Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Rirakkusu;5813849]Where can I get the most for $100 all in?.[/QUOTE]I'll send you all my notes an research for the last five years. Describe the perfect girl you want!! I'll see what I can do!! Or you can do your research on your own!!

[QUOTE=TheBagel;5813593]I went to Bamboo and asked for Jessica since someone recommended her and Andy wasn't available. She wasn't anything special. It was really dim so I couldn't see her face very well especially with the mask, but she seemed like an older Asian woman maybe 40's or early 50's and an average build.

She has a completely flat ass though. I was face down moving my hands up her leg and couldn't even tell where her thighs ended and ass began. Massage was decent though, tipped. 6 for HJ + extra touching.

I can see why mongers like this place though for a non-rushed service. I'd prefer a more attractive masseuse though. I guess if I go again I'll try for Andy since everyone seems to like her.[/QUOTE]You pretty much described the Bamboo experience to a tee. The place is nothing special, but at the same time it's special because it's nothing special, if that makes sense. The girls are all in their 40's. They're all reasonably attractive. None are knockouts, but there aren't any that you'd kick out of bed either. They all have nice personalities. They all give you a full hour of unrushed service, and the massages are decent. They all give nice, slow finishes. There aren't any jackhammer jobs there. There also aren't any rush jobs there. The price point is as good as it gets and better than most. Different girls there provide varying amounts of mileage with some getting a little more permissible after you've seen them a few times. This isn't your typical AMP where you count on getting the provider naked and her allowing full access. Some Bamboo girls might give you full access once they get to know you, but most won't. Almost all allow full otc roaming, most at least roaming under the shirt. I got one provider's top completely off and pants down to her knees there, but that was my third time seeing her and even that is a bit rare for this place. All in all you just go there for the nice experience, the good massage, the slow release, and the low price point. Anything else you get is bonus. You don't go there for the quick AMP bang.

[QUOTE=Rirakkusu;5813849]Where can I get the most for $100 all in?.[/QUOTE]I would recommend taking that $100 to a an $12.99 all you can eat buffet and you will end up with a week of excess dining.

Planning on visiting AAA massage in lake forest. Any recommendations would be appreciated.

This is an inquiry not a report. Does anyone know if there are any Nail Salons where a man can get a pedicure / manicure and get his pipes cleaned too in LA County or SFV? I am guessing OC has a few since the majority of the Viet pros live there.

Could be a good business idea for Viet or other Asian hotties?

[QUOTE=Rirakkusu;5813849]Where can I get the most for $100 all in?.[/QUOTE]Try the Dollar store on Springdale and Edinger. There are some real values in there.

LMAO!! Better yet, take a bus down to TJ!!

One honest tip though. Get up off your ass and spend a few bucks. Anyone can get an account on RM, PD, or just search bedpage etc. And get out there start spending a little cash at the dozens apon dozens of AMP's out there.

[QUOTE=Slammer6008;5814075]I'll send you all my notes an research for the last five years. Describe the perfect girl you want!! I'll see what I can do!! Or you can do your research on your own!![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MrLuv4444;5814300]Planning on visiting AAA massage in lake forest. Any recommendations would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]Just go and report back. Last time I went here I had Yuyu but she's gone now.

Been to 2 places in Brea recently.

Golden Dragon Spa:

Had Linda. Tight petite Asian late 30's. Nice fit ass A cups. Decent massage walked on my back and all that let me roam around under the bra and under her pants during HJ. They don't offer any more but great place for a quick HJ.

XT Massage? Massage Spa?

Across the street behind the Subway. No name listed anywhere.

Didn't tell me her name but nice ass and let me get handy. Also nothing else on the menu HJ only. Nothing special at this place but it gets the job done.

Out of the OC I know but best place I've been to is Three Seven Spa in Ontario. Latinas galore and perfect Latinas. Highly recommend.

Had Lilly perfect fake tits perfect ass. Saw some other 10's going to try again soon.

Looking for Latinas in or close to Brea though. Much appreciated.

[QUOTE=NathanR;5814264]I would recommend taking that $100 to a an $12.99 all you can eat buffet and you will end up with a week of excess dining.[/QUOTE]This response deserves a slow clap. Well done sir!

[QUOTE=OCTatts;5788293]Had a chance to get a session with the well-endowed Amy. She looks like an average MILF, and another monger said she has a "wifey" kind of appearance I agree. She has gigantic boobs for all you breast-lovers out there. Very nice. There's also a voluptuous Asian who works there. Also has a great pair of tittys, however hers are enhanced but very nice. She has a cute butt too.[/QUOTE]Contacted the location and was told Latina MILF only works on Tuesday's, texted last 2 Tuesday's and was told she's not working, then is past Tuesday whoever was texting me said she doesn't work there anymore, damn I guess I missed out on some big knockers.

[QUOTE=MrLuv4444;5814300]Planning on visiting AAA massage in lake forest. Any recommendations would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]Last time I went had Asian 35+ with tattoo on her belly.

Typical Asian AMP shack. Just go and report back on talent.

I guess I missed out on her too. For me it's hard to leave bamboo on a tight budget to venture off elsewhere in hopes of a well endowed provider who doesn't do as good a massage. Decisions, decisions LOL.

[QUOTE=DimSum69;5814686]Been to 2 places in Brea recently.

Golden Dragon Spa:

Had Linda. Tight petite Asian late 30's. Nice fit ass A cups. Decent massage walked on my back and all that let me roam around under the bra and under her pants during HJ. They don't offer any more but great place for a quick HJ.[/QUOTE]If your into prostate and don't want a dido up your ass.

You have to get Ann next time. That is if you're into getting a prostate massage. She won't even ask just go for it near after the massage on your back. She "accidentally" spills oil on your ass and goes for it. If she knows you like it, she will spend some time massaging before the flip. It is pretty good and the last time she even inserted a finger on the flip while finishing.

$40 dollar house fee 60, she never says if it's too much or not.

[QUOTE=CubeBrick;5813451]Yes the entire enchilada is on the table. It's standard: . 4 to get in and the girl will probably do it for 1. 4 . Depends on a lot of factors of course but.

I'd say these girls are dtf for sure.[/QUOTE]Is Angela asian?

[QUOTE=JohnB3411;5814964]I guess I missed out on her too. For me it's hard to leave bamboo on a tight budget to venture off elsewhere in hopes of a well endowed provider who doesn't do as good a massage. Decisions, decisions LOL.[/QUOTE]Hi, what is Bamboo? I see you guys mentioned it a lot. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Oscargggg;5815316]Hi, what is Bamboo? I see you guys mentioned it a lot. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Google it. Or go back a few pages and find out. Or Google bamboo massage.

I am looking for a place that's not to expensive and takes good care of guys, can anyone tell me a place?.

[QUOTE=HeadorTail;5815590]Google it. Or go back a few pages and find out. Or Google bamboo massage.[/QUOTE]What is F&C. Why do they call it that? I can't find an F&C massage. How many pages do I need to go back.

[QUOTE=Frankie68;5815593]I am looking for a place that's not to expensive and takes good care of guys, can anyone tell me a place?.[/QUOTE]Retirement home!

[QUOTE=Slammer6008;5815750]Retirement home![/QUOTE]I chuckled a bit reading this in my chair at work haha.

[QUOTE=Frankie68;5815593]I am looking for a place that's not to expensive and takes good care of guys, can anyone tell me a place?.[/QUOTE]There's a place in North oc.

I went to the infamous F&C and met Lucy! Seemed like no one else was there, didn't even really get a massage just went straight to business, she's down for pretty much anything. I heard someone come into the place halfway through my session and I just kept plowing away LOL. I'm looking for any spot that could offer a BBJ possibly by a Latina if possible?

[QUOTE=Rirakkusu;5813849]Where can I get the most for $100 all in?.[/QUOTE]Lose some weight, get a haircut, and try your charminbg personality on some girls at the local bar. Dinner and drinks (now plus gas) should get you all in for $100-ish if you have some game.

T Massage in Tustin. I was hopeful that the T stood for Tustin and not Trannie. Luckily, it did stand for Tustin. Typical AMP. MT named Lucy. Of course. 30's Chinese. Not F&C Lucy. Seems we have a run on the names Lucy, Amy, Annie, Cici and Cocoa. Did I forget any? Ok, massage was 7.5 at .6 hr. Nice girl. Very pleasant. Nice tease during good massage that included walking on my back. On flip she went for my mini cocktail wiener without discussing anything. Excellent technique and pacing. HJ 8.5 and .8 on the way out. She had a medium height tight figure, but light on tits. Room had fully closing doors. Massage started out with the feel of fully legit until I went for her leg. Then she let me know game on. I think there is a possibility of FS. Hard to tell. She had a vibe that seemed she would be gtg. Also hard to tell how much overall activity at the place. If there weren't so many other places to check out, I would repeat. I may be back. Who knows?

Been lurking for a while and I am over my bashfulness. So I finally tried Miss Saigon and had Lily, she is a hot little piece of ass. Mongers have complained this place place is expensive, but its only $10 more and no big deal based on the quality of the girls. Opted for the nude nuru body to body. The girl has nice skin, cute boobs and nice little tight ass. Will be back hopefully next month.

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[QUOTE=Slammer6008;5815744]What is F&C. Why do they call it that? I can't find an F&C massage. How many pages do I need to go back.[/QUOTE]Time to visit for some buttery, crunchy fish after a session with Lucy.

[QUOTE=RockDude123;5815944]I went to the infamous F&C and met Lucy! Seemed like no one else was there, didn't even really get a massage just went straight to business, she's down for pretty much anything. I heard someone come into the place halfway through my session and I just kept plowing away LOL. I'm looking for any spot that could offer a BBJ possibly by a Latina if possible?[/QUOTE]Didn't you get it there?

Any outcall providers w FS? Preferably chubby?

Sunny health reflex in wm. Has curtains.

Lots of older chicks. Cheap HJ and good massage $80 total for 1 hr.

Oc beauty bar. Fv. Good legit massage by hot chicks.

Jx massage. Good legit massage by mamasan. Bigins.

Worst AMPs.

Tustin / rainbow. Fugly girls. And no he. Just tease.

Tustin oasis spa. Old gilfs. Bad HJ.

White swan in Sa. Same owner as 440. Girls steal $$ from pants.

[QUOTE=Slammer6008;5815750]Retirement home![/QUOTE]Also bring tapioca pudding an I fruit cake.

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Look all this stuff up. Its all here. Use all the search features. Give back some info before requesting info.

I can't remember the last time I walked out of an AMP empty handed (no HE) but but the massages always suck. I'm in need of a good deep tissue massage as opposed to a lame body rubdown, obviously extras are always welcome. Any recommendations? I heard bamboo wood was good so I tried them, massage was still lacking and I wasn't a fan of the curtain setup.

[QUOTE=Porkys1980;5816564]Sunny health reflex in wm. Has curtains.

Jx massage. Good legit massage by mamasan. Bigins.[/QUOTE]Porky, where is this one? I'm going to go visit momma's bigins!

[QUOTE=Slammer6008;5815750]Retirement home![/QUOTE]Yeah, get your quality enemas curtesy of Ena the sadistic nurse. BTW you could probably get some gumming action when granny takes off her false teeth for BBBJ to boost her income besides Social Security.

[QUOTE=Slammer6008;5816866]Also bring tapioca pudding an I fruit cake.[/QUOTE]Applesauce. Pork chops and Applesauce.

[QUOTE=DannyDank;5817346]I can't remember the last time I walked out of an AMP empty handed (no HE) but but the massages always suck. I'm in need of a good deep tissue massage as opposed to a lame body rubdown, obviously extras are always welcome. Any recommendations? I heard bamboo wood was good so I tried them, massage was still lacking and I wasn't a fan of the curtain setup.[/QUOTE]I won't say much because it tends to piss a few people on here off when I talk too much about legit massage vs. What you get at AMPs, but you're absolutely right. The "massage" part of anyplace reviewed here usually ranges from "shitty" to "somewhat passable. " Honestly, deep tissue is considered a "specialty massage," and if that's what you really need / want then I strongly advise leaving it in the hands of a real CMT. Anybody not properly trained and licensed who tries giving a "deep tissue" can end up seriously hurting you. Some here would disagree with me but I would never entrust that to any $30 Chinese foot massage spa. The girls at Bamboo give a massage that feels good and might even get out a knot or two, but they're nowhere near qualified to give a therapeutic deep tissue to someone who really needs one.

That being said, there are options. You can try any of the multitude of legit Thai spas around. And once in a while you hit paydirt and find a Thai provider who will give a release at the end (but it's rare). Search for Thai here. It's been discussed fairly recently. Be careful though. Don't go in expecting a happy ending, and don't make a move on anybody hoping you'll get one. You can make a horse's ass of yourself pretty quickly.

Not in OC, but there's a CMT working out of a private office in Lakewood who gives handjobs. I've seen her once and she does give a great massage and a good HJ, but she's not exactly my cup of tea either. She's a full figured half black half Latina woman. I don't personally find her very attractive and she doesn't take any clothes off or allow much mutual touching, but she has good strong hands. Google Divine Royalty Massage and you will find her. She's 80 +tip. Typically takes 40 to get the HJ from her, so 120 out the door. If you're going primarily for a HJ it's too expensive. If you're going for just a DT massage it's too expensive. But for a good quality DT massage plus a HJ it's not a bad price.

First time back to the OC in a while. Is the 44X Fair Drive location still operating? I see some conflicting reports here and otherwise. Was a fan of Honey Spa's lineup in general.

I haven't been on the road since Covid. Looks as if things are opening up, so stopped by ye old Forum to see what's up. Other than a few regulars, I notice this has largely devolved into "Give me info". Sorry to see. When I next hit OC, I'll try a couple spots I see on BP and report back.