Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Monkey16;3501199]Gentlemen,

I'm not in the best of shape and am a little self conscious about being a hairy, Silverback gorilla looking fatty. Does that diminish my chances of having some nice dreams? Serious question. Because that's the only reason I haven't began exploring.

I apologize if this isn't the right place to post this question.[/QUOTE]In my experience, it won't matter to a good provider. Additionally, I have noticed the AMP providers are more likely to spend some time running their fingers through a dense forest of chest hair than their Caucasian counterparts. That said, YMMV, but you won't know until you get out there.

If it bothers YOU, there are some ladies that have manscaping as an additional service. I have become less self-conscious about it and just enjoy my massage.

BSOT.

Stoop.

[QUOTE=Monkey16;3501199]Gentlemen,

I'm not in the best of shape and am a little self conscious about being a hairy, Silverback gorilla looking fatty. Does that diminish my chances of having some nice dreams? Serious question. Because that's the only reason I haven't began exploring.

I apologize if this isn't the right place to post this question.[/QUOTE]The Asian providers seem to like hairy guys in my experience. I have found the best area for AMPs is Greenbelt. Hit up the PG county forum's for some good options.

Happy hunting!

[QUOTE=CVilleCub;3501161]I've been 3 times so far, twice to see Jazmine and once to see August (Sharon is on vacation apparently but coming back next week), all 3 times have had the BBBJ that ISO spoke of. Took me a solid 2 weeks of texting sporadically to finally receive a response. But now I get answered within 20 minutes consistently.

I'm not very savvy on this site, so I don't know how to include multiple quotes in one post, but to other people who have been doubting his authenticity, I assure you he's telling the truth. At His and Hers I unfortunately did not receive the same treatment as him, but what I did receive was very sensual and I honestly felt as though I could work up to it, but I only visited the one time, and Sandra rarely does the massages herself anymore from what I've gathered here. Similar to ISO, I'm fairly young and I like to think I give off a good vibe, so most of the time I receive above-the-norm service, but there are definitely exceptions to that and sometimes being young backfires on me. I don't know why people get salty when a provider isn't interested in them, while money is the big differentiator, ultimately everyone has their type.

Happy hunting gents.[/QUOTE]I stand corrected as I seen Jazmine this week and she does give a BBBJ. I was shocked, but happy that I was wrong. Sorry for judging your review ISO.

[QUOTE=Monkey16;3501199]Gentlemen,

I'm not in the best of shape and am a little self conscious about being a hairy, Silverback gorilla looking fatty. Does that diminish my chances of having some nice dreams? Serious question. Because that's the only reason I haven't began exploring.

I apologize if this isn't the right place to post this question.[/QUOTE]Or half the guys here.

[QUOTE=Serpico99;3495054]I hit up a spot in a office building next to the building where people work through "snow, rain, and heat".

You can park on the side of the building to be discreet. Enter through the front of the building on the first floor as soon as you enter. No waiting outside to ring a bell, just open the door and go in. I was the only monger there after work so I don't think this place gets much foot traffic.

My provider was Lily. She is ok looking, a little frumpy, but I needed a good massage for my sore muscles and she delivered. She was cautious at first but towards the end I was able to persuade her to do noVA stf. I think because she was cautious, the noVA std was not as thorough as it could be. Now that she knows me, future visits should be more amicable. I would repeat if I need a good solid massage to work out my sore muscles. 60 for the hr, no TS. 50 tip as she went above and beyond with an excellent massage.[/QUOTE]I've reviewed / been there and it's hit or miss when it comes to service, when they first opened it was good since then they have been on a downward spiral. I have since marked that place off my list.

[QUOTE=Monkey16;3501199]Gentlemen,

I'm not in the best of shape and am a little self conscious about being a hairy, Silverback gorilla looking fatty. Does that diminish my chances of having some nice dreams? Serious question. Because that's the only reason I haven't began exploring.

I apologize if this isn't the right place to post this question.[/QUOTE]The Asian gals tell me that Asian guys don't have hair. And they seem to like mine!

Not self conscious of it at all and never felt concerned. Actually was shocked to see adult son shave his chest! LOL.

HG2.

Nice place, excellent TS.

Met with Cici and had a nice massage. Would recommend highly.

Senior members can PM me for more info.

I am looking for a petite white girl with a small butt in the upper NOVA area. (North of 66).

If you know any anyone, please let me know.

[QUOTE=Monkey16;3501199]Gentlemen,

I'm not in the best of shape and am a little self conscious about being a hairy, Silverback gorilla looking fatty. Does that diminish my chances of having some nice dreams? Serious question. Because that's the only reason I haven't began exploring.

I apologize if this isn't the right place to post this question.[/QUOTE]Men are hairy, and most providers are aware of that. What could work to your favor is buying a groomer and trimming (not shaving) any areas where you'd like extra attention. Don't try to look like a kid or an Olympic diver; just clean it up a bit, which they'll notice and appreciate the effort.

I moved from Woodbridge to Arlington. I had tried a several of the placed down in my old stomping grounds but have been away from the hobby for a while. I could give anyone more details about Bamboo Therapy or Healing Therapy if they want to message me. I doubt they have changed that much since I last went a few months ago. I was reading BP and saw this ad:

[URL]http://nova.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/rachel-chloe-and-jade-are-available-in-tysons-corner/28186198[/URL]

Was wondering if anyone had tried them out and had any reports?

[QUOTE=BunkerBuster;3504133]Men are hairy, and most providers are aware of that. What could work to your favor is buying a groomer and trimming (not shaving) any areas where you'd like extra attention. Don't try to look like a kid or an Olympic diver; just clean it up a bit, which they'll notice and appreciate the effort.[/QUOTE]Another option. Try an independent provider, like Tara (there are others) that do manscaping for an additional fee. I have found that if you are nice to the ladies, funny and respectful, you will be treated like you deserve. Don't hold back young man, step forth and show them young bucks a thing or two!

[QUOTE=OldManInVa;3504237]I moved from Woodbridge to Arlington. I had tried a several of the placed down in my old stomping grounds but have been away from the hobby for a while. I could give anyone more details about Bamboo Therapy or Healing Therapy if they want to message me. I doubt they have changed that much since I last went a few months ago. I was reading BP and saw this ad:

[URL]http://nova.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/rachel-chloe-and-jade-are-available-in-tysons-corner/28186198[/URL]

Was wondering if anyone had tried them out and had any reports?[/QUOTE]They have been around for quite a while. Strip tease and lap dance by typically a gorgeous college or professional looking provider. Never more. Was about $1. 8 for the show a few years ago. Better options out there unless eye candy and 20-ish is a must have.

[QUOTE=Miketastic69;3504741]They have been around for quite a while. Strip tease and lap dance by typically a gorgeous college or professional looking provider. Never more. Was about $1. 8 for the show a few years ago. Better options out there unless eye candy and 20-ish is a must have.[/QUOTE]Thank you for the response. Sounds like I could hit a strip club in DC for less money.

Saw luna yesterday she is the girl in the picture only 20 years ago she provides an open menu had an ok time. [URL]http://nova.postfastr.com/TherapeuticMassage/luna-thai-no-fake-pics-here/28367148[/URL].

Have seen lucy before she provided a good time extra are available pictures are her if not a fair representation [URL]http://nova.postfastr.com/TherapeuticMassage/lucy-diamond-beautiful-asian-persuation-more-new-pics/28295463[/URL].

Dreamed I was at a Springfield spa.

Requested "Nana", . 8 went to the house.

Split time in a waiting room then led to the massage room. Entered a well put together mid 30's masseuse.

God TS with even better teasing.

Massage was so-so but OTC roaming allowing. During the flip, I was able to take full control, the entire menu was available if I wanted. I didn't under the terms & conditions.

Settled for the standard NOVA. I gave. 4, wanted more but I only bring the reviewed amount. She did deserve. 6.

Senior members PM for details.

Has anyone visited these fine lady's? How was the experience.

Mia.

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