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I feel for ya Sleaze. She sounded like a real idiot! I had someone do the alcohol thing too. I am sure it's a passive aggressive thing that they know they are hurting you. You don't think women know EXACTLY how sensitive that area it? *****. And trust me I am sure she knows that mongers never bring anything like that with them. I am sure if you had pulled out a cover she would have made some other excuse. I learned the hardway to never tip up front. Got screwed a couple times. But the providers also know we think with our little head when we have a nice pair of DD's in our face. Sometimes I get too comfortable with things. Like "This mongering isn't even a challenge anymore." Then ya slip up. DOH! F it, life is too short to worry about shit. You can always make more. Later.

Lovejugs

More details of my last nova amp, see previous post, after she flipped me she asked me how much I was going to give her ( I should have got dressed at that point), so I said .4 for a HJ, she said ok but no touching only her covered rear. I said what does .6 get, she said her top would come off, after she started I asked about .8 and she replied that 1000 would not even get oral or anything beyond that. Talk about a buzz kill, besides the .7 or .8 for the hour now, in a down economy the service and prices have really gone in the opposite direction. It seems every once in awhile someone gets lucky, but it may be back to the condos for me. All I really want is consistent service and a little value, is that too much to ask for.

Looks: 6/10
Attitude: 9/10
Massage: 4/10
Extras: 8/10


PM for details

I will not go there again!!

JJ

[QUOTE=Phaik Naim]Hmm - that must be this one:

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/thp/1312821600.html[/url]

I have not seen Young, but thanks for the heads up. I will stick with Lisa who provides a much different experience more along the lines of what you expected.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Xooom]More details of my last nova amp, see previous post, after she flipped me she asked me how much I was going to give her ( I should have got dressed at that point), so I said .4 for a HJ, she said ok but no touching only her covered rear. I said what does .6 get, she said her top would come off, after she started I asked about .8 and she replied that 1000 would not even get oral or anything beyond that. Talk about a buzz kill, besides the .7 or .8 for the hour now, in a down economy the service and prices have really gone in the opposite direction. It seems every once in awhile someone gets lucky, but it may be back to the condos for me. All I really want is consistent service and a little value, is that too much to ask for.[/QUOTE]

if you were playing strip poker. These girls are all about me, me, me

Your opinions are not that much different the the NYer's when it come to this area.




[QUOTE=Sleazebum]I am about to post my experience yesterday at Shiatsu in Fairfax.

I am all done with the NoVa witches. Far too much for much too little services!

Not again!!

JJ[/QUOTE]

fantasize a conversation with the lead therapist. At on time I did that at a Green House and the flower I got on the next trip was a little more accommodating and the house did not charge for that bouquet.

I think a problem here is the area is getting more experienced Horticulturalists and these PROs know how to cut corners. Trying to get the money up front before the flower has even been uncovered to bloom.

You might want to consider finding a plantation out of the area for a while to let these houses know they need the customer more then the customers need their arrangments.

Oh well, you live and you learn....

If only I can find a private, regular grower so I can cut back on the travel and have one sure and pretty flower.


[QUOTE=Sleazebum]I cannot believe that I was STUPID enough to do this!

$180 for just the HJ!!!

I went to Shiatsu Saturday afternoon because I had an especially crappy morning and I really needed a good massage and the extras. I heard on the radio that Lenfant Plaza Metro station was closed so a ride to get some Orange was not really an option.

Anyway I went in to Shiatsu and saw this firmly and solidly built worker in there. I asked her name and she said "Conn - um YungYung" and she asked if I wanted the hour for $80 so I gave her the $80 and she disappeared with the cash. I got comfortable and she came back and took me for a very nice table shower with proper attention paid to all areas - without any extra coaxing so I thought this would be a really NICE session. When she turned off the water she asked me what I wanted and I told her I am really stressed out and need everything ther is to be had.

She tossed me a towel and said to go to room 3 and wait for her there. WTF!!! I was still dripping wet from the shower and she ran off! I went to the room by myself and dried off.

A little later she came in and stripped from the waist down and pulled her VERY NICE Double Ds out the top and I was SURE it would be a very nice session!!

She wanted $120!! I said no, I am used to paying $100 for the works and she agreed to it. I gave her the 5 Jacksons. STUPID!!!!!

I lay down on my belly expecting some massage and she told me to turn over so I did and she started in with a HJ along with some Russian and LOTS of oil!

After a little of that I was ready to take it to the next step and she aked if I had a condom. I did not and she said this is all there is without one. I told her I expected her to provide all the equipment for that price.

So, I was royally pissed off at myself for being so stupid so I made her work for it. I have very good control over myself and made her work it for a good fifteen minutes before I let go.

As soon as I was done she soaked the corner of a towell with alcohol and slopped it all over me getting that alcohol into places it is not supposed to go! I was not looking for THAT kind of hot time!

Then she disappeared again and left me there all oily and alcohol burning me in places alcohol should not be.

She never came back!!! After another TEN full minutes I got dressed and left. She met me in the hall and showed me the door.

I will NOT go to another NoVa place again for a VERY long time!!

I also suggest you fellas avoid them as well - especially Shiatsu in Fairfax!

Even us old dogs get stupid sometimes!

JJ

GENERAL DISCLAIMER: This forum is for composing fantasy stories for our mutual entertainment and that is what the above is - fantasy.[/QUOTE]

I went to Kings on Saturday. Kindee gave an excellent massage. I paid for an hour but I was in longer. If a massage is supposed to be relaxing, watching the clock does not help.

I am new to the area, but I got what I think was excellent service for the standard price, so no complaints here.

I'll go back.

I stopped by the place near rollling rd and old keane mill. I asked for Mickey, because I had her a long time ago and she had an incredible body and gave a great massage. She didn't go any farther, but I could tell it was there. But that was a year ago. This time they gave me Hannah. Late 30's, K girl, spinner.6 for a half, and I only laid a 20 out after that. I was going cheap and figured I'd get a decent massage and a little mutual touching. Which is what I got. I was roaming, but she had on the thickest material dress ever, so I couldn't get to any good parts, but on the flip, she let me suckle and put my hand on my area. She did the hair and fingernails all over, which was nice, but I still had to do the manual labor. Oh well.2 tip will only get you so far. She had a great pair with super nips. I'd go back if I came across some more $. Enjoy it if you get a chance.

MB

Week before last I stopped by V&P hoping for one of the younger girls and damn if I didn't get one (well not REAL young, but nowhere near as old as the lady who answered the door). I would guess mid-30's, one at the door was 50+. Said her name was Momo (pronounced like Moe-Moe).

Asked for half-hour with no oil (going back to work). Got some titty play (natural B's, I would guess no kids), ass rubbing (hers), and a too-fast peek at the honey pot fuzz, with standard Nova finish.

Cost $ for half hour with tip. Overall okay, but if I could get the young one (mid 20's?) I saw the last time I would, variety is nice.

Norm

Well, there have been many mongers here that have argued that there would be a market turn around and we would get anxious hot spinners flooding our AMPs begging to please our every whim if we would only raise our prices and tip them better.

I haven't wasted my money in VA for a while but by RTFFing, it seems prices are going up, providers are getting older, time shorter and services are lacking more than ever. Hmmm. Guess throwing money at it hasn't fixed anything.


P.S. Sleaze, I know you were not throwing money around. Too bad you got dupped. I have been there a couple too many times myself....

[QUOTE=Meddle]I went to Kings on Saturday. Kindee gave an excellent massage. I paid for an hour but I was in longer. If a massage is supposed to be relaxing, watching the clock does not help.

I am new to the area, but I got what I think was excellent service for the standard price, so no complaints here.

I'll go back.[/QUOTE]I met the lady today. Service was full and included backwalking. Standard D.C. tip and yeah, I mean, I mean dc tip

A nice day today -- and my birthday was this week.

Since I do not know the birthdays of my favorite MMS and the lovely therapists at Kim's, I take them presents on my birthday (third year in a row for this light-hearted tradition).

Lots of hugs, thank you's -- several jokes about people and birthday suits --and then a very fine one hour massagi with my new Sue (reported last time as my new ATF.. and she is)

Sue is 30-ish / shapely / probably 120 and exceptionally luxurious hair.

Off to TS for a great shower (the TS is not to be missed newbies!)
Back to the room
Hot towels
Great oil massage.
More hot towels.
Great more massage.
Great Happy Birthday for me.

I really like Sue, so I indulge in moderate over-tipping for this visit (it is a birthday celebration) -- not to worry Seniors -- I won't make overtipping a practice --- best to keep prices and tips client controlled.

It does not take a lot to be nice to the ladies -- and they remember.

PA

(did I mention the birthday suits?)

I went to the spot off of Little and Braddock Road. I had BeBe first and then Mama starting talking thru the door and said some stuff and switched me over to Michele.

I should have known from the shower it was not going to be a good enough for my tastes. There was a door with a lock, so I figured it might be cool. So after 15 minutes of horrible massage I go for the flip and she says "no". I wait another 10 minutes (I'm stupid I know). I go for the flip and she says "no". I flip over anyway and she gets mad and asks if I'm done. I say no wanted to finish up. She angled towards my clothes and I took the hint and got dressed and left. The (2) babes I saw were very nice looking. Isn't the first time this has happedned, but the door fooled me. Didn't have enough time/dinero to hit another spot, so have to hold out until next payday.

Happy Mongering.

I have been going to Kim's for as long as I have been going to AMPs. Sometimes I go other places but not often. I have never had a bad experience, upsell or argument over the amount of the tip at Kim's. I highly reccomend the place.

I checked out NSP earlier this week. There appeared to be only one girl working, so I didn't bother asking her name. She was friendly and eager to please. She was very thorough in taking care of me.

As always, trusted members can PM for specific details.

Thought I would check out Bay since I had not been there for awhile. TOFTT. I had some good results in the past. What a bad mistake! And a waste of time. I was greeted by the Mamasan, who remembered me and escorted me to the room. Paid her the.8 and she left with "Angel" returning. The TS was barely worth the effort and back to the room. Face down on the table and the massage was about 3 on the scale of 1-10. So, I reached around for some roaming. And. She said it was that time of the month! Then, she asked if I wanted oil or lotion. I got up, put on my clothes and left. Lack luster massage, and attitude. Never again.

Vahotguy

Traveling north and looking for a amp.any good ones ? thanks

That is right! New girl for your experience. She looks like the picture below. Whether you are curious or from out of town. No appointment necessary. We enjoy making new customers our repeat customers.come in and see why we love to try sooo hard.

Private, Secure rooms with ample, anonymous parking. When entering Yarbrough Park Complex make an immediate right into the parking lot. We are to the left of "TLK Group". Through the outside double doors w/ "Magical Touch" on them and we are at the end of the hallway. Don't drive around back unless you have been here before and know where you are going. If you are driving a long distance or just want to make sure you going the right direction, call we won't mind.

House fee is $60 for 40 minutes; this includes table shower and massage. GIRLS WORK FOR TIPS. Please don't ask for tip amounts. Open 7 days a week from 10 to 11pm every day.

1549 Oldbridge Rd, Suite 207, Woodbridge, VA. 703-490-3911.

[QUOTE=Roush 427]Traveling north and looking for a amp.any good ones ? thanks[/QUOTE]

It depends on what you want. You won't get full service in VA. You'll need to go into DC for that.

[QUOTE=Big Daddy Don]Well, there have been many mongers here that have argued that there would be a market turn around and we would get anxious hot spinners flooding our AMPs begging to please our every whim if we would only raise our prices and tip them better.

I haven't wasted my money in VA for a while but by RTFFing, it seems prices are going up, providers are getting older, time shorter and services are lacking more than ever. Hmmm. Guess throwing money at it hasn't fixed anything.


P.S. Sleaze, I know you were not throwing money around. Too bad you got dupped. I have been there a couple too many times myself....[/QUOTE]


Yeah, It seems like there is a battle of wills here. Every now and again I'll try an AMP but when all they're offering extra is something I can better do myself, I don't get why some of you guys are flocking to these places. Yeah I understand the mystery and suspense and all that. But the overtipping for now less service (treat her right guys--why?!) and the willingness to go back even after you've had bad service (must've been the girl) has seemed to put a "ding" over these heads of management. They are smarter than we give them credit for--they see the escort ads on Craigslist and what they're asking for WITHOUT a massage. Perhaps we need to do our homework as well. I remember many places in NoVA when everything was always on the menu. Now the girls have no problem telling you that it's not. When I went to A-Plus they told me even a HJ wasn't available and they had no table shower, like they were proud of that sh*t--lol. And where did all these 30-40-something massueses come from? Craigslist is now flooded with new AMPs popping up, no doubt offering the same NOVA finish. Hell, why not? I would advise that if all you can get after the message is the NOVA finish, that you "think about it" and decline. Eventually they might get the message.

I do admit back in the day to dumping a crap load of moolah for standard only cause I was naive. But it's really about economics. I look at it this way. The more tip I give, the less times I can return.

So going with the standard: 2-nada but decent massage, 4-manual, 6-nude, 8-excess roaming (note: regular roaming for the previous) and a benny for the full enchilada(rarely). I don't have the cash to go every day but once a week to a regular spot(which I'm still trying to find) does wonders.

And for those with B2B (bread to burn) they can probably go more often by saving money. The haggling I've had with some places (Green, Cosmo, King, Far East, Backlick, Pine, and Tokyo) was minimal only cause I would stick with the standard and say that I'd return.

Be safe out there guys.

[QUOTE=Guitarman1]It depends on what you want. You won't get full service in VA. You'll need to go into DC for that.[/QUOTE]Thanks im headed that way.be safe!Roush

I agree with you pricing and how you broke it down. If we set up these practices and demanded the new blood come down here (not the fifth spot in the route) we will get better service and happier happy endings.

Ask your girls where they came were working last and they will have had years in another local.

NY tends to get the fresher meat. I remember back in the day a K spot where I had met a true J spinner and had another regular K who was so beautiful but both haed moved on. When I went in and ask for on of the two Mama said they moved on but found me a little K spinner that was a legally young and NICE wow. I had told the mama I like the other girls because they gave BBBJ and I was hoping she had a nice one that would do the same. Something got lost in translation and this young girl gave me the BBBJ and also mounted me with out cover and without conditions and complaints, drained me.

This was my first complete BB experience at a "place" and this one was totally unexpected. She was about 20 (true 20) and seemed new to the business. Perhaps I was taking advantage of one off the boat who was order to do so to pay off her debt and I am sorry if this is the case but I did nto expect what I received.

I was a regular there but I was not a whale. I took care but did not over enduldge. They had the same fears of LE but they also were better in caring for their customers.

Thanks,

Mike



[QUOTE=Low Jack]I do admit back in the day to dumping a crap load of moolah for standard only cause I was naive. But it's really about economics. I look at it this way. The more tip I give, the less times I can return.

So going with the standard: 2-nada but decent massage, 4-manual, 6-nude, 8-excess roaming (note: regular roaming for the previous) and a benny for the full enchilada(rarely). I don't have the cash to go every day but once a week to a regular spot(which I'm still trying to find) does wonders.

And for those with B2B (bread to burn) they can probably go more often by saving money. The haggling I've had with some places (Green, Cosmo, King, Far East, Backlick, Pine, and Tokyo) was minimal only cause I would stick with the standard and say that I'd return.

Be safe out there guys.[/QUOTE]

Frankly, I would appreciate it if you did not refer to these ladies as "Meat."

Regardless of how these ladies make a living, they still deserve to be treated with a little more respect than you seem to be willing to give.

[QUOTE=Justforme]NY tends to get the fresher meat. I remember back in the day a K spot where I had met a true J spinner and had another regular K who was so beautiful but both haed moved on. When I went in and ask for on of the two Mama said they moved on but found me a little K spinner that was a legally young and NICE wow. I had told the mama I like the other girls because they gave BBBJ and I was hoping she had a nice one that would do the same. Something got lost in translation and this young girl gave me the BBBJ and also mounted me with out cover and without conditions and complaints, drained me.[/quote]

[QUOTE=Just Ken]Frankly, I would appreciate it if you did not refer to these ladies as "Meat."

Regardless of how these ladies make a living, they still deserve to be treated with a little more respect than you seem to be willing to give.[/QUOTE]I second THAT motion! BC

Not sure if this is new or not. Went to nice place by 395 and 236. I think only one girl was working because I waited about 15 min. Nice looking young girl in early 20's. Standard NOVA finish. PM for details

I tried Crown Therapy last Friday. Good location, good parking, but the second floor suite door opening right out into the parking lot, is not terribly discrete. Good facilities inside, including table shower. Was met by a 35-40ish Be-be, a large-boned woman, who gave a good massage (6-7/10) until the flip, then a tremendously off-putting attempt at a ridiculous up-sell. I declined and held firm. There was eventually a no-roaming-allowed typical NOVA finish for which I left the standard tip. It was a 50 minute hour. Will not repeat. Doubly frustrating as the walls are thin and I could hear at least two other masseuses there, quite giggly and sounding much younger than my veteran. Will not repeat. I am a trim 60 and have long wondered.- do the mms tend to pair the vets with the older guys? Oh well.

Sorry,

To those wonderful young ladies who I have met that have provided me with good sexual favors along the way. Many of you have made me feel wonderful and filled the void that I was feeling in my life at the time I passed your way. I thank you and you know I never disrespected you.

What I should of said is NY tends to get the younger more fresh providers and once they finish their rounds in NY it is off to the next city. By the time they get to this area a great many now know the system and have learn how to nickle and dime for all they can get. The are veterans to the industry and when they get to this location they know many of us JOHNS are willing to pay what they ask for.

Also know with Craigs List having reformated it appears the girls are even sneakier. They do not answer question and this way when you get they a touch and hand job might be all you get.

Oh well, sorry lovely ladies, did not mean to call you "meat" just did not want to write provider, prostitute or any other revealing word.


[QUOTE=Just Ken]Frankly, I would appreciate it if you did not refer to these ladies as "Meat."

Regardless of how these ladies make a living, they still deserve to be treated with a little more respect than you seem to be willing to give.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bird Dropping]Looks: 5/10
Attitude: 9/10
Service: 9/10
Extras: 9/10

PM for details[/QUOTE]Wasn't he banned?

1. I do not believe you

2. If you are tellking the truth I do not want anything to do with her

3. If you are not telling the truth you will seriously damage this woman's reputation.

4. I do not believe you anyway.

JJ




[QUOTE=Bird Dropping]Looks: 5/10
Attitude: 9/10
Service: 9/10
Extras: 9/10

PM for details[/QUOTE]

What he said. A. H.

[QUOTE=Sleazebum]1. I do not believe you

2. If you are tellking the truth I do not want anything to do with her

3. If you are not telling the truth you will seriously damage this woman's reputation.

4. I do not believe you anyway.

JJ[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bird Dropping]Looks: 5/10
Attitude: 9/10
Service: 9/10
Extras: 9/10

PM for details[/QUOTE]



Is BBA= BareBack Anal?

What was the cost for each service that she provided?

BBFS-
BBBJCIMS

BBFS, BBBJCSIM, BBA @ Legit MP all that in a 50 - 60 minute service? Did you skip the TS?

You must be a machine gun unless you opted for more time. How much time and tip did those three shots take (or did you have several shot in each local)?

Once in Sterling I was given an BBFS but that was a long time back and she did not ask for anything more than the norm and was just nice and kind and willing to please. That goes back a few years when MPs were ample and ladies were kind. Do not have that here at this time.



[QUOTE=Bird Dropping]Looks: 5/10
Attitude: 9/10
Service: 9/10
Extras: 9/10

PM for details[/QUOTE]

Long time reader first post, so go easy on me.

Visited a private provider (CoCo) in Fairfax, Va last night (Tue, 18 Aug); Location was discrete, ample parking; she's using the wait at the entry to the complex, you call her and then she calls you to give you final directions; said she's 29, more like mid 30's but very nice; her outfit was revealing, but stayed on during the service; regular shower offered (no TS); massage was excellent (9/10), walked on my back with her knees and used her elbows; no roaming of any kind allowed; she said maybe next time as I was a first timer with her; standard NoVa flip; but not rushed; she took a little long to set up before I arrived so she took her time, nice touch; .8 for service and.4 up sell for standard NoVa finish, paid too much, but being new that was expected. This was only my second time in NoVa so I wasn't sure what the cost should be. I went there hoping to see all the items on the menu, but was disappointed, we'll see what a second appointment offers, if not then I'll continue my search. Since I'm new I'll not give out any other details for fear of giving too many or to the wrong person. I live in hampton roads and travel up to work each week. One or two guys out there helped me a little, so thanks. One last question; what does the typical NOVA finish cost and what would be the standard tip, I'm thinking.6 and.2, but I'm not sure, thanks again.

I can't stop thinking about getting a massage at an AMP. I'm very curious and was just wondering if anyone knows anything about bodywork treatment in manassas. Also, I'm 19, maybe look alittle younger, will this affect me getting the good stuff? . I know they charge 50 for the half hour so I will bring a hefty tip.

Any help would be appreciated.

[QUOTE=Dfs N Vabeach]Long time reader first post, so go easy on me.

Visited a private provider (CoCo) in Fairfax, Va last night (Tue, 18 Aug); Location was discrete, ample parking; she's using the wait at the entry to the complex, you call her and then she calls you to give you final directions; said she's 29, more like mid 30's but very nice; her outfit was revealing, but stayed on during the service; regular shower offered (no TS); massage was excellent (9/10), walked on my back with her knees and used her elbows; no roaming of any kind allowed; she said maybe next time as I was a first timer with her; standard NoVa flip; but not rushed; she took a little long to set up before I arrived so she took her time, nice touch; .8 for service and.4 up sell for standard NoVa finish, paid too much, but being new that was expected. This was only my second time in NoVa so I wasn't sure what the cost should be. I went there hoping to see all the items on the menu, but was disappointed, we'll see what a second appointment offers, if not then I'll continue my search. Since I'm new I'll not give out any other details for fear of giving too many or to the wrong person. I live in hampton roads and travel up to work each week. One or two guys out there helped me a little, so thanks. One last question; what does the typical NOVA finish cost and what would be the standard tip, I'm thinking.6 and.2, but I'm not sure, thanks again.[/QUOTE]


.40 is a standard tip for a NoVa finish. If they provide cbj I would bump it up to .60 or .80 depending on the service. You are not going to find any FS providers in Northern VA unless they know you and they do it without the MMS knowing. The condo's offer more but they aren't massage parlors and you're looking at $.60 for FS for roughly 45minutes.

If any members would PM me about these condo's.

I've never experienced them, just AMP's with my fav bein K**s.

Thanks!

[QUOTE=Sir AMP Alot].40 is a standard tip for a NoVa finish. If they provide CBJ I would bump it up to.60 or.80 depending on the service. You are not going to find any FS providers in Northern VA unless they know you and they do it without the MMS knowing. The condo's offer more but they aren't massage parlors and you're looking at $.60 for FS for roughly 45minutes.[/QUOTE]Sir,

Thanks for the info; I visited a place over on Wisconsin tonight and it was totally different from Tue night, I'll post more on that in a new report, I was looking for the provider on Tue to show more of the merchandise, but I understand that that part of the store is closed. I wasn't looking for FS. The service was great and the place was nice. I'll most likely be back. I'd like to find the same service but closer to Bailey's Crossroads area.

Only had time for a half hour, used CC, got Kim. Great massage, but no extras offered whatsoever.. Tried inquiring, but was shot down almost immediately. In fact, she focused only on my back. Didn't even get to the front. Tried offering to pay more for the front, but she said I had to restart the whole thing.

Anyway, have any of you guys tried this place? Any success? From what I can read of the posts, I'd say no, but there are so many posts in this forum.