Streetwalker Reports

[QUOTE=Headhunter2000]Beware of a HSW called "Teresa". She is young and cute, a monger's wet-dream, but something isn't right. She has wavy black shoulder-length hair and rock-hard tits. She says she is from New Jersey. I picked her up on OBT between Americana and Oakridge, across from one of those lousy non-strip clubs. She passed the LE check with flying colors, but she started acting very strange after that. She was aggressive and wanted me to park in a certain spot. The area was all wrong for a car-date. She is either extremely stupid, or she was trying to set me up to get robbed by her pimp. I gave her the boot and got out of the area quick. Better safe than sorry.

I don't know if she is related to the HSW that VS mentioned in report #1017, but I agree with his advice 100%. If they act too aggressive or your instincts tell you something is wrong, do whatever you have to do to get rid of them, and move on.[/QUOTE]

I'm sure this is the same chick, thanks for doubling up the warning, the more guys that read this the better the chances they won't get burned---VS

Dry dry dry dry.

Good lord, my lunch cruise going up lee, turning left on OBT then back towards switzerland. Nothing. Not a single one. Nothing on Edgewater.

Been this way for a few weeks. *sigh*

I hate having to go all the way to SOBT for lunch, I just don't have the time!

SJ

[QUOTE=VerySlowly]I'm sure this is the same chick, thanks for doubling up the warning, the more guys that read this the better the chances they won't get burned---VS[/QUOTE]Ya. Got burned by her. Nice bod though. Pulled into a little park had by boy in her hand when a truck puleld up and she shouted "oh my God! My husband! " and she took off like a rocket. What a bummer!

You live and you learn (or you don't live long)

SJ

[QUOTE=Badboy69]As for Kazakstan, methinks you is trying to pull a fast one on poor old Bad Boy. Given the current drought, the board has decayed into jokes and diversions.[/QUOTE]You are basically correct. Some of us are just trying to have a little fun here. I have heard a lot of rumors over the years. Some of them are true, some of them are false, and some of them I just don't know.

For example, a former member of this forum told me about a very exclusive whorehouse run by a Chinese lady in an upscale Orlando neighborhood. You needed a password to enter. (Anyone seen the movie "Eyes Wide Shut"?) I decided to check it out. I parked about a mile away and walked because I was concerned that the place might be under police surveillance and I didn't want the cops to see my license plate number. I even put on a baseball cap and sunglasses. I got to the house and a Chinese woman answered the door just like the monger had described to me. I gave the password and she looked at me like I was totally fucking nuts. The monger later said that the mamasan is very reluctant to admit any non-Asian men, even if they give the correct password. To this day I still don't know if it was real or if he just played a good practical joke on me. However, I observed an unusual amount of traffic coming and going from that house, so it makes me think there really was something kinky going on there.

Similarly, there was supposed to be a trailer a couple miles east of Apopka that doubled as a Mexican whorehouse. True or false? Beats me. The point is, none of us know everything, no matter how knowledgeable we think we are. There will always be little places that have to remain highly secretive to avoid getting raided by the MBI Gestapo.

Over and out, HH

[QUOTE=Headhunter2000]You are basically correct. Some of us are just trying to have a little fun here. I have heard a lot of rumors over the years. Some of them are true, some of them are false, and some of them I just don't know.

For example, a former member of this forum told me about a very exclusive whorehouse run by a Chinese lady in an upscale Orlando neighborhood. You needed a password to enter. (Anyone seen the movie "Eyes Wide Shut"?) I decided to check it out. I parked about a mile away and walked because I was concerned that the place might be under police surveillance and I didn't want the cops to see my license plate number. I even put on a baseball cap and sunglasses. I got to the house and a Chinese woman answered the door just like the monger had described to me. I gave the password and she looked at me like I was totally fucking nuts. The monger later said that the mamasan is very reluctant to admit any non-Asian men, even if they give the correct password. To this day I still don't know if it was real or if he just played a good practical joke on me. However, I observed an unusual amount of traffic coming and going from that house, so it makes me think there really was something kinky going on there.

Similarly, there was supposed to be a trailer a couple miles east of Apopka that doubled as a Mexican whorehouse. True or false? Beats me. The point is, none of us know everything, no matter how knowledgeable we think we are. There will always be little places that have to remain highly secretive to avoid getting raided by the MBI Gestapo.

Over and out, HH[/QUOTE]


If the upscale neighborhood you mention is on the west side of town, then yes, it existed and was very real... a good friend of mine was a regular there. I to have also heard about the Mexican trailer, but the version I heard was that it was in Sanford.

[QUOTE=Badboy69]Thanks HH, that is good advice. Have heard it before, but never incorporated it into my mongering ritual. After my experience with "Psycho Meo, The UNhappy H00ker", I will certainly add it to my reportoire.

"The Italian Place", Tuscany, executive resorts, where pretty much every woman you see is for sale, certainly has been a good source of talented a little more upscale providers. What is in even far greater abundance are the "Freindly" vendors of crack. Very convenient to resident rock conneusoirs, such as Tanya (who has gone "downhill" and left the swank digs of the Exec Resorts.).

I always feel squeamish driving down the long driveway next to Randalls Knives, I call it "ambush alley. " But, I still drive down it anyway. The long narrow drive creates many chokepoints. One entrance. No back exits. Plus the second story "spotters" certainly give them a home advantage. A great place for an ambush.

MY MAIN POINT: When mongers say "The Italian Place" or any other really vague description, I immediately dismiss the post as "Bull Ca-Ca. " I think to myself "this is a bogus trip report by a bogus monger"

I agree with your post that you have bookedmarked regarding such "vagueness" Thank you for reinforcing the point.

As for " Switzerland " I still do not know where it is. Just out of curiousity, will someone enlightne me?

As for Kazakstan, methinks you is trying to pull a fast one on poor old Bad Boy. Given the current drought, the board has decayed into jokes and diversions.

Kissimmee: Thanks for the invite. Never mongered in Kissimmee. Saw a few pics of Kissimmee providers. Kissismee must be a haven for "retired providers in their twiight years" That's why I have never mongered there.

WHAT I AM REALLY HOPING FOR: Is that Dodger bulldog invites me to the Olive Garden. I especially like the "pre filled" Swiss Cheese condoms.[/QUOTE]


If you really want to get "Paranoid' next time your in the alley look on the right hand side wall and you'll see two cameras mounted on a pole next to the wall about half to 3/4 down the length of the wall. They probably have recorded you picking up an "Upscale crackerjack" and are trying to contact your wife as I write this. Rumor has it that OCSO has a feed coming right off the camera's so they can observe the activity. Probably not true,what do you think boy's? But hey, what does ol' VS know anyway----VS

I had a dream that I did a cruise up and down OBT, Westmoreland & Rio Grand nothing went down to Nashville between 34th & 45th seen a few WSW nothing worth scooping seen A good looking BSW but was gone when I did the turn around. Went to the Italian Place and those are the darkist Italians I ever seen in there. seen a WSS (White Stoop Sweeper) pretty face a bit heavy in the ass whith c cup titties name Jo-Trease first she waved me then came over to the car asked me if I wanted to come over to her apt. wasn't sure if she was LE so I told her to get in she did broom and all. We went for a cruise did the LE check and traded info on who & what we know we went back to her place at the Italian Place got a fully protected F/S for.7 thats all I have.

TA

[QUOTE=The Antagonist]I had a dream that I did a cruise up and down OBT, Westmoreland & Rio Grand nothing went down to Nashville between 34th & 45th seen a few WSW nothing worth scooping seen A good looking BSW but was gone when I did the turn around. Went to the Italian Place and those are the darkist Italians I ever seen in there. seen a WSS (White Stoop Sweeper) pretty face a bit heavy in the ass whith c cup titties name Jo-Trease first she waved me then came over to the car asked me if I wanted to come over to her apt. wasn't sure if she was LE so I told her to get in she did broom and all. We went for a cruise did the LE check and traded info on who & what we know we went back to her place at the Italian Place got a fully protected F/S for.7 thats all I have.

TA[/QUOTE]With all the shit going on and all the talk about the Italian Place, the Antagonist still picks up pussy in the heart of the devil's triangle. The man either has nerves of steel, unbelieveable radar, an eternal hard-on, or doesn't give a fuck about getting caught, or probably all four.

He must be like superman who can just fly away from trouble. He can just fly over, pick up his car, and haul ass, and probably grab the hooker by the hair in the other hand and take her with him and fly off with the car and the girl. Now the chick owes him free service for saving her. You have some big ones my friend.

[QUOTE=Spinner John]Ya. Got burned by her. Nice bod though. Pulled into a little park had by boy in her hand when a truck puleld up and she shouted "oh my God! My husband! " and she took off like a rocket. What a bummer!

You live and you learn (or you don't live long)

SJ[/QUOTE]

It takes balls to admit you got burned, but without the truth the board is not serving it's purpose.
My very first post was about a biatch that dipped my pocket for $275 bucks. It never happened again, this board is a great place to leave your ego at home and tell the truth anonymously, thanks again---VS

P.S. That one that got you wanted me to turn around and go to a little park that was safe, when I turned on to the trail because of oncoming traffic she panicked,I did turn around, got the phone call and dropped her off, this is another example of never letting them be in control of the parking spot, it's a pain making the judgement because some of these girls are pro's at getting your confidence and you want them to be comfortable so you get good service.

[QUOTE=VerySlowly]It takes balls to admit you got burned, but without the truth the board is not serving it's purpose.

My very first post was about a biatch that dipped my pocket for $275 bucks. It never happened again, this board is a great place to leave your ego at home and tell the truth anonymously, thanks again---VS

P.S. That one that got you wanted me to turn around and go to a little park that was safe, when I turned on to the trail because of oncoming traffic she panicked,I did turn around, got the phone call and dropped her off, this is another example of never letting them be in control of the parking spot, it's a pain making the judgement because some of these girls are pro's at getting your confidence and you want them to be comfortable so you get good service.[/QUOTE]Back in the day, on Sistrunk Blvd in Fort Lauderdale ( I am sure all the vets who were ever down there know this place). There were so many hookers it was like love bugs bouncing off the windshield. It's night time and I am still inexperienced. See a black chick from behind, smoking body, great tits, long hair. Lots of traffic, so I pull over and without hesitation, I say get in and she does with no hesitation.

I reach over, grab a handful of titty...AND IT IS TOILET PAPER and the long hair is a FUCkING WIG. You guessed it boys, its a tranny. I tell "her" that I do not feel good (which is actually true because I noe have a tranny hooker in my car) and pull over but "she" will not get out. "She" says not without cash. I am a big guy and could have whipped his ass, but due to the neighborhood, the situation, and the time of night, the last thing I want is to get in a fight with a tranny in the middle of the street at 2:00 in the morning. So now I am freaking out. I am thinking, find a 7-11, pull into the parking lot, and deal with it there.

Then I think, maybe I can get Precious out of the car with some cash. I offer a 20, not enough, another 20, not enough...the last 20 in my pocket, not enough. I tell "her" thats it, I am broke. "She says, not enough, where is your wallet, I know you got more money". I get my wallet out of the hiding place and open it and "she" grabs the other 60 and gets out. Best 120 I ever spent. I then went home and bleached and Lysoled my car seat and door handles. The neighbors thought I puked in the car.

What did I learn.

Never pick up on the first pass, a couple of loops and a couple of views are required and mandatory.

Always hide the wallet and if it gets to be an uncomfortable situation, simply say. "I do not bring my wallet, I am afraid of getting ripped off".

The less clothes they are wearing the better, if they look like they are dressed for a fucking blizzard in Florida, there is probably a reason.

Well lit areas are better, easier to inspect the merchandise.

Never pick up someone named Precious

[QUOTE=SingleMoms]With all the shit going on and all the talk about the Italian Place, the Antagonist still picks up pussy in the heart of the devil's triangle. The man either has nerves of steel, unbelieveable radar, an eternal hard-on, or doesn't give a fuck about getting caught, or probably all four.

He must be like superman who can just fly away from trouble. He can just fly over, pick up his car, and haul ass, and probably grab the hooker by the hair in the other hand and take her with him and fly off with the car and the girl. Now the chick owes him free service for saving her. You have some big ones my friend.[/QUOTE]To be followed by a dos and don'ts ScoopAHoe session.

Your Mind Set

If you go out mongering thinking the worst then you are going to get caught. In my cruises I’ve encounter other mongers getting nailed just being stupid. If you’re so scared that you’re going to get caught then you’re going to make mistakes. Just recently I watched some poor monger that was so scared when he got to the corner of a intersection he didn’t know which way to go he couldn’t make a simple decision left or right, the poor bastard was sweating over it I was going to beep at him but I could see he was having a hard enough time as it is. If I was a cop I now I could have pulled him over and scared the piss out of him. If you find you self like this GO HOME AND JERK OFF if you have to but do not attempt to scoop up a SW she will sense your fear like a dog dose and will take you to the cleaners.

How I get pass the fear is I don’t believe I’m doing anything wrong women was created to be a companion to man not to be in charge man was always designed to be with more than one woman but society has made polygamy illegal and forced religions to forbid it but yet the Bible clearly states several times that’s the way we’re supposed to be. So society has given me no other choice but to take this course of action to satisfy the need to be with more than just one woman for the rest of my life.

Do I think the police really want to go out of their way to bust me scooping up a SW? No I don’t think that, they’re just doing their job. Most of them believe this to be a victimless crime and it really is, for us well boys will be boys and for the ladies if they really had someone who cared about them and could take care of them they wouldn’t be doing this. They do it because somewhere along the line society failed them and this was what they were left with and the more that society meddles the worse it gets for them so what’s the point. The only reason the street cops & judges go through the motions of busting Mongers & SW is to satisfy the politics in charge that want their headlines to show what a great job they’re doing for the so called Christian Right. If my boss gave me a meaning less job to do just so he could look good do you think that I would do me best at that job I don’t think so but I would do what ever I had to so I could get it over and done with.

Also don’t go out there arrogance like when I seen a monger in a 18 wheeler bang a u-turn in the middle of 192 to scoop up a good looking red headed WSW I think he made it 300ft after the scoop up when the cop hopped in to his car at the 7/11 and went after him or when the monger in the 4X4 truck made a u-turn in the middle of OBT by Cleo’s Place going right over the concrete medium to scoop up a good looking blonde WSW the cop let him do the scoop up then went after him lights and all. The poor bastard cops know that this kind of detail is meaningless but they still are forced to do it and that they deserve our respect and not to rub their faces in it because when they’re not being forced to do this meaningless detail they are fighting real crimes and putting their lives on the line for us.

If you see a good looking SW and you’re thinking might be a LE take a good look around her friends have to be close by they’re not going to put one of their fellow female officers in a life threatening position over something like this. I know the little head thinks first so I have to emphasize DON”T BE STUPID better safe than sorry. I know you’re thinking but what if some other crazy monger with balls bigger than brains dives right in and after you do the checks she’s gone. Well then you know now that she’s not LE and when you see her next time and you will see her again you won’t have to do so many checks.

If you’ve done the checks for her friends and didn’t see them and go in for the scoop if she doesn’t get in the car without a hassle then drive off do not make any arrangements with a SW outside of the car and after she’s in the car make shore she lets you see her nipple then let her unzip your fly and hold your member. Now I’ve been told by SW I trust that LE is letting them go down their pants and then still busting them(boys will be boys) then holding them in jail with no bond or a ridiculously high bond till they plead guilty to get out they get them to do this 3 times then up the river they go but I’ll tell you right now no female LE is going to let you see her nipple to make a bust but if you’re a Playboy Photographer well that’s a whole different ball game Isn’t it every woman has her price.

Now you’ve done all the LE checks and she passes but you don’t want to get ripped off if you have a place your comfortable with (and if you don’t find one before you go mongering again) take her there if she doesn’t go without a hassle get her out of your car let her go, now here’s where the sense of fear comes in if she thinks you’re scared then she’s going to take advantage of that remember these girls have all been in jail before and live on the streets like animals so their instincts are heighten to sense these things so you better be a good poker player because you’re faced with the unknown (O ya also never scoop up a SW with a purse of any size you never know what she has in there) What I do if she won’t get out and I think she’s trying to rob me is I look at her square in the eyes and reach down between my seat and my door and tell her if she doesn’t get out she’s going to be real sorry and that works for me but I’ve only had a SW push me that far twice.

Now these are just the basics every situation is different and you have to use your wits without getting paranoid. I hope this helps.

Sincerely

The Grand Master Of The Grand Exalted Knights of the Enhanced Hardon

TA

[QUOTE=VerySlowly]Well I guess I'm a Bogus Monger as I've referred to the
[/QUOTE]VS - I never meant to call YOU a bogus monger.

[QUOTE=Badboy69]VS - I never meant to call YOU a bogus monger.[/QUOTE]


But if it happens again I'll have the GrandMaster Hardon Butt F"a"ck you at the Italian resort while you carry a big purse...LOL----VS

Damn we need some more action to talk about, I'm going to Daytona!!

[QUOTE=VerySlowly]But if it happens again I'll have the GrandMaster Hardon Butt F"a"ck you at the Italian resort while you carry a big purse...LOL----VS

Damn we need some more action to talk about, I'm going to Daytona!![/QUOTE]And Sum Digits LOL