Massage Parlor Reports

Advertising on CL implying new ownership or something of that nature. Offering $25 / hr.

I'll just get to the point. F'ugly provider, average massage, reasonably clean, not a happy experience.

Oddly enough, as I was leaving, I noticed a plain unmarked white Econoline van in the parking lot with tinted windows. And on the street just to the side was an unmarked silver Lincoln / Mercury car (can't remember the model type). The ugly azz kind the po's used to cruise in. Again with full tint. I meant to cruise around to check the plates, but just bounced and headed out.

But I had to LOL, because this joint definitely isn't worth staking out; if anything of that nature was going on. Probably just a coincidence. Elections are over, after all.

God what a mistake. 50 plus yr old, just plain scarey therapist. Bad teeth, old clothes and I felt I was in the China's back country. Massagi was a 4. 5, place was dirty.

$31. 00 and left never to return again.

What a crappy report to report for my inagural 500th post. Eshhhhhhhhhhh shoulda know better and left.

Avoid!

PC out

HT hot girls. Anywhere else older mostly worthless. Great tip right? Like theres been a choice.

$31? Were they having a sale?

Sounds like the old prostitute joke "Who gave you the dollar?" "They all did."

[QUOTE=Pcpc1688; 1093557]God what a mistake. 50 plus yr old, just plain scarey therapist. Bad teeth, old clothes and I felt I was in the China's back country. Massagi was a 4. 5, place was dirty.

$31. 00 and left never to return again.

What a crappy report to report for my inagural 500th post. Eshhhhhhhhhhh shoulda know better and left.

Avoid!

PC out[/QUOTE]Too bad they are all Korean and have maybe been in the USA since before you were born!

W.

[QUOTE=Cocomo; 1088223]Saw this ad on BP [url]http://losangeles.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/v-relaxation-at-its-best-v-22/12033348[/url] And decided to check it out on the way home.

Call the number before I head over there, a lady answers the phone with not so good English say. 4 for the door fee and told me the address but the way she spell out the street name was not even closed but I did manager to wrote down the cross street and input them into my gps.

Got there and was greet by a Latina lady in her 30's well English spoken (what the hack with the phone call earlier, gave her the door fee for a 30 min session she ask me which treatment I like (they put up brochures on the counter) and told me they don't do by hand all done with machines (this is not a good sign, I done some research before I call them and I found 1 review was pretty attempting but I'm not going to spending my hard earn $ for not so promising session.

May be the lady was being caution because they just open up or may be they only cater to Hispanic customer, I don't know. Has any one check out this joint and got a HE at the end please report home.

Well, I still needed a release so I went just few blocks down the street to a AMP I visited while back, the Mamasan recognize me and gave me a big hug I pay her the door fee show me the room.

Got myself comfortable waiting for the girl to come in, then comes the knock on the door, the same girl I had last time, Korean in her early 20's 5'4' 110# with very nice perky rack (it's been a while since I seen a natural pair of Bouncing Betties) her English is not that bad either.

She start to massage me for about 10 15 min nothing special to report back, during the whole session my hands was in the wonderland discovering new treasures roaming her legs along the trail lead to the Y, then she ask me to flip over and discuss the options and fees, I opt for the full course for $.

Most of you guys visit the AMP probably knows the girl slip the cover on while she perform the CBJ without your notice, she was like that but I was looking at her while she was blowing so I knew, few minutes after giving me the CBJ she got on top riding me for a while follow by doggy and miss while in miss I was sucking and playing with her nice boobies, I blow my load with a very satisfy release in her.

She excuses herself to get me a hot towel (man, the towel was dame hot) luckily she put the towel on my stomach first in of my pole. I will probably be handicap for a week or two if she did that. LOL.

It was over the 30 min session because Mamasan was knocking on the door while I was getting ready, pay the girl $ and sleep like a baby that night.

Face 6 7.

Body 8 9.

Massage 6

Satisfaction scale 10.

Total damage $.4.

PS. They do have a table show in this facility if you guys are into it. [/QUOTE]I've been here once and everything was on the menu. The only thing is that they use a machine to give you the massage and they also have a mini sauna. They only have latinas working there. The total damage was 1. 20

My go-to legit massage place potentially has extras.

Back was feeling like crap, so I head to LS and ask for my regular masseuse. She isn't there, so I just go with whoever since they generally all do a good job with therapeutic. I go to a room with Sunny and everything is normal- strong neck, back, arm, etc. Massage and then to the ass. She does a lot of ass massaging, which I like a lot. She massages the inner bases of the cheeks too, which everyone else there steers clear of. Then she goes into the crack about an inch away from my asshole and I start to get stiff, and feeling regretful for laying on my dick instead of having it face down. I wondered how much further this would go.

The phone rang and someone asked for her, so she left the room to schedule another appointment, unfortunately right after mines (no chance of staying a little longer). While she's gone I pull my dick downwards so it extends between my legs. She comes back and continues with the regular massaging, mostly back. Then she starts asking the AMP questions. How many times have you been here before, who did you see, who else did you see, but you never saw me before right? I answered truthfully as I had been there before several times. Then it gets fun.

She oils me up and down, still a good strong back massage, and then back to the ass. Now that my balls are more out and accessible, she massages the ass hard for a little, then gently down my crack, to my asshole, and finally to my balls. She doesn't really go for my dick, but isn't afraid to touch it along the way when massaging all other areas. This continues for a good ten minutes, and then more regular massaging, and then she wipes me down with the hot towel. She says there isn't enough time to continue with the flip massage since there's another person waiting outside (the guy who called. By the way if its one of you, I kind of hate you). She says next time there I can flip and it'll be more comfortable (rough Chinese translation).

Standard. 25 hr and 10 tip. She looked slightly disappointed (no flip no tip).

I'll definitely come back to see what else I can get. Anybody else get anything like that here? Heads up would be nice.

[QUOTE=Mphelper909;1094210]Too bad they are all Korean and have maybe been in the USA since before you were born![/QUOTE]These were all Chinese Nationals actually. This one didn't age well as she should have, LOL.

I did try an AAMP off Atlantic by Valley yesterday from a BP ad. Got a short but ok gal with nice natural and perky Cs. BBBJ, massagi, Mish, dog, sideways, many ways, LOL.

Then shower, massagi, cum on tits which was nice. PM if you like (my fellow brotherens only)

Full hour for $.1 which is the homeboy rate.

PC out

It's been a while since I've visited HT. I went on in and the first thing mamasan says is "Oooh. It's been a long time." How do they remember?

I saw Diana again. I think this is like the 3rd time I've seen her. Nice girl and very enthusiastic.

Now I can't remember why it's been so long since I was back. I may have to check out some of the other girls that have been listed lately.

[QUOTE=Cres Prophet2; 1095646]It's been a while since I've visited HT. I went on in and the first thing mamasan says is "Oooh. It's been a long time." How do they remember?

I saw Diana again. I think this is like the 3rd time I've seen her. Nice girl and very enthusiastic.

Now I can't remember why it's been so long since I was back. I may have to check out some of the other girls that have been listed lately. [/QUOTE]2 months ago at my first visit to HT, MMS says,"Hi! Long time no see." To the contrary, it was my very first time. So it's probably their standard conversation starter. Kind of like when the tech asks,"Have you been here before?" And we respond with the usual BS,"Yeah, I had ___."

Went to LS again to see if anything was available. Same person, same massage, just teasing. Not even a hint of stroking.

Oh well, least I found a replacement therapeutic masseuse that teases and does a strong massage for the same cost of my old one. Maybe I'll convince her to tug one day since I'll be seeing her regularly anyways.

Was in the area and decided to try out the pizza place today. It was perfect because I had a kink in my back from moving earlier this week so I figured even if I didn't get any extras it would be worth it to get a good massage. I walked in and they said they would get Grace for me. It was almost like they thought I was there specifically to see her. Anyhow they walked me into a room and then asked if I wanted tea or water. I passed on both but then Grace walks in while I'm undressing and starts putting towels on the table and around the area where your face goes. She leaves for a minute and I get on the table with no towel. She comes back and puts the towel on my ass which I thought was a bad sign. She then starts a great massage with a lot of pressure and starts working the kinks out of my back. She starts moving the towel lower and lower so it's not even covering my ass anymore. On the flip she puts the towel on my pelvis with my junk hanging out while she's massaging my head which I thought was kinda awkward but then it was a good sign that extras were available. She's making small talk and asking what I do for a living then while massaging she points down at junior and just says "ok?" and I give her the nod. She starts with a great HJ and a lot of taint rubbing. She milks every drop of me and then cleans me up with a hot towel. Great service and a great massage. Her looks are avg but what a fantastic massage and release. Total damage for an hour was. 80 I'd definitely repeat if I'm in the area again.

Tried a place that I pass by all the time in El Monte (near Sams). At first I went in to see how the girls or women looked. The one at the door was young and above average looking and spoke pretty good English. The other was about the same age but had more than a few extra pounds. I told the one at the door that I would be back in an hour and would like her to do the massage. When I came back (you probably know what happened) the one at the door was busy with another customer and the hefty one looked at me and said "would you like to try me? ' I couldn't say no so I got the 30 min massage from her for. 35. No sign of anything extra and I was not hoping for any and the massage was not very good with. Has anyone else tried this place?

Snubit

[QUOTE=Cvangt; 1096080]Went to LS again to see if anything was available. Same person, same massage, just teasing. Not even a hint of stroking.

Oh well, least I found a replacement therapeutic masseuse that teases and does a strong massage for the same cost of my old one. Maybe I'll convince her to tug one day since I'll be seeing her regularly anyways. [/QUOTE]I tried her too yesterday, nice firm massagi but you or I are getting anymore than teased and blue balls, LOL.

PC out

[QUOTE=Pcpc1688; 1096662]I tried her too yesterday, nice firm massagi but you or I are getting anymore than teased and blue balls, LOL.

PC out[/QUOTE]Is it just me or is that place freezing (in this weather at least) , especially after they clean you off with the hot towel and you're still a little wet and butt naked? I started shivering a bit.