Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Fluxaeon]She is totally nuts. First of all she is extremely hard to get in touch with. Second, she used to be messed up on booze or drugs or both. Third, she has more baggage than Dianna Ross on tour.
Her fake tits are rock hard and have huge flat nipples like saucers. Her lips look like she had a sofa injected in them (picture the Octomom ).
Trust me steer clear of her. I would rather have a sharp stick in the eye.[/QUOTE]

She needs to do something to feed her litter . I think her porn offer has expired so I expect she will be working the streets next (hint: use a cover unless you want a bill for another half dozen kids...hahaha)

Please see my report on the General Reports thread, thanks ---VS

[QUOTE=Clinton Bush]She needs to do something to feed her litter . I think her porn offer has expired so I expect she will be working the streets next (hint: use a cover unless you want a bill for another half dozen kids...hahaha)[/QUOTE]She has no litter. I've seen more lies here about Heather than any person I know.

I just wanted to let all you guys know that you should listen to VS and stay away from Bridgette for right now.

I made an appt with her on Sat nite since I saw VS's recommendation of her.

Got close to the location and called her to get the rest of the directions and she told me she would need 10 minutes because her "brother" was there and was getting ready to leave and that she would call me.....well 15 mins passed and nothing....so I call her, she doesnt answer, 20 mins later I call and still no answer.......I figure let me wait since she is recommended by VS.....40 mins later she calls me saying she can only do a 30min appt instead of the hour we had scheduled.

I smell something fishy so I ask her is she is ok...she tells me yes. I ask her are you sure? Again she says yes.....I ask her to reschedule and she says well if you want the 30min we can still do that now....I agree and head over to her motel.

Once I get there she quickly invites me and tells me to get comfortable.....my radar is up and ask if I can use the bathroom...(guys ALWAYS check the bathroom) I go to it and pull back the shower curtain and lo and behold there is some dude squatting in the tub, looks at me and says "hey".....Im like WTF?!?!?!?!

Bridgette says very non chalatly....oh thats my brother....like he suppose to be there.....I say this is f*cked up and leave.

I then PMed VS on here and told him of my experience ONLY because as a Senior member and the one who initially recommended her I thought he should know so to protect his name on here.

I have to say he reacted quick and swift.....explained to me the "brother" is really some loser ex BF she cant shake....agreed she was wrong for doing what she did. SO I want it to be KNOWN on here I HAVE NO problems with VS.

I did want to post this on here so the fellow hobbyists can take this as a precaution and not see her till she straightens this situation out.

I personally dont know if I would repeat, if I did she would have to be close to where I am and I would look under every nook and cranny in the room to make sure no one was there.

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Once I get there she quickly invites me and tells me to get comfortable.....my radar is up and ask if I can use the bathroom...(guys ALWAYS check the bathroom) I go to it and pull back the shower curtain and lo and behold there is some dude squatting in the tub, looks at me and says "hey".....Im like WTF?!?!?!?!

Bridgette says very non chalatly....oh thats my brother....like he suppose to be there.....I say this is f*cked up and leave.
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I applaude you for posting this experience. It emphasizes the importance of checking rest-rooms.

I am intrigued by the postings of this young lady. Has anyone seen her??

[quote]TANTRA ~ TOY PROSTATE MASSAGE ~ NUDE BODY-2-BODY RUB ~ SQUIRTING ~MORE - w4m - 28 (INCALL LUNCH TIME SPECIAL)

[url]http://orlando.craigslist.org/ers/1066966066.html[/url]

She certainly offers many services for a reasonable price. Either respond here or e-mail me directly: [email]loving302@hotmail.com[/email][/quote]

[QUOTE=Tex Cobb]She has no litter. I've seen more lies here about Heather than any person I know.[/QUOTE]

why are we always picking on heather, we know she uses hot ads on craigslist. we know she is legit, just read the posts. I go to heather when I need a good massage and go to the AMPS for good dreams

Know anything about Oasis in Casselberry? I tried searching the site but couldn't find anything. Today I received a gift certificate for the place but I HATE wasting time. If it isn't good it's not worth the time no matter how cheap it is.

Hey there guys,

I plan on going to an AMP (probably AAA Massage) this week, and am wondering what's usually offered on the flip? I'm fine with a good HJ, but then what's the normal tip for this? Also if any regulars of AAA could pm me with who they'd recommend for the massage it'd be much appreciated.

JJ (formerly Dr. Sid)

[QUOTE=Tex Cobb]She has no litter. I've seen more lies here about Heather than any person I know.[/QUOTE]

Really? You have once again instulted other members, some well respected senior. Have you been in on the massage she provided too all the other people who posted about her? One person makes a joke and thats your reply. Here is some food (like bacon) for thought.

I read back your 26 posts since being a member here and noticed something. You have not offered 1 shred of useful information. You insult people (some for insulting others) and just go along with what other people post and only ask questions. I think we have a Krispy Kreme shareholder in our midst.

I opted for the one hour massage. Real nice location. real clean, and comfortable. Personable girl, easy to talk to.

First of all, her picture is about 5 years old. The massage was not that great, on a scale of 1 to 10, a 5 tops. Too bad because I really needed a good massage. No chance whatsoever, at least for me, of any extras. She does have some nice tatas that are not off limits. HE at the finish was nothing special either, pretty mechanical. Not a bad experience, just nothing about it would make me want to repeat.

[QUOTE=Loving302]I am intrigued by the postings of this young lady. Has anyone seen her??[/QUOTE]I posted a report in craigslist reviews but I can drop one here too. Basically it is a non-massage for a minute or two then the flip. She asked what I wanted and I said the bump and grind sounded cool. Its priv to priv with her panties on for a minute then hop off for HJ. Nothing else is avail.

Basic but clean room with a small TV/VCR playing all black porn. Kinda cool until the video went to this woman who weighed about 300 lbs! Not my cup of tea.

PM me for more details.

JB

I stopped by on Sunday afternoon around 2:00. Cute little receptionist asked me if I had an appointment, which I did not. She said they were booked until 4:30. Only two cars in the parking lot, so maybe they just had one therapist on duty. I couldn't stick around Kissimmee that long, so it didn't work for me. I left without getting to check it out.

Bottom line: make sure to call ahead there if you don't want to wait, especially if you go on a Sunday.

[QUOTE=Moto Monger]Really? You have once again instulted other members, some well respected senior. Have you been in on the massage she provided too all the other people who posted about her? One person makes a joke and thats your reply. Here is some food (like bacon) for thought.

I read back your 26 posts since being a member here and noticed something. You have not offered 1 shred of useful information. You insult people (some for insulting others) and just go along with what other people post and only ask questions. I think we have a Krispy Kreme shareholder in our midst.[/QUOTE]1. Your ass is showing. Read post # 8182, and the others, most of which do not fit your description. 2. Seniority of membership has nothing to do with character around here.

[QUOTE=Jj4159]Hey there guys,

I plan on going to an AMP (probably AAA Massage) this week, and am wondering what's usually offered on the flip? I'm fine with a good HJ, but then what's the normal tip for this? Also if any regulars of AAA could pm me with who they'd recommend for the massage it'd be much appreciated.

JJ (formerly Dr. Sid)[/QUOTE]I saw Hanna there yesterday, she is a small and older asian woman with a heavy accent. The massage was below average and she walked on my back they whole time. There was no rythem to it so it was just ackward and hard. The flip was a standard at a amp. She did not like to be touched.

[QUOTE=Phatpistol]I saw Hanna there yesterday, she is a small and older asian woman with a heavy accent. The massage was below average and she walked on my back they whole time. There was no rythem to it so it was just ackward and hard. The flip was a standard at a amp. She did not like to be touched.[/QUOTE]Sounds like heaven. I hope you left a tip that was equal to your service.

[QUOTE=Warpfactor69]Sounds like heaven. I hope you left a tip that was equal to your service.[/QUOTE]I did and she asked for more $. I told her that is all I had.

Saw this ad [url]http://orlando.craigslist.org/ths/1061241858.html[/url] in the therapeutic section and it looked interesting. The price seems kinda high but maybe it is worth it. I try not to ask often for any info but I would hate to shell out that kinda money for a massage and come away disappointed. If anyone knows anything could you either drop me a line or post it?

GP

[QUOTE=SingleMoms]I opted for the one hour massage. Real nice location. real clean, and comfortable. Personable girl, easy to talk to.

First of all, her picture is about 5 years old. The massage was not that great, on a scale of 1 to 10, a 5 tops. Too bad because I really needed a good massage. No chance whatsoever, at least for me, of any extras. She does have some nice tatas that are not off limits. HE at the finish was nothing special either, pretty mechanical. Not a bad experience, just nothing about it would make me want to repeat.[/QUOTE]I think it depends on the chemistry with her. I saw her several times a few years ago, and found her to be pleasant experience.

[QUOTE=Tex Cobb]1. Your ass is showing. Read post # 8182, and the others, most of which do not fit your description. 2. Seniority of membership has nothing to do with character around here.[/QUOTE]

Maybe you should read who has commented on Heather in the past before you open you pig mouth. Because your a major fucking hypocrite and have insulted some who you yourself have given the title of having character too in the past. Im not going too drop names in here because people can read back for themselves. Your to stupid too even cover your bases. Typical pig reply though, trying too justify why he isn't what he is. I bet you even PM'd people trying too make a case for yourself. Why would you care what others thought about you otherwise but too build trust? Your posts are generic and worthless. Your character has been too copy and reply and insult trying too "be cool", fit in and only asking a lot of questions. Sorry Shirlock.....Busted. I apologize board, I will not waste any more posts on Dunkin No-nuts and get back too the subject at hand. Although, I am sure he will have some childish, insult filled reply trying too once again justify why he isnt what he is. -MM.

I think we would all appreciate an open rsponse.

Thanks

[QUOTE=Grand Piano]Saw this ad [url]http://orlando.craigslist.org/ths/1061241858.html[/url] in the therapeutic section and it looked interesting. The price seems kinda high but maybe it is worth it. I try not to ask often for any info but I would hate to shell out that kinda money for a massage and come away disappointed. If anyone knows anything could you either drop me a line or post it?

GP[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=NC Wanderer]I bet the Orlando Massage Parlor Board cannot go a week without some sort of snide remark![/QUOTE]

My thanks to Tex Cobb and Moto Monger for proving me right once again!

"Moto Monger
Senior Member
Reports: 42 Mr Douchebag

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So your solution is too be a douchebag and add to it. Your a fucking hypocrite for making the original comment too begin with by insulting the board. Stay in NC if you dont like it. Your just as guilty of clogging the board. Twice now."

The above was a PM I received. I must appreciate the respect shown by using the Mr. salutation. Its guys like this that make Orlando so great!

Here we go again. Everyone yelling at each other and not providing any info regarding AMPs. By the way, has anyone gotten laid lately??? Everyone seems grumpy. Maybe everyone should go to see their favorite provider pronto!!

[QUOTE=Indian River]Here we go again. Everyone yelling at each other and not providing any info regarding AMPs. By the way, has anyone gotten laid lately??? Everyone seems grumpy. Maybe everyone should go to see their favorite provider pronto!![/QUOTE]
I had sex twice first thing this morning. Then I had a threesome early this evening following by mindblowing sex around 10:00. Of course, I am nowhere near Orlando. There, most guys just get HE at the AMPs.

BTW, keep them warm, I will be back soon!

[QUOTE=Exec Talent]I had sex twice this first thing this morning. Then I had a threesome early this evening following by mindblowing sex around 10:00. Of course, I am nowhere near Orlando. There, most guys just get HE at the AMPs.

BTW, keep them warm, I will be back soon![/QUOTE]

Sounds like my yearly trip to Bangkok!!! You should see the AMPs over there. No that's an AMP

[QUOTE=Loving302]I think we would all appreciate an open rsponse.

Thanks[/QUOTE]I never got any responses, public or private.

I will let you know how it turns out.

New here, but thought I would ask about a massage therapist name Jenna t that live close to lake mary. Its been a while since I saw her. Anyone know the Jenna I'm talking about?

Thanks

[QUOTE=Grand Piano]Saw this ad [url]http://orlando.craigslist.org/ths/1061241858.html[/url] in the therapeutic section and it looked interesting. The price seems kinda high but maybe it is worth it. I try not to ask often for any info but I would hate to shell out that kinda money for a massage and come away disappointed. If anyone knows anything could you either drop me a line or post it?

GP[/QUOTE]

Well since there are no reports on her, and I mean this in the nicest possible way, why dont you take one for the team as so many have done before you and provided all the information you see on this site, and report back? And I honestly mean no conflict by suggesting that. There is enough of it on this board, some of which I am guilty of. Trying too move on. Go see her, ad a report and get us back on track!

[QUOTE=Moto Monger]Well since there are no reports on her, and I mean this in the nicest possible way, why dont you take one for the team as so many have done before you and provided all the information you see on this site, and report back? And I honestly mean no conflict by suggesting that. There is enough of it on this board, some of which I am guilty of. Trying too move on. Go see her, ad a report and get us back on track![/QUOTE]Thats what I meant by I would report back.

She doesn't work weekends so there will be some delay.

[QUOTE=Moto Monger]Well since there are no reports on her, and I mean this in the nicest possible way, why dont you take one for the team as so many have done before you and provided all the information you see on this site, and report back? And I honestly mean no conflict by suggesting that. There is enough of it on this board, some of which I am guilty of. Trying too move on. Go see her, ad a report and get us back on track![/QUOTE]I'm not positive, but I think she used to advertise in the erotic section under the name Liz. I never saw her, so I can't say what service she provides or not, but further research for her on CL or TER may help.

[QUOTE=Highway100]New here, but thought I would ask about a massage therapist name Jenna t that live close to lake mary. Its been a while since I saw her. Anyone know the Jenna I'm talking about?

Thanks[/QUOTE]I believe I know the one you are talking about.

Although haven't seen her since she got married a few years back.

Went to Asahi on altamonte for the first time today. I paid for the 30 minute massage. I thought someone mentioned that they had TS there. Well I asked and was told no also I saw a girl named Penny and left unhappy. The massage was ok as soon as she came in she draped me and started right away, walked on my back a little and I was waiting for the flip instead she never asked and left the room so fast that I didn't even get a chance to ask. Not sure if I spooked her and she thought I was LE or what. I've heard good things about the place so what gives? Do you have to be there a few time and wait till they are comfortable with you? Anyone else have similar experience?

I have tried to hook up with her on more than one occasion. She only "works" a short time during the day. I believe 1 or 2 PM the latest and no weekends. This really limits the availability. She, also, doesn't leave a contact number with her emails.

Another Place For Services to check out.

[url]http://www.pamelamassage.com/index.html[/url]

Excuse the post if this has been discussed, but I've searched and seen nothing.

Anyone hear anything recently about Ginza in Fern Park? Seems like they've been dark for a while now. No OPEN sign lit. No lights in the entrance way. Are they done?

[QUOTE=Moonlightbiker]Excuse the post if this has been discussed, but I've searched and seen nothing.

Anyone hear anything recently about Ginza in Fern Park? Seems like they've been dark for a while now. No OPEN sign lit. No lights in the entrance way. Are they done?[/QUOTE]
Why not ask your good buddy Lilly?

[QUOTE=Down1]Another Place For Services to check out.

[url]http://www.pamelamassage.com/index.html[/url][/QUOTE]


I don't know if it's just me...

but if you go to the "Sensual Massage Picture Gallery" on that page, I swear I see Salma Hayek ("Vivian") and Catherine Zeta-Jones ("Angel"). How lame can people get? stealing celeb pics? wth? Especially the Catherine Zeta-Jones one, there's no doubt about it, it is her pic....


I'll pass.

[QUOTE=Musica329]Went to Asahi on altamonte for the first time today. I paid for the 30 minute massage. I thought someone mentioned that they had TS there. Well I asked and was told no also I saw a girl named Penny and left unhappy. The massage was ok as soon as she came in she draped me and started right away, walked on my back a little and I was waiting for the flip instead she never asked and left the room so fast that I didn't even get a chance to ask. Not sure if I spooked her and she thought I was LE or what. I've heard good things about the place so what gives? Do you have to be there a few time and wait till they are comfortable with you? Anyone else have similar experience?[/QUOTE]Sorry to hear it was not good. I have never seen Penny but have been going for years and have always left Happy. They ask if you want a TS and I usually do, so she was probably spooked. I always pay for the hour, maybe TS is only for the hour, ask. I have never in 5 years been draped in Asahi. The ladies are usually very good Massage wise, there has been Up-selling about 50% of the time but I am, a regular and can usually negotitate, YMMV. There has been a few over the years that do not include HE but they have been few and far between, and will not last. Good luck.

LH

[QUOTE=Sir Loin]I don't know if it's just me...

but if you go to the "Sensual Massage Picture Gallery" on that page, I swear I see Salma Hayek ("Vivian") and Catherine Zeta-Jones ("Angel"). How lame can people get? stealing celeb pics? wth? Especially the Catherine Zeta-Jones one, there's no doubt about it, it is her pic....


I'll pass.[/QUOTE]

If I'm understanding the first page, this place is just a clearing house so you can find a local massage provider. You sure as hell won't be getting a massage from that auburn-haired babe in the glasses.

"We have thousands of independent sensual massage providers..."
"Please note that we are not an escort service, but a member’s only service that provides exclusive access to practitioners who specialize in massage located in your area. Our practitioners are completely independent massage providers."

I think the picture gallery is just that, a place to look at photos of hot women, again no one that you would be acutally meeting.

As far as I can tell pamela's place is nothing more than a yellow pages or classified ads of massage providers.