Day 1 of My "Triple Crown" OBT Pussy Tour. Frankie
First day in Orlando was Friday. Got to my hotel room and texted Megan hoping to make something happen. An hour had past and after a few text and a date set up in my room, it became apparent that she found a better option. No problem, I'll go out and snag something off trail.
The skies were dripping a bit and a mile or so up the trail from my hotel I spotted a blonde, about 5'8 hanging out at the gas station across from Miller's Ale House. I made the you turn and scooped her up.
With firm legs and decent looking tits this strumpet introduced herself as Francesca. All seemed good until after the check. Traffic was slow and Frankie started to slur her words, talking about being a licensed message therapist (right) and began fading in and out. I'm not having good vibes but felt kinda stuck so I figured I'd see where it would go. We got to my hotel door, Frankie catches her foot on the one- inch step at the entrance to my room and stumbles in.
While in my room she starts brushing up her makeup and asks me what I wanted. I wasn't expecting much out of her with her being in the condition that she was in so I just said, "I want to see you naked and get some head".
Her: you've got a licensed massage therapist here and all you want is some head?
Me: yeah, that's it.
She wanted. 60 for covered head. I was originally thinking. 30 for BBBJ but took it a bit higher and countered with. 40 noticing that she's probably a bit delusional, solipsistic and in that pre-epiphany phase. Here's where things start to get ugly. I start to get berated for being like "all the other guys who only see us girls as prostitutes and not humans".
I didn't mention that she's asking CEO rates for an unskilled service and what I was offering was more than I make (per hour) as a senior software developer with almost 30 years experience.
My response was simply, I did my homework and that's the going rate.
Her: "Who makes this rate? What invisible person decides what the rate is?
Me: "Exactlly, bits and bytes on the internet are that invisible person. ".
She asked for the money up front.
At first I refused which brought another storm out of her so I agreed so long as she was naked (hard to cash and dash without cloths).
Off come the cloths so I gave her the cash. Seeing her naked did not look all that good; a pounchy belly, saggy tits and the addict scabs. She even had a dime and a nickel stuck on her right tit which I peeled off.
Another rant ensued about not being enough money, how "she was the boss" (I didn't bother pointing out that the person with the cash is the boss and the person performing the service is the subordinate), and her bitching that "we don't do this for fun, blah, blah, blah". Ranting naked in my room for like 5 minutes to the point where I said, "are you done?
Her: "No I'm not done", and continued bitching for another 2 or 3 minutes until I had enough.
With my authoritorive, military like voice I told her to just take the. 40 and get the fuck out of my room. "You're no longer at all attractive to me and if I wanted this kind of abuse I'd go get married!
Surprisingly, she refused to leave until she blew me. And I was honestly ready to cut my losses and look for something more feminine and fun (a party girl).
BBBJwS was pretty sub-par, almost mechanical.
Afterwards she used my phone (I know, not wise), to meet up with some Deuche Bag across the street from my hotel. He told her to meet him at Walmart. So I get stuck taking her to Walmart. Anything to get her out of my room / life.
Once we get to Walmart she makes another call to Deuche Bag:
"I'm here".
"Okay see you in about 5". Click!
The Walmart parking area is pretty large so I could understand that she wanted to call one last time to set up a specific place. She calls but before she could get a word in Deuche Bag cuts in with, "You're annoying! You're annoying! You're annoying! You're annoying! Click!
Apparently Deuche Bag knows Frankie pretty well.
PGH Soldier.
Day 2 of My "Triple Crown" OBT Pussy Tour. Ghost
Made a few trips up and down the Trail in the morning and then again in the evening. Saw Frankie and a big black chick but nothing else worth scooping. Beginning to think that this Pussy Tour is going to be a bust. Things get better on Day 3 though.
PGH Soldier.
Day 3 of My "Triple Crown" OBT Pussy Tour. Barbie
My purpose for coming down here wasn't solely to monger. I actually came down here to get a little scuba diving in. My dive was scheduled for noon today so I got up early to make the 3 hour drive down to the dive site. After about 2 hours on the road, I got a call from the scuba outfit informing me that the water is too murky today and the dive is cancelled. Fuck! Will anything go my way while I'm here?
I got back to my room around 12:30, got a workout in at the hotel gym, took a shower and head out on the trail to see if I could reverse my luck. Saw a good looking, almost petite, blonde walking towards the Skyview Plaza. Scooped her up and she introduced herself as Barbie. She told me that she had to meet a friend at the Wendy's up the road. Took her there, she got out, hugged her friend (generating the "exchange") and back in my rental to head down to my room.
Once in my room she asked me what I wanted.
Me: "I could go for some head. ".
Barbie: "I usually get. 5 for head".
Me; "I've got. 4" embracing for another tirade like the one that I got from Frankie the other day.
But Barbie simply said "okay, I've got to use you bathroom first". Most likely to shoot up what she got during the "exchange" earlier at Wendy's. Whatever.
She came back out after about 5 minutes. Took off her cloths and started to get busy. This girl knows how to give a grade-A, porn-star BBBJ. Lots of eye contact, long lollipop licks up the shaft, slapping her tongue and cheek with my cock in between deep throating. At one point she even said, "this is the perfect cock for sucking" (I'm your average 6" cut). I lasted about 5 minutes before she caught my load and swallowed it down.
Barbie: "Get me a towel".
Me: "You know where the bathroom is. Go get it yourself. ".
I took her back to her room where I learned that she's staying with Shelly. Might try to hit that before I leave.
When I was leaving, I noticed Frankie across the street sitting on the sidewalk looking rough. I almost feel sorry for her.
Note: Dive is rescheduled for tomorrow (hopefully It'll happen), my Steelers won today and Miller's Ale House servers you some awesome dishes!
PGH Soldier.
Day 4 of My "Triple Crown" OBT Pussy Tour. Gigi
Spent the morning / afternoon down in West Palm Beach getting my first certified scuba dive in. It was amazing; colorful reefs, schools of fish, I even saw a shark that looked to be about 15 foot long! Other than skydiving, this dive had to be the most amazing thing I've ever experienced.
After the three hour drive back to my room, I tried a few digits but received no replies. Cricket's. So back out on the trail I went to try my luck.
Saw a few prospects hanging near the Budget. I pulled into the Wendy's but as soon as I did, LEO came from the other direction, put on his flashers and they all scattered like you'd see cockroaches do when the light gets switched on.
A few more laps. Saw Barbie out walking but decided to passed since I had just had her the day before and *wanted to sample something new. A bit later I saw another blonde with legs like toothpicks walking near the Budget.
I pulled into the Family Dollar parking lot right behind someone else who was in a minivan. Mr. Minivan did a three point turn, went to the adjacent parking lot and turned off his lights making it obvious to me that he wanted the scoop as well. Since he was technically there before me and since I was really looking for a girl who was a bit less anorexic, I yielded to Mr. Minivan monger and left the parking lot to make a you-turn on the trail. As I was going past the lot my suspicions were correct: I saw the skinny blonde get into the van.
With about an hour and a half invested in mongering the trail, I was about to give up and just go drink some beer. I pulled into the 7-11 next to Landstreet Road and couldn't believe what I saw — Gigi! * I was with her the last time I was in town, about a year and a half ago, and I remembered her giving me a great time. I hadn't read anything about her in the past weeks (okay, months) prior to my visit (yes, I do my homework) so I was surprised to see her.
At first she was hesitant about getting near my car. I said, "Hey Gigi, come over here. ".
She came up to the window, looked at me bit bewildered, then, with a lightbulb-switched-on look on her face she said, "I remember you; but from where?
"I met you about a year and a half ago. ".
"Oh, you're that Pittsburgh guy. ".
"Yeah, come on in. Let's go. ".
"I want to but I'm suppose to meet someone. I'd hate to just ditch him. Let me see what I can do. ".
She talked a bit to a Hispanic woman and a black dude who had recently came out of the 7-11, they made a call and a few minutes later Gigi was in my ride heading to my room.
We caught up a bit, I got her smoked up and she asked me if she could take a shower. Of course she could take a shower! I love it when they're naked and clean!
When she got out of the shower I threw her on the bed, played around with her body before going south with the mouth. Didn't take long to get her off. My turn next. A nice BBBJ moving on to covered mish then finishing with doggie and a smack on the ass. Niiiice. Two Jackson's did the damage.
Dropped her of at Miller's Ale House where she proceeded on her way. I went into the bar to conclude a most spectacular day with a bite, some beer and a Monday Night Football Game.
PGH Soldier.
Day 5 of My "Triple Crown" OBT Pussy Tour. Laura (aka Lala) then Wheels Up
Got up this morning around 7:30. Got a shower, had the shitty continental breakfast that the hotel offers and got back out on trail hoping to score my last piece of tail this morning before I need to be in the sky on my way home to Pittsburgh.
Did a few laps before deciding that a cup of coffee was in order. I pulled into the Wawa, got my coffee and on my way out the door, I noticed a good looking spinner with long dark hair and a darkish complexion in the parking lot adjacent to Wawa's parking lot.
I pulled up close, gave her a wave and Laura (aka Lala) was in my ride before you could say "OBT Street Walker". Off to my room for one last Orlando tryst.
I found Laura to not only be hot looking but also delightful with a very pleasant personality. In my room she started to pull out a condum and I quickly told her, "I'm just looking to get some head this morning. But I'd also like to see you naked. " Off come the cloths and we're on the bed where I'm getting a BBBJCIM.
Honestly, her skills were average. Not saying they were bad and I would definitely recommend picking her up. But she wasn't fantastic. Not nearly as good as the porn-star quality head job that I got from Barbie two days ago.
Donation. 4 with no trying to shame talk me for more. Once we were done, I put her back where I found her.
Side Note: Everything I've ever written on here actually happened. I never "DREAMED" any of this shit. For the life of me, I can't understand why some of you mongers need to frame your reports like you're some kind of Martin Luther King want to be. Own your shit!
Thanks for the memories Orlando.
PGH Soldier.