Massage Parlor Reports

I'd hate to hear how humble you are when describing an encounter. You shy stud LOL!

[QUOTE=Vazooli; 1546657]"The problem here is that men are known to tell tall tales about sex. Review board postings are often the same as what one finds on Literotica. Every man's private parts are 8 inches. Every woman just throws herself at every man when he drops his pants." Quote from Gus Hogan on 9/15/12.

This is not always true. I, for example, have a private part that exceeds 13 inches, so I don't have to use "puffery" to describe how the ladies absolutely love me when I show up. In fact, they bid roses to pay for the the privilege of my company. Probably because I give them multiple pops, at least 7 or 8, every time. They love me for my dashing good looks and witty personality. The name of Vazooli is legendary throughout the Midwest and East Coast.

I do not have to "dream" the life, I live the dream!

-Vazooli[/QUOTE]

Thanks for not telling the fact that you pay nothing and have a homemade meal waiting when your done. House wants nothing because you make the girls want to stay and the girls just are amazed.

First time post. Dreamt I had a message from Jessie on North & Western. Jessie has a great personality and was super nice. *

Message was topless, yoga pants do not come off. HJ was included with a 1. 6 total. It was my 1st experience with a body rub, pics are fake, lite touching was ok. My only disappointment was that I'm an ass man. I called the # based on those pics. I will probably repeat but I might want to try other providers first to compare. *

Oh, I agree with the posters who think that posts on this board are not likely to lead to an investigation of the poster and charges in the usual turn of events. First, law enforcement is likely to use this site for intelligence and probably would prefer that the posting is active so it can keep its fingers on the pulse of what's going on; a direct prosecution leading from a post here would dry it up, and heck, in their thinking it's low-level stuff in the context of a very big city, anyway, and that kind of a prosecution would be meaningless. Vice aside for a moment, the focus of the detectives usually isn't on misdemeanors unless it can lead them to felonies, and that's the trouble. Information posted here can be used as leverage to get a reluctant poster, perhaps a married poster, to cooperate in a broader investigation or an investigation more serious than low level prostitution, especially when it tracks with those ATM withdrawals, I-Pass toll events, and cellphone and text records. Tools that they would use if they had a felony investigation that they cared about. You'd be amazed at the very wide variety of crimes that lead to subpoenas of online posting activity. The connection may be quite tangential. But the potential of life changing embarrassment and the threat of prosecution is always there. Compromising customers has always been part of vice enforcement here and it always will be. My only point is that there is no real anonymity here, for anyone in law enforcement who cares to scratch the surface. And that can lead to unpredictable intrusions into a poster's life, and every once in a blue moon, to some very serious consequences for some posters. Some posts here are in the category of people who put a noose around their necks because they know the odds are slim that any trapdoor will be pulled. And the odds are low. But it's a delusion not to recognize the position you put yourself into and the potential of catastrophic results that may ensue if the long blue arm of the law gets interested in the poster.

First time post. Dreamt I had a message from Jessie on North & Western. Jessie has a great personality and was super nice. *

Message was topless, yoga pants do not come off. HJ was included with a 1. 6 total. It was my 1st experience with a body rub, pics are fake, lite touching was ok. My only disappointment was that I'm an ass man. I called the # based on those pics. I will probably repeat but I might want to try other providers first to compare. *

It's been a while since I had a dream. Well because I don't sleep much. Haha. But anyway. Had some Disappointments in the past several months or so. So I decided to give my reliable LMP a go. Since I have not been there in over a year. I seen Yese, She was very cute and I was surprise at a pretty good massage. It actually sent chills down my spine. Well It was also 60 degrees in that room, haha. Standard Tantra finish. Total loss was $20. But to be Honest, I went there to see a certain gal that I seen at another place. I seen her once at another spot and the next time I tried to set a appointment up with her. She was POOF Gone! Because she actually loved doing her work. For more details about her. (seniors only) But she was occupied at the time. I will repeat. Might be my fav LMP spot for a while until I find something better. But I told them they need to turn the Air condition off. Haha. Goodness.

Happy and safe Hunting!

Folks, lets stop with the twaddle and remember what Jackson always says:

The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange of information between Men on the subject of finding Women for Sex.

God help you if the pervert who sees a provider right after you rapes or kills her. After that, all bets are off.

[QUOTE=XXXlaw;1547189]Oh, I agree with the posters who think that posts on this board are not likely to lead to an investigation of the poster and charges in the usual turn of events. First, law enforcement is likely to use this site for intelligence and probably would prefer that the posting is active so it can keep its fingers on the pulse of what's going on; a direct prosecution leading from a post here would dry it up, and heck, in their thinking it's low-level stuff in the context of a very big city, anyway, and that kind of a prosecution would be meaningless. Vice aside for a moment, the focus of the detectives usually isn't on misdemeanors unless it can lead them to felonies, and that's the trouble. Information posted here can be used as leverage to get a reluctant poster, perhaps a married poster, to cooperate in a broader investigation or an investigation more serious than low level prostitution, especially when it tracks with those ATM withdrawals, I-Pass toll events, and cellphone and text records. Tools that they would use if they had a felony investigation that they cared about. You'd be amazed at the very wide variety of crimes that lead to subpoenas of online posting activity. The connection may be quite tangential. But the potential of life changing embarrassment and the threat of prosecution is always there. Compromising customers has always been part of vice enforcement here and it always will be. My only point is that there is no real anonymity here, for anyone in law enforcement who cares to scratch the surface. And that can lead to unpredictable intrusions into a poster's life, and every once in a blue moon, to some very serious consequences for some posters. Some posts here are in the category of people who put a noose around their necks because they know the odds are slim that any trapdoor will be pulled. And the odds are low. But it's a delusion not to recognize the position you put yourself into and the potential of catastrophic results that may ensue if the long blue arm of the law gets interested in the poster.[/QUOTE]

First I went to the unwind spa and it is true that they are old ladys and I passed. Then I drive over to the one recommend by 36st and it's kinda hard to find especially with the construction around. She did said only massage so maybe next time when I only need a massage because the rate is very good.

Then I went finally back to my normal AMP and meet a new provider (my normal one was all book up and I can't wait another hour to see her) so kelly is really good on the massage and the attitude is nice also. I will repeat with her now. Total damage $.60 (included door fee) I am happy.

[QUOTE=ChezBone;1546576]A little confused. Which place are you talking about?[/QUOTE]Was responding to a message in this chain.

[QUOTE=OPIllini; 1537641][url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/3253928911.html[/url]

Noticed a new AMP today on CL near Wrigleyville. Anyone check it out yet? If not I may have to TOFTT[/QUOTE]

After a long hot day walking around town I decided to escape for some relaxation. Quick search and found this joint. House fee is about right and the service fits the bill. Requested a hard deep tissue massage and she did a wonderful job on my sore feet from walking all day. Not a mention of extras but I got one anyways and ultimately left satisfied with her efforts. Certainly worth a revisit.

[QUOTE=SgtPerv;1546696]Thanks for not telling the fact that you pay nothing and have a homemade meal waiting when your done. House wants nothing because you make the girls want to stay and the girls just are amazed.[/QUOTE]How did you find this out? Yes, the ladies are nice to me and some of the Chinese cooking is top notch. I don't like the kim chee very much, though. Way too much garlic and too sour.

-Vazooli

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/i-relieve-your-pain-22/9526677[/url]

I called up the number from the backpage ad thinking it was a woman working out of her apartment or incall location, but it turned out to be more of an MP. Then when I got there, it was the same place I had seen the Puerto Rican wh*re I reported on earlier. Unmarked door, no sign, going into a garden level area with a few rooms. I only saw Lilly, but heard other people come and go. The rooms are fine, but nothing fancy.

Paid the $60 massage fee, go undressed and on the table. She came back in and began the massage. It was very nice, she used a nice, light, girl-friend like touch, but did all the things a therapist would do. So, the result was that it was both erotic and very relaxing.

On the flip, she asked if I wanted more, I said yes, a blowjob, and she got out a condom and went to work. Again, very erotic, light kisses on my legs, groin, up and down the shaft, before opening wide to take little Bend It in. She alternated between slow and sensual licking with more rigorous up and down. Some nice eye contact. I had removed her blouse and had nice access to her funbags while she was going at it.

I asked her if she fucked and she said yes. So I got up off the table and helped her remove her skirt, but kept on her very sexy heels. We necked some, lfk, some gentle caressing of her pussy through her panties. She nibbled on my ear while I found her clit and worked on her for a few minutes. Then I pulled her panties down and picked her up and laid her down on the table, on her back. She spread her legs and, while I was standing, I put myself inside of her. Her pussy was clean shaven and wet.

I held her ankles and spread her legs in a V shape and began to fuck her. At one point, I put her legs on my shoulders and reached down and grabbed her tits, for leverage, as I increased the speed and intensity of the plowing I was giving her. She was remarkably vocal for a not entirely private situation and seemed to be getting into it, started to rub her clit and got off twice. Whether for real or for my benefit. It was a good, hard pounding. Just what I needed. His went on for about 15 minutes before I unloaded in the condom.

After I pulled out and took off the condom, I helped her to her feet. She was more affectionate now than she had been earlier. She wrapped her arms around me, did some more LFK, nibbled my neck, etc. And told me that was nice. Helped me clean up and get dressed.

This was by far the most erotic, sensual and affectionate experience I've had in an MP in a long time. Highly recommended. As always, YMMV.

I had read that they were closed, but I saw reports of activity and needed to scratch an itch. I went there last weekend, met someone I hadn't had before (and whose name I can't remember, sorry) , and had the same experience as usual. Solid and reliable but not spectacular. Left 2 Jacksons as tip for the hour. Temperature in the shower is messed up though; wouldn't want to go on a cold day until it's fixed!

[QUOTE=Bend It; 1548743][url]

This was by far the most erotic, sensual and affectionate experience I've had in an MP in a long time. Highly recommended. As always, YMMV.[/QUOTE]This poor girl. She is either going to be overwhelmed with calls, exhausted from servicing so many customers, or get booted because all the other girls are jealous of the attention. Your most important statement there is "YMMV". You may have caught her on a good day, she may have found you attractive, or maybe thats the way she treats everyone. You know someone is going to see her and not get the same treatment and write a bad review. Congrats though, sounds like a great time! I have had experiences like that, and I am always torn whether to write a review and spread the good news, or keep it to myself and share with trusted friends.