The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2444640]I see these two "love birds" are at it again!

I got the scoop on that "dinner date" of theirs. Here's how that shit went down:

1. This is the Savanna that Chris5 thinks he will meet. She may have looked like that decades ago.

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2. Horny Chris5 gets ready for his date with the Bat-Shit Crazy Savanna.

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3. Savanna gets ready for her date with the young bull, Chris5. She needs to make sure there is ample room for the young bull to fit. At least that's what Chris5 would like us to believe, but he forgets what he once said about the pussy of gals like her: "pussy is probably old and loose anyway from the decade's of fucking".

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4. Chris5 proudly arrives, all decked out in the brand new suit he said he bought just for the occasion.

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5. After dinner, it's time for desert back at Savanna's place.

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6. Chris5 ends the skanky relationship rather quickly when he found out JUST how OLD his Sweet Savanna is. Little lasting power for our young bull, but we're all proud of him for trying this "decades old skank". As Chris5 himself once said: "OLD to me is typically any woman over 30 and also a woman with a decade or more experience in the hobby"!

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7. Chris5 doesn't want to go to sleep "empty-handed", so he turns to his best friend for relief.

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8. Meanwhile, back at the Oasis.

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Roll Tide, Roll!

Now I don't care who you are, that shit is FUNNY![/QUOTE]Rolling on the Floor laughing here. So freaking creative and brilliant!

[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2444640]I see these two "love birds" are at it again!

I got the scoop on that "dinner date" of theirs. Here's how that shit went down:

1. This is the Savanna that Chris5 thinks he will meet. She may have looked like that decades ago.

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2. Horny Chris5 gets ready for his date with the Bat-Shit Crazy Savanna.

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3. Savanna gets ready for her date with the young bull, Chris5. She needs to make sure there is ample room for the young bull to fit. At least that's what Chris5 would like us to believe, but he forgets what he once said about the pussy of gals like her: "pussy is probably old and loose anyway from the decade's of fucking".

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4. Chris5 proudly arrives, all decked out in the brand new suit he said he bought just for the occasion.

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5. After dinner, it's time for desert back at Savanna's place.

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6. Chris5 ends the skanky relationship rather quickly when he found out JUST how OLD his Sweet Savanna is. Little lasting power for our young bull, but we're all proud of him for trying this "decades old skank". As Chris5 himself once said: "OLD to me is typically any woman over 30 and also a woman with a decade or more experience in the hobby"!

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7. Chris5 doesn't want to go to sleep "empty-handed", so he turns to his best friend for relief.

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8. Meanwhile, back at the Oasis.

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Roll Tide, Roll!

Now I don't care who you are, that shit is FUNNY![/QUOTE]Now this was a great way to start out the morning. Nice job, man!

I don't post a lot and am fairly new to the neighborhood still. But I have been watching all the various shots being launched in this squabble and can't help but thinking that this one gets first place for the funniest shit I have seen yet in this ongoing soap opera. Keep up the good work guys.

[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2444640]I see these two "love birds" are at it again!

I got the scoop on that "dinner date" of theirs. Here's how that shit went down:

1. This is the Savanna that Chris5 thinks he will meet. She may have looked like that decades ago.

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2. Horny Chris5 gets ready for his date with the Bat-Shit Crazy Savanna.

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3. Savanna gets ready for her date with the young bull, Chris5. She needs to make sure there is ample room for the young bull to fit. At least that's what Chris5 would like us to believe, but he forgets what he once said about the pussy of gals like her: "pussy is probably old and loose anyway from the decade's of fucking".

[ATTACH=CONFIG]375556[/ATTACH]

4. Chris5 proudly arrives, all decked out in the brand new suit he said he bought just for the occasion.

[ATTACH=CONFIG]375557[/ATTACH]

5. After dinner, it's time for desert back at Savanna's place.

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6. Chris5 ends the skanky relationship rather quickly when he found out JUST how OLD his Sweet Savanna is. Little lasting power for our young bull, but we're all proud of him for trying this "decades old skank". As Chris5 himself once said: "OLD to me is typically any woman over 30 and also a woman with a decade or more experience in the hobby"!

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7. Chris5 doesn't want to go to sleep "empty-handed", so he turns to his best friend for relief.

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8. Meanwhile, back at the Oasis.

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Roll Tide, Roll!

Now I don't care who you are, that shit is FUNNY![/QUOTE]

Damn, Yrag just dropped the proverbial mic and walked away.

[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2444640]I see these two "love birds" are at it again!

I got the scoop on that "dinner date" of theirs. Here's how that shit went down:

1. This is the Savanna that Chris5 thinks he will meet. She may have looked like that decades ago.

[ATTACH=CONFIG]375554[/ATTACH]

2. Horny Chris5 gets ready for his date with the Bat-Shit Crazy Savanna.

[ATTACH=CONFIG]375555[/ATTACH]

3. Savanna gets ready for her date with the young bull, Chris5. She needs to make sure there is ample room for the young bull to fit. At least that's what Chris5 would like us to believe, but he forgets what he once said about the pussy of gals like her: "pussy is probably old and loose anyway from the decade's of fucking".

[ATTACH=CONFIG]375556[/ATTACH]

4. Chris5 proudly arrives, all decked out in the brand new suit he said he bought just for the occasion.

[ATTACH=CONFIG]375557[/ATTACH]

5. After dinner, it's time for desert back at Savanna's place.

[ATTACH=CONFIG]375558[/ATTACH]

6. Chris5 ends the skanky relationship rather quickly when he found out JUST how OLD his Sweet Savanna is. Little lasting power for our young bull, but we're all proud of him for trying this "decades old skank". As Chris5 himself once said: "OLD to me is typically any woman over 30 and also a woman with a decade or more experience in the hobby"!

[ATTACH=CONFIG]375559[/ATTACH]

7. Chris5 doesn't want to go to sleep "empty-handed", so he turns to his best friend for relief.

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8. Meanwhile, back at the Oasis.

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Roll Tide, Roll!

Now I don't care who you are, that shit is FUNNY![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2444640]I see these two "love birds" are at it again!

I got the scoop on that "dinner date" of theirs. Here's how that shit went down:

1. This is the Savanna that Chris5 thinks he will meet. She may have looked like that decades ago.

[ATTACH=CONFIG]375554[/ATTACH]

2. Horny Chris5 gets ready for his date with the Bat-Shit Crazy Savanna.

[ATTACH=CONFIG]375555[/ATTACH]

3. Savanna gets ready for her date with the young bull, Chris5. She needs to make sure there is ample room for the young bull to fit. At least that's what Chris5 would like us to believe, but he forgets what he once said about the pussy of gals like her: "pussy is probably old and loose anyway from the decade's of fucking".

[ATTACH=CONFIG]375556[/ATTACH]

4. Chris5 proudly arrives, all decked out in the brand new suit he said he bought just for the occasion.

[ATTACH=CONFIG]375557[/ATTACH]

5. After dinner, it's time for desert back at Savanna's place.

[ATTACH=CONFIG]375558[/ATTACH]

6. Chris5 ends the skanky relationship rather quickly when he found out JUST how OLD his Sweet Savanna is. Little lasting power for our young bull, but we're all proud of him for trying this "decades old skank". As Chris5 himself once said: "OLD to me is typically any woman over 30 and also a woman with a decade or more experience in the hobby"!

[ATTACH=CONFIG]375559[/ATTACH]

7. Chris5 doesn't want to go to sleep "empty-handed", so he turns to his best friend for relief.

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8. Meanwhile, back at the Oasis.

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Roll Tide, Roll!

Now I don't care who you are, that shit is FUNNY![/QUOTE]Yragyu or whatever the fuck your name is, Dude you have way to much time on your hands! I personally did not find the post funny at all. I thought it was rather silly and immature for an old Viagra dick like yourself. I really do think you should be ashamed of yourself dude. Savanna is a lovely woman who can more than defend herself. I thought your comments were pretty sick and tasteless.

[QUOTE=TomJon276;2445210]I don't post a lot and am fairly new to the neighborhood still. But I have been watching all the various shots being launched in this squabble and can't help but thinking that this one gets first place for the funniest shit I have seen yet in this ongoing soap opera. Keep up the good work guys.[/QUOTE]Dude take some advice and take your 11 post ass out of the trap. LOL! This thread is not for the weak. Only the strong survive.

[QUOTE=AncientOne;2445102]Rolling on the Floor laughing here. So freaking creative and brilliant![/QUOTE]Hey there Mr distinguished monger! I think you as well are in the wrong thread.

[QUOTE=Alligator19;2445240]Damn, Yrag just dropped the proverbial mic and walked away.[/QUOTE]Is it just me or do you really have a lot of jealous mongers hating on you? Certain mongers on here can't seem to keep your name out of there mouth sweetheart.

Just sayin.

VS,

It is not my intent to question the justice system in her case. And I certainly believe in all I read that, if she had taken it to trial she may very well have won a "self defense" argument. That said, it would have take a couple years to bring to trial and, as it was, she spent minimum time in jail.

Also, I do not want to minimize the plight of abused women in our society. I have a very soft spot for all ladies in this situation. Please accept my apology as I believe we have a misunderstanding going here and that should not be.

As for being judged by a jury of my peers, I think I might pick a trial by judge. After all, I am just an old horse thief and I would not want a jury of 12 horse thieves deciding my fate.

Just sayin'.

C3.

[QUOTE=VerySlowly;2444705]She got that plea deal with a PUBLIC DEFENDER as her attorney. It was in the links I sent you and and I specifically pointed it out to you. I'll be happy to send anyone else the same information.

Sometimes you're just wrong bro, learn to admit it. Ever think she just might have been justified (Her face was smacked) and took the deal rather than go before a jury of central Florida intellectuals and risk everything.

Who wants to be judged by 12 people who aren't smart enough to get off jury duty.

VS.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Chris5;2445573]Yragyu or whatever the fuck your name is, Dude you have way to much time on your hands! I personally did not find the post funny at all. I thought it was rather silly and immature for an old Viagra dick like yourself. I really do think you should be ashamed of yourself dude. Savanna is a lovely woman who can more than defend herself. I thought your comments were pretty sick and tasteless.[/QUOTE]We would expect that Angry Young Chris is humorless. Probably went straight over your head.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2445631]VS,

It is not my intent to question the justice system in her case. And I certainly believe in all I read that, if she had taken it to trial she may very well have won a "self defense" argument. That said, it would have take a couple years to bring to trial and, as it was, she spent minimum time in jail.

Also, I do not want to minimize the plight of abused women in our society. I have a very soft spot for all ladies in this situation. Please accept my apology as I believe we have a misunderstanding going here and that should not be.

As for being judged by a jury of my peers, I think I might pick a trial by judge. After all, I am just an old horse thief and I would not want a jury of 12 horse thieves deciding my fate.

Just sayin'.

C3.[/QUOTE]Everything is cool, a monger mistakenly said she was in jail for murder.

I felt the need to defend her in some way, the reason she became interested in guns in the first place is she was being stalked by a (Now deceased) member of the board. She reached out to me and several guys I communicate with on here wanted to "teach him a lesson" but in discussing it, it made no sense to put our lives in jeopardy (Even talking about it is a conspiracy). She was afraid to involve LE so she decided to arm herself and she told me she had a weapon within reach everywhere in her house. She lived out in the country.

Everything seemed to cool off, the stalker moved on to several girls on the coast (one sent me a BBCIP video that this guy was intimidating girls into doing with him and filming it.) Her and two other girls were scared to death of him. And then all of a sudden a monger from the coast sent me a link in 2013 to Shelby's personal tragedy. On the other hand if she had no protection it might have been her that died that night, statistically that's the more likely outcome.

I hope she works through it, it isn't going to be easy for her and her kids.

VS.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2445573]It's really not that funny at all.

Yragyu or whatever the fuck your name is, Dude you have way to much time on your hands! I personally did not find the post funny at all. I thought it was rather silly and immature for an old Viagra dick like yourself. I really do think you should be ashamed of yourself dude. Savanna is a lovely woman who can more than defend herself. I thought your comments were pretty sick and tasteless.[/QUOTE]Dude! It's really not that funny at all? Really?

I don't care WHO you are, that shit was FUNNY! Well, at least everybody else (except for douche bags like you) sure thought so!

Chris5, you are so GAY. Everyone else realizes that this was not an attack on Savanna, but rather a big dump on YOU! Even your sweetheart Savanna is sitting back, rolling on the floor, and laughing uncontrollably at you right now. HINT: Her first response to it was that she thought she had posted her real age in her ads. Yeah, the Mic got dropped on YOU, douche bag, but you're too Full Of Shit to realize it.

You are JUST like our Founding Fathers! This country was founded by a group of slave owners who told us that all men are created equal. That is what's known as being ASTONISHINGLY, SPECTACULARLY Full Of Shit! You sure seem to fit that description.

You must also be related to the guy who coined the phrase "Buyer Beware", because that guy, too, was bleeding from the asshole!

[QUOTE=SquareDick;2443354]And I owe you some apologies as well. I canshthe theould havet type much before now but I'll haveget bterriblk withnuclear Haiti's you on Thursday. Take somebody to dinner who's not so much of an asshole.[/QUOTE]First my taunt of "see if I get banned" was childish and uncalled for. Fortunately, you rose above it let me know I was being a douche without going Medieval on my ass. A Wild Turkey was gobbling in my ear that night and pecking on my head the next morning. 2nd, I should have run it by you before I posted such a "radical" idea.

But that's it. You're wrong about me trying to ingratiate myself with the girls here. If I wanted to do that I would I done what you had suggested, reinvented my self and wrote candy coated reviews of every advertiser here. Maybe I already have. I will agree that the thread is unnecessary. If more girls would reply to reviews and the providers would take them as references. But more likely the girls are just using that as an excuse to deny mongers who have written negative reviews. So be it.

And of all the objections to the thread, I have yet to hear one reason. What are these girls going to say that is so terrifying? Micropenis? Halitosis? I for one ain't afraid of bunch of girls.

Well this started out as an apology-you're a stand up guy A2.

[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2445915]Dude! It's really not that funny at all? Really?

I don't care WHO you are, that shit was FUNNY! Well, at least everybody else (except for douche bags like you) sure thought so!

Chris5, you are so GAY. Everyone else realizes that this was not an attack on Savanna, but rather a big dump on YOU! Even your sweetheart Savanna is sitting back, rolling on the floor, and laughing uncontrollably at you right now. HINT: Her first response to it was that she thought she had posted her real age in her ads. Yeah, the Mic got dropped on YOU, douche bag, but you're too Full Of Shit to realize it.

You are JUST like our Founding Fathers! This country was founded by a group of slave owners who told us that all men are created equal. That is what's known as being ASTONISHINGLY, SPECTACULARLY Full Of Shit! You sure seem to fit that description.

You must also be related to the guy who coined the phrase "Buyer Beware", because that guy, too, was bleeding from the asshole![/QUOTE]And no, it's not that funny. And if you think Savanna's pussy is loose then you just don't have enough meat to stuff that sausage casing.

Don't get excited Chris?, I still think you're an idiot.

[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2445915]Dude! It's really not that funny at all? Really?

I don't care WHO you are, that shit was FUNNY! Well, at least everybody else (except for douche bags like you) sure thought so!

Chris5, you are so GAY. Everyone else realizes that this was not an attack on Savanna, but rather a big dump on YOU! Even your sweetheart Savanna is sitting back, rolling on the floor, and laughing uncontrollably at you right now. HINT: Her first response to it was that she thought she had posted her real age in her ads. Yeah, the Mic got dropped on YOU, douche bag, but you're too Full Of Shit to realize it.

You are JUST like our Founding Fathers! This country was founded by a group of slave owners who told us that all men are created equal. That is what's known as being ASTONISHINGLY, SPECTACULARLY Full Of Shit! You sure seem to fit that description.

You must also be related to the guy who coined the phrase "Buyer Beware", because that guy, too, was bleeding from the asshole![/QUOTE]I'm a douche? I will not give you any credibility as I do know that all my posts generate a lot of activity on this thread. You're a fucking asshole and I will NOT respond to your childish antics fool!

Grow up old man!

[QUOTE=SquareDick;2446067]And no, it's not that funny. And if you think Savanna's pussy is loose then you just don't have enough meat to stuff that sausage casing.

Don't get excited Chris?, I still think you're an idiot.[/QUOTE]Dude please just stop talking already. Retire already!

[QUOTE=SquareDick;2446067]And no, it's not that funny. And if you think Savanna's pussy is loose then you just don't have enough meat to stuff that sausage casing.

Don't get excited Chris?, I still think you're an idiot.[/QUOTE]I love when 2 douchebags call each other out. Fucking priceless.

First, yes it was fucking funny as shit.

Second, Savanna is actually a sweetheart in person. She can bust balls with the rest of us which is why she is still here and usually the instigator. I've had breakfast, lunch and dreamt with her. This lady can handle her own and laugh at anything we throw her. She will then have fun with it and forget about it.

3rd, yes Chris5 you are a douche. Your not even close to being in Swags league and generally just try to piss everyone off and aren't real funny about it. It seems your are trying to learn but your just a short NY nerd with NY beer bar mentality. Big man behind the keyboard. Keep going and try to get all that pussy for 40 bucks. Brandi is gone you might have to dip into the pocket a little or start threatening bad reviews to the girls. I've never seem so many posts and so many in one day that actually doesn't review shit. You comment. That's your thing.

4th. Squaredick- you pulled a little temporary douchebag move, got spanked a little by A2 and put in the penalty box. But your not a real douchebag, next week you'll be out of the box and all will be fine.

Now, let's see the respose this gets. If you laugh and take it with a grain of salt great, you passed. If your offended or feel this is a personal attack and not funny then go to your wife, SP, girlfriend and getting your fucking balls back!!

DSM.

While I don't have thousands of posts to my name, mainly because I own my own business and don't have hours to dick around on the computer like some dick's do, and only dream occasionally, such as when I feel like it. Funny is funny. Get over yourself. When they add the prefix ADMIN to your name then I'll really give a crap about your opinion.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2445578]Dude take some advice and take your 11 post ass out of the trap. LOL! This thread is not for the weak. Only the strong survive.[/QUOTE]

Guys,

If you haven't read it already, you have to read Crazy Heather's latest review. Do the chicks not know that even the least literate of us can read through this shit?

Face it, no chick can write like a guy. And no guy would be happy with the service described in this flowery work of fiction.

So, here is an open statement to Heather. Provide good, consistent service at a fair donation and your dance card will be full. Continue to attempt to stick foreign objects into guy's asses and not fuck them and your clientele will be limited to those with serious mommy issues.

It's the chicks that make us feel like we are the only guy in the world that consistently are the most difficult to book a date with because they are busy. Marketing 101.

Just sayin'.

C3.

As I scrolled thru today's ads of all my esteemed, beautiful, stellar colleagues, who consistently day and day out provide a+ SERVICE to our members I stumbled upon an ed from one who just retired now asking for something for nothing, a handout. Damn girl, you can't have your cake and eat it too! Take that shit somewhere else. That is an provider advertisement section not the welfare line. Or even better get a job if you don't be in the hobby anymore.

Just sayin'.

Xoxo.

Paige.

[QUOTE=DsmMedia1;2446429]I love when 2 douchebags call each other out. Fucking priceless.

First, yes it was fucking funny as shit.

Second, Savanna is actually a sweetheart in person. She can bust balls with the rest of us which is why she is still here and usually the instigator. I've had breakfast, lunch and dreamt with her. This lady can handle her own and laugh at anything we throw her. She will then have fun with it and forget about it.

3rd, yes Chris5 you are a douche. Your not even close to being in Swags league and generally just try to piss everyone off and aren't real funny about it. It seems your are trying to learn but your just a short NY nerd with NY beer bar mentality. Big man behind the keyboard. Keep going and try to get all that pussy for 40 bucks. Brandi is gone you might have to dip into the pocket a little or start threatening bad reviews to the girls. I've never seem so many posts and so many in one day that actually doesn't review shit. You comment. That's your thing.

4th. Squaredick- you pulled a little temporary douchebag move, got spanked a little by A2 and put in the penalty box. But your not a real douchebag, next week you'll be out of the box and all will be fine.

Now, let's see the respose this gets. If you laugh and take it with a grain of salt great, you passed. If your offended or feel this is a personal attack and not funny then go to your wife, SP, girlfriend and getting your fucking balls back!!

DSM.[/QUOTE]Dude I will once again as I have done a few times to other clowns on this board, TRY and give you some advice. You more than likely will slap my hand away as other assholes on this board have done. I went back and read thru your posts and most are all pretty much garbage posts! You seem to be in love with dahlia? Your ATF is an SP you do know that right? I don't give a damm if she has five regular jobs outside the hobby. She is still an SP who sucks dick and fucks for money! Yet you praise her and advertise for her douche bag! She's an SP just like Brandi! Don't get it twisted dude. You brag about being in marketing, really? Who cares? Does that make you smarter or dumber? I personally have never been a fan of yours and your dumb ass posts. Seems you try to hard to FIT in and I don't give a shit about your marketing degree, you're still a fucking douch bag. LOL.

So here's my advice to dsm.

1) Learn to sometimes just STFU! No one really cares what you think or do.

2) Your atf is a SP! Stop talking about her as she is your wife. She will fuck Donald duck if the money is right. You're nothing special!

3) Maybe you should worry less about Chris and more about you.

4) admit you're a douche bag and accept it.

I guarantee this post from me about your dumb ass will generate more views for you than ANY post you have ever written on this board asshole! Why? Because my name is in it! Mr marketing genius!

I really should go back and read the massive amount of reviews written by you guys praising the talents of Brandii. This is the doe-eyed cutie that gave pretty good head and had all you guys fooled into thinking that was the definition of GFE. How many put her on your favorite three list? Geeze, the notes praising her and how much you guys would miss her when she announced her retirement was a bit overboard, IMHO.

Well, it appears it is now time for you guys to step up to the plate and prove something. It appears Brandii wants to buy a car and wants all her good friends on here to donate to the cause.

As a reminder, you guys blasted me when I called her "average" but a "good value" in an honest review, in contradiction to all the reviews saying she was the Holy Grail. She even called me out on it. I have seen her a few times because service was consistent and reasonable. Some of you guys fell in love with her. No issue, it is just a fact. Fall for whoever you want to.

And, yes, I have bought her lunch.

Well, I, for one, will donate to her car fund. How about you? Who else will step up? That would be Johah1, Chris5, ImChillz, Criedieki, Pditty007, maybe others. And, Cris5, since you listed her at least seven times on your favorite 3 list you should open your cheap ass wallet the most for her.

I have written to her offering my assistance. It will be interesting to see how far this goes.

C3.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2446532]Dude I will once again as I have done a few times to other clowns on this board, TRY and give you some advice. You more than likely will slap my hand away as other assholes on this board have done. I went back and read thru your posts and most are all pretty much garbage posts! You seem to be in love with dahlia? Your ATF is an SP you do know that right? I don't give a damm if she has five regular jobs outside the hobby. She is still an SP who sucks dick and fucks for money! Yet you praise her and advertise for her douche bag! She's an SP just like Brandi! Don't get it twisted dude. You brag about being in marketing, really? Who cares? Does that make you smarter or dumber? I personally have never been a fan of yours and your dumb ass posts. Seems you try to hard to FIT in and I don't give a shit about your marketing degree, you're still a fucking douch bag. LOL.

So here's my advice to dsm.

1) Learn to sometimes just STFU! No one really cares what you think or do.

2) Your atf is a SP! Stop talking about her as she is your wife. She will fuck Donald duck if the money is right. You're nothing special!

3) Maybe you should worry less about Chris and more about you.

4) admit you're a douche bag and accept it.

I guarantee this post from me about your dumb ass will generate more views for you than ANY post you have ever written on this board asshole! Why? Because my name is in it! Mr marketing genius![/QUOTE]Your favorite is Brandii, that basically sums it up for most on the board. She is sweet, don't get me wrong but when an SP says she can DT and can't then quick bragging about (oh, I promise, I can handle it this time, and I'm average size) I really didn't expect it though for 20 or 40 bucks depending if she needed rent, but both times I figured I'd at least finish after 30 minutes. She couldn't even do that. Yes, Dahlia is my current ATF but she's a SP, and don't confuse cumming with love. She gets better reviews than your little girl but then again real mongers go see her or the others or at least try. Why don't you check out the guys who review her and some of the other SPs over 40 bucks. I also don't review every fucking time like you did with Brandi because I'm allowed to see other good SPs. Degrees? Seriously, that's what you got out of it from the post. Now people are laughing more at that. You made a funny. Good boy, Congrats, they're laughing at you now. What happened to I'm only seeing under 30 thin hot chicks? Guess beggars can be choosers. Your comment about you getting more views is the exact problem people have for you. It's about you and shit, and how many people comment on you, not about what you do for the board. My point was also how much you were going to post today, you did exactly what all expect. You're the Easiest bait in the world. Go respond, you can't help it. For me, I've already stepped on the ant and won't continue this or look back.

The out.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2446537]I really should go back and read the massive amount of reviews written by you guys praising the talents of Brandii. This is the doe-eyed cutie that gave pretty good head and had all you guys fooled into thinking that was the definition of GFE. How many put her on your favorite three list? Geeze, the notes praising her and how much you guys would miss her when she announced her retirement was a bit overboard, IMHO.

Well, it appears it is now time for you guys to step up to the plate and prove something. It appears Brandii wants to buy a car and wants all her good friends on here to donate to the cause.

As a reminder, you guys blasted me when I called her "average" but a "good value" in an honest review, in contradiction to all the reviews saying she was the Holy Grail. She even called me out on it. I have seen her a few times because service was consistent and reasonable. Some of you guys fell in love with her. No issue, it is just a fact. Fall for whoever you want to.

And, yes, I have bought her lunch.

Well, I, for one, will donate to her car fund. How about you? Who else will step up? That would be Johah1, Chris5, ImChillz, Criedieki, Pditty007, maybe others. And, Cris5, since you listed her at least seven times on your favorite 3 list you should open your cheap ass wallet the most for her.

I have written to her offering my assistance. It will be interesting to see how far this goes.

C3.[/QUOTE]Nice girl.

Tired hard. Talent level>Meh. A one and done. She texted me a couple times.

I responded with a "let me know when your ready to open up your menu and I'll be back". Belch. Have not went back.

[QUOTE=DsmMedia1;2446585]Your favorite is Brandii, that basically sums it up for most on the board. She is sweet, don't get me wrong but when an SP says she can DT and can't then quick bragging about (oh, I promise, I can handle it this time, and I'm average size) I really didn't expect it though for 20 or 40 bucks depending if she needed rent, but both times I figured I'd at least finish after 30 minutes. She couldn't even do that. Yes, Dahlia is my current ATF but she's a SP, and don't confuse cumming with love. She gets better reviews than your little girl but then again real mongers go see her or the others or at least try. Why don't you check out the guys who review her and some of the other SPs over 40 bucks. I also don't review every fucking time like you did with Brandi because I'm allowed to see other good SPs. Degrees? Seriously, that's what you got out of it from the post. Now people are laughing more at that. You made a funny. Good boy, Congrats, they're laughing at you now. What happened to I'm only seeing under 30 thin hot chicks? Guess beggars can be choosers. Your comment about you getting more views is the exact problem people have for you. It's about you and shit, and how many people comment on you, not about what you do for the board. My point was also how much you were going to post today, you did exactly what all expect. You're the Easiest bait in the world. Go respond, you can't help it. For me, I've already stepped on the ant and won't continue this or look back.

The out.[/QUOTE]I once again offer my advice and yet again my hand is slapped away. I am done giving you advice douche bag. You're on your own.

[QUOTE=PaigeSweetStuf;2446529]As I scrolled thru today's ads of all my esteemed, beautiful, stellar colleagues, who consistently day and day out provide a+ SERVICE to our members I stumbled upon an ed from one who just retired now asking for something for nothing, a handout. Damn girl, you can't have your cake and eat it too! Take that shit somewhere else. That is an provider advertisement section not the welfare line. Or even better get a job if you don't be in the hobby anymore.

Just sayin'.

Xoxo.

Paige.[/QUOTE]I gave a lot of thought on how I would word this response to Paige and also C3. Very good discussion. I am not a fan at all of Paige and especially C3 but when someone writes a post and they are correct then I must give credit. Paige is absolutely correct in her post! I absolutely ADORE Brandi! But there is nothing FREE in this world. C3 is fair game for taking a jab at me because I have bragged about her a lot and listed her a lot as my ATF which is true. How fucking ever! LOL! My wallet is tight and I admit I'm a cheap bastard! I will not donate to any cause where I am not at minimum getting my dick sucked! Sorry Brandi. Still love you but if you want to do an actual date then I'm ready when you are.

I am not a nice guy. C3 is a nice man! That's why all the girls love him. Nothing wrong with that. Why don't you just buy her the whole damm car C3? YOU can afford it. LOL! Men who donate to causes like this will never be truly respected by any SP! So donate all you want. In this case my fucking wallet stays closed!

[QUOTE=PaigeSweetStuf;2446529]As I scrolled thru today's ads of all my esteemed, beautiful, stellar colleagues, who consistently day and day out provide a+ SERVICE to our members I stumbled upon an ed from one who just retired now asking for something for nothing, a handout. Damn girl, you can't have your cake and eat it too! Take that shit somewhere else. That is an provider advertisement section not the welfare line. Or even better get a job if you don't be in the hobby anymore.

Just sayin'.

Xoxo.

Paige.[/QUOTE]Couldn't agree more!
Let a monger ask a provider to donate money to him and see how that turns out.

Full disclosure.

I don't know Brandii. I've not had the chance to experience the pleasure of her company. I've not experienced Brittney's company, either.

Curiously, both of these ladies have ads up today asking hobbyists for a little help with their respective projects. One request, though very sweetly written, is basically asking for a donation without any sort of services rendered for whatever reason. The other is an offer to put in some work in exchange for a little assistance.

To build off of Paige's point. I think I can guess which approach will be more successful?

[QUOTE=PaigeSweetStuf;2446529]As I scrolled thru today's ads of all my esteemed, beautiful, stellar colleagues, who consistently day and day out provide a+ SERVICE to our members I stumbled upon an ed from one who just retired now asking for something for nothing, a handout. Damn girl, you can't have your cake and eat it too! Take that shit somewhere else. That is an provider advertisement section not the welfare line. Or even better get a job if you don't be in the hobby anymore.

Just sayin'.

Xoxo.

Paige.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Chris5;2446650]I once again offer my advice and yet again my hand is slapped away. I am done giving you advice douche bag. You're on your own.[/QUOTE]Dude, I think your mother must have dropped you on your head when you were a baby! Maybe even SEVERAL times.

I will admit that you are very often the first to offer your advice to others, but what you seem to have a real hard time understanding, even though you've been told this many times, in may ways, is that no one wants your advice, nor do they care about ANYTHING that comes out of your cocksucker!

So, my advice to you is to take your OWN advice and STFU, because no one on here cares about anything YOU have to say.

And just to be clear, I bad-talked Savanna in my original post only to bait YOU, douche bag, because you were SO in love with her. I think most others understood that, but it just flew right over your head. Yes, Chris5, you are SO smart!

I have spent time with Savanna before, and I too like Savanna. So I publicly apologize to Savanna for the way I used her in my original post, but I think she already realized my intent, because she has been suspiciously pretty much silent on the whole situation. Guess she's much too busy laughing at YOU, Chris5, to respond!

So douche bag, take your own advice and STFU, because no one cares what you have to say!

[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2446907]Dude, I think your mother must have dropped you on your head when you were a baby! Maybe even SEVERAL times.

I will admit that you are very often the first to offer your advice to others, but what you seem to have a real hard time understanding, even though you've been told this many times, in may ways, is that no one wants your advice, nor do they care about ANYTHING that comes out of your cocksucker!

So, my advice to you is to take your OWN advice and STFU, because no one on here cares about anything YOU have to say.

And just to be clear, I bad-talked Savanna in my original post only to bait YOU, douche bag, because you were SO in love with her. I think most others understood that, but it just flew right over your head. Yes, Chris5, you are SO smart!

I have spent time with Savanna before, and I too like Savanna. So I publicly apologize to Savanna for the way I used her in my original post, but I think she already realized my intent, because she has been suspiciously pretty much silent on the whole situation. Guess she's much too busy laughing at YOU, Chris5, to respond!

So douche bag, take your own advice and STFU, because no one cares what you have to say![/QUOTE]So let me get this straight yang, You intentionally TRY and attack me but you by ACCIDENT bad talked Savanna? Not only did you bad talk her, you by your post and pictures really tried to embarrass and humiliate her dude! All to attack ME? Are you as dumb as your fucking name dude? You then go on to say you and Savannah have spent time together before and I too like Savanna and you have dreamed with Savannah and blah blah blah! You publicly try and apologize to her but still continue to down her. If you want to attack me that's fine dude! You better get in fucking line dude! I have a very long line of mother fuckers that don't like me! I could care less BUT for you to treat Savanna your friend that way is insane and you really should be ashamed of yourself! That post was horrible the way you portrayed her dude! I'm sure you and your other buddies on here all had a big laugh! At ME of course! LOL! With friends like you asshole Savannah sure does not need any fucking enemies!

Just saying.

You made an complete ass of yourself yang!!

[QUOTE=Chris5;2447052]So let me get this straight <clip>

Just saying.
You made an complete ass of yourself yang!![/QUOTE]I take back what I said earlier. I no longer think your mother dropped you on your head. I think she threw your douche bag ass down a whole flight of stairs, and your head hit every step on the way down. Even your mother knew you were a royal douche bag way back then.

Get a grip. What is your major malfunction, douche bag? Didn't mommy and daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?

It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mamma's ass, and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!

STFU already, douche bag! No one cares what you have to say.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2446537]I really should go back and read the massive amount of reviews written by you guys praising the talents of Brandii. This is the doe-eyed cutie that gave pretty good head and had all you guys fooled into thinking that was the definition of GFE. How many put her on your favorite three list? Geeze, the notes praising her and how much you guys would miss her when she announced her retirement was a bit overboard, IMHO.

Well, it appears it is now time for you guys to step up to the plate and prove something. It appears Brandii wants to buy a car and wants all her good friends on here to donate to the cause.

As a reminder, you guys blasted me when I called her "average" but a "good value" in an honest review, in contradiction to all the reviews saying she was the Holy Grail. She even called me out on it. I have seen her a few times because service was consistent and reasonable. Some of you guys fell in love with her. No issue, it is just a fact. Fall for whoever you want to.

And, yes, I have bought her lunch.

Well, I, for one, will donate to her car fund. How about you? Who else will step up? That would be Johah1, Chris5, ImChillz, Criedieki, Pditty007, maybe others. And, Cris5, since you listed her at least seven times on your favorite 3 list you should open your cheap ass wallet the most for her.

I have written to her offering my assistance. It will be interesting to see how far this goes.

C3.[/QUOTE]My new 2015 Camro needs to be paided off, any donations will help I Provide GFE FULL SERVICE LOL.

[QUOTE=PaigeSweetStuf;2446529]As I scrolled thru today's ads of all my esteemed, beautiful, stellar colleagues, who consistently day and day out provide a+ SERVICE to our members I stumbled upon an ed from one who just retired now asking for something for nothing, a handout. Damn girl, you can't have your cake and eat it too! Take that shit somewhere else. That is an provider advertisement section not the welfare line. Or even better get a job if you don't be in the hobby anymore.

Just sayin'.

Xoxo.

Paige.[/QUOTE]I just bought a new 2015 camro I still owe 26,000 who can help me? I Provide GFE SERVICES Full service pretty anything you want Expect BBFS I could use all the help!! I m not asking for any hand out.

A favorite button on this thing?

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I fucking told you about this when you reported the fucking post. Notice this post is in blue, it's not me the friendly grouchy monger, this is me the admin and I fucking told you to not drag me into this stupidity.

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Usually ends up bad. If some of you want to contribute to Brandi's car fund, then do it. Just understand between both of you that you do not expect anything in return or expect to be paid back. Whatever any of you do, do not think that it's an advance on future dreams, even if it's for only getting more time, or more services, etc.

There's an old saying that is very true: you never, ever want an SP to owe you anything. More than likely, you will never get what you are owed and you will never see the SP again. She will avoid you like the plague. My. 02.

[QUOTE=MissMurno69;2447117]I just bought a new 2015 camro I still owe 26,000 who can help me? I Provide GFE SERVICES Full service pretty anything you want Expect BBFS I could use all the help!! I m not asking for any hand out.[/QUOTE]I need another surgery on my hand to remove a tumor that is effecting my main nerve, not sure if it's malignant or benign until they are actually in there. My out of pocket expense of $2500 isn't met yet so I must pay 10% of the surgeons bill plus 10% to the surgery center. Just Sayin'.

Love To ALL.

Xoxo Ashley.

Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.

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I fucking told you about this when you reported the fucking post. Notice this post is in blue, it's not me the friendly grouchy monger, this is me the admin and I fucking told you to not drag me into this stupidity.

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]Were you mumbling something here in the Rat Trap again, Chrissy?

You should go post in the Escort Classified Ads section where you belong, douche bag, with all the other little girls!

Looks like somebody went crying to daddy to please stop the car, and got spanked for being such a little girl!

If you can't take the heat, you don't belong in the Rat Trap, douche bag!

Going to start referring to you as Sissy Chrissy!