Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;7209931]Dude, sounds like you are really trying to either save money or not offend a hanjobeee massageee.

Yes, pre dawn of man, it was 40 for the half and 40 for the satisfying release from some age 36-40 hag.

I think so long as you do not go for the incredibly erotic over the clothes fondling, you could still get away with 40.

However, if the door fee is now 50, which it is I think in most places, you would probably be breaking some law of second differential equations by not paying an equal fee to the help.

For me as a guide, when I go to a handie joint, I pay for 60 for the full hour. If I really just get the regular monger treatment, I do 60. But if the girl fingers my boy pussy and does not rush me, even if I only get the over the clothes, I will do 100, perhaps 80.

I think 40 is history.

We could use some extra help on the fish counter if you need some extra money. You can apply in person at the ralphs on overland just south of red lantern.[/QUOTE]I appreciate the input. It sounds like it's 60. Thanks. That's what it was a few years ago so it seems inflation has not taken hold on the corner of the illicit economy.

You read my situation wrong. I'm not hard up for cash. This hobby was, and would be, eminently affordable for me. But it's been a while and I don't want to walk into some joint uninformed. I neither want to overpay nor underpay.

[QUOTE=Murrican;7210081]I appreciate the input. It sounds like it's 60. Thanks. That's what it was a few years ago so it seems inflation has not taken hold on the corner of the illicit economy.

You read my situation wrong. I'm not hard up for cash. This hobby was, and would be, eminently affordable for me. But it's been a while and I don't want to walk into some joint uninformed. I neither want to overpay nor underpay.[/QUOTE]I find your lack of faith disturbing. My sad devotion to the ancient religion of handjobs has given me clairvoyance enough to recommend that you hit the following places:

Red lantern. The ultimate power in the universe. Literally some of the girls here have tighter pussies and more generous bushes than at a nunnery in the adirondacks. You can text ahead of time and get a roll call and cross check against the recommended here.

Wharf. The mother ship. I have not been in a while, but surely worth it.

19 xx santa monica. Just at santa monica and 20th. Guys seem to be hitting his place harder than lizzo at an all you can eat KFC.

815X in wee hoe. The place with the freshest colombian beans.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;7210101]I find your lack of faith disturbing. My sad devotion to the ancient religion of handjobs has given me clairvoyance enough to recommend that you hit the following places:

Red lantern. The ultimate power in the universe. Literally some of the girls here have tighter pussies and more generous bushes than at a nunnery in the adirondacks. You can text ahead of time and get a roll call and cross check against the recommended here.

Wharf. The mother ship. I have not been in a while, but surely worth it.

19 xx santa monica. Just at santa monica and 20th. Guys seem to be hitting his place harder than lizzo at an all you can eat KFC.

815X in wee hoe. The place with the freshest colombian beans.[/QUOTE]Man, I used to have up 19 xx and 81 xx. All the time. Those are OG.

I stopped going to AP's around the time you started to post about wharf. Though I've lurked on these forums now and again. If I recall, you had some pretty bad experiences there.

Red lantern is new to me.

[QUOTE=Murrican;7210411]Man, I used to have up 19 xx and 81 xx. All the time. Those are OG.

I stopped going to AP's around the time you started to post about wharf. Though I've lurked on these forums now and again. If I recall, you had some pretty bad experiences there.

Red lantern is new to me.[/QUOTE]Red lantern has affected string theory. The only comparison was 8155 pre covid when Zara was there, this was the dark Egyptian girl who looked like the goddess cleopatra, and when I was boffing her standing mish and I stopped to take a nitro cause I was about to die, she stated "I did not ask you to stop".

Red lantern has some ridiculously good looking Asian women.

Made an appointment at one of those places that felt borderline legit. I dunno, probably the addiction to the thrill of discovery or something. Whatever, was one of those days I was actually in the mood for just a decent massage and if extras come up, so be it.

6 for the hour, older Thai probably early 50's, maybe mid 50's. Name's Mina / Nina (Tough to tell, as she was pretty animated and chattery. Strong massage, nothing bone-cracking, but suitably relaxing. Friendly and talkative in just the right way to make you think it's a legit place. All curtains in the room too. 8/10 massage, but this was a couple weeks ago so that's even more subjective.

At the very end, maybe 5 minutes left in my hour, she gestures at extras and I'm actually surprised and manage to play dumb and ask price. She says same as the house fee and I'm game.

Cue about 10 or 12 minutes of dick work that was pleasant, but just not my speed. Not jackhammering or anything terrible, just didn't work out. No finish for me, but still a good effort. Left. 65 for her trouble. Would go back for another massage, but probably will skip the HJ. Not a FS joint, at least not with her.

[QUOTE=Johnksc123;7208761]As a long time lurker and first time poster, I have to completely agree. Amy was amazing and a sweetheart. She was very generous with service. Definitely a service queen with a great figure to boot. She has nice natural Ds. I would definitely repeat if this place is still around. Amy said thing have slowed down a lot so I worry we might lose this gem.

Mongers, I would give Amy and other provers here a shot if you are in the Culver Cuty area for sure![/QUOTE]Amy informed me that new girl Lili has reported to work and apparently is a treat for all the mongers who fantasize about orally-skilled, young, big breasted Chinese providers. Planning to sample soon.

[QUOTE=Willie23;7210871]Amy informed me that new girl Lili has reported to work and apparently is a treat for all the mongers who fantasize about orally-skilled, young, big breasted Chinese providers. Planning to sample soon.[/QUOTE]I am hearing that I am supposed to announce my name at the door here, they are very customer friendly. Finally Willie23 and I are not at war. This must be the end of days.

[QUOTE=Murrican;7210411]Man, I used to have up 19 xx and 81 xx. All the time. Those are OG.

I stopped going to AP's around the time you started to post about wharf. Though I've lurked on these forums now and again. If I recall, you had some pretty bad experiences there.

Red lantern is new to me.[/QUOTE]19++ SM was fun. I couldn't pick between the two girls working and settled four boobs. Worth it.

Rebecca at red lantern has the ass you need to get with in doggie.

It is this alabaster contraption of skin and muscle that is smooth as Frank Sinatra at a 1957 Vegas showcase.

All the other joints are about as outdated as the fucking macarena.

I got in around 8 last night and was welcomed in by rebecca. She cannot be over 30 and has a tight body, I think one nothing tat.

A well handled Bush and a warm puss.

If you are a fan of oral (if? She will not let you down, she attacks the penor and gooch from three directions (I was in the small room, so she could not try a fourth).

The acid test was flat doggie. I believe that had I shook her crazy I would have nutted in the bag hard. But it appeared that the joint was filling up, so I did not want to waste her time and she jerked me off.

She said I was amazing. Not you superman, not you so strong, not you so big, that I was amazing. Awwwww.

[QUOTE=UjuJonas;7205837]I needed relief from the frustration of stocks and options, so here I was at Red Lantern Spa, looking for a way to get back to drained, relaxed, and grounded. Rebecca was basically just what the doctor ordered.

She has a slim and petite build, around 5'2 and 100 lbs. Nice handful C cups, firm and nice. She is a good looking girl and she looks very young, age wise mid 20's. And she has a nice aggressive and assertive style plus a service queen vibe.

She strode into the room ready to hug and take the initiative to dfk with me. And then BBBJ. She practically tore me to pieces with her intense BBBJ and BLS assault. Aggressive in a good way.

When I was ready to fuck, she got the condom on me and then encouraged me to fuck her in mish and then mostly in doggy. She seemed like she really legitimately prefers doggy, for what it's worth. I had a great orgasm that way, and at that point I had definitely gotten what I came for already.

I was ready to leave relaxed and drained, but I got a bonus massage, she insisted on giving me the full time, nice personality and great service-style. Recommend.[/QUOTE]Where is the Red Lantern Spa? What city?

[QUOTE=Smokeweedeus;7208915][URL]www.vrxxxperience.com[/URL]

Been trying to make it over there, but they're booked up every time. I'm in the area. Seems like a pretty interesting concept. You choose a video to watch on VR and a therapist acts it out with an HJ (maybe BJ too?

Curious if anyone has tried and how it was.[/QUOTE]Shoot that definitely sounds surreal I would def give it a try if anyone can confirm its worth the visit might TOFT on this one.

Does anybody know anything about this place on 3rd and sweetzer? It's close to my work and would be perfect for a lunch hour handjob but I don't want to walk in blind. Every review of the place in rubmaps is the same girl Allie. But I can't read them because I don't subscribe. Thanks.

[QUOTE=MassMe;7211158]19++ SM was fun. I couldn't pick between the two girls working and settled four boobs. Worth it.[/QUOTE]The last time anything was worth it in sa mo was when ginja was there next to the costume store.

Are you telling me that there are hot young asians at "day spa" 19%$ across from the old IHOP?

Apparently there's a huge line of mongers that pre booked at red lantern.

Girl showed me the texts in Chinese saying all three are booked, and monger waiting outside at the back entrance.

Priscilla it better not be you waiting outside lmao.

[QUOTE=Willie23;7209205]5437 Sepulveda, Culver City -- back entrance is best.[/QUOTE]Stopped by slipped in the back entrance like you suggested.

TLDR: BBBJ BBBJCIM, 69,Missionary, Cowgirl, RCG, Doggie, GFE, DFK.

Walked in kind of just following where the wind sends me. This Time I was met By Cherry. A cutie in a black dress With some nice black hair. She had a bubbly personality With some natural looking D's on a thinnish frame. One of my favorite types. Got a short massage where she teased my balls from the back as I was laid down. Which I grabbed her ass signaling I wanted to turn over. Turned over She grabs Jr. Does the normal speal then goes to get her supplies then come back. Returning back she took the dress off. Showing off her slim figure and after that it was On started With BBBJ where she gave me stroke and tongue combo had her try to make as much as she could down take her time Making sure her tongue touched every inch of my cock. She was a trooper cause I am not going to complain if she is taking her time with that and just let her go but eventually got her to get on the table and join me for 69. She stoood up after I gave her a good tongue lashing and Put the rubber on and jumped on top for RCG grabbing onto her booty cheeks then she playfully turned around while trying to keep the dick in. Cute little devilish smile on her face and all. After that got down had her on top of the table still went into doggie where I was grabbing at them titties from the back. But I wanted to be truly relaxed when I popped so I laid back down on the table and let Her suck me to completion and gave her the well deserved load all in her mouth which she promptly spit into a napkin.

I will be up and down driving all over the place. If you know anywhere for some big naturals I will happily trade whatever information I have. Keep on mongering yall.