Streetwalker Reports

I am always busy, but hey, as my duty in becoming a "Master Monger" I must go out into the field of.

Finding Strumpets and bring back valuable information. You would be surprised that I actually go to school and I work 6 days a week, and I can honestly say, I see at least 2 Harlots a day. My profession allows me all kinds of lee way. Thankful that I have a ton of Lealman Lizards on speed dial and they know that I am down for a challenge, the one and only Devynn called me today and asked me to come see her, as she had just returned from vacation and her Ass was fat and her "Cooter was Marinating".

Because I was blown away by her skills when she was just a skeleton, to my surprise, when I saw her today, she was actually thick and looked like she was f&%kable.. So I went to the Lealman triangle and found her where she had given me co-ordinates and yes in deed she was there and ready to go. I really enjoy allowing this Lizard to Drain my Dragon.

Happy Mongering My Friends, PM for Number.

PICs of the Devil In a Kenvin Dress Below. We Call her Devynn.

In my dream I was cruising all over the place looking for Kay & possibly hoping to run into the spinner Maddie, but no luck. Then I decided to hit the grove circle and I see KK who was looking pretty damn hot, and following right behind her, another tight body WSW. So I swing back around on the next street hoping to catch KK, but she's gone like the frickin wind! It always amazes me in these dreams how fast these ladies can pull a David Copperfield. So I'm a little pissed because I'm tired and ready to call it quits and just as I'm making one last circle around, I see a sexy tight bodied HSW emerge from the shadows. She almost blows me off because she doesn't recognize me, but I roll the window down and no words are even exchanged. All you here is the sound of my door locks unlocking. She hops in and that sexy little smile she had let me know that it was about to be a wonderful dream. We find a nice little spot and she starts off with some headache relief. She says she doesn't have a candy habit but she was suckin on the pipe like she was on somethin. It was as if she was really taking her sweet time with me. Not sure if this was part of her game plan but she teased me for so long that it made me want CFS. Didn't have any extra coin on me so I told her I'd hit the ATM after we do the deed. So she hops on top of me and I have never actually been inside her in my other dreams only headache relief, but man can she take a pounding! In this dream she started off really slow, sliding down on top of me like it was too big for her, but once she got going I was balls deep pounding the shit out of her. She was saying a lot of Spanish words which I have no clue what they meant LOL, but it was really sexy. I'm thinking of hitting her up again for another go round but I really want to have a go with Maddie or Kay first. Anyways fellas I definitely recommend Natacha if you ever want to really pound something hard and fast. Anyone with Maddie or Kay's digits shoot me a PM please. I will of course throw any golden nuggets I come across your way. Thanks and be safe fellas!

[QUOTE=Blackberry7;2989932]Thank you, but that is an OLD post. I haven't tried the number yet. But I don't see a current post, just this one from last year. Again. Thanks new to this page.[/QUOTE]Oops. I forgot it is 2016. My bad. I had never actually seen the post before, never needed her number because she was walking the love triangle every single day. Thats weird about her face, I stopped visiting her by then but when she started she had a cute schoolgirl quality and was ambitios to tame a cobra.

[QUOTE=RockinHard;2990793]Oops. I forgot it is 2016. My bad. I had never actually seen the post before, never needed her number because she was walking the love triangle every single day. Thats weird about her face, I stopped visiting her by then but when she started she had a cute schoolgirl quality and was ambitios to tame a cobra.[/QUOTE]Yes she did turn from cute to pepperoni face. What a shame. Does anyone remember Trina? Or Julie her real name? She was more pinellas park but I found her on 34th and 54th about 2 years ago.

[QUOTE=Bajingo;2990096]It is funny if you go down Grove or 52nd you can find the biggest looking zombie looking people you can imagine. I bet hes getting both of them for free if he has the correct candy in his pocket that is the hard part to imagine. I saw KK walking with really large sunglasses on and tight shorts by 54th Ave and 28th St.

If she wasn't so dam high it would have been fun perhaps. But when she can't even walk straight I know its time to keep moving.[/QUOTE]Is like falling through a rabbit hole and reappearing in another parallel universe chock full of weirdos, junkies, rumdumbs, harlots, dope boyz, day laborers and ASSorted other clown characters. Even if I don't score a sweaty sweet strumpet I'll see a free freak show that'll have my head spinning with incredulity and WTF moments? There's enough talent in the triangle for at least a years worth of Jerry Springer shows and even some Dr Phil moments!! Lealman is for lovers.

So I picked up KK yesterday in Lelman around 2:30 pm. She was very coherent and nice. I find a good place to park but just couldn't go through with it. She has scabs all over her body and face and I just didn't want any part of it even though she was nice enough. I'm sure some of you will rag on me but I just gave her a few bucks and brought her back to some house with a number of guys standing outside. After I dropped her off there was a really good looking blonde walking down the same street that KK was staying on but at that point I was done. Also earlier around 2 a super hot looking short haired Brunet with Tatts walked up to the race track I was hopeful but she walked straight up to a grey car guy got out and let her in the other door and they where gone.

Hopefully I will have better luck next time.

HornyNure Pulls a BarryBonds and MarkMcguire.

I actually went out on a hunt today, to Screw as many SWs as I could before noon today. And I came up with a total of 6. I was not goofing off today, as a matter of fact, I actually screwed 7 chicks before 12 noon, Now that's something I haven't done since I was a teenager. The Horny Nurse was in rare form today. My Lifestyle doesn't allow me to get out when I want, so when I am allowed to get out, I go all out.... First I started with Cupcake, Maddie, and their Friend. At 8 am.I was not fucking off, today, I was all business about training these python slayers..Cupcake by far is my favorite Harlot, she is the Golden Gem in the entire Lealman Triangle, if you when over her heart, you can have as much fun as a fat kid in a candy store.. I started by F%$king her slowly and allowing her to back her tall ass up on this python, and I can't blame her, she has been begging me for about a month to actually f%$k her, as I have been busy F%$king everyone else she had with her, but today, she was getting some python for being such a reliable Harlot, did I mention how much I actually love this girl. She keeps me lined up with girls from one end of pinellas to the other, if I had time, I take her ass on the road and we would go and see the entire country... The Horny Nurse Strikes Again.

Be Safe, Happy Mongering, and Enjoy, just a PSA from the HornyNurse.

HornyNure Pulls a BarryBonds and MarkMcguire.

I actually went out on a hunt today, to Screw as many SWs as I could before noon today. And I came up with a total of 6. I was not goofing off today, as a matter of fact, I actually screwed 7 chicks before 12 noon, Now that's something I haven't done since I was a teenager. The Horny Nurse was in rare form today. My Lifestyle doesn't allow me to get out when I want, so when I am allowed to get out, I go all out.... First I started with Cupcake, Maddie, and their Friend. At 8 am.I was not fucking off, today, I was all business about training these python slayers.. Then next I had a chance to F%$k "Maddie the 4 ft Peppermint Paddy". I literally F%$ked her for a full 60 minutes non-stop. She is a full blown energizer bunny, she did not give up on me and rode me like a F%$king bronco, she screamed "Daddy F%$k me, Daddy F%$k me, louder and louder, as Cupcake and her new friend were eating each other out right next to me, I really put in some work this morning before 9 am, I hadn't even had the friend yet, but don't worry she was next, I had maddie sweating like she was an Olympic marathon, she thanked me and told me, you're the only one who wears me down Daddy, then I was off to screw the new girl they introduced me to, So hold on for the next part. The Horny Nurse Strikes Again.

Here's pics of Maddie Below.

Be Safe, Happy Mongering, and Enjoy, just a PSA from the HornyNurse.

HornyNure Pulls a BarryBonds and MarkMcguire.

I actually went out on a hunt today, to Screw as many SWs as I could before noon today. And I came up with a total of 6. I was not goofing off today, as a matter of fact, I actually screwed 7 chicks before 12 noon, Now that's something I haven't done since I was a teenager. The Horny Nurse was in rare form today. My Lifestyle doesn't allow me to get out when I want, so when I am allowed to get out, I go all out.... First I started with Cupcake, Maddie, and their Friend. At 8 am.I was not fucking off, today, I was all business about training these python slayers.. Then next I had a chance to F%$k their Blonde Friend, she did not want her name or face shown, she was eating Cupcakes Snack cake while I was hitting it K-9, this old Gal had some spunk and a good tight kitty, she couldn't believe that I was still rock solid after F $%king Cupcake and Maddie, but I was out to get my bang for my buck today, all in all, it was a great day in the neighborhood, Mongers Up, Strumpets Down. The Horny Nurse Strikes Again.

Be Safe, Happy Mongering, and Enjoy, just a PSA from the HornyNurse.

Here are a few pics of the Blond Bomber Below.

[QUOTE=HornyNurse3RN;2991873]HornyNure Pulls a BarryBonds and MarkMcguire.

I actually went out on a hunt today, to Screw as many SWs as I could before noon today. And I came up with a total of 6. I was not goofing off today, as a matter of fact, I actually screwed 7 chicks before 12 noon, Now that's something I haven't done since I was a teenager. The Horny Nurse was in rare form today. My Lifestyle doesn't allow me to get out when I want, so when I am allowed to get out, I go all out.... First I started with Cupcake, Maddie, and their Friend. At 8 am.I was not fucking off, today, I was all business about training these python slayers.. Then next I had a chance to F%$k their Blonde Friend, she did not want her name or face shown, she was eating Cupcakes Snack cake while I was hitting it K-9, this old Gal had some spunk and a good tight kitty, she couldn't believe that I was still rock solid after F $%king Cupcake and Maddie, but I was out to get my bang for my buck today, all in all, it was a great day in the neighborhood, Mongers Up, Strumpets Down. The Horny Nurse Strikes Again.

Be Safe, Happy Mongering, and Enjoy, just a PSA from the HornyNurse.

Here are a few pics of the Blond Bomber Below.[/QUOTE]I think you forgot about Babe Ruth who often scored on the diamond, but legend has it scored even more with the ladies!! The Babe lived life in the fast lane and took no prisoners, but somehow he still managed to excel on the diamond. I don't have proof yet, but I think you may have broken the Babe's before noon puzzy slamming record?? I bet he'd still out drink you though??

[URL]https://affotd.com/2011/02/27/babe-rut/[/URL]

[URL]http://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/happy-repeal-day-heres-babe-ruth-drinking-beer-with-some-dead-fish/[/URL]

[URL]http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2013/12/babe-ruth-ladies-man/[/URL]

Outstanding work, HN.

Had 30 minutes to spare so I strolled through the zone. Drove by a few of the usual suspects. Ended up giving Cupcake a ride and she made my migraine go away. And now without further ado, it's time for me to announce the Espy Monger of the month. Ladies and gentlemen the Espy Monger of the Month award goes to. The Horny Nurse! BRAVO! Your stamina is unparalleled my friend. And those pics with Maddie sweating while going for a ride are hella hot. You truly are the man for capturing those pics. Keep up the great work brother!

[QUOTE=JordanXL;2992551]Had 30 minutes to spare so I strolled through the zone. Drove by a few of the usual suspects. Ended up giving Cupcake a ride and she made my migraine go away. And now without further ado, it's time for me to announce the Espy Monger of the month. Ladies and gentlemen the Espy Monger of the Month award goes to. The Horny Nurse! BRAVO! Your stamina is unparalleled my friend. And those pics with Maddie sweating while going for a ride are hella hot. You truly are the man for capturing those pics. Keep up the great work brother![/QUOTE]And Horney Nurse is not merely mongering, but he's also providing a paid public health check ups to semen-starved strumpets in distress!! He provides the only healthcare plan with cash back benefits in the universe! These poor distressed harlots can't call 911 and request a capable and horney emt?? The service just isn't available yet!! Horney Nurse has raised the bar and taken tele medicine to a new level. BTW there were all kinds of horney harlots prowling the trampangle today including little Maddie, Cupcake, Natacha, Char, PennyAnn, Francine, KK, Tina, Daisy and quite a few others. The Espy Award for Dumbest harlot was awarded to LOLO, but she missed the awards ceremony because she locked herself in the bathroom and fell asleep on the shitter with no toilet paper and no rock. Poor gurl is dumber than bedrock and twice as dense! Lealman is still for lovers!!

Last Night, I left school around 9 pm, went and F%4 ked two Blood sisters that I work with over in Pinellas, they are UTR for now, that's 9 Harlots in 1 day.. I went home drank as much Gatorade as I could, took some supplements and went straight to bed, who knows when a Nurse is Needed?

I am always busy, but hey, as my duty in becoming a "Master Monger" I must go out into the field of Finding Strumpets and bring back valuable information. Today I was called to duty in the great city of Clearwater. Never knew there was a forest in Clearwater, but if Little red Riding Hood calls for service about a big bad wolf, then I must go and render the best care that a Horny Nurse can. I ran over to Clearwater to meet a "Kitty in distress" Low and behold, it was "Clearwater Kitty" pale skin, red head, thin and a full blown freak, who am I to judge, as I approached her she ran through the woods and continued to yell, "Horny Nurse Follow Me and Save Me" So as a good Nurse I followed, we came to a resting place in forest of Clearwater. She Flips up her dress and tells me to "Have My way with her" Why not, I did come to render care, So I politely received some headache relief in the forest and became Hard as a Brick, and proceeded to F%!K her brains completely out.. What a great way to start my day, this was at 8 am this morning, the Horny nurse has just began..Happy Mongering My Friends and Please Be Safe, a lot of these girls are paranoid now more than ever. So if you are using me for a reference, they will ask you a nursery rhyme that I will be happy to provide you in your PM, Stay Safe, Be Alert, and continue to be the great Mongers that you are...

From Your Colleague, the Horny Nurse.

PM for Numbers.

Pics of "Clearwater Kitty are Below.

[QUOTE=PeterRammer;2992609]And Horney Nurse is not merely mongering, but he's also providing a paid public health check ups to semen-starved strumpets in distress!! He provides the only healthcare plan with cash back benefits in the universe! These poor distressed harlots can't call 911 and request a capable and horney emt?? The service just isn't available yet!! Horney Nurse has raised the bar and taken tele medicine to a new level. BTW there were all kinds of horney harlots prowling the trampangle today including little Maddie, Cupcake, Natacha, Char, PennyAnn, Francine, KK, Tina, Daisy and quite a few others. The Espy Award for Dumbest harlot was awarded to LOLO, but she missed the awards ceremony because she locked herself in the bathroom and fell asleep on the shitter with no toilet paper and no rock. Poor gurl is dumber than bedrock and twice as dense! Lealman is still for lovers!![/QUOTE]I absolutely must stop going so hard, I f%$ked 3 harlots today and did not cum, but "Maddy the 4 ft Peppermint Paddy" fixed that!