Streetwalker Reports

[QUOTE=Ump1969;4802312]I'm surprised that no vet wants to flay me with lashes for forgetting the most important piece of advice to be given to any newbie. Absolutely never, never, never have anything in the car within reach of a girl that you do not want to lose. Probably every monger that has ever lived has learned this the hard way, including myself. Example: the girl is making you roll around in absolutely ecstasy while chewing your cock, so you are paying little or no attention to her and her hands. She finishes, gets out of the car, and is long gone before you discover another $100 is gone from your pocket and your phone is gone from the center console. What are you going to do- get out and chase her, especially in some of the city's worst neighborhoods? I suppose you could call 911. "Umm, officer while parked on 5th Street (or in the vicinity) with my street girl, my phone and $100 disappeared. Can you investigate? And while you're at it, can I share the same cell as the girl since I am confessing guilt to prostitution?" Guys, many of these girls are not just thieves. They are EXPERT thieves. They know just who to hit, how, and when. If a girl get into your car with a purse or bag, be wary right from the start. I have read countless tales of woe from mongers of what they have lost. And what info is on your phone you don't want them to see? Leave stuff at home. Put it in the trunk. Carry only the cash in your pocket you plan to use or can afford to lose. And while I'm at it, I mentioned grab and dash. That happens when you make an agreement with the girl and give her the cash upfront. When possible, tell her she gets paid when the deal is done. Many girls will refuse this because, unfortunately, there are idiot mongers who get blown and then kick the girl out of the car without paying. After awhile, the girls learn not to trust us either, at least not until you have seen the same girl several times. So you make a decision- do you trust the girl or how desperate are you to get sex from her? Remember, they are not in love with you. They want cash. And they know you are not going to report it to anyone. And they will steal anything, even if they cannot use it. If they can't find a buyer, it goes in the trash? What do they have to lose? So don't end up paying more for sex than you intended. By the way, I admitted to being a victim. Once near Cicero and North many years ago I had a big girl in the car. She loved me. Her body was all over me. Her mouth was all over me. I realized one hand was by a pocket but didn't give it a second thought. She left in a hurry when she was done. And I was out $200. Light fingered Louie had maneuvered my roll without me even knowing it. Even before that I was in an apartment on 47th. Many girls were in and out. I thought I was in heaven. I suddenly realized that none of them were servicing me. I decided it was time to leave. When I got in the car, the glovebox was open and the phone was gone. Thankfully, nothing else was gone. And the car had been locked. I did a little online research. The average car thief can break into almost any car in about 5 seconds- even if it has an alarm. My phone was probably gone before I got upstairs with the girl. Like I said, newbies, most of us learned the hard way.[/QUOTE]Thanks Ump, good reminder even for the ones out here for awhile, never can be too careful and have had things happen when we get too comfortable.

Look at the 22 rules. Link in front page. Just sharing it here. The first few are key. If a woman is alone and making eye contact, assume she is looking for dates.

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/custompages.php?pageid=MongeringRules[/URL]

Was on 5th on Sunday. Saw 4 different women around there. Lot of activity. I didn't pull the trigger. Be safe.

I'm seeing a lot of you guys posting about 5th Is it really picking up out there like that! You guys going have me come out of retirement And get out this house!! I've been away from the hobby a couple months cause of covid 19 But Screw that I'm on a hunt tonight.

[QUOTE=Oramo;4792478]So obvious when a SW is walking.[/QUOTE]Two words. EYE CONTACT.

[QUOTE=NiceTown;4805532]I'm seeing a lot of you guys posting about 5th Is it really picking up out there like that! You guys going have me come out of retirement And get out this house!! I've been away from the hobby a couple months cause of covid 19 But Screw that I'm on a hunt tonight.[/QUOTE]Read back a month or so. 5th never slowed down. Just nervous mongers may have. The girls don't get unemployment. The "rent" still had to be paid. The addictions were still there. They may have been able to get free food somewhere, but the other costs remained.

Even though I am "old and in the way" this advice is very important, guys. Back in the day, yes I go back to where dinosaurs walked and pooped! And we all drove fred flintstone cars around to find providers! I got taken in on the five finger discount these c**ts will pull and of course it's all when they are enjoying your popsicle. So yes if you don't want her taking everything that isn't nailed down in your car or on your person get it away and locked in your trunk or leave it at your crib. I have one of those tool boxes in the bed of my junky little pickup and everything in my glove compartment is in a separate bag to go right in there prior and then to be locked down. So if she wants to reach back in the cab and take a roll of paper towels she can have at it!

Hi guys. I've been driving through 5th Avenue lately and like what I see, but I have never picked up a girl this way. I read the rules, but could still use some advice. First. I only have one vehicle and it is very nice. Is this a non-starter and not worth letting one of these girls inside? Also, I wouldn't feel great parking anywhere near there. Has anyone used the motel south of Roosevelt nearby? I'm nervous to try this, but I am getting closer and closer and don't want to have it go haywire on me. Thanks guys! The way I see it playing out is offer a ride, go to motel, have fun, give her a little bit extra for cab from motel (it's not that far for them to walk I think) and then I'm gone. Keep everything locked in my glove box.

For the second time, I have seen this WSW on 5th. About 5-7, brown hair. Face good, not beautiful. Body a little heavy but good. Large chest. She works hard to show it off. Today, she was wearing a low cut open down the middle black top. When I drove by, she partially opened the flaps to display the mammaries. It's tempting. But I can't help feeling she looks too good to be on the street, much less 5th, so I did not stop. Anyone know her. I know it's sounds silly, that I pass when I see a girl I really want. But the quality on 5th is usually pretty low, do I'm suspicious, along with spotting a lot of LEO's and several tow trucks.

[QUOTE=OakParkGuy;4815115]Hi guys. I've been driving through 5th Avenue lately and like what I see, but I have never picked up a girl this way. I read the rules, but could still use some advice. First. I only have one vehicle and it is very nice. Is this a non-starter and not worth letting one of these girls inside? Also, I wouldn't feel great parking anywhere near there. Has anyone used the motel south of Roosevelt nearby? I'm nervous to try this, but I am getting closer and closer and don't want to have it go haywire on me. Thanks guys! The way I see it playing out is offer a ride, go to motel, have fun, give her a little bit extra for cab from motel (it's not that far for them to walk I think) and then I'm gone. Keep everything locked in my glove box.[/QUOTE]Lock your hub caps!

[QUOTE=Ump1969;4815720]For the second time, I have seen this WSW on 5th. About 5-7, brown hair. Face good, not beautiful. Body a little heavy but good. Large chest. She works hard to show it off. Today, she was wearing a low cut open down the middle black top. When I drove by, she partially opened the flaps to display the mammaries. It's tempting. But I can't help feeling she looks too good to be on the street, much less 5th, so I did not stop. Anyone know her. I know it's sounds silly, that I pass when I see a girl I really want. But the quality on 5th is usually pretty low, do I'm suspicious, along with spotting a lot of LEO's and several tow trucks[/QUOTE]Tell her I want my ring back!!

[QUOTE=Ump1969;4815720]For the second time, I have seen this WSW on 5th. About 5-7, brown hair. Face good, not beautiful. Body a little heavy but good. Large chest. She works hard to show it off. Today, she was wearing a low cut open down the middle black top. When I drove by, she partially opened the flaps to display the mammaries. It's tempting. But I can't help feeling she looks too good to be on the street, much less 5th, so I did not stop. Anyone know her. I know it's sounds silly, that I pass when I see a girl I really want. But the quality on 5th is usually pretty low, do I'm suspicious, along with spotting a lot of LEO's and several tow trucks.[/QUOTE]Ump,

You've been in the game for a long time. Remember always go by your spidey sense. I don't often post and find myself cruising less but its been 20+ years for me. Chances are with all the chaos out there, uncle doesn't have the time however they often go for the lowest hanging fruit. Think you may have to spend some time out there and do some recon. Next time you spot her park from a distance and see if she gets picked up. I've only been on 5th a few times, I personally don't like the quality nor the area.

Good Luck.

[QUOTE=ChiTownGuy76;4816101]Ump,

You've been in the game for a long time. Remember always go by your spidey sense. I don't often post and find myself cruising less but its been 20+ years for me. Chances are with all the chaos out there, uncle doesn't have the time however they often go for the lowest hanging fruit. Think you may have to spend some time out there and do some recon. Next time you spot her park from a distance and see if she gets picked up. I've only been on 5th a few times, I personally don't like the quality nor the area.

Good Luck.[/QUOTE]That's good advice. I actually did park a way down the street to see if she would approach and get in. Another guy (white) parked closer to the corner. He got out. She came to him. They went together down the alley. Quickie? Handler?

I hope this weekend is'nt as bad as last week because it was dead the 47th stroll, lawrence stroll, pulaski and north all dead only thing out were the $10 zombies and I wasnt that desperate. Good luck out there fellow mongers.

[QUOTE=ChiTownGuy76;4816101]Ump,

You've been in the game for a long time. Remember always go by your spidey sense. I don't often post and find myself cruising less but its been 20+ years for me. Chances are with all the chaos out there, uncle doesn't have the time however they often go for the lowest hanging fruit. Think you may have to spend some time out there and do some recon. Next time you spot her park from a distance and see if she gets picked up. I've only been on 5th a few times, I personally don't like the quality nor the area.

Good Luck.[/QUOTE]The only thing I am really noticing and need to pass this along to the members here is that the fuzz must have worked out something where all territories are off! Meaning I have seen some fuzz in places that I have never seen them before ever. During the day I am ok with all areas so I need to get down there with my pickup. I do know that fuzz has been insane in the city proper with all of the protests and doing rolling shutdowns off lake shore drive and the "ex stress" ways! Well these providers need cash so they have to stay out there especially with this weather. Also I agree with chi town it's not so much the time to pick at us, it's a situation where really I don't think they have a real plan for all of this happening at once. I am seeing cruisers everywhere really just podding in places. Again also some strange vehicles that are no where near their beats are at. Up here by the airport I have been flying around on my scoot, however even though being tracked by chi fuzz, they could care less what I am doing as long as I remain legal. They are showing presence up here on the south end of the airport big time. Now when the sun goes down sorry guys I am not going down on 5th. I'll cruise down grand or up and down cicero to a point up north, however I just don't know the terrain on 5th like some of you pros to be tracking down there when I can't really see what is happening. Stay safe, healthy and be well to all. Stosh.