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I know it's been said before, but you can do some granny damage at Kings. Saw Queen who is supposed to be down and dirty, but she was asking WAY too much for FS, IMHO. Maybe it's because I usually monger in SoCal, but 1.4 for her should get me the works. Got an aggressive p-massage and half-assed BBBJ.
Not complaining for those of you that are going to get a little indignant, I just wanted to point out my experience there. Happy hunting.
[QUOTE=KitWalker1967;6292994]I noticed Rayleen posted over at the other place, then noticed she now has a few red jellybeans. Anyone know what's up with that? I did some searches for alerts & bad reviews and didn't find anything. Feel free to DM me if that's preferred. Thanks![/QUOTE]I notice the same thing since I'm looking for providers on Whidbey Island around Oak Harbor or Coupeville where I have a weekend home. She is the only provider that I know of. Has anyone experienced her and can share?
Is there anyone else at all on Whidbey that provides?
There are a lot of dudes up here who love these old Korean women. But I agree with you 100% on the $140.
They were fun when I was running the villages of Camp Casey forty years ago. But they were also forty years younger at at that time.
[QUOTE=MattGarza1384;6293056]I know it's been said before, but you can do some granny damage at Kings. Saw Queen who is supposed to be down and dirty, but she was asking WAY too much for FS, IMHO. Maybe it's because I usually monger in SoCal, but 1.4 for her should get me the works. Got an aggressive p-massage and half-assed BBBJ.
Not complaining for those of you that are going to get a little indignant, I just wanted to point out my experience there. Happy hunting.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=KuatoKuato;6293121]I notice the same thing since I'm looking for providers on Whidbey Island around Oak Harbor or Coupeville where I have a weekend home. She is the only provider that I know of. Has anyone experienced her and can share?
Is there anyone else at all on Whidbey that provides?[/QUOTE]Rayleen gives a good rub indeed. I've hit all three holes. Haven't seen her since her last vacation so it's been a bit.
Hi, I'm new to Seattle and I want to know how much I need to pay to get a massage with HE / HJ (full price including tips) and where can I find young looking Asian girls.
[QUOTE=Hajime;6295294]Hi, I'm new to Seattle and I want to know how much I need to pay to get a massage with HE / HJ (full price including tips) and where can I find young looking Asian girls.[/QUOTE]Long time standard pricing was $100 all in including house fee and tip. Expect to tip a little more if she is nekkid or the tits are out. Prices are creeping upwards though.
Young. There aren't that many under 40 and very few under 30. Seems like Tacoma has better luck with that right now that Seattle and points north, but I don't have first-hand knowledge.
[QUOTE=MarkoRamius;6295689]Long time standard pricing was $100 all in including house fee and tip. Expect to tip a little more if she is nekkid or the tits are out. Prices are creeping upwards though.
Young. There aren't that many under 40 and very few under 30. Seems like Tacoma has better luck with that right now that Seattle and points north, but I don't have first-hand knowledge.[/QUOTE]Smiling Art (Ballard) and Natural Health / Champion (Maple Leaf) (same owner) mostly have women that can pass for under 30. But yes, the tip amount depends on how much more you really want than just a HJ. But a $60 tip should get you a HJ with some gals, others may ask for more (although I doubt they'll turn down $60).
I would say tipping $40 is for women who are older, unattractive, masked, or not located in Seattle.
Well, I was overdue for a lousy experience and finally had it at CHC Massage in Lynnwood. After months of no reviews on RM, I added this to my TOFTT List awhile ago and decided to finally check it out today. I was greeted by a rather plain, 50 ish auntie who was wearing a blouse and slacks. I opted for a 30 minute session, which was listed on the sign as costing $50, and was ushered into a room. Things started going downhill when I gave her three $20's, but she didn't offer the $10 in change. Once she stepped out, I did my usual routine of laying out $60 where it could easily be seen and hopped onto the table. Although I was hoping she was the MMS and that someone else would attend to me, no such luck. I tried chatting with her a little when she returned and started the massage, but she wasn't interested and seemed intent on getting me out of there as soon as possible. She spoke English well enough to answer the usual questions (Yes, the rainy weather sucked. No, she hadn't been busy today. Etcetera-etcetera), but was otherwise blah.
The massage started with the annoying body pushing / pressing and gradually transitioned to some cursory dough kneading. No teasing or flirting whatsoever. Quick wipe-down with a lukewarm rag, then she had me flip. She made the universal happy signal and I nodded, then she said "eighty dollars. " I suppressed my laughter and just pointed over at her tip. Since she wasn't remotely arousing, the remaining time took a bit of effort and her bright idea to remedy the situation was to jackhammer me and make sounds like she was sipping hot soup. I roamed a bit with my hands and eventually managed to pop one of her tits out, but she didn't like that and shook her head no when I asked to suck on it. I finally popped after closing my eyes and fantasizing that she was Marica Hase. She grabbed another rag to clean me up, then covered me with a towel and (to my surprise) massaged my legs a little more and did that silly popping thing on my fingertips. I took advantage of the moment to ask about additional services and the answer was no to everything. I never heard (and she never mentioned) any other girls working there. She said "okay done", walked out, then handed me one of those tiny bottles of water as I left.
I would have been better off going back to Legend Spa and jerking off afterwards. Seriously guys, skip this place. If you've managed to have a better experience here, I'd like to hear about it.
Yo I feel like these reviews need context. What might seem ok to a 50 year old is not ok to a 30 year old.
[QUOTE=Paulie46;6296937]Yo I feel like these reviews need context. What might seem ok to a 50 year old is not ok to a 30 year old.[/QUOTE]Can you help us understand your point better by giving us the top 3 things that, in your opinion, would seem OK to a 50 year-old but not to a 30 year-old?
[QUOTE=CUpayunh;6287045]There's a cute little Vietnamese girl there she does a great job. Takes her time I saw some other good looking girls there too. Worth a shot. Ask for Kim if you decided to go she's excellent best experience I had in a while. 421 Rainer ave.[/QUOTE]I posted a reply to this report. However, the reply was moved to Rants and Raves. If you'd like an alternative perspective on whether Kim is worth visiting, my review was moved here:
[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?32131-Rants-Raves-and-Stupid-Shit-in-Seattle.&p=6290066&viewfull=1#post6290066[/URL]
Seattle AMPs are 1 of 2 things:
Frumpy grannies who should be paying YOU for services.
Not ancient not exactly young (or pretty) upsellers who give crap services.
Tacoma has some real AMPs e. G. Pinee.
[QUOTE=Hajime;6295294]Hi, I'm new to Seattle and I want to know how much I need to pay to get a massage with HE / HJ (full price including tips) and where can I find young looking Asian girls.[/QUOTE]
Vivi per the sign, in Lynnwood, says new grand opening blah blah blah. Atg and other sites clearly offer all the goods. I dropped by to check it out. Typical set up, was greeted by a very nice lady that was very just. Normal. No sexy appeal, not really anything. I asked if she was the massage person, yes, okay, anyone else. No, just her.
She quoted 50 per hh, no ts, no real enthusiasm. I could see my future was a push and lean on me massage. No thanks. I want some real rub and some dam enthusiasm right. So I walked.
Went up to lucky star, my 2nd time there. 1st time was a bit ago. Greeted by a aexy 40's, natural big b's, and enthusiastic woman. She asked right away, we boom boom? Yes, we boom boom. Rub lasted about 2 min and off came the dress and we had a good time. She seemed to really get into when on her back, legs up, her hand going to town on the button.
That was visit one. Last night different person different experience. I didn't want boom boom so easily settled on needs. Everything was in fast forward. Fast rub, hurry hurry. The best part was she had her hand flat on my taint and was really getting into my glutes and hips. I like that. On the flip I'm just about there and in comes a monger. She stops cold turkey and I'm like WTF. After a few min she comes back in.
Got me going again from scratch but then it was a bit harder to pop. Got it done in the end.
Standard rates etc etc.
Went to Sunshine in Everett since it just opened and would like to find somewhere closer than Tacoma that doesn't suck. So many problems that aren't worth going into at Sunshine, but rest-assured is more of the same crap Seattle AMPs are infamous for, namely granny frumps and a shitty ambiance.
Decided to roll the dice at check out Healing Touch as there's been a lot of chatter that they at least have providers not collecting social security. SNAKE EYES again!
Mona had no problem taking my $$ while saying "no" to every basic request you'd get at any NORMAL AMP for $$. Awful experience and will never go back.
Anyone with RM account please give synopsis of these 2 AMPs listed there:
[URL]https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-healing-touch-massage-seattle-wa-74474[/URL]#reviews.
[URL]https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-sunshine-spa-everett-wa-173689[/URL]#review-1765375.
Curious to see if RM has as many erroneous reviews as this place does.
[QUOTE=Spectacular;6298661]
Anyone with RM account please give synopsis of these 2 AMPs listed there:
[URL]https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-healing-touch-massage-seattle-wa-74474[/URL]#reviews.
[URL]https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-sunshine-spa-everett-wa-173689[/URL]#review-1765375.
Curious to see if RM has as many erroneous reviews as this place does.[/QUOTE]A recent RM review of Mona at Healing Touch:
"This is my first review so be kind. Mona met me at the door. Attractive face, petite, a little bit older than the girls I've seen in the previous reviews but I don't mind. Paid $40 for 30 minutes to the house and then she started the massage. One of the highlights (and before I paid extra tip) was the reach under stroke when I was laying face down. At that point I asked about price and she said $100 which I didn't try to negotiate + $40 for CBJ. BJ was OK but she used these thin plastic bags, she said they felt better than condoms but I heartily disagree. Anyway after a bit I opted for the oily HJ which she performed quite well. Topless, no fingering allowed. Massage was a bit subpar, very light pressure. I left satisfied and her attitude was great which I very much appreciate. I'd recommend. ".
I'll note that I've generally had good experiences with this place and it's sister location in Seattle, but really it all comes down to who you get. And I've never seen Mona.