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I guess I'll go ahead and post an official disclaimer as well, like other Seniors have lately.
Official Disclaimer
I am submitting my official membership disclaimer. The disclaimer applies to all membership posts: past, current and future. I hereby officially state that all my posts are for entertainment purposes only. Events of posts may or may not be true. Use and assess posts with your own discretion. I do not and have never engaged in any illegal activities whether being major or minor.
[QUOTE=OPIllini;1556348]It sure is. Just checked the City of Chicago's BACP page, and as of August 30, 2012, Massage Therapy at 3334 W Peterson is no more. License was revoked. Yet another needless lynching of an AMP in Chicago.[/QUOTE]Damn, used to love going to see Cici there.
When in Rome. I'll go ahead and post my official disclaimer as well too
Official Disclaimer.
I am submitting my official membership disclaimer. The disclaimer applies to all membership posts: past, current and future. I hereby officially state that all my posts are for entertainment purposes only. Events of posts may or may not be true. Use and assess posts with your own discretion. I do not and have never engaged in any illegal activities whether being major or minor.
Official Disclaimer.
I am submitting my official membership disclaimer. The disclaimer applies to all membership posts: past, current and future. I hereby officially state that all my posts are for entertainment purposes only. Events of posts may or may not be true. Use and assess posts with your own discretion. I do not and have never engaged in any illegal activities whether being major or minor.
To who it may concern: I am serving notice to the world at large that I am a delusional fantasist as well as a pathological, habitual liar. Every single family member and the few friends I have are aware of this deep character flaw. Only the foolish believe a word I say, and even the most foolish eventually catch on.
[QUOTE=Magooski; 1556382]When in Rome. I'll go ahead and post my official disclaimer as well too
Official Disclaimer.
I am submitting my official membership disclaimer. The disclaimer applies to all membership posts: past, current and future. I hereby officially state that all my posts are for entertainment purposes only. Events of posts may or may not be true. Use and assess posts with your own discretion. I do not and have never engaged in any illegal activities whether being major or minor.[/QUOTE]
I hear in Accent Rome the Romans did a lot more thing than we do? Do we have any Roman Massage parlor's? If not maybe we could take to Mamason in Matteson And she could hire one. How about that ?
Does any one know R been with this one? Let me know.
[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/experience-a-prostate-wonderful-37/6477311[/url]
[QUOTE=Gopher88; 1556433]Does any one know R been with this one? Let me know.
[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/experience-a-prostate-wonderful-37/6477311[/url][/QUOTE]She has a single review on another site. Heavier and older than the posting states.
I guess I can pile on:
I am stating now for public record that every person I know, willing or unwilling, needs to be made aware that I not only do not speak the truth, carry the truth, or any means resemble the truth. All statements made here by me are fanciful representations of a mind in another dimension. Believe anything I say at your peril since all is made up or part of a warped sense of conjecture. In short truth is not spoken here.
[QUOTE=Gopher88; 1556433]Does any one know R been with this one? Let me know.
[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/experience-a-prostate-wonderful-37/6477311[/url][/QUOTE]Only one review, not promising.
[url]http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?id=200278[/url]
All I do on this forum is fantasy, farce, made up, not real, blah blah.
[QUOTE=Gopher88; 1556433]Does any one know R been with this one? Let me know.
[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/experience-a-prostate-wonderful-37/6477311[/url][/QUOTE]Far away and don't look back. On so many levels, the worst experience ever.
A seriously long time lurker and I had to post to save people some time. The Craigslist ad is for a Belmont Blue line stop location. You text to set time and "she" texts back to let you know address. Nice pic and not on TinEye. Sounds great right? When I am let in the side door of an apartment building by the actual woman in the pic I am getting "up" for this massage. Then the boom gets lowered when I walk into a room with cluttered misc. Furniture and a table in the rubble. An older Indian gentleman says hi and reaches to shake my hand. I now want to dart but think maybe he'll leave and hotty and I can get down to a nice massage. Wrong! I get out of the bathroom and he's still there! The dumb thing is, I stayed and got a 60 dollar massage and tipped 7 dollars. Stay away, don't waste your time. If you've been there you know this is not a dream but a nightmare. On a side note the old sunni location is back.
[QUOTE=OPIllini;1556348]It sure is. Just checked the City of Chicago's BACP page, and as of August 30, 2012, Massage Therapy at 3334 W Peterson is no more. License was revoked. Yet another needless lynching of an AMP in Chicago.[/QUOTE]NOOOOOOOOOO! God damn it, I"m going to miss CiCi.
I Officially announce that I am full of shit. Anything I wrote or will write is complete bullshit. I have never engaged nor will I engage in any illegal activity. Its purely coincidental if I go to an AMP and my cock ends up in my therapists hand, mouth or pussy. Its merely a high tech hologram. The jizz extruding from said cock is simply a 3-Dimensional effect setup by yours truly. Don't forget your 3-D glasses for full effect. Furthermore I don't participate in anything deemed immoral or unethical. Any evidence pointing to the contrary is complete and utter bullshit fabricated by LEO with higher tech gadgets than I.