Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Rtlr1]I don't understand why it is so difficult to answer a simple question, Here is your requested information:

BODY AND SOUL Bodyworks Baltimore Area 8766 Philadelphia Rd. Take Exit 34 Left on Philadelphia Rd. 3rd Light on Left Hand Side. Lower Level. 10 AM-11 PM 7 Days A Week 410-940-9569 Nonsexual[/QUOTE]let me, let me [b]RTFF[/b]. If you did you would know why it's a big deal. You'll probably have to RTFF to know what RTFF means too. I know I did, but that's becuase I was reading!

That's my first rtff, I will remember this day.

Got off work and scouted w/w in the rain monday with poor results. Tried the digits for the Whitemarsh massage from CL, she said call back tomorrow. The nerve! Called JH and as usual mama said come now! Was met at the door by Mama and a cute little spinner named Victoria. Victoria had the nicest set of 34-36, C+-D's I've seen in a while. Went for the TS and the whole 9 yds. I've been going there for a number of years now and I don't know if that gets me special treatment, but I never leave there feeling I didn't get my money's worth. Guys, there is more than one color jellybean in the bag, if there is an option of more than one girl, by all means spread the wealth around try something new. Just my $.02.
GTR

[QUOTE=Rtlr1]I don't understand why it is so difficult to answer a simple question, Here is your requested information:

BODY AND SOUL Bodyworks Baltimore Area 8766 Philadelphia Rd. Take Exit 34 Left on Philadelphia Rd. 3rd Light on Left Hand Side. Lower Level. 10 AM-11 PM 7 Days A Week 410-940-9569 Nonsexual[/QUOTE]I am relatively new to this board and have only posted 5 times. I am not new to AMPs though; I have been visiting them for about 5 years. For a couple of years I have been searching for a place where I could get some information about the good, the bad, and the ugly. I didn’t have much luck with that; most of the information was old or nonexistent. When I found this board about 4 weeks ago I thought I had found exactly what I was looking for. That is, a place where I could learn about the services provided, the quality of the services, places to avoid, and places I didn’t know about. Was I ever wrong. While a lot of that is here, it isn’t easy to get and in some cases it’s impossible.

I have really begun to wonder if this place is a resource or a place for a few people to simply brag about their paid conquests. The quoted exchange above is a good example of what typically happens here. A new person asks a simple question because they want help from people who know. A "senior" member then jumps all over him and attempts to make him feel like a freaken idiot because he didn’t use the right codes or asked for specific information. How hard is it to simply answer the question like Rtlr1 did? I have seen references here for two places, the "sacred house" and "JH, " that sound like they may be worth visiting. I have RTFF, at least back a couple of years. I have even done a search and none of the posts give a clue about who or where they are. Yes, I have looked at the City Paper too. I can’t even go the official abbreviations page on this site to tell me what they are (fortunately it does explain the other codes we use to be secretive). I can tell you one thing though I am sure as hell not going to ask for help here.

I believe that while some folks act as though they are protecting someone by using codes, in reality they are keeping the good stuff to themselves for purely selfish reasons. Surely no one could hold the police. Oops, I mean LE in such low regard as to think that if we are secretive they will never learn.come on, they are smart folks. They are probably smarter than many of the people here. They could just as easily RTFF and the abbreviations page. Does anyone really think that they do not know about every AMP in their jurisdiction? Of course they do. They have a fairly accurate idea of what takes place there too. They don’t chase after the AMPs because of something they could not use in court is said here. They go after them when neighbors complain, or they become a nuisance, or they suspect immigration problems. That is exactly what happened to an AMP in DC a few weeks ago. When the neighbors complained the police acted.

I am sorry for the length of this if you are still with me, but in the few weeks I have been here I have been getting angrier every time I read a smart-ass answer to an honest question. I really feel that we are in this hobby together and that this forum is a great opportunity to help a brother out; especially the new folks. Civility is not hard if you get past your own ego.

I felt the same way A Otay when I came here, but as I read the forum I noticed a lot of people that want the world but do not contribute. Being an admin and a mod on several other boards I see this a lot. The most demanding ones are the ones that never give back. In my short time here, when ever I post that I have contact info I get bombard by members with zero posts asking for it. Why should I share with them? They've provided nothing of value to me or anyone else here.

Lighten up Grasshopper. All that you seek will appear before you. It is to be found in the Massage section of the City Paper Classifieds. Let your fingers do the walking to citypaper dot com and navigate from there. Also if you had taken the time to read the archived MP posts you would have had your answer in 3-4 pages of reading. We are not trying to give you a hard time, but it's a trust thing. We trust that we are getting straight intel for pursuing our chosen hobby, and we are selective of who we share our knowledge with. Here is the best resource for this hobby, RTFF. We promise that we won't use very big words, and will type slowly in case you can't read to fast.
Wisdom is learned, not given.
GTR

Couldn't agree more.

[QUOTE=A Otay]I am relatively new to this board and have only posted 5 times. I am not new to AMPs though; I have been visiting them for about 5 years. For a couple of years I have been searching for a place where I could get some information about the good, the bad, and the ugly. I didn’t have much luck with that; most of the information was old or nonexistent. When I found this board about 4 weeks ago I thought I had found exactly what I was looking for. That is, a place where I could learn about the services provided, the quality of the services, places to avoid, and places I didn’t know about. Was I ever wrong. While a lot of that is here, it isn’t easy to get and in some cases it’s impossible.

I have really begun to wonder if this place is a resource or a place for a few people to simply brag about their paid conquests. The quoted exchange above is a good example of what typically happens here. A new person asks a simple question because they want help from people who know. A "senior" member then jumps all over him and attempts to make him feel like a freaken idiot because he didn’t use the right codes or asked for specific information. How hard is it to simply answer the question like Rtlr1 did? I have seen references here for two places, the "sacred house" and "JH, " that sound like they may be worth visiting. I have RTFF, at least back a couple of years. I have even done a search and none of the posts give a clue about who or where they are. Yes, I have looked at the City Paper too. I can’t even go the official abbreviations page on this site to tell me what they are (fortunately it does explain the other codes we use to be secretive). I can tell you one thing though I am sure as hell not going to ask for help here.

I believe that while some folks act as though they are protecting someone by using codes, in reality they are keeping the good stuff to themselves for purely selfish reasons. Surely no one could hold the police. Oops, I mean LE in such low regard as to think that if we are secretive they will never learn.come on, they are smart folks. They are probably smarter than many of the people here. They could just as easily RTFF and the abbreviations page. Does anyone really think that they do not know about every AMP in their jurisdiction? Of course they do. They have a fairly accurate idea of what takes place there too. They don’t chase after the AMPs because of something they could not use in court is said here. They go after them when neighbors complain, or they become a nuisance, or they suspect immigration problems. That is exactly what happened to an AMP in DC a few weeks ago. When the neighbors complained the police acted.

I am sorry for the length of this if you are still with me, but in the few weeks I have been here I have been getting angrier every time I read a smart-ass answer to an honest question. I really feel that we are in this hobby together and that this forum is a great opportunity to help a brother out; especially the new folks. Civility is not hard if you get past your own ego.[/QUOTE]

Anyone been to ML lately? Im hoping things have turned around.

Rocket

[QUOTE=A Otay]I have really begun to wonder if this place is a resource or a place for a few people to simply brag about their paid conquests.[/QUOTE]Sadly that is pretty much all this board is.

[QUOTE=Gintonicrocks]Lighten up Grasshopper. All that you seek will appear before you. It is to be found in the Massage section of the City Paper Classifieds. Let your fingers do the walking to citypaper dot com and navigate from there. Also if you had taken the time to read the archived MP posts you would have had your answer in 3-4 pages of reading. We are not trying to give you a hard time, but it's a trust thing. We trust that we are getting straight intel for pursuing our chosen hobby, and we are selective of who we share our knowledge with. Here is the best resource for this hobby, RTFF. We promise that we won't use very big words, and will type slowly in case you can't read to fast.

Wisdom is learned, not given.

GTR[/QUOTE]You certainly make my case. This is another condescending response to an honest expression of feelings about the lack of civility on this board. "We promise that we won't use very big words, and will type slowly in case you can't read to fast. " Please!

BTW oh wise one, you might want to work on your grammar before you attack someone else. Wisdom can be gained or acquired but not learned. That is redundant.

J H is Jade Heart Health Center, 1406 E Joppa Rd. I have visited Jade Heart several times and always had a good time as I'm sure you will also. I have no idea what the Sacred House is. I can only guess that it is one of those secret codes that the so called seniors use to hide themselves in their little world. I think we as new members should start a new, or re-new, a policy of helpfullness to other members as it should be.I know I will get my ass reamed by the so called seniors, all I can say is give it your best shot.

I will consider the source.

Gents,

I'm thinking about hitting either ML or FEHC tomorrow. Anyone know of any cute little spinners, with A/B-cups, that I could ask for at either of those places?

And Rocket, I've been to ML a couple of times recently, and both times I got good service. Check my reports for more info.

Rocket,

Can't say whether ML has improved or declined since this was my first visit there. More on that later.

First, I want to thank the various posters on this forum. It took me a while, but I think I cracked the code reasonbly well to help my first session at ML go smoothly. For someone who has been using MPs of various sorts for over 20 years, this site has been a revelation! Aside from helping me pick my first area MP, I adopted some to the practices mentioned here (putting the cover on the table. Mentioning the internet as referral, making sure the attendant saw me undressed right away, using hand signals for menu selection, etc. Just as interesting, there is a version of this site for my home town stomping grounds. So will be interesting to see if some of my old RnT pals are mentioned.

So, I went to ML tonight and was met by a reasonably young, but matronly Mamasan who took me to a room, as I was undressing, my attendant Cherry came in. She may have been described her before, but she is an attractive 30ish Asian with long straight black hair, very nice C cups that I thought were fake at first, but found out later were natural. She has a slender build, but is starting to show the effects of getting older.

We started with a TS, which was perfunctory but nice. I offered to give her a TS, but she demurred. Back in the room, I offered to give her a massage and she declined at first but I persisted and she got on the table clothed. I proceeded to give her what I'm told is a more than halfway decent massage. Soon she was relaxed and undressed fully. I did a full body massage for her. But when I started to go for some digital stimulation, it was time to negotiate the tip. Ordinarily, I steer clear of pay for play situations, but it was my birthday and I was horned up. So I did the handsignals for FS, HJ and BJ. When she held her hand out for the tip, I started with. 6 to see how she would react and she told me it was $. I didn't quibble.

With the tip settled, I moved back into caressing mode. Had her lie back and enjoy some DATY. I was pretty persistant and helped her get off. By then it was my turn. She started with CG but quickly transitioned to finish with some modified doggy FS. Frankly, I'd been priming the pump earlier in anticipation of this that it was a short ride.

After FS, I asked for and got a decent bit of neck, shoulder and back massage to end the appt.

All things being equal, it was a decent appt and would not balk if I got Cherry again sometime, but would not necessarily seek her out.

Hope this was helpful and thanks again to everybody.

Hands

[QUOTE=Rocket R]Anyone been to ML lately? I'm hoping things have turned around.

Rocket[/QUOTE]

I have been reading this report for years. In fact, I once was amused with the writings of The Great Muff Scout (who most likely goes by another name now). But I, like others, have no interest in posting.

Honestly, you can't win on this board. If you post detail, you are "giving LE too much info". If you are too vague you are "probably LE". I find it funny that even a newbie is expected to read 3 years of posts to find an address of a known establishment. Do you think by giving the address of Jade Health LE will now be able to locate this allusive establishment? LE knows where all these places are. They probably frequent them! Some Seniors need to stop patting themselves on the back so much. Telling us they went to ML and received a BBBJ from Kim is not what I call "sharing information". Some seniors writing style is barely legible (frequent readers know who I am talking about).

It would be one thing if a newbie came into this forum and asked for the name, address and phone number of a Seniors favorite SW, or asked to attend a RT. But a simple request for an address? Are you kidding me? Not to mention, if a Senior is not interested in answering a question. DON'T RESPOND. There may be a newbie who wouldn't mind responding. Go ahead. Bash away!

Was in Baltimore on business and wanted to try an establishment with American ladies. I'd read previous reports and knew that it was pricey but decided to take the plunge anyway.

Was greeted by an older lady who asked if I had an appointment. Said no but that I had been there before (I lied! ). She took me into a room in the back and introduced to two "attendants" that were available. One was a petite very cute black girl with what looked to be a very nice body. The other was a taller white girl named Jennifer who was probably one of the top 5 best looking ladies that I have ever seen in a MP. She had a smokin body with what looked to be nice large natural breasts. Small head took over and I made the mistake of choosing Jennifer.

Price was $$ for a nude mutual massage. I was face down on the table but could see in the mirrors that her body was all natural and was begging to be touched. She gave a half-hearted massage on my back and legs avoiding all sensitive areas although I was inviting her to make sure she didn't miss anything. Couldn't resist any longer and started rubbing her legs and ass. Turned onto my side and she allowed me to nibble on her breasts and rub between her legs with no penetration. She immediately started massaging my member to complete the act and I told her to not make me cum to soon as I had paid for an hour. She stopped and I went back to her breasts and she started jacking me off again. I reminded her that I paid for an hour and wanted to spend the entire hour. She stopped again but was right back at it in a minute or so. Gave up and let her finish the deed. Was out of their in about 25 minutes.

Will not return. Too bad because she was a great looking lady.

First of all, I am not going to get into a war of the words with anyone. This will be my first, last, and final say about the sharing of information on this forum. Everyone knows that in life, you do not get something for nothing. Everyone knows that it is better to teach a man to fish/farm for himself. The senior members have done this already. They have put in a lot of time and effort in this hobby. Then they wanted to share this information with us on this forum. They only ask that we fish/farm for ourselves. They only ask that we are not lazy and/or be disrespectful to them. They do not have to share the information. If you have noticed,not one senior member has bashed anyone yet. They have not and probably will not bash anyone. Also, if you have not realized it yet, a lot of the senior members are not really posting that much any more. They do not have to. They have their own pipeline, their own circle of trusted members, that you will not able to infiltrate unless you go by their rules. Plus, the best quality women already know the elder members. These women will not even look your way unless a senior member vouches for you. You can try it your way, but I do not believe that you will have much success. Remember, respect and attitude will take you a long way.


Propilot-over and out.