Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Glockman;2152147]Don't take this personal, but as constructive criticism. I don't rag out newbies as we need all we can get to keep this forum going. But according to Jackson and A2, "the purpose of this Forum is to facilitate the exchange of information between men who are looking for sex with women. " You have nine posts, seven deal with your married girlfriend, one is intelligible, and one deals with massage lady. Your seven posts dealing with your girlfriend does nothing to accomplish the purpose of this forum. Your girlfriend is what we call "Private Stock" or simply "P.S. " When you post about your private stock, you are telling everyone how much better you are than the rest of us because you can bang this girl but no one else can. No one really gives a shit about looking at photos on this forum of someone that won't fuck, suck or rub his dick. There are millions of photos on the internet if someone wants something to beat off to. Again, don't take this personal. But review someone that at least some of us could have access to.[/QUOTE]VERY well said! I don't think he is anything but a Troll and should be ignored or banned.

[QUOTE=Nucks;2152207]When I was a boy, I use to fuck a Jersey cow that had better looking tits.[/QUOTE]Pretty damn nasty.

[QUOTE=Nucks;2152207]When I was a boy, I use to fuck a Jersey cow that had better looking tits.[/QUOTE]Damn. That's almost as good as getting your dog to lick your balls. But then I'm from Mississippi and we are fond of our dogs.

[QUOTE=Glockman;2153467]Damn. That's almost as good as getting your dog to lick your balls. But then I'm from Mississippi and we are fond of our dogs.[/QUOTE]Where do you say that before? Was it the covered hand job? LO L.

From Ohio but was in Memphis on a business trip and was reading up on here, several times I read of Q and was not able to find specific info on it, went to another site and this was the only one that started with a Q so I was hoping it was the place.

Anyways, I arrived around 1015 so right after opening. Front doors were wide open, and I was welcomed in by two ladies, one older and one younger. The younger one was still grooming, shaving her legs and stuff and I was taken to a very dark room and they lit a candle, she explained that the whole building was w / o power for whatever reason, good thing the temps were decent or it would have been hot and humid.

The massage was blah, not what I would call a massage, she just pushed all over my body, no rubbing or anything, EXCEPT when she was down near my butt and inner thighs, she would rub in that area. After awhile, she went and softly started to rub my butt while moving her hands up and making light touches to my balls, she then had me flip, did lots of sensual touching before she grabbed JR and asked if it was ok, of course I said yes, she put some lotion or something on her hand and started a long slow very sensual hand job, being careful not to go too fast. I had a week long load in there so it did not take long, she cleaned me up, massaged my arms a bit more and then helped me get dressed.

House fee was. 6/ HH and there was never any mention of a tip (unlike many of the places I have been either they want the tip up front or make it a point to ask), I just layed down. 3 for a tip and was on my way.

[QUOTE=Glockman;2152147]No one really gives a shit about looking at photos on this forum of someone that won't fuck, suck or rub his dick.[/QUOTE]Yeah, we all get plenty of pussy. Not really interested in what he is getting unless she wants to fuck us as well (and frankly, I'm so busy with all the pussy I got lined up that I'm not sure I would have time for what he is showing us anyway).


[QUOTE=Nucks;2152207]When I was a boy, I use to fuck a Jersey cow that had better looking tits.[/QUOTE]LOL..... that guy is just proud of what he is getting. There is someobody for everybody. But hey, I'm happy for him.... maybe he just doesn't get much pussy and needs a place to brag about it. At least he posted in the massage thread.... nothing good ever happens in this thread anyway, so its not like he wasted any space here.

[QUOTE=Glockman;2141187]Try Stephanie, Chrissy, Aries, Sweet Melissa, Sweet Sarah, or Memphis Nicole. All will get naked, suck and fuck you, will not rob you, and usually do DATY. Although not UTR, you might consider Mimi. In fact, you might consider any lady I photograph. Why I don't understand the allure of AMPs is that you are lying naked on a table and wondering whether or not this lady is going to jack you off. From what I gather, more often or not the answer is no!. Even if she does, she makes you feel like a cheap bastard for not tipping more. I have been told that wondering if you are going to get a happy ending is part of the fun. For me, I prefer a sure thing.[/QUOTE]Well after a few more extra oily trips to Ocean, I took Glockman's advice. I was able to book Mimi on short notice. For $, I got CBJ and FS. The only reason posting on this board and not the backpage board us to compare to AMPs. For the same money as going to the Q for a HH I got so much more. On the other hand I still feel more relaxed at an AMP.

1. No hotel by the airport.

2. No hobby phone needed.

3. No getting stood up.

4. In the event of getting seen, I think I could talk my way out of going to a spa. I'm not sure if I could explain coming out of hotel to friends or the cops.

So, I will pick and choose backpage providers or oother recommendations, but mostly stick ro AMPs.

Last thought, Dallas was mentioned as a good spot. I went to Washington DC about 10 years ago and wow, for $. 6 you got all the initials from a hot girl. If they had that setup here I would be happy, tired, and broke!

I saw this ad on BP and was wondering if anyone has tried it yet.

[URL]http://memphis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/wish-you-had-a-trophy-like-me-huh-maybe-you-can-24/10850131[/URL]

[QUOTE=memphis5;2155162]For $, I got CBJ and FS. ...... For the same money as going to the Q for a HH I got so much more. On the other hand I still feel more relaxed at an AMP.[/QUOTE]Of course you did. Massage parlors are a suckers game and anyone with more than a month in the hobby knows that.

[QUOTE=memphis5;2155162]Last thought, I went to Washington DC about 10 years ago and wow, for $. 6 you got all the initials from a hot girl. If they had that setup here I would be happy, tired, and broke![/QUOTE]If you look in the right places and follow the advice of seniors, Memphis will beat almost anywhere in cost and range of services. Bigger areas might have larger selection, but unless you want something different every day for a couple weeks straight. You can get everything you want and more right here.

[QUOTE=Nucks;2152207]When I was a boy, I use to fuck a Jersey cow that had better looking tits.[/QUOTE]Man we must be from the same part of the country. Had one pee on me and I told my Mom I fell in the creek. Hell it was 5 miles away. LOL just having a litte fun with my man Nucks. LOL.

[QUOTE=BangerHard;2156174]Of course you did. Massage parlors are a suckers game and anyone with more than a month in the hobby knows that.

If you look in the right places and follow the advice of seniors, Memphis will beat almost anywhere in cost and range of services. Bigger areas might have larger selection, but unless you want something different every day for a couple weeks straight. You can get everything you want and more right here.[/QUOTE]The key element to massage hobbyists is the actual massage. An excellent body rub is worth the cost, and HE's are like icing on the cake. I do agree "Happy Slappy" massage parlors (the ones that give a piss poor massage and a HJ) are a waste of time. Essentially, you are paying 100-150 for a HJ. Whenever I'm in a massage mood, I rarely go to AMPs in memphis because I know the massage part will suck. Instead, I seek reviewed and highly recommended massage therapists. I don't recommend going to a AMP or massage therapist if you are looking for FS, especially since there are numerous FS providers at decent prices.

Has anyone tried Kat? Her ad says she has a professional massage license. Not sure that's really her in the picture though.

[URL]http://memphis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/discreet-deep-tissue-swedish-sensual-massage-relief-and-luxurious-24/10492629[/URL]

Any recent info on this one? Feel free to pm.

[URL]http://memphis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/perfect-touch-massage/9977159[/URL]

[QUOTE=mat2817;2165845]Any recent info on this one? Feel free to pm.

[URL]http://memphis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/perfect-touch-massage/9977159[/URL][/QUOTE]Saw her a couple of years ago. If memory serves me, she is cute, nice body and gives a decent massage. I remember it being a little on the pricey side though.

Had a massage session with Chanel yesterday. I gave a review of her a couple of months ago and this time was no different. She is a super sweet girl. Great, I mean great attitude. She is very nice, easy to talk to and not "all about business. " Very attractive girl who is clean and friendly. She seems like she might have had some massage training because it's more than just the casual rub. She's not a clock watcher and really enjoys what she does. In call location was very safe and senior members can PM me for more details.

Highly recommend.

I haven't checked these guys out but, I called and they have a grand opening special of. 5 right now. If I'm out that way I may TOFFT. They recommended calling and scheduling in advance before visiting.

[URL]http://memphis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-opening-delta-massage-therapy-4741-poplar-avememphistn/11045637[/URL]

Right down the street from me. Let us know how it works out!

[QUOTE=Vegeta32;2184762]I haven't checked these guys out but, I called and they have a grand opening special of. 5 right now. If I'm out that way I may TOFFT. They recommended calling and scheduling in advance before visiting.

[URL]http://memphis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-opening-delta-massage-therapy-4741-poplar-avememphistn/11045637[/URL][/QUOTE]

Who would you say are the massage therapists who you get the most bang for your buck as far as extras? I'm a fan of AMPs as much as the next guy, but it's always so uncertain. So I'm just looking for a more consistent provided. Any help?

[QUOTE=SearchNTurf;2186405]Who would you say are the massage therapists who you get the most bang for your buck as far as extras? I'm a fan of AMPs as much as the next guy, but it's always so uncertain. So I'm just looking for a more consistent provided. Any help?[/QUOTE][URL]http://memphis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-location-roman-new-age-spiritual-recovery-rubdowns/2350976[/URL]

[QUOTE=SensualMan;2188133][URL]http://memphis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-location-roman-new-age-spiritual-recovery-rubdowns/2350976[/URL][/QUOTE]Ha ha. That is just wrong!

[QUOTE=SensualMan;2188133][URL]http://memphis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-location-roman-new-age-spiritual-recovery-rubdowns/2350976[/URL][/QUOTE]Any recent experiences? Once upon a time, I would agree. Last few years have been a different story. (so I have read).

[QUOTE=Vegeta32;2184762]I haven't checked these guys out but, I called and they have a grand opening special of. 5 right now. If I'm out that way I may TOFFT. They recommended calling and scheduling in advance before visiting.

[URL]http://memphis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-opening-delta-massage-therapy-4741-poplar-avememphistn/11045637[/URL][/QUOTE]Went by on Friday. Still had some construction going on. Nice massage and some flirting, then you had to handle your business on your own. Didn't really like that there were no doors, just curtains. Probably won't repeat.

[QUOTE=SensualMan;2188133][URL]http://memphis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-location-roman-new-age-spiritual-recovery-rubdowns/2350976[/URL][/QUOTE]I used to see her all the time, hoping for something great each time. It was always just an ok massage and nothing more. That was when she was in Cordova, so maybe it's different now that she's on Poplar?

[QUOTE=Vegeta32;2184762]I haven't checked these guys out but, I called and they have a grand opening special of. 5 right now. If I'm out that way I may TOFFT. They recommended calling and scheduling in advance before visiting.

[URL]http://memphis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-opening-delta-massage-therapy-4741-poplar-avememphistn/11045637[/URL][/QUOTE]Basically it offers chair massages, and traditional table massage. The sofas and chairs in the waiting area are comfortable. At the time of my visit there were two therapists on duty. One of whom I recognized from Ocean, who also happened to recognize me. I was told there would be an hour wait, because there were people ahead of me, however it was more like 30 minutes. I wound up getting the former "Ocean" therapist and had a light massage with a decent amount of teasing. Basically the extras are handled yourself a la Ocean. Total damage including tip. 75 for one hour including tip which I wasn't harrassed about. Initial upfront cost. 55 due to grand opening. Seniors if interested can pm me for the name of the former Ocean therapist. It's funny I'ms till a regular and am playing the role of a snob. .

I saw no hint of a table shower, just the standard table massage rooms which are covered by curtains. You can also hear conversations in the other rooms as well. The walls are high enough where one would need a tall ladder to see over them, so that's good. If I'm missing any particular details feel free to let me know.

Went to the Q yesterday for the first time. Not much different than anyone else has reported on here. Place is very clean. The table shower is nice and the girl was cute. I went for the full hour. Not a bad massage really. Typical begging for more $ after the ending. No hint of anything other than a HE.

[QUOTE=Vegeta32;2188272]Basically it offers chair massages, and traditional table massage. The sofas and chairs in the waiting area are comfortable. At the time of my visit there were two therapists on duty. One of whom I recognized from Ocean, who also happened to recognize me. I was told there would be an hour wait, because there were people ahead of me, however it was more like 30 minutes. I wound up getting the former "Ocean" therapist and had a light massage with a decent amount of teasing. Basically the extras are handled yourself a la Ocean. Total damage including tip. 75 for one hour including tip which I wasn't harrassed about. Initial upfront cost. 55 due to grand opening. Seniors if interested can pm me for the name of the former Ocean therapist. It's funny I'ms till a regular and am playing the role of a snob. .

I saw no hint of a table shower, just the standard table massage rooms which are covered by curtains. You can also hear conversations in the other rooms as well. The walls are high enough where one would need a tall ladder to see over them, so that's good. If I'm missing any particular details feel free to let me know.[/QUOTE]If you can passme her name I would appreciate. I still want to try it out. I feel things can start to change and they start doing Hand jobs at some point. Maybe after you become a regular. Cheers.

Anybody got any info on this one? It's just off Walnut Grove and Germantown Rd. Thanks.

[QUOTE=JboneTN;2189174]Anybody got any info on this one? It's just off Walnut Grove and Germantown Rd. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Been there once. Decent massage, no extras for me. Other people may report otherwise. I know my massage was constantly interrupted by the therapist going to answer the phone or door.

Bunch of write ups on this one Jbone. Just search this thread. In a nut shell, I think its a decent massage but with no extras. At least that's what it was like when I went there when they first opened.

[QUOTE=JboneTN;2189174]Anybody got any info on this one? It's just off Walnut Grove and Germantown Rd. Thanks.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JboneTN;2189174]Anybody got any info on this one? It's just off Walnut Grove and Germantown Rd. Thanks.[/QUOTE]I still go there since they give the best massage in town and my back needs it. Best you can hope for is manual release. It is a good value at $. 8 for ne all in. I got a regular massage with my wife this week and JC was much better.

On another note, I agree with Duke, Q is clean, girls are cute and it is what it is. Doesn't seem like anything else besides HJ. The only thing I did like this past time was I got kind of a GFE. I love when the girl gets on the table during the extras. I don't feel rushed there either. Only reason I don't go more is $1. 4 for me all in for the hour.

Went back to Tokyo a few times over past few weeks after a long hiatus.

They remembered me and were very sweet--they seemed to be less aggressive in seeking "tips".

First time was with the newer girl from Tx--she gave very strong massage with walking on back and whole nine yards -- lifted her shirt for the flit and nice ending.

This week saw the "new" girl -- well she was new there, and not a girl, but nice medium massage and nice ending without any requests.

I know some of the guys comment that you can get FS for cheaper, but sometimes it is nice to get a good massage and table shower--pampered like a child and the ending is just a happy surprise-- well not so much of a surprise, but I have never had to ask for one and am never disappointed.

Take care.

[QUOTE=Tyger3801;2192790]Went back to Tokyo a few times over past few weeks after a long hiatus.

They remembered me and were very sweet--they seemed to be less aggressive in seeking "tips".

First time was with the newer girl from Tx--she gave very strong massage with walking on back and whole nine yards -- lifted her shirt for the flit and nice ending.

This week saw the "new" girl -- well she was new there, and not a girl, but nice medium massage and nice ending without any requests.

I know some of the guys comment that you can get FS for cheaper, but sometimes it is nice to get a good massage and table shower--pampered like a child and the ending is just a happy surprise-- well not so much of a surprise, but I have never had to ask for one and am never disappointed.

Take care.[/QUOTE]I didn't understand when you said "not a girl". Hopefully you didn't mean that "she" was a guy?

[QUOTE=Tyger3801;2192790]This week saw the "new" girl -- well she was new there, and not a girl, but nice medium massage and nice ending without any requests.....sometimes it is nice to get a good massage and table shower--pampered like a child and the ending is just a happy surprise-- well not so much of a surprise.[/QUOTE]I'm pretty sure that most of the guys that read this forum are not looking at getting a hand job from a guy or a tranny after their massage, but hey. If you found what you want then good for you.

Silence so far from the poster but my guess is his distinction was girl being younger and not a girl being an older woman?

[QUOTE=BangerHard;2194948]I'm pretty sure that most of the guys that read this forum are not looking at getting a hand job from a guy or a tranny after their massage, but hey. If you found what you want then good for you.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Vegeta32;2188272]Basically it offers chair massages, and traditional table massage. The sofas and chairs in the waiting area are comfortable. At the time of my visit there were two therapists on duty. One of whom I recognized from Ocean, who also happened to recognize me. I was told there would be an hour wait, because there were people ahead of me, however it was more like 30 minutes. I wound up getting the former "Ocean" therapist and had a light massage with a decent amount of teasing. Basically the extras are handled yourself a la Ocean. Total damage including tip. 75 for one hour including tip which I wasn't harrassed about. Initial upfront cost. 55 due to grand opening. Seniors if interested can pm me for the name of the former Ocean therapist. It's funny I'ms till a regular and am playing the role of a snob. .

I saw no hint of a table shower, just the standard table massage rooms which are covered by curtains. You can also hear conversations in the other rooms as well. The walls are high enough where one would need a tall ladder to see over them, so that's good. If I'm missing any particular details feel free to let me know.[/QUOTE]So I decided to go check it out. Was getting yellow fever really bad. I went in and there was a couple waiting for a massage and I thought, this can't be good. Man behind the counter and two girls working is what I saw. One girl a little older, but sexy and the other younger and decent looking. Either one would have worked for me. I told him half hour and he said 30 minute wait. He kept asking me for hour, but I said no. I really didn't have enough money for hour and a good tip. Then all of a sudden the older one was ready.

She takes me back and sure enough there are curtains for doors in these makeshift rooms as someone has said. She starts talking to me about hour and I said half, then she explained only half hour is for back, not front. I thought oh no, there is no chance for HJ face down. So I said okay to the hour forgetting that I have a small amount to leave for tip. Anyway, I get completely naked and she walks back in and doesn't flinch at my nudity, which is good. I lay face down and she does not cover me up, but leaves the towel kind of between my legs. Starts to massage and it is really not that great. Rubs my butt a lot, which I like. Phone rings she leaves to answer. First time she says sorry. Second, third, fourth and now she is bringing the phone in the room and massaging me with one hand and talking to the person (which I can hear talking) with the other. This is a reason people don't leave good tips, right?

Finally she flips me over trying to cover me, but I knock off the towel and she laughs. She knows what time it is. Cover (towel) stays off while she finished my front and toward the end, picks my hand up and drops it on junior. This was her way of saying finish yourself off. So I did and she watched. She went and got a hot towel and laid it on me, basically saying clean yourself off. She puts her finger up to her mouth and makes the shhhhhh. Sound. As if to say, don't tell anyone what just happened. She leaves, I get dressed and leave the entire amount on the table in the room. I might repeat, if more good reviews are posted.

Nature Boy.

Just passed Tokyo and the doors are locked and lights off. Does anyone know what is going on?

[QUOTE=Yankee60;2192841]I didn't understand when you said "not a girl". Hopefully you didn't mean that "she" was a guy?[/QUOTE]Definitely a she, just not very young. Probably mid 40's.

[QUOTE=Natural0014;2196225] I might repeat, if more good reviews are posted.[/QUOTE]"More" good reviews? While I give you an A for your writing style, the actual account of events was in no way even remotely "good". Sounds like that place should be avoided completely.

[QUOTE=BangerHard;2197103]"More" good reviews? While I give you an A for your writing style, the actual account of events was in no way even remotely "good". Sounds like that place should be avoided completely.[/QUOTE]I was going to say the same thing. I would never wait 30 min. The massage sounded bad, and with no doors the potential for extras seems very limited.

[QUOTE=memphis5;2197142]I was going to say the same thing. I would never wait 30 min. The massage sounded bad, and with no doors the potential for extras seems very limited.[/QUOTE]Understood gang, I should have rephrased my "more good reviews" to just plain good reviews. I wasn't clear on the wait, I did not have to wait as she was ready all of a sudden. Don't know what happened. Door thing and the talking on the phone was a major issue. These can be resolved if they put some effort into it. I'm sure where they are located that place ain't cheap to rent.