Elements Massage Centerville
Got a girt card for Fathers Day. Looks legit but hoping someone can give me hope with intel stating otherwise. I did a search and did not see anything. DC.
Hawaii massage linden ave.
When you first walk in you'll notice there is nothing Hawaiian about it. Its just a greasy AMP. I pulled mae who is 50 something and cute. Nice little body. I thought she may be the mamasan pinch hitting until I noted a 60 something asian hag as I left. I laid face down naked and there was no towel for cover which was just there mistake. 2 minutes in she asked if I'd like a table shower and I ve never had one so said sure. She then asked if I could pay now. Uh. Sure. I guess I didn't look trustworthy. She proceeded with a uneven below average massage at best. I don't know where she went to massage school but she deserves a full refund. She used a electric suction / cupping device on my back that was pointless. She allowed some otc roaming. Toward the end she lead me to the shower with a towel wrapped around my waist. She told me to lay face down and I had to raise up on my hands and toes because the water felt like it was poured from a boiling cauldron. She washed me twice on my front and back and had me clean my own package. 60+10+12. As I stepped out into the afternoon of incoming rain I realized the best thing from the massage was that I was clean as fuck. You can probly get a tug with some effort but I didn't try hard. I just wrote my review in my head and enjoyed the experience the best I could. I won't return unless I hear some better news. I kicked myself for going on the hunt which I always tell myself to stop doing but its part of the fun. I wish I'd went and seen sunny down south again and got another 9/10 total legit massage instead which will be my next review.