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I usually have good service with the regulars I see, it's just that getting started is the biggest pain the ass! They're all about having me tell them how far I am away. But then when I get there, they're hardly ever ready! "OH! I just got out of the shower! Or "Housekeeping was just here", or, "I didn't see my phone!
What the fuck man?! Get your shit taken care of before I get there!
[QUOTE=SpareTire;5566143]Spectacular.[/QUOTE]I think that Joey Chestnut and Eric Denmark are assholes, too. Chestnut refused to shake Kabayashi's hand. Denmark talked unprovoked shit about Kabayashi. And, White American fans made it all about the Americans defeating the Japanese again, making analogies to the war. Joey could have at least tried to tell Americans to make it him against Takeru, but not America against Japan. Joey didn't, and he is an example of an Ugly American.
I hate Joey Chestnut and Eric Denmark.
I also hate Brett Lawrie and Danielle Lawrie.
I also hate:
Bill Laimbeer.
Curt Schilling.
Roger Clemens.
Paul O'Neill.
#hate.
#hatred.
I hate:
Boston Celtics.
Utah Jazz.
Notre Dame Football.
Duke Men's Basketball.
Oklahoma Sooners Football.
Oakland Athletics.
People from New York.
People from Boston.
People from Utah.
#hate.
#hatred.
[QUOTE=TinyMushroom;5566368]I usually have good service with the regulars I see, it's just that getting started is the biggest pain the ass! They're all about having me tell them how far I am away. But then when I get there, they're hardly ever ready! "OH! I just got out of the shower! Or "Housekeeping was just here", or, "I didn't see my phone!
What the fuck man?! Get your shit taken care of before I get there![/QUOTE]Oh, man, do I ever hear you! I am never late, and they've had plenty of time to get it together.
They don't and they won't. At these prices! They just adore wasting our time, and exceptions are few.
[QUOTE=WarriorDennis;5565482]Here is a list of athletes and sports figures who I hate:
Larry Bird.
Dan Majerle.
Justin Verlander.
Alex Bregman.
Lance Berkman.
AJ Hinch.
Matt Harpring.
Phillip Rivers.
Ben Rethlesbarger.
Joey Chestnut.
Eric Denmark.
Rudy Carpenter.
Kelly Oleynik.
Mark McGwire.
David Freese.
Jackson Vroman.
Pat Hill.
Jerry Sloan.
Bob Stoops.
Mike Stoops.
Bob Knight.[/QUOTE]Is that you?
LOL.
[QUOTE=BusSit69;5568296]Is that you?
LOL.[/QUOTE]I am a fan of the Golden State Warriors and the San Francisco Niners.
I am Chinese-American.
I believe that White athletes have no right to be fiery, emotional, or show attitude. I believe that sports figures are obligated to be calm, demure, and mild-mannered.
lmao another sockpuppet from our resident autist
How DARE Ryan Leaf and Ben Rethlesbarger act the way they do.
If they were minorities, I would have no complaint about their actions.
But, because they are White, they have NO right to act that way.
The media, society and pop culture has taught me that white athletes are calm, demure and mild mannered.
The Pro Basketball Handbook called Jack Sikma, Wally Walker and Danny Vranes "ideal escorts to a debutante."
The SAME book said about Lonny Shelton, "If looks could kill, etc. He plays with a scowl that scares people sitting in the tenth row of the upper deck."
AND, we were in Donald Trump Era from 2016-2020. That had an effect on our thinking.
I really want to teach other guys to avoid MY stupid mistake, and missed opportunity:
This is a totally serious post. I'm going to share it, because it shows how my stupid mistakes cost me BBFS, and possibly a consensual biological baby.
I don't want anybody else (who has those same two desires) to miss the chance over literally 20 dollars. If I can save ONE fellow guy from losing out like I did, it's worth it.
Keep in mind: I was most used to seeing K-Girls, set price of 300 an hour. I paid it, I knew what I'd get: A full hour, a massage, BBBJ, kissing, and CFS, and no baby making.
So, in 2015, I honestly didn't fully know how a place like Euro Touch, Kings or VIP Spa worked. Yes, I thought there was some truth to 40 for half an hour, 60 for an hour. Maybe, I should have looked at real estate in New Jersey, or ocean front property in Arizona, too.
This was NOT me deliberately "trying to be an asshole. " It was my Stupidity. Lily at VIP may have been legit 34-35 in 2015. I gave her 60. She gave me that Ummm look. I wasn't totally dum to it (but still pretty dum obviously), but I figured 200 would do the trick. I didn't even realize until 2021, that THATS why, for 200, I was back in my car in 35-45 minutes, got BBBJ, but NOT BBFS.
Then when the Seattle scene went to shit in 2020, I was so desperate, I went to VIP, and got Lily, who was then 43-44, and looking like it. I'm not saying that to insult her. If she looked 35 in 2015, she looks 40 something in 2020, right?
Still, comparing it to what I USED to get for 300 from Asian Superstars like Mischa, Chloe and Stella, I gave Lily 180, thinking that was fair. After she came back, she told me I was short 20, and next time, bring 200. What I was too stupid to realize, is that that 20 dollar shortfall led to another rushed date with Lily, and while I got BBBJ again, I did NOT get BBFS. Other guys on this board, have said they got BBFS from Lily, showing that she did it.
It was literally 3 months after my second Lily date, that I finally learned that 200 can get you BBFS at Euro Touch.
My point: See what (again, out of stupidity, not meanness) my money shorting of Lily cost me? Two dates with her, ZERO BBFS dates with Lily. In fact, 140 plus 20:160 total dollars cost me two BBFS (and possibly a baby) with Lily, one of the better Aunties in the Seattle area (sorry, just being honest).
I'm being totally serious here: If I could turn the clock back to 2015 or so, knowing some "BBFS ground rules" with these VIP, ET and Kings, this is what I'd do:
See Lily regularly. When I saw 43-44 year old Lily in 2020, she KIND of talked about wanting to find a suitor. Well, I would have, In hindsight, in 2015, offered Lily 400-500 per date, if she consensual got off birth control for my dates with her. I respect all of you who like Cece, Monica, Yoko, and Pepsi. Pepsi I think is the facially prettiest of those ladies, but 35 year old Lily DUSTED all of them, in my opinion. Few men, of their real life wife, at real life 35, looked like 35 year old in 2015 Lily, would have been unhappy. Not saying Lily was Mischa, Chloe, Stella or Rebecca level of looks. But believe me, NONE of you would have minded doinking 35 year old Lily, for the right price. As a reference, Mapel of the former Kirkland Girls, I couldn't even pretend to enjoy having sex with her. Yuck! And, Mapel was under 30, too!
Back to Lily: Ok, in my heart of hearts, I don't think she would have consented to BBFS, OFF of Birth Control sex, for 400-500 with me. But, maybe she would have. The point: If I had a chance with an Asian girl to consensually make a biological baby with her, Lily was probably the one. Now, it's too late.
Yes, Monica, Pepsi, Yoko, have given me BBFS for 200 at ET. But, let's be real, those women are 45, at least. They can't have more babies, even if they wanted to.
You may have learned about me: My desire to consesually make biological babies with women. Some of you may ask me Why do I want to, even with a wiling woman. My response: Doesn't the "living proof" of your deed make you proud of yourself?
So, as embarrassed as I am, slim as the chances were (Slim and None, and I KICKED away Slim) to have a biological baby with Lily, my cautionary tale to all of you is: Do not make the same mistakes as me, regarding Lily.
And, I never had any delusions that any KAngel would have consensual babies with me. I'm not handsome enough.
I am 97% sure that I have No biological children in the world: If I did, why hasn't the mother come after me for child support? Even if I got zero visitation rights, she could still pilfer and squeeze 500 a month from me, given how the court system screws over men and fathers. Sperm jacking: NO woman is going to sperm Jack a guy who looks like the 55 year old Judge Robert J Franklin picture, from The Judge (go watch the intro, and look at the pictures on his fireplace, to get an idea about how non-handsome I am).
This is a sincere post.
Not to knock you, and your kinks Rex, but therapy AND a half lb of shrooms would have been cheaper.
[QUOTE=ItssHHuk;5570245]Not to knock you, and your kinks Rex, but therapy AND a half lb of shrooms would have been cheaper.[/QUOTE]I'm asking sincerely:
Do you believe that my post about Lily of VIP is sincere?
Even if you don't agree with me (and I figure most other guys don't), as long as you believe that I am being truthful about my desires, that's all that I ask for.
The worst thing someone can say to me (regarding the Lily desire)? It would be, "Rex, I think you're making that all up. I think the honest truth is, you're happy and content being single and childless. " Saying that would set me off. It would set me off much worse, than if someone said, "I believe you, Rex. But. Why do women let other men consensually impregnate them, and let those men off Scott Free of child support? Because Rex, they have game. You don't. " To the latter, all I can say is, "unfortunately, the truth is painful. ".
So, in the event that you think my Lily thoughts ARE sincere, I appreciate that you took me seriously.
And yes, I'm insecure. Always have been, always will be. I have low self-confidence and low self-esteem. I'm not giving away any secrets there.
Just a reminder: You May wonder where my fixation about biological babies comes from:
I know a guy, who has fathered several babies with different women. I know he's proud, because it's proof that he was desirable enough to get laid. If he feels so good, it's got to be right.
I knew a woman who had her first kid at 18, then the next two at 20 and 21. Julia Roberts is much more accomplished, and rich than this said young mother. Yet, because she had her first kid at 18, and Julia didn't have her first kid until 34-35, she thinks that she one-upped Julia Roberts, in one way. She doesn't feel that way, if there was no legitimacy to it.
When you meet someone with a messed up mind, sometimes, knowing how and why they got messed up (that being me) gives you some insight.
I'm a San Francisco Giants fan. If the Mariners lose their playoff spot, and the Seahawks lose on Sunday, sports talk radio won't be pleasant on Monday morning. Big sports weekend ahead. Seattle may be on a high, or in deep depression. You shouldn't lose to the Niners honestly, because we're too banged up. And, you have Russell Wilson, whose far superior to our Jimmy G. But, if you miss the baseball playoffs, how could you ultimately have let the Diamondbacks, Twins, Royals and Angels essentially block your playoff berth?
[QUOTE=RexHughes;5570283]I'm asking sincerely:
Do you believe that my post about Lily of VIP is sincere?
Even if you don't agree with me (and I figure most other guys don't), as long as you believe that I am being truthful about my desires, that's all that I ask for.
The worst thing someone can say to me (regarding the Lily desire)? It would be, "Rex, I think you're making that all up. I think the honest truth is, you're happy and content being single and childless. " Saying that would set me off. It would set me off much worse, than if someone said, "I believe you, Rex. But. Why do women let other men consensually impregnate them, and let those men off Scott Free of child support? Because Rex, they have game. You don't. " To the latter, all I can say is, "unfortunately, the truth is painful. ".
So, in the event that you think my Lily thoughts ARE sincere, I appreciate that you took me seriously.
And yes, I'm insecure. Always have been, always will be. I have low self-confidence and low self-esteem. I'm not giving away any secrets there.[/QUOTE]Consider reaching out to a therapist. Having some friends will help as well.