Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=JolieThornDog;4774696]I've seen here twice, thinking the second time may be the charm. NO WAY. She covers you up and you stay covered. Even if touch her by accident she moves away. Gives the impression you might get more rubbing her nice meloons against you them says "Times Up" It's been a year since I saw her if things changed and she did L2 or 3 I'd be interested but at her rates in ad not worth it.[/QUOTE]Saint Chuck would be better served by visiting his favorite Massage Envy, Massage 2x4, Heavenly-M, etc. They deliver a much cleaner environment, a halfway friendly therapist, and a nice massage, albeit conventional. That Euro MT he inquired about has ad-verted on CL, BP, Anywhere, just about any site you can think of, for years as a bargain massage. The lucky client is rewarded with a trip to her basement, a chilly environment (basement air), a less than friendly therapist (no conversation), and utterly ix-ney on the ex-ney. It isn't worth the drive out to the western burbs, the hunt for the residence in a multi-family enclave, nor the service. It all sucked. Check out some legit Euro spa's on the north side and NW side if / when they re-open. This MT seemed to have earned her stripes and personality at the gulag in the old country.

Agree with everything this posted stated. She has been around for years. I've seen her about 5 times and the service is always the same. The last time I saw her was when I actually hurt my shoulder. When I went, I asked if she'd focus on that. NOPE! She did for about 30 seconds and moved on. She she can't even do that right. Like the poster said, you're better off going to a legit place.

[QUOTE=Pilatus65;4777619]Saint Chuck would be better served by visiting his favorite Massage Envy, Massage 2x4, Heavenly-M, etc. They deliver a much cleaner environment, a halfway friendly therapist, and a nice massage, albeit conventional. That Euro MT he inquired about has ad-verted on CL, BP, Anywhere, just about any site you can think of, for years as a bargain massage. The lucky client is rewarded with a trip to her basement, a chilly environment (basement air), a less than friendly therapist (no conversation), and utterly ix-ney on the ex-ney. It isn't worth the drive out to the western burbs, the hunt for the residence in a multi-family enclave, nor the service. It all sucked. Check out some legit Euro spa's on the north side and NW side if / when they re-open. This MT seemed to have earned her stripes and personality at the gulag in the old country.[/QUOTE]

Stopped by the Cove today and no open sign on, door locked, no answer on the phone and no car parked in back. Wonder if she went back to Korea for good.

I should have listened to my gut and prior reviews and not have gone. But I thought what the heck at least I can get a good massage. Based on reviews, I thought a LV1 was a least on the table.

Pro's fun to talk to.

Con's did not leave happy unless self is available.

I will pass on this business unless I need a good conversation about places to travel to. Be out there for the price.

Massage 5/10.

Called today. Said they are opening back up next week. Anyone know of any others open / opening soon?

So I stopped in yesterday. Girl who greeted me was wearing a mask. Said I would have to keep wearing mine. Not interested in that so I said no problem, I'll just leave. She said OK, don't need to wear it. She gave me a temp check with a forehead thermometer. All good. Went to the room and got ready. She came in and was now also wearing a face shield. What I didn't notice until she started is that she was also wearing gloves. So weird and not very relaxing. Was tempted to leave but embraced the weirdness of it as an experience. Good massage and standard finish on the flip. Not interested in going back until gloves and masks are gone.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;4774486][URL]https://chicago.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/downers-grove-il-usa/6433751.html[/URL] I saw this ad and was wondering if anybody has had a session with Granny? Does Granny offer extras? SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]Like the others have said, no go there. I have seen her about 10 times. Never a hint of anything more than a message. Even when she does the front and gets close and I was clearly sporting, nada. I tried the groom route, where she has to actually handle you, and it was still very clinical. She's nice, and her space is clean and pleasant, but it's a non-starter if you want more.

Lucy is back at The Cove but is only seeing known clients for awhile. Go early before the outside restaurants open up next door. Awesome time.

Reading some of these reports has me scratching my head. I don't know if I should laugh or cry. Guy's getting their temperature checked at the door, girls wearing masks, girls wearing face shields, girls wearing gloves while giving the HJ. WTF. If guys are this desperate to get a HJ, I might get in on this action. I will cut a glory hole in my garage door, you can come up and slide a 20 spot through the glory hole and then I'll jerk you off. LOL. What is this world coming to? SaintChuck.

Signs are on at Ivy and the Flower Shop. I'm on the sidelines for a couple weeks so I couldn't check them out. Might be worth calling first in case they are appt only.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;4827221]If guys are this desperate to get a HJ, I might get in on this action. I will cut a glory hole in my garage door, you can come up and slide a 20 spot through the glory hole and then I'll jerk you off. LOL. What is this world coming to? SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]Please carefully read SaintChuck's post. He does not say if he'll be wearing gloves as well!

LMFAO

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;4827221]Reading some of these reports has me scratching my head. I don't know if I should laugh or cry. Guy's getting their temperature checked at the door, girls wearing masks, girls wearing face shields, girls wearing gloves while giving the HJ. WTF. If guys are this desperate to get a HJ, I might get in on this action. I will cut a glory hole in my garage door, you can come up and slide a 20 spot through the glory hole and then I'll jerk you off. LOL. What is this world coming to? SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Devlin;4827575]Please carefully read SaintChuck's post. He does not say if he'll be wearing gloves as well!

LMFAO[/QUOTE]Since it's in his garage they'll probably be gardening gloves, so they shouldn't feel too different from the hands of a normal 60+ lady grabbing your junk.

-w.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;4827221]Reading some of these reports has me scratching my head. I don't know if I should laugh or cry. Guy's getting their temperature checked at the door, girls wearing masks, girls wearing face shields, girls wearing gloves while giving the HJ. WTF. If guys are this desperate to get a HJ, I might get in on this action. I will cut a glory hole in my garage door, you can come up and slide a 20 spot through the glory hole and then I'll jerk you off. LOL. What is this world coming to? SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]LOL, Stopped by an AMP and the lady opened the door wearing a mask. That pretty much told me how the session would go. Told her I needed to get cash and bolted.

Both open. But busy.

[QUOTE=Jadedone;4828432]LOL, Stopped by an AMP and the lady opened the door wearing a mask. That pretty much told me how the session would go. Told her I needed to get cash and bolted.[/QUOTE]I will be the first to admit that I have some fetishes and have done some dirty stuff with some of these Chinese women. Never once have I thought, geez today it would be really nice to get a HJ from a Chinese woman in a Tyvek suit with a football helmet and fire retardant gloves. That just doesn't do it for me. LOL. Well, I am heading to Home Depot now to get the tools for the glory hole that I am putting in my garage door. LOL. SaintChuck.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;4828540]I will be the first to admit that I have some fetishes and have done some dirty stuff with some of these Chinese women. Never once have I thought, geez today it would be really nice to get a HJ from a Chinese woman in a Tyvek suit with a football helmet and fire retardant gloves. That just doesn't do it for me. LOL. Well, I am heading to Home Depot now to get the tools for the glory hole that I am putting in my garage door. LOL. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]Will you be peeking out of your mail slot, or are you fine with any of your neighbors?

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;4774486][URL]https://chicago.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/downers-grove-il-usa/6433751.html[/URL] I saw this ad and was wondering if anybody has had a session with Granny? Does Granny offer extras? SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]Daiva, she's Lithuanian. She's never any fun, and she isn't very nice. Her massage was just so-so.

In the same exact building is another massage therapist Lithuanian- also "legit", no HE ever on the menu. But she's 100% nicer and her massage is really good. Also, he basement is much nicer than Daiva's. Name is Lily, she used to advertise in the same places as Daiva, wearing a white lab coat kind of thing. Super nice older lady for a legit good massage.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;4827221]Reading some of these reports has me scratching my head. I don't know if I should laugh or cry. Guy's getting their temperature checked at the door, girls wearing masks, girls wearing face shields, girls wearing gloves while giving the HJ. WTF. If guys are this desperate to get a HJ, I might get in on this action. I will cut a glory hole in my garage door, you can come up and slide a 20 spot through the glory hole and then I'll jerk you off. LOL. What is this world coming to? SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]Be careful what you say/offer on here. You may wake up one morning to a group of us degenerates standing in line outside your garage door.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;4828540]I will be the first to admit that I have some fetishes and have done some dirty stuff with some of these Chinese women. Never once have I thought, geez today it would be really nice to get a HJ from a Chinese woman in a Tyvek suit with a football helmet and fire retardant gloves. That just doesn't do it for me. LOL. Well, I am heading to Home Depot now to get the tools for the glory hole that I am putting in my garage door. LOL. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]Oh my God I'm literally crying I'm laughing so hard.

[QUOTE=AvgJoe;4828984]Be careful what you say/offer on here. You may wake up one morning to a group of us degenerates standing in line outside your garage door.[/QUOTE]{screams through the garage door} Yeah, I am here for the glory hole!

[QUOTE=Satriani;4689620]Recent visit MMS was in bitchy mood I asked if she was doing massage and she said no just give me the money. Tall attractive mt comes in. Don't like their shower set up. After shower I told her I wanted to get negotiations out of way. Nothing breaks the mood more than to talk $ in the heat of the moment. Seems she liked that way better to. Everything else was standard.[/QUOTE]I asked the MMS if she wanted to massage me she said "nooooo". Has anyone had any success with the MMS at Ivy?

[QUOTE=ShyMonger69;4839043]I asked the MMS if she wanted to massage me she said "nooooo". Has anyone had any success with the MMS at Ivy?[/QUOTE]But the last one used to sneak in during the fun part of my massage and help out with a BBBJ, then slip back out when it was time for the finish. One time I asked for her for 30 min and just got the BBBJ to completion.

Based on the recommendations here, decided to stop by at Ivy. The stand-up spray-and-wash was different from other places. Sugar was my MT for the visit. She was really short, a nice bubbly personality. She provided a relaxing session working on all the right spots. Door fee and tip same as others have mentioned.

How many MTs does Ivy usually have? Do new ones rotate in often?

I stopped by there yesterday and mamasan greeted me at the door w the standard question of "Have you been here before" I of course answered "Yes back in March before you were shut down" She laughs and takes my temperature and puts me in the room. Wait 5 minutes and in comes Sugar. Short and very cute. I laid my donation of $80 down in hopes of at least a BBBJ. Nothing as I even gave her all the hints of wanting extras. No indication of even a HE. About 20 minutes into the massage Mamasan came in and even helped out w the massage. Very strange. After Sugar leaves I pick up my donation and get out of there. Never going back there unless you mongers tell me what did I do to not get any service extras. I was talkative throughout the massage to ease any LE concerns. Your thoughts?

[QUOTE=MakingItHappen;4856077]I stopped by there yesterday and mamasan greeted me at the door w the standard question of "Have you been here before" I of course answered "Yes back in March before you were shut down" She laughs and takes my temperature and puts me in the room. Wait 5 minutes and in comes Sugar. Short and very cute. I laid my donation of $80 down in hopes of at least a BBBJ. Nothing as I even gave her all the hints of wanting extras. No indication of even a HE. About 20 minutes into the massage Mamasan came in and even helped out w the massage. Very strange. After Sugar leaves I pick up my donation and get out of there. Never going back there unless you mongers tell me what did I do to not get any service extras. I was talkative throughout the massage to ease any LE concerns. Your thoughts?[/QUOTE]Not sure if mamas was still in the room massaging when Sugar left, or if the mamas had come into the room, helped a bit then left. Later, when sugar exited, you bolted. With that said, perhaps there is a fine line of talking to try and put them at ease, and a tipping point where your talk starts to make them nervous. Sometimes, too much discussion or too many hints for extras is a red flag to them you might be LE. I am not the ultimate authority as everyone situation is different, but I have found, the less you say the better. Perhaps a more subtle approach with some small talk, but nothing about extras. The occasional graze of their leg, ass occasionally. Talk extras when they ask" Anything else?" Even then, gestures are probably preferred because there is no chance of others hearing it through the walls etc. I'm sure this isn't your first rodeo, but I thought I would make a suggestion. I have been to Ivy a few times and sometimes the mamas is a bit quirky and has moments of paranoia that have very little to do with the monger at that moment.

[QUOTE=MakingItHappen;4856077]I stopped by there yesterday and mamasan greeted me at the door w the standard question of "Have you been here before" I of course answered "Yes back in March before you were shut down" She laughs and takes my temperature and puts me in the room. Wait 5 minutes and in comes Sugar. Short and very cute. I laid my donation of $80 down in hopes of at least a BBBJ. Nothing as I even gave her all the hints of wanting extras. No indication of even a HE. About 20 minutes into the massage Mamasan came in and even helped out w the massage. Very strange. After Sugar leaves I pick up my donation and get out of there. Never going back there unless you mongers tell me what did I do to not get any service extras. I was talkative throughout the massage to ease any LE concerns. Your thoughts?[/QUOTE]Did you decline the shower? That might have been one reason. Asking for an MT on a first visit could be another. Maybe it was something that happened earlier in the day, and the timing was just off.

Visit again (before a whole week passes by), ask for Sugar, and see what happens.

Had a recent dream. They have the sign out front like every other business saying how you need to wear a mask, which I did. I walked in and was greeted by the regulars. Haven't been there in like 6 months though. They have an electronic temperature thing there for everyone. I went back to the room and I have to say they are taking all the proper precautions. They put a new sheet down for me and on the hole / opening, they have these sheets with a hole that go on there and they put some clean washcloths there too. I was told I still had to wear the mask for the entire session, even when my face is through the hole. Kind of a pain in the ass and not the best for breathing, but my mask is pretty thin, so it wasn't too bad for me, but I'd say if you have a mask that you don't like to wear, you're probably not going to have a great time. Massage was good with lots of teasing. Flip comes and I just went for L1 with roaming (I know at least L2 was available with this girl, but I didn't want to go for that with the whole mask thing). Definitely a weird experience with both of us wearing the mask. This place is my go-to, but can't say for sure that I'll be going back if this mask stuff has to keep going. But who the fuck knows, this may be going on for another 6 months. The place was very busy and my session was cut short by almost 10 minutes, which is very uncommon because all the girls I've ever seen there have always been good with making sure I get the full hour. Like, even when the "finish" is done if there's still time left they always continue the massage until the hour is up, but this time, that didn't happen because the door bell kept rining with more customers.

Stopped by on Friday. Went in with the mask on. Temp taken and sanitizer used. Got room one and my mt was Cici. She had on a nice loose top and very short shorts. Started with a back massage with her standing at the front of the table. I started to roam and she moaned a little when I got to her ass. Meanwhile she was putting oil on my back and rubbing all the way down to my ass. Ran my hand between her legs and she spread them a little. I took that as a sign to explore what was between her legs. My fingers slide easily inside of her panties. She moved down to my ass and inner thighs. I raised my hips and she ran her fingers down my crack to my balls. I let out a "Oh yes ". Soon she had my ass and balls oiled up. I got on my knees to give her full access to my ass and now hard dick.

She asked me if I liked it. I moaned out a YES. She began to stroke me and then all of a sudden "BAM" she was in my asshole. Don't know if it was a finger or her fist. First time for that. She was stroking me as fast as she was fucking my ass. I felt I was cumming and I told her. This just make her stroke and fuck me faster. God I never came so much. After I was done Cici got a hot towel and a bottle of water for me. I was so drained I could not talk. After the clean up I flipped and she continued the massage. She asked if I wanted a specific area massaged. I say legs and feet. As she worked my legs and inner thighs she would bump against my balls. Now being 61 I did not think I could get hard again so soon after the first cum. I think she made it her mission to get mt hard again. I was still pretty limp when she turned her ass to me. I slide my hand and finger inside her shorts. I could feel the heat from her pussy. I played with her only on the outside of her kitty. No entering the kitty she said.

Cici added more oil to my dick and started to stroke and I was getting hard again. She got close to my dick and was blowing on it as she jerked me. I soon came a second time in the hour. She seeded happy with her mission completed. She whispered a few things in my ear and YES I will return to see her.

60 door and a nice tip for Cici. She was happy with both tips. LOL.

PP.

Clear your inbox! Everyone clear some messages from inbox and sent boxes. We all forget we only get 200 messages total (inbox and sent) Thanks Rocket Dork / and Pussy Poker just wanted to say thanks for info!

[QUOTE=RocketDork;4879080]Clear your inbox! Everyone clear some messages from inbox and sent boxes. We all forget we only get 200 messages total (inbox and sent) Thanks Rocket Dork / and Pussy Poker just wanted to say thanks for info![/QUOTE]Thanks RD. I had shit in there since 2015. I think have those guys don't even post anymore. LOL.

A little intel on what appears to be the motherload of AMPs in the Lombard and surrounding areas would be greatly appreciated. Be down that way this week. PM if you please-thanks.

Some report having gotten HE. The massage is not worth the cost without HE. It's average massage and below average environment. High end spas charge the same amount that she does or less in some cases.

[QUOTE=InVme2;4818068]I should have listened to my gut and prior reviews and not have gone. But I thought what the heck at least I can get a good massage. Based on reviews, I thought a LV1 was a least on the table.

Pro's fun to talk to.

Con's did not leave happy unless self is available.

I will pass on this business unless I need a good conversation about places to travel to. Be out there for the price.

Massage 5/10.[/QUOTE]

When out in the Sun yesterday. Linda is a very attractive 30 something, playful, and allows a little poking fun if you know what I mean.

Took my chances because nobody was willing to share, but the forums did say Cic was fun. Here to say so is Linda.

Sharing is caring!

[QUOTE=HankyDaPanky;4891496]When out in the Sun yesterday. Linda is a very attractive 30 something, playful, and allows a little poking fun if you know what I mean.

Took my chances because nobody was willing to share, but the forums did say Cic was fun. Here to say so is Linda.

Sharing is caring![/QUOTE]Had I seen your post before today I would have replied, sorry.

Linda and Cici are fun and nice but Mei is the cutest one there however my last text with her said she is stuck in China. Stopped by last week but was full with a 1 hour wait.

[QUOTE=AvgJoe;4893095]Had I seen your post before today I would have replied, sorry.

Linda and Cici are fun and nice but Mei is the cutest one there however my last text with her said she is stuck in China. Stopped by last week but was full with a 1 hour wait.[/QUOTE]Guess I should allow for a couple of days for replies. I appreciate the feedback. So is Cici and Linda up for FS?

[QUOTE=AvgJoe;4893095]Had I seen your post before today I would have replied, sorry.

Linda and Cici are fun and nice but Mei is the cutest one there however my last text with her said she is stuck in China. Stopped by last week but was full with a 1 hour wait.[/QUOTE]Mei, is she FS also? PM if you prefer. Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=HrogerHealey;4854910]Based on the recommendations here, decided to stop by at Ivy. The stand-up spray-and-wash was different from other places. Sugar was my MT for the visit. She was really short, a nice bubbly personality. She provided a relaxing session working on all the right spots. Door fee and tip same as others have mentioned.

How many MTs does Ivy usually have? Do new ones rotate in often?[/QUOTE]How was the stand up shower!? That sounds dope and extremely hot. I might have to branch out of Aurora and head that way.

[QUOTE=PussyPoker;4876720]Stopped by on Friday. Went in with the mask on. Temp taken and sanitizer used. Got room one and my mt was Cici. She had on a nice loose top and very short shorts. Started with a back massage with her standing at the front of the table. I started to roam and she moaned a little when I got to her ass. Meanwhile she was putting oil on my back and rubbing all the way down to my ass. Ran my hand between her legs and she spread them a little. I took that as a sign to explore what was between her legs. My fingers slide easily inside of her panties. She moved down to my ass and inner thighs. I raised my hips and she ran her fingers down my crack to my balls. I let out a "Oh yes ". Soon she had my ass and balls oiled up. I got on my knees to give her full access to my ass and now hard dick.

She asked me if I liked it. I moaned out a YES. She began to stroke me and then all of a sudden "BAM" she was in my asshole. Don't know if it was a finger or her fist. First time for that. She was stroking me as fast as she was fucking my ass. I felt I was cumming and I told her. This just make her stroke and fuck me faster. God I never came so much. After I was done Cici got a hot towel and a bottle of water for me. I was so drained I could not talk. After the clean up I flipped and she continued the massage. She asked if I wanted a specific area massaged. I say legs and feet. As she worked my legs and inner thighs she would bump against my balls. Now being 61 I did not think I could get hard again so soon after the first cum. I think she made it her mission to get mt hard again. I was still pretty limp when she turned her ass to me. I slide my hand and finger inside her shorts. I could feel the heat from her pussy. I played with her only on the outside of her kitty. No entering the kitty she said.

Cici added more oil to my dick and started to stroke and I was getting hard again. She got close to my dick and was blowing on it as she jerked me. I soon came a second time in the hour. She seeded happy with her mission completed. She whispered a few things in my ear and YES I will return to see her.

60 door and a nice tip for Cici. She was happy with both tips. LOL.

PP.[/QUOTE]Fuckkk. Hahaha this sounds like the best thing that would happen to me in 2020. Going to have to look into this.

[QUOTE=TheHammer12;4899258]How was the stand up shower!? That sounds dope and extremely hot. I might have to branch out of Aurora and head that way.[/QUOTE]Sugar no longer there. Mink and PB now. GPS is abundant. $$ for L2 on top of entry.

[QUOTE=HankyDaPanky;4893361]Mei, is she FS also? PM if you prefer. Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]She was before, but I see the someone mentioned that she is not here now.