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[QUOTE=BancFor;7262772]Been lurking for a long time off and on and noticed all the increased posting so made an account. I usually prefer to go to a few unlisted places here but I've frequented many of the popular ones here. My recent visits this month below.

-Stopped by and saw Monica at Bao. She's a very naturally beautiful and petite, great body. Not sure if I saw her right after she finished eating or something but the breath was a little bad.

-Saw Nancy at Jinye which was surprising. Last saw her in the Seattle area a couple months ago and she remembered me. Probably my favorite provider so far and a very great time.

-Got a text from Zoe that she was leaving so went to Love and saw her before she left. Great time as usual and she's always extremely talkative and a lot fun. I decided to ask her about this Mixedplate89 guy that posts an essay every where he goes. The details are amusing and somewhat helpful other than the excessive amount of gloat. I'm not sure if he's new to the game or just genuinely thinks every girl he meets thinks he's the most handsome man to ever walk in to the shops or if he doesn't realize that's part of the experience you're paying for (we all hear that). But with him apparently dropping a few grand a month he does seem to be eating it up and enjoying the validation. She did mention he gets discounts from the boss (I'd assume that means waived room fees) in order to post positive reviews.[/QUOTE]The fact that you would ask about another man / customer is quite lame & effeminate. I wouldn't care enough about you or anyone else to ask, about another customer. Also, her divulging any info about another customer to another customer should get her canned, as it compromises the shop. All I know is she said what she said to Bella & Bella wanted me to come back to F her & she was much better than Zoey not only in looks, but at sex as well & massage. My guy D stated to me when he had his session with Bella, that she marveled at the time I took with Zoey & the overall Fuck I had with Zoey & told him that, "Your friend fuck good. " Zoey, had some weird ass kinks like biting my chin & face & over talking during the session. Which turned me off so I just fucked the shit out of here to keep her quiet. I was rough with her which was to my own undoing to a degree but she seem to like it a lot & the fuck, clearly a lot more then me. Likely, some of you cats be doing some debauchery shit that these chicks be trying to do to other customers. I don't roll like that so I wasn't feeling her at all. I just had to get my nut off & bounce.

That's how I talk. I am expressive & detailed oriented. Me being me. Fuck the rest. If you don't like it, don't read it & ignore me. Problem solved. No. I am just confident that's all and outside of the AMP shit I can pull chicks & have. Just got into this AMP shit it's been cool last 6-8 months or so. That's cute you think it's gloat or whatever or whatever the fuck you think that's cute. When I be chilling outside of the shop with these chicks & got proof of that which is fine but I aint got to go into that cause it's irrelevant what ya'll think in terms of believing me or not. I'm not posting for that. I was merely sharing my experiences. Folks can take it or leave it no biggy.

Their are some girls that didn't like me or me like them or it was mutual. It happens. A lot have complained about my size. It happens. A solid amount was cool with it. Some will. Some won't, so what. I've spoken to a lot of AMP chicks & it's not the same. They don't act the same with each customer & have overcharged customers they weren't feeling at all & yet along actually hang out with them out of the shop or invite after closing time to have dinner at the shop. Some girls take a liking to dudes past the AMP shit & I'm not the only guy that's experienced what I am referencing. I don't drop a few grand a month that's inaccurate. It's been consistently less than that & at times it got there but mostly it's not there.

You assume correctly. The house fee was waived. A lot of dudes do it so I'm getting my piece of the pie. Just some won't admit to it. I will. I wrote a review that wasn't so favorable on Zoey. Also, she begged me to take her on when at the shop when my guy D & I reconned. I wanted to see other girls & she was trying hard to convince me to take her on. I wasn't into her. D & I had no intention on staying at the time. Moreover, we saw Bella & we were both liking her. Being the homie I am, I said to D take her bro. I settled for Zoey. Coco was on her Rag & wasn't available plus smelled like cigs which is a turn off for me personally. She is relatively solid looking for her age & a sweetheart & was very nice to me every visit same as the others. After the review Zoey acted jaded & different when I came to the shop so I am not surprised about this.

My guy D wasn't feelin Zoey either. She has an EGO, being a Lot of cats on here pumped her up. She's cute, but she ain't no 8-9. She's probably at best, a 7. I don't simp for chicks so that bothered her to a great degree. I posted a review on her & she got upset & texted me. Asked me to take it down. I said no. That's when the offer was made by her & the shop. I took it. But I never asked the admins to take that post down. So with her knowing that, she likely conspired with you to try to out me out, when it only looks more bad on her & the shop.

I texted her about this & she denied it & lied which is fine. I've had coco reach out to me a few times & I at first didn't respond then spoke to her on the phone & perhaps may go back. But unlikely. She's been jaded at me not feeling her like most so that bruised her ego so this was her way at getting back at me which is fine fuck it. As for validation sir lame, no. I am self validated as I mentioned before on here a plethora of times addressing cats like you, Gary H, and Zippy etc. I don't require no one's permission. I still posted lengthy shit and detailed & the way I do it, because that's what happened and that's how I talk, regardless of how you FEEL about what I am saying if it's true or not. Idgas. It's not up to me to convince you or others of anything. Is what it is.

[QUOTE=k__rat;7263154]LOL. We can all read what he is writing. What we really want to hear about is his mysterious buddy D.

Nice post, thanks for the intel. I missed Zoe so I guess I will have to see who comes in next.[/QUOTE]Every time I addressed you, you were one of the cats that would hide with his tail between his legs like a hoe ass dude. Being passive aggressive & cosigning shit. As I told others it seems like you want smoke so we should handle that off the net if you want that smoke cause the way how you, Gary H, Zippy etc act when it comes to me is effeminate & lame. You guys get joy like losers on ish like this when ironically, a lot of members even some of your own in admins or senior members hit me up after I left for a month plus to rid the drama & effeminate energy from cats like you and your ilk in naming & some others, they still said that they value what I say, and said not to worry about jealous cats like yourself.

I'd never ask about another customer. But it's clear for you that's the goal is to try to conspire to out me which only looks more bad on their shop & others didn't take issue with it apparently from the DM's. Very little care only like idk, less than 8 or so or maybe less, peeps care like yourself who continue to mention me & D passively aggressively. Your girl was jaded because I wasn't feeling her at all & per my response to this dude which I hope gets approve, all my responses, she begged me to take her on while my guy D & I was liking Bella, but I told him to get Bella being the homie I am & I settled for Zoey who bit my chin & was into trying Debauchery shit which I know some of you nasty ass cats are into LOL. Not my thing.

She was hyped up by SIMPS like you. Due to me not feelin her she conspired with this dude to out me out so it is what it is. I took the offer as I am dude. I ain't saying no to that shit LOL. Let's be real, none of ya'll would say no. A lot of cats get that offer here anyway is what it is. I just wanted my piece of the pay fuck it LOL. And yes, D is a real person LOL. Idc, if you believe in that or not, but he's a real person. You mentioned him & me often when I was off this * for a month plus. Stop being Zesty. Go get laid more at these AMPs & stop talking about us. It's Zesty & effeminate.

[QUOTE=HardTell69;7292543]I know MixPlate's reviews are pretty insufferable to read but he literally said: "Yeah my guy D said with Anni you need more than 30 minutes LOL. " At least try to pretend you are the same person on a different account.[/QUOTE]You're a fool to think that I would create another account, to only post a duplicate of my initial review LOL. I still posted the way I preferred & a plethora of folks DM'd me & found value in it & some didn't like yourself & that's alright. My guy D, is a real person & we frequent places a bit. If you don't believe he's real or what was said, oh well. You're entitled to believe what you'd like, and I am entitled to not give a shit about you doing so. Now, with that said, have a nice day.

[QUOTE=RileySmom;7263299]So much for his integrity here. Imo.[/QUOTE]Well, I took the deal which they offered with Zoey as well given her ego was bruised when I had posted a post about her that was not favorable & she asked me to take it down. I got my piece of the pie that others do as well quiet as kept. It is, what it is. Folks still hit me up via DM & asked me to come back & found value in the shit I said & some don't. I never asked the admins to take it down LOL so she was jaded & conspired with this dude that you're responding to which is fine. I think the vast majority of cats on here would take the deal. We are men & like to fuck so it is what it is. Never claimed to be a saint or whatever. However, the reviews that I have posted have been truthful & my experiences. I just posted the shit that did indeed happen there at love that was good & the ones that wasn't well, I told mamasan & peeps like Coco etc & did not share it publicly LOL so it's partially true to a degree but yeah.

[QUOTE=CPorter608;7293670]I've seen quite a few raving reviews about Annie that talk about her legendary service. What's her appearance like?[/QUOTE]9.5 in my opinion.

Went to candy this morning was greeted by a very cute tall younger lady got in the room and gave house fee for an hour and then she proceeds to motion boom boom and says 300 I said no and ill just go to another place. She then calls the other 2 girls in and I tell them the same thing they tell me 30 minutes 150 and I took my money back and left looks like the GPS is infecting the AMPs now I guess a bunch of LDOPs are going to that place.

Took my money elsewhere.

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[QUOTE=Zizix;7294920]Went to candy this morning was greeted by a very cute tall younger lady got in the room and gave house fee for an hour and then she proceeds to motion boom boom and says 300 I said no and ill just go to another place. She then calls the other 2 girls in and I tell them the same thing they tell me 30 minutes 150 and I took my money back and left looks like the GPS is infecting the AMPs now I guess a bunch of LDOPs are going to that place.

Took my money elsewhere.[/QUOTE]You did exactly the right thing.

In the past month I've been to four different shops, got attractive ladies at my usual prices. Gentleman, try to visit some random AMPs that you have not been to in a while. Or ones you have never been to. You will likely get good service at a reasonable price and have an overall good experience.

Zizix, I salute you.

RESIST.

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[QUOTE=CPorter608;7293670]I've seen quite a few raving reviews about Annie that talk about her legendary service. What's her appearance like?[/QUOTE]I've seen Annie at least 6-7 times total & have very solid rapport with her. She's got one of the best bodies in the AMP scene that I've seen. Great shapely body & nice ass. Great legendary Head LOL to where she sucks your soul out LOL. She's fantastic & the sessions always get better with her. My only issue with her is she sucks at kissing LOL. She don't know how to tongue kiss & tries to tongue F your face where she doesn't allow you to kiss her back LOL. My guy D & others I spoke to can confirm this, I'm not the only one. She slobbers all over your face to where it's not enjoyable. That's my only complaint of her. Other than that she's fantastic & a great fuck & In looks IMO, I'd say an 8 with body factored in, and GFE & a sexual FIEND attached yeah shit 8-8. 5. She's definitely worth it. You better come with your A game with her LOL she fuck your brains out LOL.

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[QUOTE=GreenMachine;7285351]OMG! I literally am in love with two women at Baoju Spa Especially Coco.[/QUOTE]Do you think this is the same Coco? [URL]https://www.tnaboard.com/community/members/coco8sea.646024[/URL]

Either way, I might have to stop by Baoju. What are usually the chances of getting BB from AMPs?

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As mentioned in a previous post, literally across the street from the PD. My expectations were low at best, however was pleasantly surprised.

Pros: Late 20 something spinner, small breasts, nice ass. Sophia, average English skills. When greeted, she was wearing a long lab coat, once in the room coat came off, very tight short red dress, & white thong. Excellent massage skills, emphasis on teasing. On the flip full menu options were offered. Untranslated French was outstanding. All in for 1. 6 which included house fee. 45 min session. I got the impression not her first rodeo, moved from a sister shop? Not shy at all, literally took my hand and placed on her ass.

Cons: Location, besides proximity to the PD, shares parking lot & building with a family dental practice. Unless dentist is landlord, may be a short opening.

Please keep in mind that your YMMV and tastes & expectation's may not align with mine.

Stopped by here last Saturday. Parked behind the building. Climbed the stairs and walked in. A young lady in a black dress came to greet me. I think she was the only person there. I didn't stay. She was a little thick for me. Maybe 30 yo or so. Cute, curvy, and slightly over weight.