Massage Parlor Reports

So I have a problem going to these damn places. I'm quitting. But here is some research I have compiled from the last year or so. Yall enjoy.

Palace Spa – Palm Harbor – O-M-G. $$$ King of Asian Spas. CFS – CBJ – TS. Mid 20's to mid 30's. So worth the bling. If you go nowhere else, go here.

VIP Massage – Oldsmar – $$$ CFS – TS. Good massage, full service. Mmmmm.

Asian Relaxation Spa – Tarpon – $$$ CFS – CBJ. Full menu, normal cover fee, all covered but wow. 40's something but gorgeous.

The Massage Spot. Largo - $$ HJ. She was fine and in her 20's. Petite. Can touch, but just HE.

King Massage – HJ. Palm Harbor – $$ Okay, decent massage, normal entry rate, He only.

Ace – Palm Harbor – $$ HJ. Straight to business, just done HE.

Golden Spa – Clearwater – $$ Heard the CFS, haven't seen it. Average rates, ok massage, kind of straight to why you're really there. Only done HE. Mid 30's and up.

Pink Spa – Clearwater – $$ HJ. Average rates, ok massage, normal HE.

Oriental Massage Spa YL – Tarpon. Just massage, it was okay.

Head to Toe Massage – Oldsmar – $$ HJ. Garbage. Upsell. Not worth the massage alone.

Serenity Massage – Oldsmar – $$ HJ. Average rates, good massage, HE.

Spring Massage – Oldsmar – $$ HJ. Best massage in the world. Like legit. And was totally surprised with an HE!

One Spa – Tarpon – HJ - $$ Dark, quite, normal rate, crap massage, HE, 40's something.

Tarpon Health Spa – Tarpon – NOTHING. Nice, clean, good massage, that's it. Was shocked.

I was visiting St. Pete twice a year for the past 8 years. I had some great service down there. The best ever was Tiffany at Pine Tree. I live in NH, and we have nothing that compares. All of you mongers are very lucky men with the choices. There is just no reason to go there anymore on family trips.

[QUOTE=Bjm5150;5506746]So I have a problem going to these damn places. I'm quitting. But here is some research I have compiled from the last year or so. Yall enjoy.

Palace Spa Palm Harbor O-M-G. $$$ King of Asian Spas. CFS CBJ TS. Mid 20's to mid 30's. So worth the bling. If you go nowhere else, go here.

VIP Massage Oldsmar $$$ CFS TS. Good massage, full service. Mmmmm.

Asian Relaxation Spa Tarpon $$$ CFS CBJ. Full menu, normal cover fee, all covered but wow. 40's something but gorgeous.

The Massage Spot. Largo - $$ HJ. She was fine and in her 20's. Petite. Can touch, but just HE.

King Massage HJ. Palm Harbor $$ Okay, decent massage, normal entry rate, He only.

Ace Palm Harbor $$ HJ. Straight to business, just done HE.

Golden Spa Clearwater $$ Heard the CFS, haven't seen it. Average rates, ok massage, kind of straight to why you're really there. Only done HE. Mid 30's and up.

Pink Spa Clearwater $$ HJ. Average rates, ok massage, normal HE.

Oriental Massage Spa YL Tarpon. Just massage, it was okay.

Head to Toe Massage Oldsmar $$ HJ. Garbage. Upsell. Not worth the massage alone.

Serenity Massage Oldsmar $$ HJ. Average rates, good massage, HE.

Spring Massage Oldsmar $$ HJ. Best massage in the world. Like legit. And was totally surprised with an HE!

One Spa Tarpon HJ - $$ Dark, quite, normal rate, crap massage, HE, 40's something.

Tarpon Health Spa Tarpon NOTHING. Nice, clean, good massage, that's it. Was shocked.[/QUOTE]First: I have been to all of the places listed above, except Oriental and head to Toe. Many listed as HE only here are in fact FS if you ask and they think you are acceptable. Second: I will repeat once again what others have said on here many times before. If you are paying more than 1. 6 for FS, you are overpaying and lifting the market unnecessarily for the rest of us. Don't do it. I never never never pay more than 1. 6 at a Tier 1 spa and I get the FS I want every time. If you are worried about your little head overcoming your wallet under pressure, just put the standard rate out on the table where they can see it when you go in. They will take it every time. Third: $$$ for Asian Relaxation? Are you kidding me? I paid 1. 2 and I would not repeat. She is easily over 50 man. Probably 55-57. You can find my earlier report on her here. Fourth: Golden Spa and One Spa are 1. 2 FS all day, every day. Finally: My advice is don't follow this advice.

[QUOTE=HandfulMe;5507473]First: I have been to all of the places listed above, except Oriental and head to Toe. Many listed as HE only here are in fact FS if you ask and they think you are acceptable. Second: I will repeat once again what others have said on here many times before. If you are paying more than 1. 6 for FS, you are overpaying and lifting the market unnecessarily for the rest of us. Don't do it. I never never never pay more than 1. 6 at a Tier 1 spa and I get the FS I want every time. If you are worried about your little head overcoming your wallet under pressure, just put the standard rate out on the table where they can see it when you go in. They will take it every time. Third: $$$ for Asian Relaxation? Are you kidding me? I paid 1. 2 and I would not repeat. She is easily over 50 man. Probably 55-57. You can find my earlier report on her here. Fourth: Golden Spa and One Spa are 1. 2 FS all day, every day. Finally: My advice is don't follow this advice.[/QUOTE]And there is more 1. 2 FS massage spots in Clearwater alone, just to add a few, Bayside spa on us19, oriental spa on highland ave, another one on gulf to bay. By the way I heard from a fellow monger that two well reviewed ladies, Rubi and Fei Fei, are working together at Rose spa on Missouri ave (but I can't confirm it).

[QUOTE=MarioTr;5507531]And there is more 1. 2 FS massage spots in Clearwater alone, just to add a few, Bayside spa on us19, oriental spa on highland ave, another one on gulf to bay. By the way I heard from a fellow monger that two well reviewed ladies, Rubi and Fei Fei, are working together at Rose spa on Missouri ave (but I can't confirm it).[/QUOTE]I called rose spa on Missouri yesterday to see if I can set up an appointment with fei fei and they claim she hasn't worked there in a very long time. Pine tree says Clara is still on vacation too. I'm considering taking a drive to Tampa lately, unless someone can recommend a place that is a good as soda was at pine tree.

I believe he is including the door fee, which should be included in the total cost.

[QUOTE=HandfulMe;5507473]First: I have been to all of the places listed above, except Oriental and head to Toe. Many listed as HE only here are in fact FS if you ask and they think you are acceptable. Second: I will repeat once again what others have said on here many times before. If you are paying more than 1. 6 for FS, you are overpaying and lifting the market unnecessarily for the rest of us. Don't do it. I never never never pay more than 1. 6 at a Tier 1 spa and I get the FS I want every time. If you are worried about your little head overcoming your wallet under pressure, just put the standard rate out on the table where they can see it when you go in. They will take it every time. Third: $$$ for Asian Relaxation? Are you kidding me? I paid 1. 2 and I would not repeat. She is easily over 50 man. Probably 55-57. You can find my earlier report on her here. Fourth: Golden Spa and One Spa are 1. 2 FS all day, every day. Finally: My advice is don't follow this advice.[/QUOTE]

I took the recommendation from my fellow mongers in the area and decided to stop by dream. I can say before I got there I was very excited and was even day dreaming about Emily. I didn't know that I was going to soon be living a nightmare. To Start off I had to wait a little longer than I hoped and I felt the location was not as secluded as I hoped. When it was finally mine turn and I do say finally I paid. 7 to house and Emily brought me back to the room. Now I don't usually expect a massage to be great but it was by far one of the worst massages I ever received. I felt very rushed and she showed no interest very little roaming and no teasing. Negotiated 1. 6 for FS which I had to do all the work in mish. Asked for BJ to finish and asked for another. 4. Overall I will not return to this nightmare, I can't wait to go back home where there's no haggle. Please fellow mongers do not pay more it kills the market.

[QUOTE=JustNeed1;5510448]I took the recommendation from my fellow mongers in the area and decided to stop by dream. I can say before I got there I was very excited and was even day dreaming about Emily. I didn't know that I was going to soon be living a nightmare. To Start off I had to wait a little longer than I hoped and I felt the location was not as secluded as I hoped. When it was finally mine turn and I do say finally I paid. 7 to house and Emily brought me back to the room. Now I don't usually expect a massage to be great but it was by far one of the worst massages I ever received. I felt very rushed and she showed no interest very little roaming and no teasing. Negotiated 1. 6 for FS which I had to do all the work in mish. Asked for BJ to finish and asked for another. 4. Overall I will not return to this nightmare, I can't wait to go back home where there's no haggle. Please fellow mongers do not pay more it kills the market.[/QUOTE]I agree. Emily is hit and miss for sure. You got her on a bad day.

Was again in the area so stopped into Eve's on Monday knowing that Popcorn was gone and taking the risk on the new girl. So was greeted by Stella. Going with late 30's in age, standard man mades and decent body. The table shower was acceptable but not much more than the norm. Back to the room and the preferred lite touch massage was given without much effort on her end. Flipped over and ran thru the positions and she was accommodating. Normal 1 hr door fee and 16 o left on the night stand. Summary she gets the job done but there is nothing Stella about her. Claims in town for two more weeks.

I'm looking for something a little different than the normal massage and ending most places offer. I'd like to find an AMP that offers a good nuru massage. Are there any in the Pinellas / Tampa area or will I be better served driving to Orlando? Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=ThatGuy346;5513671]I'm looking for something a little different than the normal massage and ending most places offer. I'd like to find an AMP that offers a good nuru massage. Are there any in the Pinellas / Tampa area or will I be better served driving to Orlando? Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Personally I'm unaware of an "AMP" that offers an authentic Japanese Nuru massage in the area. As you probably know, a drive to Orlando will get you enhanced services from what you will find in Tampa Bay, but not necessarily nuru. Sure you'll get a bit of body to body slip & slide, etc. In the TS, but perhaps not exactly what you're looking for. Gigi was just discussed in the Tampa massage forum, she advertises nuru and she may be your best bet, although it will probably be twice the price of an AMP visit. Let us know what you find.

Visiting out of town and decided to check Carnation. Greeted by attractive girl named Hannah. I'd say early 30 great face and body. Opted for half hour.

No real massage but plenty of flirtatious rubbing and I was perfectly fine with that. After door fee I had $1 left for tip. Asked what I wanted I said BJ she said $140! Does she have more mouths in her mouth? 140 WTF? I didn't overreact just said how much I had and cute Hannah switched into an unbelievable ****. She was getting an attitude telling me how much she's worth blah blah blah. I said ok just finish massage then. She continues with the attitude "what are you doing why you act like this". I said you still do massages right? More bitchy attitude then offered naked HJ for $1 and I said absolutely not. By this time the mood was gone and I finally said "forget it I'll leave" and that's when I saw the devil in her eyes LOL. She acts like she has never been turned down before and starts spiraling. "Your loss not mine f you your loss".

I simply said "it's OK baby" dropped a $10 on the floor and walked out LOL.

[QUOTE=Rico7;5514023]Personally I'm unaware of an "AMP" that offers an authentic Japanese Nuru massage in the area. As you probably know, a drive to Orlando will get you enhanced services from what you will find in Tampa Bay, but not necessarily nuru. Sure you'll get a bit of body to body slip & slide, etc. In the TS, but perhaps not exactly what you're looking for. Gigi was just discussed in the Tampa massage forum, she advertises nuru and she may be your best bet, although it will probably be twice the price of an AMP visit. Let us know what you find.[/QUOTE]Thanks for this info. I will let you know what I find in the area. I may go ask if one of the providers I've seen would be willing to do it if I show them what I want.

Are there any shops that have providers of different ethnicities? Where the customer could decide what mood he's in? Why so segregated?

[QUOTE=JustGlassin;5514349]Visiting out of town and decided to check Carnation. Greeted by attractive girl named Hannah. I'd say early 30 great face and body. Opted for half hour.

No real massage but plenty of flirtatious rubbing and I was perfectly fine with that. After door fee I had $1 left for tip. Asked what I wanted I said BJ she said $140! Does she have more mouths in her mouth? 140 WTF? I didn't overreact just said how much I had and cute Hannah switched into an unbelievable ****. She was getting an attitude telling me how much she's worth blah blah blah. I said ok just finish massage then. She continues with the attitude "what are you doing why you act like this". I said you still do massages right? More bitchy attitude then offered naked HJ for $1 and I said absolutely not. By this time the mood was gone and I finally said "forget it I'll leave" and that's when I saw the devil in her eyes LOL. She acts like she has never been turned down before and starts spiraling. "Your loss not mine f you your loss".

I simply said "it's OK baby" dropped a $10 on the floor and walked out LOL.[/QUOTE]Wow. Sorry you had that experience. But you handled it the right way. Next time you are here, try Angel or Bayside. They will treat you much better.