Massage Parlor Reports

A week ago, as I was wrapping up my two-week holiday break, I finished some errands and wanted a legit massage to ease some post-skiing soreness. Stopped by my regular spot in HB, where I normally book an appointment, and my go-to Chinese masseuse was preoccupied, as was the rest of the team.

They are all Chinese and range in age from 35-45. The private rooms only have curtains, so there's really no hope nor expectation of any real play. However, my regular girl has mad skills, uses the towel sparingly, and has learned how grateful I am for a thorough butt massage. The boys are barely grazed, yet I always leave amazed.

But since I didn't want to wait for an hour, I elected to stop by the place on Baker, next to Larry's Building Supply in Costa Mesa for some mad skills with a boner bonus. I'm not naming the place nor my provider, since they are very cautious here, but it's easy enough to find in the strip mall. They do ask you to write your made-up name on a form that they keep, but this just helps them throw caution to the wind on your next visit, if you've proved yourself to be anyone other than Uncle LEO. And yes, you can leave happy on your first visit as long as you have a nice, friendly approach.

Fortuitously, my fav Viet girl was on duty. Although I only hit this place up two or three times a year, since it ain't full service, she recognized me and gave me a nice hug and kiss on the cheek. She's probably early 30's, has a gorgeous mug and a slim-shapely bod. On top of that, while not having the off-the-charts massage skills of my legit provider, she is pretty damn competent and does a great back walk using the overhead bars above the table.

She is fully amenable to wandering hands on her legs and booty from recipients, and she wears either a sun dress or short shorts that have loose enough openings to enable hands to fully appreciate the tautness of her spinner apple bottom covered in a barely there G-string.

This time around, the massage session was even better as we engaged in flirtatious small talk and she was more liberal with the ball teasing as I lay face down sans towel. On the flip, she wasted no time in dimming the lights and oiling up my joy stick. Something about this girl, perhaps the way that she stares intently at my saluting soldier with her beautiful countenance, makes me want to blast way too fast. I wanted to prolong this experience, so I asked her to just hold my balls in order to give woody a breather.

However, she misinterpreted my request, and began some rough-and-tumble nut wrestling while simultaneously stroking away with her free hand. I like a light tickling of the boys, and of course some BLS when it's on the menu (but it's not here), but scrambling my eggs is another story. The effect was very odd – ecstasy from her stroking, coupled with agony from her testes trashing. And although this method definitely prolonged blasting off, I made a mental note to myself to provide her with more detailed instructions next time around.

I'm relatively certain that all of the therapists here offer a happy ending, but I haven't had any indication to date that anything else is on the menu. Also, with this girl, as well as a couple in the past, there has never been any untethering of the ta-tas, despite repeated, and eager, requests. That's a damn shame, because when I sample this sweet thang's perky Bcups outside of her clothes, they seem to be delightful.

Well, my co-habiting MILF will be off traveling again in a few weeks, so I'll probably concentrate on looking for another full buffet during my next search.

[QUOTE=Stockholm;1977568]Tried the place at 10560 Beach Blvd & Cerritos, next door to Tattoo shop & welding businesses. Have always driven by on Beach & never tried since it looks like a shady neighborhood. I saw their grand opening banner on the sidewalk & new promotional campaign. Finally had enough gumption to actually stop the car, park and walk in. Theres a window with a curtain, and a MILF with bangs greeted me and let me in. I saw a skinny little moppett in jeanshorts with slighty short and messy hair. She looked young, around 20 so it looked promising. Then I got a glimpse of a wavy-haired MILF who was wearing black fishnet stockings, coat with what looked like chinchilla fur, patent leather high heels and a pouty mouth & red lipstick. Her blouse was black & lacy and you could see her bra straps and cleavage. I asked girl #1 if I can get time with Miss Lacy and she said sure. (Usually that's a no no for new customers because these massage parlours are on a "rotation" based on who's turn it is) . The session was pretty standard with some satisfaction at the end & overall I am glad I went because I am a sucker for any kind of fishnet clothing and lacy lingerie type of clothes. She was a real pro, I had a chance to admire some of her leg tattoos and big knockers while she did her thing with junior. I might come back for the skinny college girl if I am in the area again.[/QUOTE]From the description of the girls, it sounds FS. The end of the post made it sound are&T. Can you clarify?

[QUOTE=BMalibu;1976976][URL]http://orangecounty.backpage.com/BodyRubs/choose-your-hottie-in-lingerie-hot-shower-fun-kink-fun-x0tic-hotties-20/37933250[/URL]

Avoid this place like the plague! Very alluring ad suggesting providers in lingerie and an intimate XXL shower. Not the case, showered in a dumpy back room by myself. Provider wearing jeans and a sweater so not the advertised fantasy. Lame 2 minute rub, asked to flip, asked 100 for a CBJ and 200 for FS! Fuck that! Politely got up and left. Caught Ppsn on way out and to be fair he gave me half my entrance fee back since I did utilize the shower.

Don't waste your time guys! 20 bucks spent on my end to save you 150+.

- BM.[/QUOTE]The backpage postings under Body Rubs are a minefield.

Some ads are for "legit" massages with no HE, even though they run the pics of the Asian hotties. The ladies immediately replace the towel once they enter the room. I really don't understand why they run their ads in the adult section of the BP with those pics. Sure it brings in business, but it has to make those ladies uncomfortable. And it surely won't lead to a steady clientele.

Some are for R&T places where the girls generally wear regular clothes but provide a HE. I personally like this one best. You get a decent massage and junior is relieved. Typically for 30 min, it's 40 for the house and 40 for the girl. Unfortunately, the lady may not be anyone's idea of a sexual fantasy. That's the risk you take there. If you don't want your psyche screwed up, enjoy the massage and tip 10.

Others are for pure brothels. The girls wear flimsy dresses or loose tops and where once you get in, they fake a massage for 30 seconds and ask, "What do you want?" You get no massage and it's always rush, rush, rush. After a 1 minute CBJ and 2 minute of FS, it's "You cum now." You pay for 30 minutes, but they want you out in 10. And around here, the Viet places (which most of them are) REALLY overcharge like BMalibu said. For that kind of money, you could set up a meeting with a beauty in a nice hotel room for an entire hour.

I'd like to see more postings on this board (or the backpage ads board) by we hobbyists telling each other of their experiences at different places so we can find what we're looking for and aren't surprised by what we get and risk losing our house fee.

[QUOTE=DJones;1978296]From the description of the girls, it sounds FS. The end of the post made it sound are&T. Can you clarify?[/QUOTE]Sorry for not being so clear. Whenever I explore a Viet place, I almost never go for FS on the first visit. I prefer acting like I am a legit massage customer & just keep them guessing because that's what they do to us. I don't like haggling on the FS price, and I don't like the quickie service either. I usually go for the foreplay & let them try to impress me with a sloppy BBBJCIM if they want to win me over as a customer. Once in a while, it happens and I feel pleasantly surprised. Often, nothing happens because they are paranoid that I look like Uncle LEO.

I like "feeling them up" and enjoying the illusion that I am a being a naughty boy and I am getting something that's not allowed. Its a kind of charade. If I want good FS I like to go to a proven winner that I know will not let me down, and I know exactly how much I am going to pay. That being said, you are probably correct; I am pretty sure FS is on the menu at this place. Not sure about the skinny younger moppett here, sometimes the younger girls just do HE, but I am sure the MILF will put out FS.

Tried a different spot out today. Golden Massage on Brookhurst, between Garden Grove blvd & Trask. First off let me say a big thank you to every one who contributes. I'm a newbie at the hobby. You guys are very helpful, and I appreciate it.

That being said, this place was pretty comfy. I stopped in about 7:30 pm, was greeted by the mms. She said 50, I responded back with it was 40 the last time. Even though it was my first time, I led her on otherwise. She asked if I had a member card, and I responded back with," you asked me last time and I said no I don't need one. " I knew about the member cards, due to this thread, which is why I was able to play cool. She took 40 and escorted me back to the farthest room. I told her, with a hand gesture, I want a girl with big boobs. Sge said,"I ok, ok, I get" with a smile and walked away after telling me to relax. About 5 y minutes later a smoking hot latina walks in wearing a tiny form fitting dress. Big DD's at least maybe bigger. With an ass to kill for. I saw her and thanked myself like as if I just bought myself a gift. She definitely a curvy not fat smokin latina. Any ways, I laid down a benjamin on the night stand and she did the usual l.e. Check to make sure I was safe. I immediately started to feel her up and let know I was for real. She disrobed, locked the door, wiped me down w / a warm towel, then put on the cover and proceeded to give some excellent dt action. She hopped on board and went for a ride, then proceeded to k9, then mish, and finally k9 to end it. I got my full 30 effect minutes worth with no rush. Also, this girl was very intimate. First time I had that. I kinda liked that. She also gave me full access to all of her! I will be back. Have fun out there boys!

Tried a different spot out today. Golden massage on brookhurst, between garden grove blvd & trask. First off let me say a big thank you to every one who contributes. I'm a newbie at the hobby. You guys are very helpful, and I appreciate it.

That being said, this place was pretty comfy. I stopped in about 7:30 pm, was greeted by the mms. She said 50, I responded back with it was 40 the last time. Even though it was my first time, I led her on otherwise. She asked if I had a member card, and I responded back with," you asked me last time and I said no I don't need one. " I knew about the member cards, due to this thread, which is why I was able to play cool. She took 40 and escorted me back to the farthest room. I told her, with a hand gesture, I want a girl with big boobs. Sge said,"I ok, ok, I get" with a smile and walked away after telling me to relax. About 5 y minutes later a smoking hot latina walks in wearing a tiny form fitting dress. Big DD's at least maybe bigger. With an ass to kill for. I saw her and thanked myself like as if I just bought myself a gift. She definitely a curvy not fat smokin latina. Any ways, I laid down a benjamin on the night stand and she did the usual l.e. Check to make sure I was safe. I immediately started to feel her up and let know I was for real. She disrobed, locked the door, wiped me down w / a warm towel, then put on the cover and proceeded to give some excellent dt action. She hopped on board and went for a ride, then proceeded to k9, then mish, and finally k9 to end it. I got my full 30 effect minutes worth with no rush. Also, this girl was very intimate. First time I had that. I kinda liked that. She also gave me full access to all of her! I will be back. Have fun out there boys!

In town visiting, stopped by this place as I am in Huntington and your review was fairly recent. Saw skinny cviet chick for 30 minutes. Pretty methodical and uninteresting on my belly. Could see her frequently yawning in the mirror.

On the flip she drove a hard bargain. Said .6 for HE and $.5 for mouth. Almost walked out as those prices seemed pretty high but was horny from a unfulfilled visit to TJs so opted for HE. She pulled her shirt half way up and pants half way down (refused more) and let me play with her bee stings. She sprinted to finish then gave unenthusiastic arm massage.

Girl was way cute and young looking but I wouldn't return.

[QUOTE=Stockholm;1977568]Tried the place at 10560 Beach Blvd & Cerritos, next door to Tattoo shop & welding businesses. Have always driven by on Beach & never tried since it looks like a shady neighborhood. I saw their grand opening banner on the sidewalk & new promotional campaign. Finally had enough gumption to actually stop the car, park and walk in. Theres a window with a curtain, and a MILF with bangs greeted me and let me in. I saw a skinny little moppett in jeanshorts with slighty short and messy hair. She looked young, around 20 so it looked promising. Then I got a glimpse of a wavy-haired MILF who was wearing black fishnet stockings, coat with what looked like chinchilla fur, patent leather high heels and a pouty mouth & red lipstick. Her blouse was black & lacy and you could see her bra straps and cleavage. I asked girl #1 if I can get time with Miss Lacy and she said sure. (Usually that's a no no for new customers because these massage parlours are on a "rotation" based on who's turn it is) . The session was pretty standard with some satisfaction at the end & overall I am glad I went because I am a sucker for any kind of fishnet clothing and lacy lingerie type of clothes. She was a real pro, I had a chance to admire some of her leg tattoos and big knockers while she did her thing with junior. I might come back for the skinny college girl if I am in the area again.[/QUOTE]

Yes fun trust got that correct it's the spot behind cocos real pros sometimes she has some lookers like Judy and I forget other lady name. In the spot behind cocos a lady prob close to 40 she is sexy in my eyes keep in mind I'm only 27. Anyhow every damn time she refuses for me to play with titties and sucking on them. But everytime as the session goes on I eventually end up sucking on those tits but I feel like we filming on of those Asian rape scenes when the girl acts like she don't want it but by the end of session she is dripping wet!! I'm telling ya some of these ladies are here from China and do nothing but work. So I can only assume they have needs to. On the spot upstairs I haven't tried it must be new if not it's this spot they just moved from upstairs to behind the cocos anyhow the other spot is located on baker and harbor. I know the spot you guys are talking about behind 711 but it's too pricy for me.

Hope this helps.

[QUOTE=Kkvvy;1974570]What is the dmg in this two place?

Viet or Chinese?

BTW nice report.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SlappySalami;1950632]I noticed there was some discussion about where to find one since the demise of Jo Jie. Checked out Melody Spa on Ball road. Luck of the draw got me a cute 98 pound early 20's spinner type. She wore her winter outfit due to the weather, but she looked super cute with her boots. Went for a body to body massage session with no oil. She was super cute & light as a chair. But I am not sure she would want to be reviewed so I left out her name. Well, happy mongering folks & don't freeze your balls off in this weather.[/QUOTE]I haven't been to this place since "Emma" the gorgeous blonde from Texas used to work here. Apparently there was a management change or two since that time. I was curious about the cute spinner and you were correct. S*why is a petite & very cute girl with straight brownish red hair and an amazing tight petite body. This place is a massage joint and it was my first time meeting her I just laid back and let her do her routine and not ask for too much access to get into a position where I will get pressed for upsell. Surprisingly, she was just a cool Asian junior college girl with a very nice smile and no "attitude" according to several reviews of other providers here. The massage and sensual release was just fine.

[QUOTE=WillyWonka09;1979960]In town visiting, stopped by this place as I am in Huntington and your review was fairly recent.[/QUOTE]Be careful of places in Huntington Beach. LE has been known to perform raids in batches.

I live in South Orange County and have not found a place with young girls that offer FS so I drive the extra 30 minutes for what I like. I have been to Bedazzled many times since moving here last year and have always had a great time except for last week. Let me start with when I ring the bell the girl that answered was very pretty and what I could see through the little window her body was a 10. It went downhill from there, after handing her the .40 entry fee I stepped to the door for her to let me in and nothing. As I stand there for 2 or 3 minutes I am thinking WTF did she just steal my money? Finally she opens the door and tells me room 2. I undress, put $.4 on the table and lay down on the table. After 10 minutes she come in walks over to the table with the lamp and walks out. Comes back in 5 minutes goes over to the same table drops off some stuff and leaves again. After awhile a different girl comes in and asked if I have been helped, I say I think so, and she leaves. Finally the first girl comes in locks the door walks to the table gets the wet towel and comes over to me. As she starts to clean the boys she asks if I have been there before. I tell her yes and she asks who took care of me before. I give her 2 names I remember and she says she doesn't know them. I grab a handful of ass and tell her I am cool. She pushes my hand away and says in a very loud voice "we only do deep tissue massages here" I tell her again that I have been there many times and say how else would I know how much to put on the table. She says "what money, I don't see any money" Now I am thinking again WTF is she trying to rip me off. Still I try to seal the deal and grab her boobs telling her I am cool, again in a very loud voice says "we don't do that here only massages" after of coarse pushing my hand away. This goes on for 10 minutes and at this point the boys have lost interest. After all that I guess she was comfortable enough to start a BBBJ but the boys weren't having it nor was I. She told me next time would be better because she would remember me. I told her there won't be a next time. She offered me my money back and I got the hell out of there.

FYI- on the suggestion of a senior member here I went by urban treatment in Whittier last night- closed up tight- sign down. Gone. 5.

So this is weird. I am visiting the Norwalk area and decided to give this place a try as it was down the street from my hotel. Parked around the corner because the street in front of the place was full. Walked up and when I was 15 or 20 feet from the door I saw the shades pull to the side and an older white guy with a beard and balding head looked out between the gap. Perhaps I am just paranoid, but it seemed weird- I kept walking and headed back to the car. The place is new and I could find no reviews- probably nothing but the ads on BP are pretty blatant and my spidey senses were tingling so I bailed. Anyone with experience there?

5.

[QUOTE=Five;1982894]So this is weird. I am visiting the Norwalk area and decided to give this place a try as it was down the street from my hotel. Parked around the corner because the street in front of the place was full. Walked up and when I was 15 or 20 feet from the door I saw the shades pull to the side and an older white guy with a beard and balding head looked out between the gap. Perhaps I am just paranoid, but it seemed weird- I kept walking and headed back to the car. The place is new and I could find no reviews- probably nothing but the ads on BP are pretty blatant and my spidey senses were tingling so I bailed. Anyone with experience there?

5.[/QUOTE]I think the bald guy was probably the PPS. Its weird sometimes to see a guy handle the front office, but I have seen a lot of younger as well as older dudes running these places or having partnering interest. You probably had nothing to worry about. You were not doing anything wrong. But of course always trust your gut feelings.

I remember many years ago being too stoned, getting cold feet and seeing something weird and walking away. I went to Southgate, Hou Acupressure and as I walked in, I saw a mustached dude in a blued uniform with a badge and a Sam Browne belt and a .45 . I just said "oops wrong door" and walked away because I was paranoid. It turns out the guy was just the security guard on the night shift. If I was in the same situation, I would walk in and get a business card and inquire and rates.

I haven't been to Urban in quite some time, not sad to see it go because I never really had any memorable experiences, plus the chicas were always a bit on the portly side for my tastes. There's another FS place just a half block away,(11154) that's hot and cold. If you want a huge adrenalin rush along with the Cum shot, there's another place that's just a block away from the Whittier PD station! That's the closest daredevil thing I'll ever do again.

Baggens.

[QUOTE=Five;1982886]FYI- on the suggestion of a senior member here I went by urban treatment in Whittier last night- closed up tight- sign down. Gone. 5.[/QUOTE]