Massage Parlor Reports

You heard that right, right here.

Bring this post as your coupon to Zen Therapy for $10 off the hourly rate of $80. This coupon is good until February 15th, 2008.

Two new therapists have been hired to accommodate your needs.

Yes, this is real. I know the owners and they asked me to post this here. The mamasan is expecting you and this coupon.

Zen is a very nice, very clean AMP with special features to ensure your anonymity. They have promised to be nice to those presenting coupons, though remember, it's NoVa and not DC. It's safe and discrete, with a reasonably private ground floor entrance far from the street at the back of a new office complex.

Zen Therapy
14641 Lee Hwy
Centreville, VA 20121
(703) 209-8586



Go, and leave happy.

Robux

Fellow mongers,

I'd thought I'd been cured of my fever, but a recent dream tells me it may be uncurable.

I dreamed that I went to the best place for the usual NoVa therapy. Ajima starts the TS so all seems pretty normal. Then I say I saw so and so last time and asked if they have another therapist. Ajima scolds me for not requested "choice" before the shower. Lots of "mian-hamida" and she calls for the #1 girl in Korean. Back in the room, still dripping wet, a girl who others have dreamt of as well shows up to dry me off and begin the massagi. Very little small talk, but I did give her a bear hug to make sure she was as wet as I.

I'm dreaming on and on about very precise accupressure and harder than most typical massagis. She even walked on my back, jumping on my spine like I haven't dreamt of since being brutalized overseas last summer. Then the dream turns a little more erotic. I dreamt that I asked her to remove her shorts, which she did. I dreamt that I began kissing her belly and natural bush right from the edge of the table as she proceeds with the light magic fingers. Then I dreamed she asked me the question, "how much? " A bit of a shock so I dreamt that I said $ for everything. It seemed to please her, and she flips me over and I dreamt that she lubed me up. Then I dream she's on top of me with my member between her legs and she's doing some kind of kinky pushup. I dreamt that I advised her that it was $ for inside and. 5 for outside. She says she "never" does that but gave in to my stunning good looks and suave charm, couldn't help herself. I dreamt that before I could ask for a cover, in it goes. A couple of pumps then she's on the bottom and tells me not to come inside. Even in my dreams it doesn't take long and little white pearls are all over her belly. But that's not all. My dream goes on to her wanting to finish herself off as well, with a little help from me. She cleans up, and warm towels for me too, and helps me dress. Then I put a franklin on the nightstand as promised and she says "and for massagi". What? She wants tip for massage too! This dream is getting a little scary, and I'm thinking I need to wake up, so I pull the next bill out of my wallet, a grant, and she gets all happy. Even offers me a coke on the way out. It's not diet, so I puke after drinking it, but that's a different story.

As dreams go, this one cost $$. 5 overall including. 8 for the hour and 0. 2 tip for TS to stay in the good graces of the ajima. Other than one other "accidental" dream in woodbridge, this is the only BBFS I've ever dreamt of, and not likely to repeat. Perhaps these dreams will stop disturbing my sleep now. If I had to rate her, she's 6/5/8/8 (face/figure/attitude/service), extra points for attitude for not talking my ear off like another one I've had. Good thing this whole thing was a dream, cause I can't go around shelling out that kind of cash in real life.

Hope you enjoyed my dream,

Jag

Robux? Could it really be Robux? OMFG... I thought you'd run off to Hong Kong with your secretary.

Welcome back, and thanks for the tip.


Bench

[QUOTE=Creative Name]. I know that there are a lot of abbreviations here that I do not know.

Thanks all![/QUOTE]CN,

Be sure to notice the top level menu item "Abbreviations" in the dark blue bar at the top of the page.

That's my second visit to Lotus. First one had place three months ago, and it was not good, even funny. I had small car accident on parking lot, and after the very informative discussion with another driver, I get in ... Mamasan told me that for a first time it will be only 30 minutes, no TS, and girl, who suppose to massage me, was draped into several layers of armor.

Today I spend couple hours around Fairfax, and did second try. Another mamasan opened me door. She leaded me to a room and asked to undress. I paid standard VA AMP fee. She returned in a moment and bring me to shower. TS was good, with all right accents. After it she put me to a steam room for a couple minutes. After it she put me to table and told that everybody are busy, so she did massage, which really was so-so. Flip, massage, HR, cleaning and massage again, short conversation, dressing, 2 jacksons tip.

She is very sweet, and great for talking, but she is in her fifties, and she had solid layer of makeup on her face, and about baggy tummy. She allowed roaming everythere, and she has very smooth skin, legs and youthful titties, that was very unexpectable. She claimed to be japan.

It was my first time with mamasan, very strange expirience.

So, a couple of weeks ago, I saw an ad for a new place in Annandale (sort of near the Fuddruckers) where the usual ads are placed. I hadn't heard of it, so I cut the ad out & put it in my wallet to remember to try it out in the future. Well, cleaning out my wallet today, I found the ad & it reminded me to head over, so I did.

Before I continue, just a couple of things about me. My "regular" (and by regular, I mean about every 2-3 months or so in the NOVA area. Check my other posts) is a Tysons Corner location where the door fee is. 8 & I rarely, if ever, tip above a. 4 (I usually get "yelled" at, but a weak TS, even weaker massage, and a mediocre HJ isn't worth more than 1. 2 overall investment).

The door fee at this place for 1 hour was. 8 & the mamasan led me in. She asked if I had been there before. I saw no reason to lie as they were relatively new. So I said no & and said that I thought they were new. She replied that they were only 2 months old. Good thing I didn't lie (which I will do if its an established location, but my first time at the venue). My masseuse was named Nana. Korean & about 25. She was slightly thicker than the usual talent at my Tyson's place. But she had all the curves in all the right places & her attitude more than made up for the experience.

The table shower water was a little hot.but, it may have felt hotter than normal since it was so damn cold out tonight. As someone who likes a little ass play during the TS, Nana was quite playful. The soaping was a soaping massage, not the light touch once-over that some places do. I actually felt really clean after she was done on my back. When I flipped over, I had an erection. Which she gladly washed after I guided her hand down there.

Once back in the room, she asked me if I wanted a hot towel. I told her it wasn't necessary. But she asked if I had ever had one while getting a massage. I hadn't. So she said that I had to try it. Great suggestion on her part. It was a great addition to the massage.

Now, as far as the massage experience goes. It was a very interactive massage (not just hands, but she used her body weight, feet, forearms, knees, and thighs) and I will say that it was an extremely relaxing massage. She bent me in a few ways that I believe were actually beneficial to the physical activies that I do (running & skiing in the winter). I got a great massage & a great body stretch. Overall, I was very impressed. I asked her if she liked massage. Turns out she did, go figure. I offered to give her a quick massage (she wore her panties & unhooked her bra as she lay on her front. After that was over, it was now time to finish my front. I lay down next to her on the table & she got up & and started kissing/licking my on my thighs & worked her way up to my balls.

Once she got to the balls, she stopped licking & grabbed some lotion & proceeded with a spectacular HJ. During the HJ, I was able to slide the crotch of her panties to one side & play with her pussy (though she didn't want my fingers inside her. Only on the outside lips). She pulled her bra down so I was able to kiss/lick/suck on her great tits. She did lick my nipples & sucked on my earlobes (actually, this was at my request. That's a serious turnon for me). We had the standard hot-towl cleanup.

After the hot towel cleanup, she continued the massage with a neck/shoulders/head massage & a foot/leg massage & stretch.

Enjoyed the new location. Hesitiant to give its name as it's such a treasure. But I think you can figure out where it is if you look at the clues. As I said, normally, I'm a 0. 4 tipper. But this service & attitude was so great, I'm gave a 0. 6. I would recommend this place in a heartbeat. If you still can't figure out the name of it, think about the old seasoning that Marylanders put on their crabs!

Completely blind and with zero intel to believe that I would have any success, I've been randomly trying any asian or hispanic nail parlor / spa that offers massage.

There is a nail place in almost every strip mall in VA. I can't believe that they can all be profitable just from doing nails so I had hopes of stumbling into more.

This is a useless report in the sense that I haven't hit any home runs but have found a couple that at least get to the point of being sensuous but with no HR. I can share those if anyone is interested but they are really not worth it.

Very old reports in the forum gave some hint that the Hispanic places might be offering more. If anyone can give me a nudge in the right direction, I'd appreciate it.

I made another visit to P&S today.

Same ladies there as in my previous posts. They are the antithesis of spinners but damn they do understand customer service. There is only one offiicial therapist while the other plays assistant/door-person (see my previous posts for descriptions). The primary was busy when I arrived so the assistant kept me occupied while waiting for the primary. It took much longer than she expected. So, she gave me almost 20 minutes of free massage before the main therapist came in and gave me the full standard session.

As before, they both went out of their way to stroke my ego. Pretending to fight over access to my body. Fantastic massage. Lots of hot towels for massage and cleanup. On the flip, she strongly encouraged me to "not be shy". Roaming was encouraged. Nice soft natural mid-sized assets. She is a master of teasing. Bringing me to the edge with one technique then backing off to try another. I almost finished just from ball play.

The doorbell rang incessantly but instead of rushing me out or stacking up customers, they politely requested the arrivals to make an appointment or come back later. They are adding another therapist next week.

My summary is the same as before. Fantastic service. I highly recommend if you are not hung up on age or classic physical beauty.

Haven't been there for some time so thought I'd give it a try after reading WebDogs last update. Used to frequent Sonny there but she has been on "vacation" for some time.

Called to see if they were busy and of course the mama responded that "no busy come now". So I did. When I arrived I had to wait 20 minutes but mama gave me some great massage mags to read. Just what I needed.

Connie came in and introduced herself. My guess late 30s. 40, 6. Looks and a nice rack 36C. TS fair to good and some light discussion.

Good massage with hot towels and plenty of shoulder work that I like. After the massage she started with the light touch that really wasn't that light and didn't do too much for me. Was waiting for something more sensual but she asked for the flip which I did.

She quickly started with the lube and really worked my balls and excited the old exhaust pipe. She was very accomodating by lifting her blouse and bra exposing two very natural and soft 36s. She sensed my enjoyment and went over to the night stand and pulled on a latex glove. She pulled the glove on just like my doctor prior to my annual prostrate exam. Well she sure knew how to check that organ and thought for sure she was going to blow my muffler out.

She worked both and I enjoyed a bang up release that was more like I remember them being 30 years ago. Volume and intensity.

Nice clean up and finishing massage on the front.

Would return but wouldn't expect that she would be interested in anthing more if I had offered.

[QUOTE=Jag65]Fellow mongers,
As dreams go, this one cost $$. 5 overall including. 8 for the hour and 0. 2 tip for TS to stay in the good graces of the ajima. Other than one other "accidental" dream in woodbridge, this is the only BBFS I've ever dreamt of, and not likely to repeat. Perhaps these dreams will stop disturbing my sleep now. If I had to rate her, she's 6/5/8/8 (face/figure/attitude/service), extra points for attitude for not talking my ear off like another one I've had. Good thing this whole thing was a dream, cause I can't go around shelling out that kind of cash in real life.
Hope you enjoyed my dream,
Jag[/QUOTE]
Your "dream" has some interesting math. Lets see thats 250 overall with 80 for the hour plus a 20 tip. Or is that 200? Doesn't add up, even for a dream. Much like your "dream" it doesn't add up. BBFS? Not an issue since its only a dream. Right?

So I FINALLY got out in time on friday to try and swing by best on my way home. Got there and there were lots of cars out front so i called and asked if they were busy. The mamasan actually told me they were very busy and come back in a half an hour. Bummer.

Guess Fridays are busy for them but i cant wait to try them this week.

Had some time on my hands and found myself around Swan. Had never been before, but decided to give it a try. Rang the bell and got Young. Little heavy, not overly attractive, but not terrible. No shower. Wasn't offered, didn't ask since I had just taken one 20 minutes earlier. Excellent massage, was really good. Only downside was that she used oil without asking, and it was a little scented. That was not good, but once she started using it, I just went along with it.

Overall had a really good, long, massage with the standard procedure to get the desired typical ending. Frankly, I would have been fine without the ending. Well maybe not, but almost.

I would repeat if I was looking for a good rubdown, but next time I'm looking for a little more, I'd rather head into DC, especially considering the lack of a shower, the oil, and the higher house fee (. 8 vs. 6).

250 = (80 + 20) to Ajima + (100 + 50) to Therapist

And yes, I know and I'm sorry I'm driving up the price. But after all, it was just a dream.

Saw Amy at MT. Very playful and talkative. Nice shower with thorough cleaning. Said I had a nice ass and she was gonna play with it. She did, even with her tongue some, but still didn't attack it like I tried to attack hers. It was extra dark in the room and I think, not positive, but think that her stomach had extreme signs of stretchmarks or surgery. I could be wrong, but it appeared that way in the brief glimpse I had. Anyway, decent cbj, and then we switched spots for me to rub myself on her back like she did me. Then she flipped and the mish was very nice. Finished dog but should have stayed mish. Very nice girl, a little older than I prefer, prob late 30's, but you get what you can get.

Today I spend couple hours around Fairfax, and did second try. Another mamasan opened me door. She leaded me to a room and asked to undress. I paid standard VA AMP fee. She returned in a moment and bring me to shower. TS was good, with all right accents. After it she put me to a steam room for a couple minutes. After it she put me to table and told that everybody are busy, so she did massage, which really was so-so. Flip, massage, HR, cleaning and massage again, short conversation, dressing, 2 jacksons tip.

She is very sweet, and great for talking, but she is in her fifties, and she had solid layer of makeup on her face, and about baggy tummy. She allowed roaming everythere, and she has very smooth skin, legs and youthful titties, that was very unexpectable. She claimed to be japan.

It was my first time with mamasan, very strange expirience. [/QUOTE]Saw Sooki/ Suki/ Sookie at Lotus about 1 week ago, or I dreamt it blah blah. Above-avg time with her. Tried her arounf lunch time, she said "too busy, come back later". Tried again around 4 or 5 pm, got 1 hr appt for. 8 house fee. Nice TS with nice attention in all my nooks & crannies. Slightly above-avg massage, but could've been firmer. Nice, sensuous rub. On the flip, she got the oil but I mentioned I felt under-dressed. She got less over-dressed, revealing a very nice body. If she's the mammasan, don't let that suggest she's an old lady. Not young, but ok "AMP-MILF" looks, with great bod. With some coaxing & more coaxing, got to dine a little myself, but she wasn't hungry. Enjoying myself a lot & feeling comfortable w/her, I dreamt I asked for FS, but she said no. She did this tease where she moved her hips towards mine, but no deal was closed. Very nice HJ.