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[QUOTE=JustChekIn;5802630]If your going to plunge the sewer, be prepared: when you're done, the trap closes so sewer gas won't leak fumes. The stench is on YOUR plunger. YOU have to get up and wash. It's your drain snake that came out stinky.[/QUOTE]I'm pretty sure the gals you might see in the videos doing anal Especially the ones doing ass to mouth have taken precautions by taking a dump before a shoot and one (likely more) enemas.
Not spontaneous, and likely not every day.
[QUOTE=Twa132;5803149]All seem to be pretty much the same. I opt for the 1 hr at 60 for the house. It seems like 30 minutes just means a lackluster massage and rushed experience. Tips have been consistent at 60 for nude HE.[/QUOTE]In 30+ years of mongering, I have found that at MOST AMP's, it makes very little difference whether you go for 30 minutes or an hour. Either way you're going to get a rush job 90% of the time. At some places, the hour gets you extra amenities such as a table shower. At most places, 30 minutes really means about 50, and 60 minutes really means about 30. Either way it's make you pop as soon as possible and get you out the door for the next guy. There are exceptions of course. One of the things I like about Bamboo is that you actually get an hour service when you pay for an hour there, and given the cheap house fee for an hour that's very commendable. And it's more or less a real massage, not a half assed AMP special.
[QUOTE=CalTheImpaler;5802360]As a long time and frequent flier along the Hershey Highway, I call foul. Yes. Occasionally there will be an unintended extraction of fudge. That's just par for the course. However, if you are subjected to an aroma that would gag a maggot, something is terribly wrong. Run for the hills! Cap that well! Never again plunge your man pole in that particularly horrible odoriferous hole! That's not how the creator intended the forbidden input. She probably needs more fiber in her diet, but it's still a hole that could traumatize you sufficiently to ruin anal permanently. My God! We don't want to go there!
If you want a receptive butthole, you will have better luck with Latinas overall than Asians. YMMV. Good luck in your quest and let us all know when you find your new Greek goddess so that we too may deliver our loads in respect.[/QUOTE]Thanks to all the mongers for your feedback. Actually the smell wasn't that bad. It just smelt like latex, astroglide, and shit. The shitty scent was similar to dirty diaper scent, which is a big turnoff on several levels.
I will try to ask her if I can give out her number, not sure how she will react. Not sure how many mongers are allowed to go in thru the out door.
A few years back there was cute provider named Innocent Monica who let me fuck her tight little asshole. I pulled my dick out, and the condom was all covered in blood. She quickly grabbed the condom with a Kleenex and said "don't look at that".
At least Monica knows it might turn off her clients and gets rid of the evidence. I feel bad for her though.
[QUOTE=BigErection;5803880]Thanks to all the mongers for your feedback. Actually the smell wasn't that bad. It just smelt like latex, astroglide, and shit. The shitty scent was similar to dirty diaper scent, which is a big turnoff on several levels.
I will try to ask her if I can give out her number, not sure how she will react. Not sure how many mongers are allowed to go in thru the out door.
A few years back there was cute provider named Innocent Monica who let me fuck her tight little asshole. I pulled my dick out, and the condom was all covered in blood. She quickly grabbed the condom with a Kleenex and said "don't look at that".[/QUOTE]
Has anyone tried 174X Araya Thai Massage on Euclid and La Palma??.
[QUOTE=Kevin80;5804765]30 years of experience and 90% of the time it's a rush job. That tells me a lot about you.[/QUOTE]What Grim said is true. When you get an hour how much time is play time? I never do an hour because it's true. Not many places give a good massage along with play. Maybe you think twirling fingers running up and down your back for 3 minutes and then told to flip is a good massage maybe? That sheet ain't going to happen for 60 minutes or you feel you have one of those special connections with the provider huh.
[QUOTE=Kevin80;5804765]30 years of experience and 90% of the time it's a rush job. That tells me a lot about you.[/QUOTE]I agree whole heartedly with this. I'm only 3 months into this hobby and can only remember one lackluster massage. Most experiences have been very warm, energetic and pleasant. But then again, I'm younger (mid 30's), impeccable hygiene and in decent shape. It's very true that YMMV in this hobby.
[QUOTE=Kevin80;5804765]30 years of experience and 90% of the time it's a rush job. That tells me a lot about you.[/QUOTE]Rush jobs happen, but for the most part, my experience is that I rarely get rushed through and usually get at least acceptable service. In hind sight, the few times I did get rush jobs were probably 50/50 bad provider or I was in a crappy mood to start. Most of the time when I am in the mood to hit the AMPs, I am in a fantastic mood and the providers seem to generally treat me according. Maybe 30 years of 90% rush jobs has nothing to do with 30 minutes versus 60 minutes. In my humble 20 years of mongering, I don't see the 30/60 correlation. I have also always made sure to be properly hygienic before each visit. I have had providers tell me that I smell good (thanks Walmart and Ax body spray!) and complain about previous patrons. BTW. I am a fat ugly mother fucker with a cock the size of your pinky. So don't think I am flexing on myself. I know what's what. Be nice, don't stink and the law of averages will work in your favor. If you are shooting downhill at 90%, then something is wrong. Rethink your game. Be honest with yourself and get unfucked.
TL: DR being pleasant and not stinking improves odds of a pleasant AMP visit.
[QUOTE=Taws6;5803718]I'm pretty sure the gals you might see in the videos doing anal Especially the ones doing ass to mouth have taken precautions by taking a dump before a shoot and one (likely more) enemas.
Not spontaneous, and likely not every day.[/QUOTE]I once stumbled onto a podcast. A porn actress revealed she began to prep her body for a film shoot a week before the scheduled date. It included everything from diet to stretching exercises. The purposes of the diet included an intent was to make sure her tract was clean and empty; stretching exercises to made sure her orifices could accommodate penetration.
[QUOTE=CoochieMan23;5804383]Has anyone tried 174X Araya Thai Massage on Euclid and La Palma??.[/QUOTE]As with any Thai place, there's always that rare chance that someone will give a little extra, but this place isn't known for that.
[QUOTE=Qeast;5804874]I once stumbled onto a podcast. A porn actress revealed she began to prep her body for a film shoot a week before the scheduled date. It included everything from diet to stretching exercises. The purposes of the diet included an intent was to make sure her tract was clean and empty; stretching exercises to made sure her orifices could accommodate penetration.[/QUOTE]Lots of respect for a professional.
Has anyone been here recently? There was a girl there that worked on Mondays I believe. Sort of tall, medium-length dark hair. I'm not sure if she is still there. Did anybody get to try her out?
[QUOTE=Grimmy23;5804933]As with any Thai place, there's always that rare chance that someone will give a little extra, but this place isn't known for that.[/QUOTE]I tried this place twice no luck and you have to leave your trunks on during the massage. They have signs all over stating to sex soliciting.
[QUOTE=Arden1362;5805165]Has anyone been here recently? There was a girl there that worked on Mondays I believe. Sort of tall, medium-length dark hair. I'm not sure if she is still there. Did anybody get to try her out?[/QUOTE]I did. Her name was Julie. Sucked good cock for $60. Review.
Island spa. In orange. Ask for Candie or Minnie.
But as all these AMPs usually do. They change the girls weekly and maybe reassign their names too LOL.
Don't blame me if you can't find or see that girl by their names.
Any mongers know that these AMPs change girls all the time.
Sarah Thai. Ask for Jodie or candy. Great FS here.
O spa in LH my Goto spot for good head and fiv fun by Mary or Yuri. Pm me I got their numbers for appt. Tag team 4 hands.
Oc beauty bar in fountain valley. Great Viet girls. Bella or Donna He. No FS. But good massage.
Oasis Santa Ana. Had old hags. Thanks spreademwide LOL. I Tooft to see what they were all about.
Foot reflexology in Wm. Not F&C. Good HJ. Cheap too.
Worst ones.
Royal Thai. Vt owners. Not Thai.
Saigon visit was pretty bad. Scheduled to see Jasmine showed up on time only to get different girl " gigi " who pulled every excuse for me to only end up with HJ. So when it came time to tip I told her I also forgot the rest of my money and only gave her 60 , done with this place. I just wanted a good spot with asians but this place is a rip.
Just read on RM that Candie at Sarah Thai spa is a TS. "Fairwayguy" wrote a review indicating that she may not be for everyone, but after you enjoy her nice tits and you go to finger her she sports a modest size hard cock!!
So either the Candy you fucked is a different and actual chick or you fucked a TS? LOL. To each his own I suppose, but an RA having a cock is a major detail to leave out! I'm assuming you fucked a different Candy?
[QUOTE=Porkys1980;5805757]I did. Her name was Julie. Sucked good cock for $60. Review.
Island spa. In orange. Ask for Candie or Minnie.
But as all these AMPs usually do. They change the girls weekly and maybe reassign their names too LOL.
Don't blame me if you can't find or see that girl by their names.
Any mongers know that these AMPs change girls all the time.
Sarah Thai. Ask for Jodie or candy. Great FS here.
O spa in LH my Goto spot for good head and fiv fun by Mary or Yuri. Pm me I got their numbers for appt. Tag team 4 hands.
Oc beauty bar in fountain valley. Great Viet girls. Bella or Donna He. No FS. But good massage.
Oasis Santa Ana. Had old hags. Thanks spreademwide LOL. I Tooft to see what they were all about.
Foot reflexology in Wm. Not F&C. Good HJ. Cheap too.
Worst ones.
Royal Thai. Vt owners. Not Thai.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Pand25;5805886]Just read on RM that Candie at Sarah Thai spa is a TS. "Fairwayguy" wrote a review indicating that she may not be for everyone, but after you enjoy her nice tits and you go to finger her she sports a modest size hard cock!!
So either the Candy you fucked is a different and actual chick or you fucked a TS? LOL. To each his own I suppose, but an RA having a cock is a major detail to leave out! I'm assuming you fucked a different Candy?[/QUOTE]Lmao!! Someone did mentioned candy at Sarah Thai is TS. I want to go thai place for a real massage and of course he after is an awesome bonus. Too bad haven't found one yet. Is this place even have massage or straight up FS shop? What's the damage here?
I did went to fountain Thai massage in fountain valley for a legit no funny massage. Young provider, real massage. Much much better than Chinese but not as good as the famous crystal. . 6 for an hr.
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I go to ST almost weekly and there is no one there named Jodie nor has there ever been. It isn't an FS shop, they only do HJ but some will go full nude and all with a decent first half massage. Girls have been fired for offering FS. Can confirm the only Candie there is definitely TS, I've met them but not experienced personally LOL. Standard prices as anywhere else in the area 6 for the hour 4 HH and they offer 45 m too. Tip accordingly.
[QUOTE=NoClue02;5805935]Lmao!! Someone did mentioned candy at Sarah Thai is TS. I want to go thai place for a real massage and of course he after is an awesome bonus. Too bad haven't found one yet. Is this place even have massage or straight up FS shop? What's the damage here?
I did went to fountain Thai massage in fountain valley for a legit no funny massage. Young provider, real massage. Much much better than Chinese but not as good as the famous crystal. . 6 for an hr.[/QUOTE]By Thai places I mean real Thai places, not places like Sara that are Viet run AMPs thinly disguising themselves as Thai. At most authentic Thai places, nothing extra will happen. If it's a really authentic Thai place, like a non-sex massage you get in Thailand, they'll even have you change into a little pj-like outfit that they provide you. But even at the legit places, once in a blue moon you run into a provider that does a little extra even if the spa doesn't officially allow it. There's a legit Thai spa in Lakewood that I went to a few times (Vimarn Thai) and discovered that one of the girls there was quietly giving HJs. That was more than 10 years ago though and she's no longer there. She could have gotten discovered and fired for it. Who knows? Vimarn has also gotten in trouble with the city a couple times because when they dropped in for inspections they found that none of the providers on duty were licensed. Again, that may or may not mean that off the menu stuff was happening. I've gone to the legit places in Asia where you change into the PJs and get a very normal, authentic Thai massage, then unexpectedly at the end she pulls your shorts down and finishes you.
Araya in Anaheim has all of the "No sexual services" signs up all over the place. That either means that they get propositioned a lot and they're tired of it, or they've had providers there in the past who have been caught doing it, or they still have someone on staff giving out HJs. Sometimes the signs are the most obvious indication that illicit stuff actually happens there. I don't think that's the case at Araya but you just never know.
The frustrating thing is you just can't go into a Thai place looking for stuff. You have to go for a massage, and if extras happen then awesome, you hit the jackpot. Make an advance on the wrong provider at the wrong establishment and it will ruin your day real quick.
I think some Thai spa owners like to lead you to believe that extras may be on the table, even if they're really not. Or sometimes if they have someone giving HJs under the table and they know about it, they more or less turn a blind eye because it's all good for business.
So yeah, it can happen at Thai spas, and occasionally does happen, but it takes a lot of homework and usually a lot of repeat visits to build up the right rapport with the right provider. Thai massage also isn't for everyone. It's a totally different modality that some people enjoy and some don't.
[QUOTE=HeartlessJay;5806032]You heard Porky the AMP expert, he said all these AMPs change girls weekly, even change their names. Or he's just a master of the vague detail-less review. Perhaps he's not such an expert on pussy either, not knowing he was ass fucking a TS, thinking it was FS pussy. LOL.[/QUOTE]Candie works at Sara and Island in Orange. Check the ads on Bedpage for her schedule. Also, her phone number in the ads on Bedpage is different than the spas' phone numbers.
Candy is a girl. And if you actually have the $$. You would find out instead of going over some post here lmao.
Yes. There is a Candie that's a TS. So. Whatever lmao. I banged a girl. Not a TS.
Lonely brother here, desperate for some good ol natural big titties, would appreciate any hints on spots that have providers with good ol (.) (.) . Thank you.
[QUOTE=Pand25;5805886]Just read on RM that Candie at Sarah Thai spa is a TS. "Fairwayguy" wrote a review indicating that she may not be for everyone, but after you enjoy her nice tits and you go to finger her she sports a modest size hard cock!!
So either the Candy you fucked is a different and actual chick or you fucked a TS? LOL. To each his own I suppose, but an RA having a cock is a major detail to leave out! I'm assuming you fucked a different Candy?[/QUOTE]Yes candy is a girl. Not candie the guy lmao. But you guys are the ones that know it all. Vague this.
Anyone had a lactating provider?
[QUOTE=BigBoDonk;5806735]Lonely brother here, desperate for some good ol natural big titties, would appreciate any hints on spots that have providers with good ol (.) (.) . Thank you.[/QUOTE]Palms has Latina and Asian.
Pm in Tustin. Ask for Cici.
Fc. Fish and chip everyone knows Lucy has Huggins.
888 spa in Santa Ana. Once again they keep changing their girls. So you might be lucky.
And in the end. No mongers should be complaining like heartless jay or the other deeebs are such experts they rely on other recommendations. Because they are too chicken shit to go or too broke lmao.
[QUOTE=BigBoDonk;5806735]Lonely brother here, desperate for some good ol natural big titties, would appreciate any hints on spots that have providers with good ol (.) (.) . Thank you.[/QUOTE]Go see Coco at Suphatra Thai in Orange. Young mid 20's GND Viet beautiful natural D's. She's a sweetheart treat her well.
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[QUOTE=Citrus1999;5806813]Go see Coco at Suphatra Thai in Orange. Young mid 20's GND Viet beautiful natural D's. She's a sweetheart treat her well.[/QUOTE]Thank you boss, does she offer FS?
Hit up New spa in cypress. Was the first client of the day and was hoping to get a early HJ. Lead in to room by high end 40 ish Viet girl. She was the only one working so no other choice. I stripped to my birthday suit and lay down with my bare butt up. She gave a good 20 minute massage. I massage her calf during the massage. On the flip, no mention of any extras even with my exposed penis flopping around. End up leaving with a $20 tip. May not be going here again.
I am a bit bored mongering at the usual places. In the next couple weeks I plan to strike out and try some new and unexplored lands. Any recommendations for places that may have potential, are complete mysteries or just flying under the radar in South and Central OC? I am willing to Take a Couple For The Team and will report back over the next couple weeks. The more obscure, the better. The lower end the better. Let's just not get me killed.
[QUOTE=AsianMovie;5806939]Hit up New spa in cypress. Was the first client of the day and was hoping to get a early HJ. Lead in to room by high end 40 ish Viet girl. She was the only one working so no other choice. I stripped to my birthday suit and lay down with my bare butt up. She gave a good 20 minute massage. I massage her calf during the massage. On the flip, no mention of any extras even with my exposed penis flopping around. End up leaving with a $20 tip. May not be going here again.[/QUOTE]This place used to be a go-to for me. I always got a HJ there for 40 house. Never any mention of a tip but I'd give 40 and none of the providers ever complained. I'd rub the calf and go further up the leg while face down, then on the flip I'd just lift their top up and pull their bottoms down and nobody ever resisted. All of the providers there are 40 ish and remotely passable. Over the last couple months though the extras seem to have stopped there. I've heard rumors that Cypress has discovered that they have AMPs in their town and is starting to crack down. Don't know how true it is but this may be a direct result of that.
I've started making the longer drive (for me) down to Bamboo instead. It's cheaper and you get better massages, but on the negative side you also don't usually get the provider's clothes off like I was able to do at New Spa (with the usual disclaimer that there are certain exceptions).
Bamboo: 35 house for 60 minutes, good massage, nice slow release. Often with some edging, Chinese providers in their 40's (better looking than the ones at New Spa), limited exposure to bare skin with most providers (most offering OTC roaming, some a little bit of UTC roaming up top, rarely more than that).
New Spa: 40 house for 30 minutes, "ok but not great" massage, Viet providers in their 40's (not as good looking as the ones at Bamboo), more typical AMP style release - not slow and easy like Bamboo, usually no issues getting top up and pants down (although both the release and the roaming access seem to have gone away at least for now).
[QUOTE=Porkys1980;5802271]I'll go first.
Best.
Pm in Tustin. Lilian. BJ he.
Sunny reflexology. Lucy Liu. Does it all.
O spa. Laguna hills. Yuri and mamason / Mary 4 hand special. He and FS.
Worst spas.
Honey. 440 fair. Stole my $60 from back pocket.
Lucky spa. 440. Fat asses and bad att.
Total relax. Total joke. Old gilfs. And le outside all the time.[/QUOTE]Aren't there curtains for separating the tables at Sunny. Did you manage bbj or FS with the curtains? Same Provider as you. Only got a HE. Was the first time so possible that she might be cautious.
[QUOTE=AsianMovie;5806939]Hit up New spa in cypress. Was the first client of the day and was hoping to get a early HJ. Lead in to room by high end 40 ish Viet girl. She was the only one working so no other choice. I stripped to my birthday suit and lay down with my bare butt up. She gave a good 20 minute massage. I massage her calf during the massage. On the flip, no mention of any extras even with my exposed penis flopping around. End up leaving with a $20 tip. May not be going here again.[/QUOTE]You need to get aroused and while its standing at attention you point to it.
She'll get the hint.
I finally got the chance to try Mia from everyones suggestion. Honestly, I wasnt expecting much, but it turned out to be a great experience. Massage was okay nothing yo write home about plus it was too short imo. The tease was amazing. Then, on the turn she actually laid down beside me and put her breasts on my face and I couldn't help myself but just feed on it. Theyre man made, but theyre quite nice. Yeah I was asking for a Russian, but she didn't want to negotiate for the price. I tried tho haha. Great finish imo. Will try to see if I could get a Russian finish next time. What else is on the menu? Dmg was. 4 + . 6 I'm fairly cheap and but I'd say she deserves the. 6. Plus she's a real good flirt too haha.
Also, side note don't read further if disgusted easily. Just needed to share, had an exp with one of my go-to's where I was fiv and thinking she was soaking wet. Turns out it was blood. She said she wasnt on period but that was a lie. Hahaha definitely had to wash my hand rigorously. But will come back eventually. Dnt want to name them. Just wanted to share the experience.
Everything Russian is banned USA.
[QUOTE=Gulongitlog;5807190]I finally got the chance to try Mia from everyones suggestion. Honestly, I wasnt expecting much, but it turned out to be a great experience. Massage was okay nothing yo write home about plus it was too short imo. The tease was amazing. Then, on the turn she actually laid down beside me and put her breasts on my face and I couldn't help myself but just feed on it. Theyre man made, but theyre quite nice. Yeah I was asking for a Russian, but she didn't want to negotiate for the price. I tried tho haha. Great finish imo. Will try to see if I could get a Russian finish next time. What else is on the menu? Dmg was. 4 + . 6 I'm fairly cheap and but I'd say she deserves the. 6. Plus she's a real good flirt too haha.
Also, side note don't read further if disgusted easily. Just needed to share, had an exp with one of my go-to's where I was fiv and thinking she was soaking wet. Turns out it was blood. She said she wasnt on period but that was a lie. Hahaha definitely had to wash my hand rigorously. But will come back eventually. Dnt want to name them. Just wanted to share the experience.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Mustang3;5807335]Everything Russian is banned USA.[/QUOTE]We'll just call it Ukrainian from now on.
[QUOTE=ChrisPoontang;5807091]You need to get aroused and while its standing at attention you point to it.
She'll get the hint.[/QUOTE]It's hard without any teasing.
My go-to place teases through the massage.
[QUOTE=BigBoDonk;5806808]Anyone had a lactating provider?[/QUOTE]Prolly better off finding an escort to fit that niche mate.
Ha! Vitamin V along with a smoothie full greens and take a shot of concentrated beet powder etc. Etc. And you be walking wood like a young man!
Or, you can try 'Liquid Steel' from Lawrence Supplements. It is all natural. It is more subtle, but you might be pleasantly surprised with a flag pole!
Plus you have to flirt with these ho's and have a good time. Flirt from the outset, sit on the side of the bed naked and wait for her to come in, introduce yourself and give her a little hug and pat on the ass and see where it goes.
C'Mon. Man!! As Uncle Joe would say!!
LOL!!
[QUOTE=AsianMovie;5807533]It's hard without any teasing.
My go-to place teases through the massage.[/QUOTE]