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They have several new girls. It's a shame! Melanie was my ATF. Daisy still works there but she was a little too mechanical for me and no dirty talk. Has anyone seen Asia?

[QUOTE=Grimmy23;5742218]Good to see a newbie contributing right away instead of just asking for info on the first post. I've been to Havana many times. A lot of people here will say these nuru places (Havana, Palms, and the like) are way too expensive for just a HJ. It's true that you can get HJ much cheaper at many other places, and you can get FS for less than what you pay for HJ at these nuru shops. But you're generally paying for 1) a full hour with a naked young hottie; b) a known quality of girl, not the run of the mill AMP girl which is usually 40-something meh with the rare young hottie (pure luck of the draw); and c) lots of body on body contact. To me, with the right girl at least, the premium price of Havana and Palms is worth it. It's not something I'm going to do once a week at that price point though. As I mentioned, you can bang a hot young K-girl for about the same amount of money. But the nuru shops have their place for sure.[/QUOTE]

Has anyone been to SH health lately? In the same plaza as the dim sum place.

They got some big naturals there but their actual massage was lackluster so seeking a different place.

Anyone have a place that has big naturals with good massage (good teasing), lmk please. Handy is fine for me and trying to stay under a bill.

No bamboo please. Saw Linda last time and it was lackluster. Hesitant to try new places these days because I've failed so many times in the past trying them 🥲.

If you're not opposed to going to F&C, all the providers give BBBJ or at least they used to. I know some people can't imagine going to F&C.

Maria was the best one at CKB. It's sad she's gone.

[QUOTE=OCMongerin;5765450]I recently went to CKB again, hoping for a good BBBJ. I know Maria is long gone, but I've gotten good BBBJs there from some of Maria's other proteges.

It was disappointing. Forgot the providers name but the attitude was very standoffish. Wanted 100 for a covered BJ that was very mechanical. Eventually had to finish with HJ.

Are there anymore good BBBJ places out there?[/QUOTE]

Three spas open and busy.

Saw nana with huge rack. But kind of "too soft" for me.

Still looking for my MILF to replace the one that went back to China. An ATF MILF with a nice rack and even better fun attitude that would let me go raw when she 's "horny".

[QUOTE=OCMongerin;5765450]I recently went to CKB again, hoping for a good BBBJ. I know Maria is long gone, but I've gotten good BBBJs there from some of Maria's other proteges.

It was disappointing. Forgot the providers name but the attitude was very standoffish. Wanted 100 for a covered BJ that was very mechanical. Eventually had to finish with HJ.

Are there anymore good BBBJ places out there?[/QUOTE]

Try Anna at Miracle on Bolsa and Ward. CKB seems to be granny central without the fun it used

True Health Reflexology on brookhurst had a horny MILF there once. Crazy deep throater. Went back and they had a granny in a cheerleader outfit.

Is 6* still open? Young China girls getting hard to find.

[QUOTE=RedRoddddd;5765905]Try Anna at Miracle on Bolsa and Ward. CKB seems to be granny central without the fun it used

True Health Reflexology on brookhurst had a horny MILF there once. Crazy deep throater. Went back and they had a granny in a cheerleader outfit.

Is 6* still open? Young China girls getting hard to find.[/QUOTE]I went to Miracle and tried Lilly resulting in a terrible session, not recommended. My review is dated 11/27/21. Good hunting with Anna.

6* Emily was the youngest I've seen there. Expensive 120 tip and not too open to GFE. Perhaps multiple visits might result in better experience, but I wasn't wowed to try.

Been having better luck with L&L recently in terms of beauty, but have had ZERO luck there with anything more than a UTC north OTC south HJ ending. And I've been generous tipping there for an UTC north HJ. No putting your lips on the goods, FYI.

[QUOTE=Bronco;5765133]Sooo Apple is at F&C or at Happy?[/QUOTE]She works at both place. Apple is good fuck and high in demand. I had to call papasan to get an appointment to see her.

[QUOTE=PlasmaSpray;5765865]Three spas open and busy.

Saw nana with huge rack. But kind of "too soft" for me.

Still looking for my MILF to replace the one that went back to China. An ATF MILF with a nice rack and even better fun attitude that would let me go raw when she 's "horny".[/QUOTE]Can you please tell the name place you went to?

Who has the best prostate game in OC?

Called the new spa at Euclid and Lampson and mms told me young girls were off but she was available. She followed saying that she is old, 55 years and I would be happier with young girls tomorrow so I politely declined and moved on.

So being horny, I wondered over to L&L to try and catch Mia but she was busy so I drew Amy. Looked younger and cuter than most Chinese AMP girls so I went with it. Started with lackluster (borderline mediocre) massage and requested harder pressure and it got worse and actually started to hurt in a bad way. Chatted her up and asked me who I have seen before and dropped several names at le palace and air body. I mentioned several names including Nicole and she slaps my butt and playfully says bad boy. On the flip, she immediately pays homage to jr and starts a finger tickle and ball massage to get me hard. Starts stroking jr and says yes I have seen you before so I take care of you and whispers in my ear that she wants to suck me. Negotiation and settle on. 8 no mention of cover. Pulls up top and exposes small b's with big dark eraser nips. She starts sanitizing a little more and goes to town. Slow build up BBBJ and alternated using hand and no hand. I guided her to go deep but she stopped after a minute or so and finished with hand. Definitely inexperienced but could use some instruction and practice: Overall, too many others to try and would not repeat.

Sorry this report has been overdue for a couple of months, but I know some here enjoy a bit of starfish fun. Went to Cloud9 in WM, drew Coco. Maybe 40,6 in looks, small AB's (I think). She had on yoga pants and a v-neck top. Paid $40 for hh, she took me to the first curtain-lined room on the right. Hate those curtain-lined rooms. Massage was very good, and she twisted me around a bit. Good conversation. Tease started after about 10 min. She went under, and around, and from the side. Once I arched and raised my hips off the table for easy access, she worked the starfish into her tease. Never entered, but lots of play. It's not my thing, but wasn't too bad. That lasted for 10 min, then the flip. Went right to jr, she allowed some otc roaming but that was it. Stayed a bit out of distance. HJ wasn't bad. Cleaned me up, Tipped $40, and I was out. Would not repeat, but for you starfish tease lovers, she was good. Cheers and be safe.

[QUOTE=BigBoDonk;5766878]Can you please tell the name place you went to?[/QUOTE]Hi can anyone tell me where is this Fair Dr place?

[QUOTE=BigBoDonk;5766908]Who has the best prostate game in OC?[/QUOTE]She's "different" though. Very different. I guarantee you she will give you the biggest, strongest prostate orgasm you've ever had in your life. She knows how to edge you and really drain your sack like it's never been drained before. I literally had to lay on the table for a good 10 minutes after my session with her before I could get enough strength to sit up to get dressed. On the negative side, she's older (pushing 60), not that attractive (but not ugly either), doesn't take any clothes off (but you don't really want her to anyway), and doesn't allow mutual touching (you don't really want to). Visiting Zelda is more like going to a clinic than seeing a massage provider, but OMG, she will bust your nut like it has never been busted before. Definitely worth seeing at least once just for the experience. Google Zelda the OC Walnutsaver to find her info.

There's also Kasstina who works out of an upscale apartment in the same area (near Angel Stadium). She gives good prostate action and is also FS if you want that, but she's pretty nutty and not that attractive (overweight, flabby, not attractive face, saggy tits). Nice unrushed experience with a strong finish though. Her hour session is more like 90 minutes by the time you're done. I've reviewed her on here too.

[QUOTE=Grimmy23;5767043]She's "different" though. Very different. I guarantee you she will give you the biggest, strongest prostate orgasm you've ever had in your life. She knows how to edge you and really drain your sack like it's never been drained before. I literally had to lay on the table for a good 10 minutes after my session with her before I could get enough strength to sit up to get dressed. On the negative side, she's older (pushing 60), not that attractive (but not ugly either), doesn't take any clothes off (but you don't really want her to anyway), and doesn't allow mutual touching (you don't really want to). Visiting Zelda is more like going to a clinic than seeing a massage provider, but OMG, she will bust your nut like it has never been busted before. Definitely worth seeing at least once just for the experience. Google Zelda the OC Walnutsaver to find her info.

There's also Kasstina who works out of an upscale apartment in the same area (near Angel Stadium). She gives good prostate action and is also FS if you want that, but she's pretty nutty and not that attractive (overweight, flabby, not attractive face, saggy tits). Nice unrushed experience with a strong finish though. Her hour session is more like 90 minutes by the time you're done. I've reviewed her on here too.[/QUOTE]Any idea on pricing?

[QUOTE=BigBoDonk;5767053]Any idea on pricing?[/QUOTE]She's 170 for a session. Works out of the back of a warehouse across the street from Honda Center - very private and discrete. When I was getting close to exploding, she said "it's ok, you can scream if you need to. Nobody will hear you back here." LOL. I'm pretty sure I did scream too, and I'm not one to do that. Kastina was 160 for a session. She's a one and done for me - as I said she did a good job of making me pop, but she's not much to look at and talks incessantly about wacko conspiracy theories. Zelda on the other hand I'd see again. With Zelda you just need to have your expectations straight that you're not going to see a hot young MP girl. It's a very different sort of experience. I've had young hot girls give "prostate massage" before but it was just stick the finger in and wiggle it around a little. Zelda will give you a bona fide prostate orgasm, which if you've never fully experienced, you need to at least once in your lifetime.

[QUOTE=BigBoDonk;5767053]Any idea on pricing?[/QUOTE]Believe it's about 170 all in, there is a link on her website with pricing. She is rather serious about using the calendar on her site and confirming via email.

[QUOTE=BigBoDonk;5766908]Who has the best prostate game in OC?[/QUOTE]I don't want to sound like I'm pimping for Mindy at Bamboo but for a $35 hourly fee and a $50 tip Anna, Andy or Linda will check your oil for you. Personally I find it a little distracting but my prostate isn't what it used to be. And I get dry eyes afterwards. I can't blink for the next hour. LOL.

[QUOTE=BigBoDonk;5766908]Who has the best prostate game in OC?[/QUOTE]A more conventional alternative than the infamous Zelda is Yoko at Sunnywell in Santa Ana. No problem to get her nude and she'll do a VERY active job on your rear portal if you encourage it.

[QUOTE=BigBoDonk;5766908]Who has the best prostate game in OC?[/QUOTE]Like others have already mentioned, if you are interested in exploring in dark arts of prostate explosions, Zelda is your girl. I believe the information the other mongers have provided is absolutely accurate, but I have some to add. Zelda considers herself a therapist. She considers guys busting a nut as routine and proper maintenance. Seriously. No joke. I believe she sincerely cares about the guys that visit her and is somehow actually emotionally invested in people. She is not like an AMP MT. Now before you think I am some kind of shill, she's not much to look at and I wouldn't fuck her with my worst enemies dick, but with that said, if you are willing to let her stick her magic wand up your pooper (she uses condoms and is great about hygiene. Although here place is a bit cluttered, the massage room isn't anyways) she will give you a HJ combo with prostate massage that will have you squealing like one of the three little pigs. It's an intense experience and for sure it's not for everyone, but for those that want to experience a truly next level orgasm, I don't know anything that I could recommend that exceeds it. Afterwards she will very lovingly clean you up and give you a warm hug on your way out. I think Zelda is in it for more than the money. Maybe I am wrong. IDK. I have been to so many AMP and I deep down I always know it's business, even if I pretend it isn't. Somehow with Zelda, it always seems different.

[QUOTE=Hornilius69;5765957]She works at both place. Apple is good fuck and high in demand. I had to call papasan to get an appointment to see her.[/QUOTE]Do you know which days Apple works F&C, and which days she works Happy? (To know which place to call to set the appointment.).

Any tips at LF 109? Thinking of going after work tomorrow but don't know who to ask for and what to expect. Any help would be appreciated! Tried 106 next door and wasn't too impressed. Not even close to what they call "nuru" massage.

Was intrigued by this number and I ended up at a place that has re opened by appointment, Sweet Massage in Beach and Cerritos. The girl was "Nana", a twenty something little thing with a very pretty face hot body but a unfortunate stomach tatoo very gorgoues and passionate girl.

Lots Of breast play, nipple sucking, CBJ cfs very enjoyable girl.

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[QUOTE=BigBoDonk;5766908]Who has the best prostate game in OC?[/QUOTE]Zelda the walnut saver, near Anaheim stadium. She's not a hottie, and there's nothing more on the menu, but she gives a true prostate milking. Most of the AMP girls think a prostate massage is sticking a finger in your butt. Zelda will draw noises out of you you didn't know you could make.

I realize I'm just another Joe asking for input. I get it if you don't feel like helping out. However, If you are up for sharing your advice please respond or PM me.

I'll be in town for the weekend, unrelated to the Super Bowl. However, my experience is that many people use the SB to crack down on paid fun, and primarily sex trafficking of minors (more power to them). Given I'd like to stay as far away from that as possible, I'm thinking I'll go the AMP route with an established record and good recommendations. This forum is full of good info, and I have some leads. And even some help from a local re: F&C. But, there are almost too many choices and opinions on the forum for an out -of-towner with limited time! I'm used to two options where I'm at.

I'm looking for recs of something close to the Hyatt (on Chapman south of Disney). My window of opportunity will be limited to Thursday, Friday and Saturday morning, and I'll be trying to hit two places. I'll likely be Ubering. Ideal scenario is Nuru, but otherwise a younger (20-30's) slim CFS option would be great. Any feedback (high and low priced) is greatly appreciated. Right now, based on my research I'm leaning towards Palms or Newport Nuru (because Zelda is booked!

[QUOTE=HeartlessJay;5767701]Zelda the walnut saver, near Anaheim stadium. She's not a hottie, and there's nothing more on the menu, but she gives a true prostate milking. Most of the AMP girls think a prostate massage is sticking a finger in your butt. Zelda will draw noises out of you you didn't know you could make.[/QUOTE]One more thing I forgot to add is that Zelda has admittedly short fingers, so if she can't reach your button, she'll want to use one of her toys on you. To me, it's not the same as a finger, and not my favorite effect. Still a good experience though, mind bending.

[QUOTE=MinnyMassage;5767707]I realize I'm just another Joe asking for input. I get it if you don't feel like helping out. However, If you are up for sharing your advice please respond or PM me.

I'll be in town for the weekend, unrelated to the Super Bowl. However, my experience is that many people use the SB to crack down on paid fun, and primarily sex trafficking of minors (more power to them). Given I'd like to stay as far away from that as possible, I'm thinking I'll go the AMP route with an established record and good recommendations. This forum is full of good info, and I have some leads. And even some help from a local re: F&C. But, there are almost too many choices and opinions on the forum for an out -of-towner with limited time! I'm used to two options where I'm at.

I'm looking for recs of something close to the Hyatt (on Chapman south of Disney). My window of opportunity will be limited to Thursday, Friday and Saturday morning, and I'll be trying to hit two places. I'll likely be Ubering. Ideal scenario is Nuru, but otherwise a younger (20-30's) slim CFS option would be great. Any feedback (high and low priced) is greatly appreciated. Right now, based on my research I'm leaning towards Palms or Newport Nuru (because Zelda is booked![/QUOTE]Honestly I'm pretty much done with the AMP game. Why? Because over 30+ years in the hobby, they're all the same freaking thing, no matter what city or state you're in. It's almost always a half assed massage, flip, negotiate tip, then whatever finish you negotiated, all from a 30-something to 40-something ok looking Asian girl. There are of course rare exceptions where you get a young hottie, but for the most part, AMP experiences for me are pretty much meh, been there done that too many times. That's just me though.

It's hard to go wrong at Palms in terms of a lot of body on body contact with a young hottie. I've never been to Palms. I've been to Havana which is their sister location- but a few of the girls work both places. I've never been disappointed there. Always hot girls. Some are better with technique with others, but you always get a fully naked body sliding on yours. It's HJ only though and the girls stick to that strictly. Some will do prostate for a little extra. Not "Zelda" prostate or anything close, but a little finger up the back door action while working on the finish.

CFS you can get at any AMP. Some people here will chime in with their favorites, but it's hit or miss (with more miss than hit).

[QUOTE=HeartlessJay;5767708]One more thing I forgot to add is that Zelda has admittedly short fingers, so if she can't reach your button, she'll want to use one of her toys on you. To me, it's not the same as a finger, and not my favorite effect. Still a good experience though, mind bending.[/QUOTE]Yeah, when Zelda broke that dildo out my first thought was oh hell no, you're not shoving that thing up my ass. She got me nice and relaxed though, and when she got it in there it was actually enjoyable. When you see Zelda you just have to get yourself into that Zen and understand that you're in for something very different, and you're probably going to experience an orgasm like nine you've ever had before. I actually came twice with her, which I never do. The first one was dry. I came really hard and was out of breath. She said "that was hot but I didn't get any of the good stuff. Let's keep going. " I was like oh fuck. LOL. She kept working (I don't even want to know what noises came out of me) and about 5 minutes later I erupted all over her hands. I didn't even know I was capable of shooting that much cum out at once. When I went home and took a nap because I needed one.

Against my better judgement, I ventured over to F&C after work. I don't know what the hell was wrong with me, but there I was and as luck may have it, I got Coco. I think I get a better massage when my dog walks on top of me than what I got from Coco. On the flip she asked for $ for a HJ. I said I would pass. Eventually we got down to. 4 and it was game on. She jackhammered so hard that I thought she was going to rip my ballsack off. All the while she was making some heavy breathing Darth Vader sounds. I didn't know WTF was going on. I just want it to be over with my scrotum still attached. Blessed be the monger that I survived this horrific encounter the Darth Coco. I shall endeavor not to return to the forsaken realm known as F&C.Actually I will probably be back to hit one of the other hags. I just can't help myself.

I will only give information on the girls with people I'm familiar with it. If your looking for something cheap everyone knows we're to go right? F&C. You won't find Apple at Happy or F&C. She's at a different location if you have her number then you already know. She has some new friends once they go through my training session they will be ready for your enjoyment. Peace out!! Always remember to tip your server!! Go Rams!! Angels 2022 Spring Training!! Doyers suck it!!

Wow. 211X Harbor on CM. Park in back. Call ahead for Jenny. Tall and beautiful Thai-Chinese mix. Body to die for. I'm usually too wordy in my reviews. I'll just say. Wow. Run, don't walk. F'ing hot! She's the stuff legends are made of.

[QUOTE=PhineasPhreak;5767674]Was intrigued by this number and I ended up at a place that has re opened by appointment, Sweet Massage in Beach and Cerritos. The girl was "Nana", a twenty something little thing with a very pretty face hot body but a unfortunate stomach tatoo very gorgoues and passionate girl.

Lots Of breast play, nipple sucking, CBJ cfs very enjoyable girl.

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[QUOTE=Illeffeqt;5751642]Thanks! Appreciate the DD on Classy as I drive by that place a lot and was always curious. Any provider recommendations? Assuming that 40 is for HH and 60 H?[/QUOTE]All of them are really good actually. I have had everyone in there I think about like 2-3 times. Some even let you FIV. Depends on the therapist and if they like you.

[QUOTE=Zangieff;5751979]What's the damage at detox nowadays? Used to be $120 no house fee for 30 min FS.[/QUOTE]Still 120 but 40 house fee. Some providers will do more for like an extra tip.

[QUOTE=HeadorTail;5768505]Wow. 211X Harbor on CM. Park in back. Call ahead for Jenny. Tall and beautiful Thai-Chinese mix. Body to die for. I'm usually too wordy in my reviews. I'll just say. Wow. Run, don't walk. F'ing hot! She's the stuff legends are made of.[/QUOTE]70 to the house for an hour? Please be a little more wordy. .

[QUOTE=CalTheImpaler;5768013]Against my better judgement, I ventured over to F&C after work. I don't know what the hell was wrong with me, but there I was and as luck may have it, I got Coco. I think I get a better massage when my dog walks on top of me than what I got from Coco. On the flip she asked for $ for a HJ. I said I would pass. Eventually we got down to. 4 and it was game on. She jackhammered so hard that I thought she was going to rip my ballsack off. All the while she was making some heavy breathing Darth Vader sounds. I didn't know WTF was going on. I just want it to be over with my scrotum still attached. Blessed be the monger that I survived this horrific encounter the Darth Coco. I shall endeavor not to return to the forsaken realm known as F&C.Actually I will probably be back to hit one of the other hags. I just can't help myself.[/QUOTE]The one time I went F&C I got her too. Ugh! I was able to hold out after the back rub and turn down multiple asks to give me a handy. Just couldn't do it. And that laugh of hers sounded like she smoked 3 packs of cigarettes a day. Kudos to you for getting hard with all that going on! I never went back!.

[QUOTE=Westttwon;5768672]Still 120 but 40 house fee. Some providers will do more for like an extra tip.[/QUOTE]They charged me 160 last time. Sunday night girl with nice boobs and butt. Tattoo on butt.

[QUOTE=Handylover;5768866]The one time I went F&C I got her too. Ugh! I was able to hold out after the back rub and turn down multiple asks to give me a handy. Just couldn't do it. And that laugh of hers sounded like she smoked 3 packs of cigarettes a day. Kudos to you for getting hard with all that going on! I never went back!.[/QUOTE]Guys, guys. There is only one reason to go to F&C. Lucy. Call ahead and make an appointment. Bareback anything you want and she LOVES it. Always smiling and cheerful, WANTS you to CIM, CIP whatever. Cleans you (and her) up meticulously. Zero reports of anyone getting an STD. She's happy with a 70-80 tip. Yes, I have a regular MT at another place but maybe once a month I get the BB itch and visit Lucy. She's not a 20 year old spinner but she sure delivers.

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[QUOTE=NiceGuy99;5769025]Guys, guys. There is only one reason to go to F&C. Lucy. Call ahead and make an appointment. Bareback anything you want and she LOVES it. Always smiling and cheerful, WANTS you to CIM, CIP whatever. Cleans you (and her) up meticulously. Zero reports of anyone getting an STD. She's happy with a 70-80 tip. Yes, I have a regular MT at another place but maybe once a month I get the BB itch and visit Lucy. She's not a 20 year old spinner but she sure delivers.[/QUOTE]Eyyo seriosly, why would someone want to bang asian granny with fake tits? There are plenty of them in any night club in Westminster that will do it for free.

This is a family owned business, there is no Jenny that works here, someone is just spamming our business. We have regular massages only. Please look elsewhere.