Massage Parlor Reports

I noticed there was some discussion about where to find one since the demise of Jo Jie. Checked out Melody Spa on Ball road. Luck of the draw got me a cute 98 pound early 20's spinner type. She wore her winter outfit due to the weather, but she looked super cute with her boots. Went for a body to body massage session with no oil. She was super cute & light as a chair. But I am not sure she would want to be reviewed so I left out her name. Well, happy mongering folks & don't freeze your balls off in this weather.

[QUOTE=SlappySalami;1950632]I noticed there was some discussion about where to find one since the demise of Jo Jie. Checked out Melody Spa on Ball road. Luck of the draw got me a cute 98 pound early 20's spinner type. She wore her winter outfit due to the weather, but she looked super cute with her boots. Went for a body to body massage session with no oil. She was super cute & light as a chair. But I am not sure she would want to be reviewed so I left out her name. Well, happy mongering folks & don't freeze your balls off in this weather.[/QUOTE]SS, I'm curious about your b2 be session with Tinkerbell. I assume her winter outfit disappeared for the festivities, or did she keep the boots on for kicks? More importantly, did Tink spread her "wings," and was everything on the menu? (I've read that Cypress spas are more prone to Uncle LEO visits). Inquiring minds, and southern soldiers, wish to know.

Thanks for the info on Bio, will check it out.

[QUOTE=JoeValdez;1936213][URL]http://callthecops.net/virgin-police-officer-ruins-undercover-happy-ending-massages-investigation/[/URL][/QUOTE]Way too funnY!!

So after seeing a good review from this place decided to go ystrdy 40 at the door in walks a slim older asian girl starts with a massage and on the flip plays with Jr and says happy ending I say sure she says $ I say everything she said no only HJ. Refused she kept going at the end she gave me a HJ for 40 total 80 waste of time and money she said we don't offer FS.

Any good recommendations you guys can refer me too where I'm sure to get it all LOL would prefer latina thanks.

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[QUOTE=Raider121;1952643]So after seeing a good review from this place decided to go ystrdy 40 at the door in walks a slim older asian girl starts with a massage and on the flip plays with Jr and says happy ending I say sure she says $ I say everything she said no only HJ. Refused she kept going at the end she gave me a HJ for 40 total 80 waste of time and money she said we don't offer FS.

Any good recommendations you guys can refer me too where I'm sure to get it all LOL would prefer latina thanks.

[URL]http://orangecounty.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/free-free-hot-lingerie-girls-here-and-ready-now-4-hot-naked-fun-free-open-130-am-19/37299819[/URL][/QUOTE]Really just walk upstairs! Sure it's in-and-out, but it's still a good burger there. Downstairs is HJ only.

Really ill have to try upstairs next time pm if you have any add info in regards to that place.

[QUOTE=Daocdude;1952659]Really just walk upstairs! Sure it's in-and-out, but it's still a good burger there. Downstairs is HJ only.[/QUOTE]

This is a skip. Lakeshore Chiro off murilands, behind the burgertown.

Went in for he hour, .6 up front. Older viet milfy type for my masseuse, private room, no peep hole, and little towel for the butt... All signs were good but alas, all there is to be had here is a good massage without anything extra. I like to find the out of the way places, always like to look for hidden gems but there is always the chance that it's a dud. Lakeshore Chiro? Dud.

Ended up at star, dependable and right down the street. Left happy but still looking for a good rub with a great finish. It shouldn't be so hard to find, but it is elusive.

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Merry Christmas Gentlemen.

First off. Sticker. Great post... I can tell you're a brianac. Hopefully you're being paid as one.

I went on a little AMP adventure last night, although I'm semi-retired from the scene. Being a family man puts a damper on my adventures, as well as the conscience. But alas, I get the urge from time to time as some of you can probably relate. I considered frequenting a reliable standby around the Lambert area in LF but I decided to try a new place (for me). I'm always searching for the ultimate spot, and I think I may have found it. Understandably, we all have different desires and definitions of a great spot, but mine is basically a great massage and grand finale. I'm passed the days of wild FS (at MP's that is). So. With the intention of being vague, I went to a spot near my office in LH. They advertise on BP. I had a great time with a provider with the name that started with the letter why. Goddam dude. She did a great job. Fantastic oil massage. Hitting all the pressure points along with the slow buildup. With the slow subtle tease, increasing slightly until absolute rock hardness. Phew. She finally put me out of my misery after a fantastic massage. TS after was fantastic as well. She made damn sure all of the oil was washed off of me. And then some. Every nook and cranny was thoroughly cleansed. Wow. I was almost reluctant to post about this to keep this place the Gem that they are, but this is the time for giving after all. Took the hour and tipped $60 and well worth it. Place is on Triton in LH. I prefer not to get PM's but if you absolutely require further details I will provide discreet details.

Thanks, NC, and while I am comfortably compensated for my labors, given my obligations that are probably not unlike your own, my trollop tours are somewhat limited. But heck, that's probably a good thing, because it makes my liaisons that much more luscious when they're intermittent.

Your Triton table-shower excursion sounds intriguing, and their BP ads are entertaining, especially with the baseball-style card photo displays of pretend providers coupled with that smoky jazz background music. Hilarious. That said, although I'm not yet past the days of wild full service, I've been known to appreciate good hands-on training – especially when paired with a thorough rub-a-dub-dub. Therefore, I might need to schedule a trip to LH in the near future for reasons better than registering a vehicle at the DMV.

Thanks for your illuminating report.

[QUOTE=NumberCruncher;1953148]Merry Christmas Gentlemen.

First off. Sticker. Great post... I can tell you're a brianac. Hopefully you're being paid as one.

I went on a little AMP adventure last night, although I'm semi-retired from the scene. Being a family man puts a damper on my adventures, as well as the conscience. But alas, I get the urge from time to time as some of you can probably relate. I considered frequenting a reliable standby around the Lambert area in LF but I decided to try a new place (for me). I'm always searching for the ultimate spot, and I think I may have found it. Understandably, we all have different desires and definitions of a great spot, but mine is basically a great massage and grand finale. I'm passed the days of wild FS (at MP's that is). So. With the intention of being vague, I went to a spot near my office in LH. They advertise on BP. I had a great time with a provider with the name that started with the letter why. Goddam dude. She did a great job. Fantastic oil massage. Hitting all the pressure points along with the slow buildup. With the slow subtle tease, increasing slightly until absolute rock hardness. Phew. She finally put me out of my misery after a fantastic massage. TS after was fantastic as well. She made damn sure all of the oil was washed off of me. And then some. Every nook and cranny was thoroughly cleansed. Wow. I was almost reluctant to post about this to keep this place the Gem that they are, but this is the time for giving after all. Took the hour and tipped $60 and well worth it. Place is on Triton in LH. I prefer not to get PM's but if you absolutely require further details I will provide discreet details.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sticker;1951356]SS, I'm curious about your b2 be session with Tinkerbell. I assume her winter outfit disappeared for the festivities, or did she keep the boots on for kicks? More importantly, did Tink spread her "wings," and was everything on the menu? (I've read that Cypress spas are more prone to Uncle LEO visits). Inquiring minds, and southern soldiers, wish to know.[/QUOTE]

Hehe. As always, your mileage may vary, but here is the scoop. This particular little spinner was V as opposed to K, so she seemed like she has one foot in this business in contrast to the "Pro" who has the routine down and the service is the same for all customers. This young spinner was petite & cute which I like, and not as experienced as the hardened pro, which sometimes can be bad or good depending on the girl. I just got a handie (with her bra pulled up and pants unbuttoned with butt access but she kept her tight little lips closed) for a little bit more than the standard. If she allows fs, I am certain it would be north of 1.2 . I didn't really feel the need for that since I prefer more foreplay than the grande finale itself. The novelty of this session was her petite size, cute face and weight. She kinda reminded me of that little Asian chick on the Suite Life of Zach and Cody, but she has straight, reddish brown hair.

Over the last couple years have discovered this hobby and WOW sure glad I did. Was spending too much at local Strip Clubs. Read the reviews on here and just though I'd do my part and post something here's a list of some of the places I've been for some will bring back memories. FS.

Imperial spa-garden grove (closed) its a barber shop now but with a massage room who knows.

Tiffany, JOJO, Ruby (latina), Anna, Nikki.

JOjie- alot of the girls from imperial came here.

JOJO, Nikki aka Kelly. I want to see Phoebe per the reviews.

CPA- Tiffany aka Amy from Imperial. Haven't seen her in awhile. Anyone know where she could possibly be.

Purple Rain- Some Brazillian girl namdd Cherry and another VN can't remember name.

Melody Spa- Anna and Rachel.

Elegant Spa- Kim.

I ususally look at the adds on BP and RM. But RM sucks now you can't read the reviews unless a premium memeber. Wish there was a website that was easy to locate current spots as these places close dwon and move. BP is prob th3 closest thing but too bad the photos are fake LOL. I just want something with what's open and picture of whos there. I just canr believe some of the hotties at these places.

Also the coffee shop girls around the area are hot. I have my top 5 list I'd like to find working the MP shops LOL.

Been there a couple times. A good spot. No FS but always leave happy.

[QUOTE=NumberCruncher;1953148]Merry Christmas Gentlemen.

First off. Sticker. Great post... I can tell you're a brianac. Hopefully you're being paid as one.

I went on a little AMP adventure last night, although I'm semi-retired from the scene. Being a family man puts a damper on my adventures, as well as the conscience. But alas, I get the urge from time to time as some of you can probably relate. I considered frequenting a reliable standby around the Lambert area in LF but I decided to try a new place (for me). I'm always searching for the ultimate spot, and I think I may have found it. Understandably, we all have different desires and definitions of a great spot, but mine is basically a great massage and grand finale. I'm passed the days of wild FS (at MP's that is). So. With the intention of being vague, I went to a spot near my office in LH. They advertise on BP. I had a great time with a provider with the name that started with the letter why. Goddam dude. She did a great job. Fantastic oil massage. Hitting all the pressure points along with the slow buildup. With the slow subtle tease, increasing slightly until absolute rock hardness. Phew. She finally put me out of my misery after a fantastic massage. TS after was fantastic as well. She made damn sure all of the oil was washed off of me. And then some. Every nook and cranny was thoroughly cleansed. Wow. I was almost reluctant to post about this to keep this place the Gem that they are, but this is the time for giving after all. Took the hour and tipped $60 and well worth it. Place is on Triton in LH. I prefer not to get PM's but if you absolutely require further details I will provide discreet details.[/QUOTE]

Table showers are to AMPs as Thomas's English Muffins are to leavened dough, as Number Cruncher so adroitly enlightened us after his recent outing to Laguna Hills. No crevice left untouched. This intrigued me, because the TS are far and few between in OC these days. Especially in houses of questionable undertakings.

I've never had a nook-and-cranny TS here on the gold coast, but I do have fond memories of Golden Sea Spa in the City of Industry back in the day. In the early part of this millennium, that was my brass ring. Beyond beautiful young, tight and eager Koreans would escort you to the TS, bring you to the brink, and then dutifully raise your, er, expectations back in the softly lit room, complete with a full-length mirror adjacent to the double-sized massage table. But that happens at GSS no longer.

Prior to GSS, I had experienced TS's twice. The first was just outside of Denver while on a training assignment for work. Had no idea what I was getting into and was actually just looking forward to a skillful massage from a pretty young Asian, but she popped my TS cherry and then some. However, my wallet was woefully unstuffed, so a thorough scrubbing and a digits-induced eruption were the extent of what was then quite a fulfilling adventure.

My next training mission occurred in Philly about three years later, and nirvana was realized. My recon through the former iteration of this website led me to CH2, and after walking 30 minutes from the Hyatt to the wrong side of the tracks, I found myself at a large, weathered brown door, with nothing to indicate an AMP brothel, only the brass address numbers on the door indicated that I had not been led astray. All eyes were apparently upon me, because I was immediately buzzed into what remains my uneclipsed AMP table shower experience.

It was like stepping back in time to a brothel in the old west, where the madam greets you like a long, lost friend, and the little fillies giggle as they gather in front of you, wide-eyed and reckless thighed, hoping you will pick them. I was seated upon a red velvet love seat and handed and ice-cold Rock Bottom beer as the spectacle of nubile flesh was presented to me. The only thing was, they were all Asian, rather than Scarlett O'Hara lookalikes. And that just made it more perfect.

I chose the only Thai out of a mixed party bag of Koreans, Chinese and perhaps Vietnamese (I wasn't quite so adept at discerning Asian ethnicities back in the day). Mimi was about 25 and lacked nothing. Her presence lighted the parlor, and as she gave me a thank-you kiss while escorting me up the staircase, I rapidly ditched reality. You see, Mimi had a perfect hourglass shape along with a magnetic countenance that drew you out of your world and sucked you into hers.

Our first stop was CH2's immaculate table-shower room, and I was still in awe because the fully renovated interior of this classically reproduced brothel contradicted the beaten-down building exterior and neighborhood. Brilliant. It took her a few minutes to take off my clothes, because with each unbuttoning, she paused for more kisses. After I laid face-down on the TS table, I looked back to absorb Mimi's beauty, and was amazed at how quickly her sexy little camisole had vanished. This girl was flawless all the way down to her perfectly manicured love shrine, and although this was several years before fully shorn lower lips came into vogue, there wasn't much hair down there to begin with.

Mimi bathed me with her body, with a little water in between, and we ended that segment with some of the most delicious 69 devouring I've ever experienced. Her BBBJCIM was exquisite, even if it was only the prelude to what ensued. But this discussion is supposed to be about table showers, and since I don't have time to finish a novel here tonight, I will beam back to the present.

So today I found myself running an errand somewhat in the vicinity of Laguna Hills and just happened upon Number Cruncher's spa of choice in that neighborhood. Taking his cue, I asked for the provider whose name begins with "Why," and she was eagerly on duty. I'the describe her as a spinner MILF: very petite, but definitely not a youngin'. That said, she had an engaging personality and massage skills that probably required some licensed training. Then the unlicensed part began, slowly and intermittently. Talk about the tease, one minute she was tickling the happy boys, and the next she was working out myriad shoulder knots from me having pushed it a little too hard at the gym yesterday. Then it was back down south, and before I knew, her oiled pinky slyly entered my oil well. Now that's not something I experience very often, and sometimes it gives flashbacks to getting a digital P.S.A exam, but her prostate massage was rather adept – so I wasn't complaining.

She more-than-welcomed my Roman hands and Russian fingers and, upon the flip, I was pleased to find that despite the fact that she hadn't seen her 20's in a decade, her perky A / be cups were supple and responsive to my avid suckling. This, coupled with her masterful two-handed soldier engulfing, brought me to the brink rather quickly, after which time she did some Ninja thumb-circling something or other on the underside of soldier's helmet that set off a rather intense detonation.

Okay, okay, this is supposed to be about a table shower. Well, in this case, the table shower followed the massage rather than preceding it. But it was indeed thorough and expertly given. Unlike my days of yore in Philly, however, there was no B2 B action, but that might be on the menu. You see, this was a work day, and I had a meeting to get to, so I had to call time 15 minutes before my hour was up. To her credit, she coyly asked, "you want one more time." Oh did I, but I'll have to save that opportunity for another day.

Bottom line: Quality table shower experiences do exist in OC, or at least one does. And although it's not to the level of what used to be available in the City of Industry, and certainly not Philly, it is a nice diversion from standard fare. Now, if Slappy Salami can convince that little frisky biscuit in Cypress to move her 18-year-old hot bod to the likes of Laguna Hills, the world will be right again.

[QUOTE=OCPep;1954634]Been there a couple times. A good spot. No FS but always leave happy.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sticker;1955111] But this discussion is supposed to be about table showers, and since I don't have time to finish a novel here tonight, I will beam back to the present.

[/QUOTE]One HELL of a post brother Sticker!

I anticipate your novel like a chill dawn waiting for sunrise.

Your treatment in Philly reminds me of the days of A1 in Skypark, minus the TS.

If your ever in Stanton, try Corner of Cerritos & Dale St.