TOFTT and yup. Got robbed.
[URL]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/ill-get-ya-mind-right/9271063[/URL]
I should have known better from the start she doesn't post her name in her BP ads. But she told be she goes by "Ashley". We agreed to everything over text and good to go. So I thought. She showed up a half hour late. I get it things happen. So she gets in and immediately says ok let's go give me money. She actually forgot what we agreed to. So like an idiot I go ahead and show her where to find her donation. Now the fun starts.
1. I stay in nicer hotels every week so she was immediately floored that she couldn't smoke in the room. She wanted to go downstairs for a smoke and promised me she'd come right back up. This time around, I was telling her no, after.
2. She starts rummaging around my room looking for food. She wants food. She needs some food. She wanted to order room service and I told her let's do that after. She was really fidgety and nervous and definitely using something. I actually gave in because clearly she hadn't had a meal in some time so as it happens I have a pack of packaged starkist salmon in my bag LOL. She ate the salmon out of the bag. You read that right.
3. After enjoying her bag of fish, I ask her to rinse out her mouth because let's face it, nobody wants a salmon hummer. So she complies. Finally removes her apparel.
4. Ok so she doesn't bring a hat. Great. She proceeds to start with a very unenthusiastic BBBJ. Then her jaw starts to hurt and she starts winding down and absolutely mechanical with no enthusiasm. I got about as hard as a wet middle. It was so hard to concentrate while she kept sucking snot up her nose. Flippen awesome right there.
5. I stop her and ask her if she's ok, she said she'd really like a cigarette, she wished she would have had one before she came up because she's not used to fancy hotels not letting you smoke inside. So I'm finally done and I'm like go ahead. She looks at me and promised she'd come right back up. Asks me for a cigarette and I point out my pack. She actually grabbed all my smokes like I didn't see it. She stumbles out into the hotel hallway after taking some quarters I have on my counter saying she was grabbing a snack from a vending machine. She'll be right back she says. I watched as my hard earned money strolled down the hall in a meth induced daze, knowing she wasn't coming back up and though I could have stopped her, my self esteem kicked in and told me let that one go and chalk it up to legit crackwhore games. My first time being robbed and I suppose I should be lucky.
It's all too bad because she really had a nice body with a seriously right kitty. Perky titties and a once-pretty face. She had some vajajay odor and some breath mints would have been her friend. It was clear she was being assisted by some medication not found in a legit pharmacy. As always and as our hi burst mantra says, YMMV but with this one, save your money and thank baby Jesus that you didn't pay for a crackhead. I'm not angry. It's actually kind of funny. But it has soured my willingness to partake for a while. She had no prior reviews hat I could find. Make your own decisions brothers and be safe.
Here I am thinking I TOFTT LOL
[QUOTE=MigglesMcgee;2900891]She used to post as "Michelle" off Dunn Ave. She was reported on a few times. Some bad, some not so bad. It seemed the biggest complaint for most was the room condition and her having kind of a thuggish attitude for a tiny white girl LOL. I saw her myself a few months ago and had no real issues. She did not seem medicated when I saw her, and my only real complaint was the smell of smoke in the room. Her service was slightly above average, but I boosted that rating "pretty good" based on how cute she was. Here's one of the more terrible reviews from her first round of posting way back:
[URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?7357-Backpage-Advertiser-Reviews&p=2793324&highlight=dunn#post2793324[/URL]
I'm feeling pretty lucky about not having the kind of experience you and Jactionville did.[/QUOTE]So yeah I wished I would have seen that review. Last night was worse than that one. It was actually funny watching her chugging fish from a package and tweaking out. Don't know why I'm amused, I should be angry. I feel bad like I'm taking advantage of you guys who've all taken the leap on unknown providers so now and again I feel like I have to do my part. Won't be doing that again any time soon. I'll stick with known reviewed ones thanks to you pioneers of the hobby!
Catilina is scraping the bottom
I am a little late with this one. I saw cat about 4 days ago and she has so many sores on her that its unreal and if that's not bad enough she has a girl hiding in the bathroom. I figured I would give her another try she was the only one who replied out of the all the girls I texted. The BBBJ was ok and she refused to take her dress off, once I has her bent over I saw two big ass sores on her ass and then on the flip there were two more on her front side never got the dress higher then her waist. I had to pull out and just let her finish with BBBJCIM. Good luck if you try her this is the latest ad. She doesn't even look like her photos anymore.
[URL]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/double-ur-pleasure-and-twice-the-fun-slippery-when-best-241-specials/9049337[/URL]
Glad to hear it. Well not glad but.
[QUOTE=JaxRider;2901853]I am a little late with this one. I saw cat about 4 days ago and she has so many sores on her that its unreal and if that's not bad enough she has a girl hiding in the bathroom. I figured I would give her another try she was the only one who replied out of the all the girls I texted. The BBBJ was ok and she refused to take her dress off, once I has her bent over I saw two big ass sores on her ass and then on the flip there were two more on her front side never got the dress higher then her waist. I had to pull out and just let her finish with BBBJCIM. Good luck if you try her this is the latest ad. She doesn't even look like her photos anymore.
[URL]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/double-ur-pleasure-and-twice-the-fun-slippery-when-best-241-specials/9049337[/URL][/QUOTE]Catalina is actually the 1st BP chick I've called in about 3 years and got no answer or callback. Given this review I'm glad she never responded.
Bambi, previously on the West Side, now at the beach
Here goes with my first official monger post. Hit Bambi up a few weeks ago but we never got together, she just went dark on me after first few texts. She text me out of the blue this morning and we set up a QV (20 min "massage") for tonight and she quoted 80 for her time. Sounded like a sweetheart on the phone so on the way to her place (a few blocks from the beach), I offered 100 for HH, she stood her ground for 120 so I decided to give in and go for it expecting a much better time spent. Next time I think I will just stick with the usual QV until I get to know them. Anyway, it turned out to be a standard QV with BBBJ and covered FS. Skills were average, got the job done but nothing to really brag about. She was cute and nice but not GFE. Private residence, single floor apartment was a mess and she had a female roommate that directed me into the place on the phone (Bambi just relocated from west side I believe). Roommate took care to not see me so I didn't get a visual but she was courteous throughout the visit and did not interrupt. I felt a little nervous at first about location, but it all turned out well (but I prefer places like the Hilton or the Omni, just saying.). Would repeat in a pinch, but session was not worth the 120 though, more like 60 IMO. I have had much better times for that donation. The link below is not current but best I could do. Pics are accurate but she has some baby damage, her number has changed and she took her recent ad down, but she goes by "Bambi".
[URL]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/bambi-soaking-the-city/9106568[/URL]
Magik Mike.