Where's F&C?? LOL I keep seeing that in these posts
[QUOTE=BigBoDonk;5769136]Eyyo seriosly, why would someone want to bang asian granny with fake tits? There are plenty of them in any night club in Westminster that will do it for free.[/QUOTE]Is it First Class massage? LOL you are talking about. Great grannies with big ol titties and nice asses.
Sunday (Almost Not So) Funday
So this past Sunday I got the urge to go mongering, specifically for a Latina MP. Only experience with a LMP was Cozy Acupuncture, and while the service was ok and cheap, the provider wasn't really my type. Since I've seen a few posts on here talking about how Anaheim has a lot of talent, I decided to head there. I also use RM to supplement my research, although just the free version where you can't see any review details.
I headed out to Holistic Massage Spa, since there were pretty good reviews on this thread and the most recent RM review was posted 3 weeks ago, so I figured it was a go. When I get there the door is locked. I look inside the window and the place looks empty. RM said opened daily so I guess they are closed permanently. OK I'll go somewhere else. I head over to Brookhurst Acupuncture since there's a RM review posted 5 days ago and open daily, they have to be in business still right? Nope door is locked too, place looks completely empty from the tinted windows to Alright, third time's a charm so I go over to the place titled "Hot Latina Massage" on RM (have also seen it referred to as Passion Massage) located on 1807 Katella. The little courtyard in that place gave me ominous vibes for some reason. Door was locked and no one answered the door when I rang the bell. What the hell does RM have the wrong business hours and are all MPs closed Sundays usually? All the providers at church?
Disgruntled and blue balled, I give up and decide to head home. On the way back, I notice Star's Therapy on Glassell in Orange. I was always curious about this place so I made a stop. I was greeted by a young Mexican papasan. $50 for 30 min. The provider I got was Mia, light skin kinda thick Mexican with fake boobs and butt. Friendly and made small talk, English was ok. Massage was basically non existent LOL. She put some type of hot pad / heat compress (thing on my back, lightly massaged my upper back, and massaged my head for like a couple minutes. After that, she asks what I want, so I tell her FS. Didn't request a specific amount but I donated $120. She grinded on me with her panties on, then gave a CBJ. For the CFS we started in doggy, finished in missionary. Said she works Sundays. Would probably come back for Latina FS, but I could get a decent massage with FS at my ATF or other AMPs. Curious about the other talent here though.
Probably not going to go to Anaheim in the near future at least since I struck out so bad on my first three choices LOL. Was considering King's Acupuncture as a fourth option initially. Might check it out in the future but I'm mostly going to stick to Orange, SA, or CM.
Best Prostate in Laguna Hills by O SPA Massage and Wax
Ask for Mary or Vicki, Mary only works Mon to Sat, 11 til 5 pm, make an appointment for sure. Older, but in the dark, it really didn't matter how she looked. LOL No FS but great handies here.
She has perfect body and perky tits. She lets your suck on her boobies while playfully giving a good 20 minute massage then the real fun begins. If you tip her $60 she lets you play with her flower down there. Just don't insert LOL. So she recommended Vicki, kinda of thicker Chinese girl, pretty face. Try to make an appointment, they are busy with walk ins. Not bad $40 for 30 minutes or $60 for the hour plus tipping them Mary doesn't ask for anything up front, neither does Vicky. Only other place I can think of near here is a spot off of lake forest and the 5 freeway, but I forgot the name.
What happened to the Promised Land?
[QUOTE=Ekali;5769462]Assuming he is talking about 440 Fair Dr. In Costa Mesa. It's like a open courtyard with a lot of AMPs there.[/QUOTE]Is 440 Fair still alive? I was there in December and it was completely dark. I scoped it out from the parking lot and didn't get out of my car. The place appeared to be 100% dead during the 15 minutes that I observed. I saw no one going in or out. What's the latest confirmed status? It was my understanding that all the businesses were either gone or in the process of being shut down. Such a pity. This used to be the promised land.
44X fair drive still open
[QUOTE=HeartlessJay;5763182]Newbies don't just get handed the keys to the buffet. You must earn intel by first sharing intel. And good stuff, not just reruns from Bamboo. You're here, you must have monger info of your own. Let's hear some![/QUOTE]Lights aren't on in this AMP heaven but they are all open honey spa rose massage and sunny spa.
Don't go to white swan rude girls and took $60 from wallet wo asking.
Elle for a domme session at Havana
This is a long one but I'm pretty stoked on this. It's really hard to find a good femdom and when I heard a bomb blonde babe was doing it I was sold. Once Elle walked in I was absolutely floored. I'd heard she was beautiful from other reviews but god damn she is legitimately a model. 10/10 face with ridiculously deep blue eyes, 10/10 body she's in incredible shape, incredible D's, and a nice round beautiful butt to complement the rest of her figure. She asked if I'd done a domme sesh before, told her I haven't here and she asked what I'm into. She's very VERY good at taking control yet making you feel comfortable, and was respectful of my boundaries. Really friendly and kind and caring, but also able to command the room in an instant. It took us a second to find our groove as I'm not into the typical femdom stuff like humiliation / pain, more into the teasing aspect of it. She suggested a mix of nuru / domme session which ended up being ideal for me. The massage was great, she's actually good at it and hits the right spots and applies a great amount of pressure. On the flip oh my her smile / figure especially her D's is heaven. She tied my hands and dommed the hell out of me, most notably making me ask permission to talk and teasing and edging me. Incredible technique that got me finished real quick due to her eye contact and ridiculous looks. Would recommend Elle for a femdom session 1000 times over, it was more enjoyable than a few of my professional femdom sessions. Overall especially if you're into traditional femdom stuff, Elle is your domme no questions asked. As a nuru provider if you're into bomb blonde babes that seem genuinely very concerned with making sure you enjoy yourself, Elle is your provider. I think she said she's there Wednesday and Friday or Sundays. Wednesday for sure.
Well there's Nuru and then there's "Nuru"
[QUOTE=MongerMan37;5771725]Anyone else notice the nuru rates have gone up. I see so many providers charging 180-200 for a half hour long session. Curious if anyone out there is paying that? At what amount do you say no more being that you can get FS for around the same. 180-200 seems pricey for a handjob. I don't care how hot you are.[/QUOTE]Most of the "Nuru" providers aren't really doing Nuru. They're just doing a little front and back oil rub and finishing with 2 minutes of body slide and a HJ. That's not really nuru. Real nuru involves the special seaweed based gel and a lot of slippery time with you and the provider on an air mattress, and it's worth every penny you pay for it. I don't really know of anyone in the area who's doing real nuru right now though. I
As the previous poster said, you can get FS for cheaper, but quite honestly I don't find most FS sessions that enjoyable. Even if it's with a hot girl, 90% of the time FS is just get you off as quickly as possible so she can get on to the next customer. There are exceptions of course, but I find a nice nuru with a hot girl and a great HJ release far more enjoyable. As with anything else, you have to find that special provider who satisfies your needs, but I'd much rather have a top notch HJ than a run of the mill lay any day. That may just be me in my old age though - priorities change over time.
Requires further investigation.
[QUOTE=Grimmy23;5771589]Think about it. This place has younger, hotter girls than pretty much any MP out there. If guys were really banging these girls for $200 there would be lines out the door and reviews all over this place. I don't know what exactly their game is. It definitely is not a "franchise. " I own a franchise so I know that game quite well. Just for kicks I contacted them and asked for their FDD (Franchise Disclosure Document). It is something that all franchise businesses are legally obligated to provide. It's a government regulated document that has to be in a certain format that discloses pretty much everything you would need to know about buying in to the business. They didn't even know what a FDD was. Look at their Yelp and Google reviews. They're almost all 5 stars with half of them written by women, and most with Vietnamese names. There's an occasional "John Smith" type name posting a review, but with your typical Asian grammatical error syntax. They're obviously using bots to post reviews and doing it so poorly it's humorous. No female Asian client would pay $200 for 30 minutes to get a legit massage from a hot young Asian girl. They have plenty of their own Asian spas that give full body massages for $30. I can tell you with certainty that there's nobody at this address with a California massage certificate, which means the girls almost 100% are not trained in massage. Their business model doesn't even work. They advertise that their VIP members can get massages from as many girls at a time that they want. So imagine a "VIP" books a massage and wants all 4 girls working. The spa basically has to dedicate all of its resources to one dude for an hour and not book any other clients for no extra fee? It doesn't work and would be logistically impossible..[/QUOTE]I find this absolutely fascinating. What's the angle and HTF exactly does this thing work? The guy in the pics looks like such a putz that he could be on of us. I want to figure this out, but the Nancy Drew in me doesn't want to end up in a dumpster with a Colombian necktie. This requires caution and the superior intellect of a lifelong monger that may actually need to take this seriously. Does anyone have any actual 411 on this? Not speculation, but real information? Thanks in advance. Meanwhile, I will consider how and if I shall pursue this further.
Not worth the extra charge
[QUOTE=MinnyMassage;5771971]How close is what they are doing at Palms to being "real" nuru? They advertise VIP with real nuru gel, but that doesn't guarantee it's good.[/QUOTE]I haven't been to Palms, but the sister spa Havana charges extra for real nuru gel. That in itself isn't worth the cost as the service is very much the same. To get the full effect you need the air mattress setup. The only place I've ever had it was in Asia and it was quite messy, but tons of fun.
LOL who cares. Move on LOL this is about MP. Not some failed attempts
[QUOTE=Grimmy23;5771589]Think about it. This place has younger, hotter girls than pretty much any MP out there. If guys were really banging these girls for $200 there would be lines out the door and reviews all over this place. I don't know what exactly their game is. It definitely is not a "franchise. " I own a franchise so I know that game quite well. Just for kicks I contacted them and asked for their FDD (Franchise Disclosure Document). It is something that all franchise businesses are legally obligated to provide. It's a government regulated document that has to be in a certain format that discloses pretty much everything you would need to know about buying in to the business. They didn't even know what a FDD was. Look at their Yelp and Google reviews. They're almost all 5 stars with half of them written by women, and most with Vietnamese names. There's an occasional "John Smith" type name posting a review, but with your typical Asian grammatical error syntax. They're obviously using bots to post reviews and doing it so poorly it's humorous. No female Asian client would pay $200 for 30 minutes to get a legit massage from a hot young Asian girl. They have plenty of their own Asian spas that give full body massages for $30. I can tell you with certainty that there's nobody at this address with a California massage certificate, which means the girls almost 100% are not trained in massage. Their business model doesn't even work. They advertise that their VIP members can get massages from as many girls at a time that they want. So imagine a "VIP" books a massage and wants all 4 girls working. The spa basically has to dedicate all of its resources to one dude for an hour and not book any other clients for no extra fee? It doesn't work and would be logistically impossible. So I don't know what exactly it is that they're doing. Maybe serving as a front to get people to buy MPs of not quite the same business model? If you know much about the AMP business, the unfortunate fact is the majority of it is a criminal enterprise with a kingpin located somewhere in Asia. The "owners" of the spas are just pawns, so when they get busted and thrown in jail the kingpin just recruits new owners and opens other shops elsewhere..[/QUOTE]Who cares LOL move on. [blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue]
Lucy is at Reflexology behind the Fish and chips lol.
[QUOTE=SaltyDog;5769791]Are you going to do a review on First Class Massage?
I found it using Google maps.
BTW welcome to the forum and I'll be waiting for your first review.[/QUOTE]FC and F& C are two different places.
Lucy is at Reflexology behind the Fish and chips lol.
New FC in SA 2/10 stars waste of time
[QUOTE=UncleLumpyLap;5770046]Visited the new FC in SA.
I believe the provider was Lulu.
Exactly what you wold expect.
I Started with BBFIV to test the waters. She wore a short dress with everything accessible.
She responded with BBT (Broke back tease) then the flip.
More teasing with some BBHJ and BBDFK with tits hanging out and some dirty talk. She was like the Asian version of the mom from the golden girls, it was sexy.
It seems like all was available.
Got the full service tune up for $.[/QUOTE]Not sure if you were at the same place That I went to. This place was on Harbor and w 1st street.
There's a metro PCs next to it in a busy strip mall. Walked in there were like 5 grannies. And I asked for Lulu. Hoping for a good BJ and FS. None just a regular handy by another younger Lulu with kinda dark blonde hair, Chinese girl in her late 30's. B cups nothing special and nothing excited. Paid $40 for the house and $60 for tips and barely got to suck her titties. Waste of time.