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[QUOTE=XRockFord;6289203]I agree. I always take pause when they brag how fast they can "Speedwax". I don't give a shit if it takes all day. Just get it right. Big tits only go so far. In the end quality matters.[/QUOTE]Waste of time and $ unless she starts giving a topless BBBJ.
For the $75 wax I won't go back.
[QUOTE=CBusMonger1;6291616]Waste of time and $ unless she starts giving a topless BBBJ.
For the $75 wax I won't go back.[/QUOTE]I had to go back to my regular waxer to clean it up. I honestly just wanted to see her in person and figure out what's going on.
If she'll fuck me for $$ I'll go back but it sounds like the best you get is a BJ.
[URL]https://columbus.craigslist.org/hws/d/columbus-crystal-holistic-massage/7572113415.html[/URL]
Not a lot of information or reviews so I foolishly thought I would take one for the team. I'll share as much info as possible because details on her are scarce.
Location is in a townhouse complex near Henderson & Kenny. I went after dark one evening and felt perfectly safe. Plenty of parking, no issues.
Scheduling is a helter skelter mess. Not very good communication, seemed kind of dopey when scheduling and suspicions were confirmed when finally meeting.
Her place is quite the scene. There were like 8 candles going at once, one or two incense sticks burning, tapestries all over the walls in her converted living room to massage room. She has dream catchers on the walls and little crystal trinkets scattered around. I think she lives there, but really I have no idea. I didn't see any signs of a male living there either.
Her pictures in the ad are dated by 6 or 8 years I estimate. She's overweight but it's definitely the girl in the ads, just much older.
Her speech was kind of slurred almost like she was semi-sedated. She seemed a little dopey and something was just [I]off[/I] about her. Minimal conversation outside of basic pleasantries.
Massage was awful. I arrived on time and was told to flop 21 minutes into the massage without even wiping the slathering of thick, heavy oil off my backside or feet. Gross. No teasing whatsoever up to this point.
On the flip more 20 W-50 motor oil all over the front side then the top came off. Saggy rack but great responsive nips. There was so much working against her that absolutely nothing was working to bring junior to any level of attention and after a few minutes of trying we both just agreed it wasn't happening today. I blamed it on "my medication" when in reality I don't take a single thing, it was just the overall weird experience around me.
I was out in 43 minutes and don't even mind. I was absolutely caked in the heaviest oil I have ever experienced and couldn't wait to GTFO.
Damage was 120 for the hour. I will not repeat and highly recommend steering clear of this one.
For only 20 bucks more I could have went around the corner and visited Cindy and had another wild time, but the thrill of seeing someone new burned me, learn from my mistake!
[QUOTE=Azsxdc1;6291133]My second visit to RL was not as good as my first. Mostly because I got a different lady, she was not as good as my last one. I wish we could pick our providers, this proves that even at the same parlor service can be different depending what provider you have. The lady I got this time was older (she did have bigger boobs) spoke no English at all. She didn't let me suck on her tits, she gave me her back and just jack me off like a hammer. Just way worse than last time again I really wish we could pick instead of random. That parkour has like 4-5 different ladies. Next time I'm telling them let me pick or I'm leaving there's a few of them that I want to try. Maybe I can get familiar with the line up and know the good from the bad. Gave her a 40 dollar tip will not repeat with her.[/QUOTE]I think I drew the same chick you did one time at RL. I don't understand she's the most stacked one there why wouldn't she use it to her advantage?
But all the other times I've been to RL I get the same chick you straddles you as she whips her tits out.
[QUOTE=Postal12;6292872][URL]https://columbus.craigslist.org/hws/d/columbus-crystal-holistic-massage/7572113415.html[/URL]
Not a lot of information or reviews so I foolishly thought I would take one for the team. I'll share as much info as possible because details on her are scarce.
Location is in a townhouse complex near Henderson & Kenny. I went after dark one evening and felt perfectly safe. Plenty of parking, no issues.
Scheduling is a helter skelter mess. Not very good communication, seemed kind of dopey when scheduling and suspicions were confirmed when finally meeting.
Her place is quite the scene. There were like 8 candles going at once, one or two incense sticks burning, tapestries all over the walls in her converted living room to massage room. She has dream catchers on the walls and little crystal trinkets scattered around. I think she lives there, but really I have no idea. I didn't see any signs of a male living there either.
Her pictures in the ad are dated by 6 or 8 years I estimate. She's overweight but it's definitely the girl in the ads, just much older.
Her speech was kind of slurred almost like she was semi-sedated. She seemed a little dopey and something was just [I]off[/I] about her. Minimal conversation outside of basic pleasantries.
Massage was awful. I arrived on time and was told to flop 21 minutes into the massage without even wiping the slathering of thick, heavy oil off my backside or feet. Gross. No teasing whatsoever up to this point.
On the flip more 20 W-50 motor oil all over the front side then the top came off. Saggy rack but great responsive nips. There was so much working against her that absolutely nothing was working to bring junior to any level of attention and after a few minutes of trying we both just agreed it wasn't happening today. I blamed it on "my medication" when in reality I don't take a single thing, it was just the overall weird experience around me.
I was out in 43 minutes and don't even mind. I was absolutely caked in the heaviest oil I have ever experienced and couldn't wait to GTFO.
Damage was 120 for the hour. I will not repeat and highly recommend steering clear of this one.
For only 20 bucks more I could have went around the corner and visited Cindy and had another wild time, but the thrill of seeing someone new burned me, learn from my mistake![/QUOTE]Thanks for the review. I've scheduled twice with her that were each canceled. She only charges. 75 on Sundays. Did she allow mouth access to those nipples or just hands? OTC down low?
[QUOTE=Tevin1626;6293540]Thanks for the review. I've scheduled twice with her that were each canceled. She only charges. 75 on Sundays. Did she allow mouth access to those nipples or just hands? OTC down low?[/QUOTE]I wouldn't pay $7. 50, let alone 75.
Really wasn't interested in putting my mouth anywhere on her.
[QUOTE=Azsxdc1;6291133]My second visit to RL was not as good as my first. Mostly because I got a different lady, she was not as good as my last one. I wish we could pick our providers, this proves that even at the same parlor service can be different depending what provider you have. The lady I got this time was older (she did have bigger boobs) spoke no English at all. She didn't let me suck on her tits, she gave me her back and just jack me off like a hammer. Just way worse than last time again I really wish we could pick instead of random. That parkour has like 4-5 different ladies. Next time I'm telling them let me pick or I'm leaving there's a few of them that I want to try. Maybe I can get familiar with the line up and know the good from the bad. Gave her a 40 dollar tip will not repeat with her.[/QUOTE]The thing to do to get who you want is to find out the name of the girl you prefer then call ahead and say who you want to see and when. Sometimes that doesn't work, so then you tell them you aren't going to show up. A few times I showed up to see who I called ahead to see and was told she wasn't available, so I walked out. The last thing they want to see is that and they will scramble around to get you who you want.
[QUOTE=Postal12;6293957]I wouldn't pay $7. 50, let alone 75.
Really wasn't interested in putting my mouth anywhere on her.[/QUOTE]LOL! Thanks for the review. I think I'll save my money.
[QUOTE=YellowLubr;6294088]The thing to do to get who you want is to find out the name of the girl you prefer then call ahead and say who you want to see and when. Sometimes that doesn't work, so then you tell them you aren't going to show up. A few times I showed up to see who I called ahead to see and was told she wasn't available, so I walked out. The last thing they want to see is that and they will scramble around to get you who you want.[/QUOTE]Really good point and RL is the best at playing dumb even when you call. Ok I waiting for you and you get there and they have no idea LOL. Big games.
What do you guys think about her last post?
[QUOTE=RickMann;6294760]Really good point and RL is the best at playing dumb even when you call. Ok I waiting for you and you get there and they have no idea LOL. Big games.[/QUOTE]Calling ahead and requesting a provider is not honored at RL. One time, I started with a provider that I requested and insisted upon. She started the massage and at around 15 minutes, the door opened upon and there was intense conversation between my provider and the manager. I was unilaterally assigned a different provider. There was nothing I could do at that point. The manager apologized at the end It seems like their model requires that the clients be divided equally in sequence so that everyone is making dough. Luck is definitely a factor here.
[QUOTE=DeskJockey;6297072]Calling ahead and requesting a provider is not honored at RL. One time, I started with a provider that I requested and insisted upon. She started the massage and at around 15 minutes, the door opened upon and there was intense conversation between my provider and the manager. I was unilaterally assigned a different provider. There was nothing I could do at that point. The manager apologized at the end It seems like their model requires that the clients be divided equally in sequence so that everyone is making dough. Luck is definitely a factor here.[/QUOTE]The customer always has the right to say no. If you don't get the girl you want to see, you don't have to stay. I one time had a girl run out to the parking lot after me because I only wanted to see the girl I asked for. The bottom line is they want your money and will give in to get it from you. In your case when they told you, you had to switch girls you, should have gotten your money back. I was once taken back to the room expecting to see who I wanted, another girl then came in to do the massage and I said no, give me my money back. They then made the correction.
[QUOTE=Bakuapoa;6296812]What do you guys think about her last post?[/QUOTE]2 sides to every story. Everyone has a right to voice their position or opinion. Isn't America a great county. In the end we'll all have to decide for ourselves and use our best judgement.
[QUOTE=XRockFord;6297350]2 sides to every story. Everyone has a right to voice their position or opinion. Isn't America a great county. In the end we'll all have to decide for ourselves and use our best judgement.[/QUOTE]My judgment is she's fricken nuts. Too much drama, too much attention on her. Hard pass.
[QUOTE=Bakuapoa;6296812]What do you guys think about her last post?[/QUOTE]The one on Facebook talking about how the state yanked her nursing license?