Rants and Stupid shit in Dayton

I was offered a fruit roll up blow job this week, something that I have never heard of, did not find very enticing, and declined. I am told that the fruit roll up, which is intrinsically sticky, clings to you dick like a second skin and that the feeling is really different and good. Well, I'm not a real fan of BJs, but a little head is nice. And I really don't like gooey sticky candy. I am told it takes at least a half hour of sucking to slowly dissolve it. Maybe the manufacturer will come out with a cum flavored roll up for girls to practice with. Who knows. Anyone try this?

I did ask if a piece could be stuck to my ass hole and rimmed off. But the lady declined.

[QUOTE=HoBeau;4623752]I was offered a fruit roll up blow job this week, something that I have never heard of, did not find very enticing, and declined. I am told that the fruit roll up, which is intrinsically sticky, clings to you dick like a second skin and that the feeling is really different and good. Well, I'm not a real fan of BJs, but a little head is nice. And I really don't like gooey sticky candy. I am told it takes at least a half hour of sucking to slowly dissolve it. Maybe the manufacturer will come out with a cum flavored roll up for girls to practice with. Who knows. Anyone try this?

I did ask if a piece could be stuck to my ass hole and rimmed off. But the lady declined.[/QUOTE]That's interesting. I've heard of ice cubes but not roll ups.

Also interesting that you find blow jobs just okay but rimming you're really down for. Hahaha. Though they both went together!

[QUOTE=HoBeau;4623752]I was offered a fruit roll up blow job this week, something that I have never heard of, did not find very enticing, and declined. I am told that the fruit roll up, which is intrinsically sticky, clings to you dick like a second skin and that the feeling is really different and good. Well, I'm not a real fan of BJs, but a little head is nice. And I really don't like gooey sticky candy. I am told it takes at least a half hour of sucking to slowly dissolve it. Maybe the manufacturer will come out with a cum flavored roll up for girls to practice with. Who knows. Anyone try this?

I did ask if a piece could be stuck to my ass hole and rimmed off. But the lady declined.[/QUOTE]Who's offer this? LOL.

Sounds fun. Did a little research and found a video.

Going to have to get one of the ladies to demonstrate this in person. Only problem ya have to make sure ya had a top notch cock sucker to make sure ya were all cleaned up before ya went home to the wife.

Let's ya know how much cock the gal taking down her throat.

[URL]https://www.youporn.com/watch/14563191/girlfriend-wraps-fruit-roll-up-around-my-dick-and-sucks-it-off/[/URL]

[QUOTE=BelowMe;4624030]That's interesting. I've heard of ice cubes but not roll ups.

Also interesting that you find blow jobs just okay but rimming you're really down for. Hahaha. Though they both went together![/QUOTE]

So I read the report about KristenCreams and decided to go see her. Communication was great. I'm a early morning person more often then not and she responded right away. The donation is a little more then I would like but that is what it is. We set everything up and then she asked me to bring her a pack of smokes. I don't do this because it makes it easy to identify you beyond a shadow of a doubt if you have exactly what was asked for. This is not to say she isn't legit because BuxKA already reviewed her but I don't take chances. You can call me paranoid but I play on the safe side. Apparently someone told her that if a person isn't willing to buy her something then they must be a cop. Seems odd but needless to say we both started getting paranoid. I wish her the best but thought I would post about it just in case anyone else runs into the same situation.

[QUOTE=Joey2738;4628139]So I read the report about KristenCreams and decided to go see her. Communication was great. I'm a early morning person more often then not and she responded right away. The donation is a little more then I would like but that is what it is. We set everything up and then she asked me to bring her a pack of smokes. I don't do this because it makes it easy to identify you beyond a shadow of a doubt if you have exactly what was asked for. This is not to say she isn't legit because BuxKA already reviewed her but I don't take chances. You can call me paranoid but I play on the safe side. Apparently someone told her that if a person isn't willing to buy her something then they must be a cop. Seems odd but needless to say we both started getting paranoid. I wish her the best but thought I would post about it just in case anyone else runs into the same situation.[/QUOTE]Brand new to the hobby. Just browsing so far. Noticed something weird about this KristenCreams chick.

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This pics are for 2 completely different women. What's that all about?

[QUOTE=HoBeau;4623752]I was offered a fruit roll up blow job this week, something that I have never heard of, did not find very enticing, and declined. I am told that the fruit roll up, which is intrinsically sticky, clings to you dick like a second skin and that the feeling is really different and good. Well, I'm not a real fan of BJs, but a little head is nice. And I really don't like gooey sticky candy. I am told it takes at least a half hour of sucking to slowly dissolve it. Maybe the manufacturer will come out with a cum flavored roll up for girls to practice with. Who knows. Anyone try this?

I did ask if a piece could be stuck to my ass hole and rimmed off. But the lady declined.[/QUOTE]CristinCremes on the Cincinnati board will gladly stick that fruit roll up on your ass hole and take an hour to clean you up. Hell she'll probably even shiver it up your ass and extract in back out with her tongue if you like!

Golfguy, playing through.

[QUOTE=Thotcriminal;4628239]Brand new to the hobby. Just browsing so far. Noticed something weird about this KristenCreams chick.

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This pics are for 2 completely different women. What's that all about?[/QUOTE]Hair is different but looks like same arm tattoo to me.

[QUOTE=DaytonSteve;4628465]Hair is different but looks like same arm tattoo to me.[/QUOTE]Oh man. You're right. Sorry about that.

Wow! Has it gone completely to shit? I don't see a single real provider on the site and the ads that are there are obviously fake scams. Maybe they loaded it with test ads to be replaced by real ads as new posts are registered. Maybe. Or, did it just become one of those "I remember when" moments like massage parlors, strip clubs, JennaDaytonCL, and so many others. They are here, then "poof" they are gone.

[QUOTE=HoBeau;4630077]Wow! Has it gone completely to shit? I don't see a single real provider on the site and the ads that are there are obviously fake scams. Maybe they loaded it with test ads to be replaced by real ads as new posts are registered. Maybe. Or, did it just become one of those "I remember when" moments like massage parlors, strip clubs, JennaDaytonCL, and so many others. They are here, then "poof" they are gone.[/QUOTE]Maybe I made a typo, maybe I caught it on a "boot up", maybe I'm just smoking bad dope, THECLASSIFIEDS. NL is up and looking good.

BTW, being listed as a regular member only means that I do not post much. I guess if I didn't know Red and soccer mom on a personal level, you'd have a point. I don't have to make deals in return for speaking up for someone. I'm not into the third grade back and forth. But I'd request White Knighting in privacy.

Captsaveaho.

I'm a regular member because I don't post a lot and I am responsible for running a company, mine.

[QUOTE=CaptStabbn;4637634]Recently caught up with Soccer Mom for another hhr of great times. The regular members post below seems manufactured based on my experience. As always, YMMV. Our level of enjoyment was even better than my visit visit. All the same cliffs notes from my visit review mixed with more comfort. She was very much into it. Her rate is on the higher end but not too far off some of the other premium hhr rates in the area. IMO, she's hot as hell. She's like to meet more of you. Senior members, PM for more details.

Capt.[/QUOTE]

So I have a question. Since the new site has new categories. Are we going to start seeing reviews on Gay, Lesbian and Trans providers sprinkled in with Straight?

[QUOTE=BuxKA;4643818]So I have a question. Since the new site has new categories. Are we going to start seeing reviews on Gay, Lesbian and Trans providers sprinkled in with Straight?[/QUOTE]I hope not.