Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Mipene77]No that was not me. And my nickname before the old GAIH board was bulahead not Bu Laia. I only used that nickname on TheMeetingPlace.net site. This was way back before most of you all were even hobbying. And besides, I would never force myself on any woman. I love women too much. You must have me confused with someone else. I am a nice guy not an animal. Just ask some of the old timers on this board who know of me. I always gave great reviews and I banged thousands of women. I will die with a smile on my face.[/QUOTE]

Let's work the math on this:

You say thousands of women implying more than 1K, so we'll presume you've done 2,000.

Take 2,000 providers divide by, I'll presume, 15 years equals 133 women a year.

Take 133 women divide by 12 months equals 11 women a month or little more than 2 a week, doable, if you started at age 20 but I would imagine the drive and desire to do 2 a week decreases as you pass age 35.

And, on the high side you've spent $400,000 on providers (that's alot of money) 2,000 providers multiplied by $200.

Very impressive if true but likely an ol fishing tale.

With so many experiences why so few reports?

[QUOTE=Cosmic Kid]Can a brother please pm me the address and/or phone# for Ichiban?

I can't seem to track this info down on Google.

Thanks![/QUOTE]
Cosmic Kid--for you and the other brothers out there who may want the info:
641 Keeaumoku St # 14. 949-0230

[QUOTE=C Man]Sorry about the wrong suite number but I hard a hard time with her engrish when trying to converse with her. 2201 or 2601 I guess it all sounds the same coming out of her mouth.[/QUOTE]The post by brother Coco Nuts on #3836 is his description of the big boobed girl in the pic when he visited. I wish I knew if the tall big boobed girl from TLC named Teri/Terry/Terri is still working somewhere. When I saw the pic I thought it was her, but the girl there is described as 5'4" (too short) and older.

[QUOTE=Diczilla]I always catch one of our city council members hiding at Sundance and trying to say his name is "Tony". I know you're reading this Rod: Busted.[/QUOTE]Ha! That reminds me of years ago I saw former councilmember A. M. "allegedly" coming out out Aaxtion Video trying to be inconspicuous in shades. I think he was also the one who started the ban on lap dances and a bill to remove all doors in the video booths saying that drugs and prostitution occurred hidden in there. Yes, I need to beat off to multi channels and aim for the waste basket in a safe environment.

[QUOTE=John Ross]I believe she is 47.[/QUOTE]

I've been seeing Jenn for a while too, and we were talking about our age once, so she showed me her ID, and I'm pretty sure she's 41.
Plus she's one hot smoking babe anyway. Doesn't matter if she's in her 40's, she's got a body like a young 30 year old. IMHO.
DM

[QUOTE=Da Mastabada]I've been seeing Jenn for a while too, and we were talking about our age once, so she showed me her ID, and I'm pretty sure she's 41.
Plus she's one hot smoking babe anyway. Doesn't matter if she's in her 40's, she's got a body like a young 30 year old. IMHO.
DM[/QUOTE]
Jenn aka Junko? She is 47 as she got into the spiel with me about what zodiac I was blah blah blah. If I remember correctly, she's a tiger. She still has a killer body for a 47 year old as she takes good care of herself. She puts many 30 somethings to shame.

"Healing Your Body and Spirit with Therapeutic Massage (Honolulu)" ph. #218-0069 posted in CL 10/17.

Great massage, small girl but good pressure, strictly legit, she no even get close.

[QUOTE=Lowly]I'm assuming you told her that you were gonna post your escapade, if so, then I would have to check my motives for saying something like that![/QUOTE]Hey Lowly, I asked Ivy if she would like me to post, told her it might increase her business if other guys knew about her. My motives where as I stated in my first post about her; simply that I wanted her to get enough customers so she will stick around Honolulu. I guess I'm not totally sure what you're getting at. It was difficult to know how to compose the post. On one hand I wanted to make it entertaining or at least give as much info as possible, on the other hand, Ivy wanted me to hold back and not give a complete account, since she wants to maintain control of the situation in the room and not feel like she is obligated to do stuff for mongers just because I said she may have done certain things with me. In fact at first when I suggested this post, she didn't want me to do it since she was worried it might get LE to target her. Maybe she thinks that since the AMP scene it different in SoCal where she came here from, I don't know. I told her I didn't believe that's a problem; at least not from what I've gathered from reading this forum. So she did want me to post about her, but with limitations.

[QUOTE=John Ross]Jenn aka Junko? She is 47 as she got into the spiel with me about what zodiac I was blah blah blah. If I remember correctly, she's a tiger. She still has a killer body for a 47 year old as she takes good care of herself. She puts many 30 somethings to shame.[/QUOTE]I do specifically remember her telling me she was a tiger, but don't know her age as some say. But I remember that her year was the Tiger.

[QUOTE=C Man]Apparently the one with the massive chest is working out of Ann's place. The same Ann who was working out of her apartment on Kanunu St. Still no play from Ann but defintely play from the one with the huge rack.

C Man[/QUOTE]

Got a name for the one with the huge rack?? :-)~~

[QUOTE=Tramp Hawaii]"Healing Your Body and Spirit with Therapeutic Massage (Honolulu)" ph. #218-0069 posted in CL 10/17.

Great massage, small girl but good pressure, strictly legit, she no even get close.[/QUOTE]

I must have seen her yesterday right before or after you. I convinced her for my session to be undraped and for a small girl she can exert good pressure. On the flip I was at full attention and she kept telling me to "relax" and tried to tame my wild beast by fanning it with the towel. She left the room a short while to write the next appointment and with me realizing at this point that there were not going to be any HE extras, I self-serviced and didn't have time to wipe the globs of baby batter off my body in time before she came back in. She continued to work on my face and scalp despite seeing and smelling the mess and then offered me a shower afterwards. Would repeat for the legit massage but will have to go elsewhere for the full dirty deeds.

C Man

[QUOTE=Blake123]Cosmic Kid--for you and the other brothers out there who may want the info:
641 Keeaumoku St # 14. 949-0230[/QUOTE]Thanks, Blake!

-CK

Geez Dude, you don't have to take everything literally. Hell I really don't know for sure if it was thousands, but I will tell you that I have banged a lot and I mean a LOT of chicks. I am 48 now and I can still do three shots a night or more. So I still have desire and bang with the best of them. And as far as where my reports are? Hell, I feel that I have paid my dues on other boards such as the meetingplace.net and the old GAIH boards. Back in the late 90's and early 2000's myself and Mr. K (now Hypo Luxa and Hermes Pan) were THE most frequent posters on both of those boards. So I don't really care nowadays to write any more reviews on this or any other board. If I encounter any "amazing" girls that are worthy of my review time then I will. But I have seen and done it all so I don't have the desire to review. Yes, I still frequent AMP girls but maybe only once a month now. In my prime I was doing up to 4 different AMP girls a day sometimes. Not everyday of course. Besides, I had fun and that's all that matters. Fuck the math!

[QUOTE=Bobby Gunn]Let's work the math on this:

You say thousands of women implying more than 1K, so we'll presume you've done 2,000.

Take 2,000 providers divide by, I'll presume, 15 years equals 133 women a year.

Take 133 women divide by 12 months equals 11 women a month or little more than 2 a week, doable, if you started at age 20 but I would imagine the drive and desire to do 2 a week decreases as you pass age 35.

And, on the high side you've spent $400,000 on providers (that's alot of money) 2,000 providers multiplied by $200.

Very impressive if true but likely an ol fishing tale.

With so many experiences why so few reports?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Gaesaeki]Thought the old Mika was closed down for good but heard otherwise recently. Does anyone know if they're back in business? If so, where?

Any info, much appreciated![/QUOTE]
There is a Mika Massage a couple doors down from Judy's on Kalakaua.

[QUOTE=Lahainawhaler]The post by brother Coco Nuts on #3836 is his description of the big boobed girl in the pic when he visited. I wish I knew if the tall big boobed girl from TLC named Teri/Terry/Terri is still working somewhere. When I saw the pic I thought it was her, but the girl there is described as 5'4" (too short) and older.[/QUOTE]

The big titty girl is not Amazon Teri from TLC/ Golden. This one is old enough to be her mother. In the pics her hair hides her face. In person you can see why. She must be late 40's. Kinda remind me of a KB ajuma. I swear she had a facelift and botox in her lips. There was another older lady there with long black hair, looked like one obake. Anyway, I think big titty lady was afraid that I was LE. She kept massaging me the entire time with no hint of HE, yet she was dressed in a super short skirt and tight shirt showing off her tits.

House fee .6
Tip .1 for half ass massage/ bread kneading.
WILL NOT REPEAT.