Dec 17,2013 scouting report
In Summary: I have long held that if an establishment offers a rate of less than $50 per hhr, you might get offered a HE—depending on the girl. But it's pretty much going to be a legit massage. Based on my travels tonight, nothing happened to change my opinion.
If you need the details, read on.
I was feeling bored, but on a budget. There's been a place advertising on BP for a while that claimed to have both Asian and (S.E). "Indian" attendants. I've never had interaction with an Indian before. I wondered if she was a middle aged auntie type, a younger therapist wasting time in community college, or something in between. I brought $2 in case a once in a life time opportunity arose, but promised myself that I would otherwise limit myself to $0.35 house fee, $0.20 tip for a legit massage.- $0.40 for a HJ if the mood was right.
When I arrived, I noticed a Viet female, later 20's, in a sweater and jeans, outside the parlor doors talking on the cell. I guessed that she was the attendant killing time. There was a PPS at the front counter. I asked if the "Indian lady" was working today. He said that she wasn't working today, and recited her schedule. I said I would come back another time. The fact that he didn't try to entice me to stay by offering me another attendant—and a few other things, gave me the vibe that this place is legit.
Already prepared to spend $0.35, I went to another nearby place claiming to have a "Grand Opening" special of $0.35 hhr. They also claimed to have "10 petite hotties", and a 4 hand massage special. I only mention this because when I got there, they only had one attendant on duty. MMS tried to collect a house fee of $.40. I handed her an exact amount and I reminded her that the BP ad quoted $0.35. The actual attendant was a MILFy type – kinda cute actually, but not a petite hottie. She offered an HJ (for $0.60) which I declined. But I was able to confirm that this place really was having a "Grand Opening" (having only been opened two weeks) and that only thing available here was a HJ. The massage was okay – not bad by AMP standards, but certainly not as good as (say) a Las Vegas casino spa massage.
In any event, I got out of the house, messed around and stayed on budget. Use the key words, and you'll find the places I visited tonight.