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[QUOTE=Pretend;2622886]I'm going to tell you brothers a story that happened to me today. You can laugh or feel sorry for me. First I have been monger dry for about 10 days before today and I've only had time to come on here to read the funny reports.
Today, Sunday, around 6 pm wife had her sister over and so there was 0 suspicion for me to just go cruise for hours. I figured what the hell, I never get to cruise this early so I did my usual, Florida ave up and down to Nebraska north of Busch and turned on Fowler and saw what appeared to be a cute red head pandhandler in front of Steak and Shake and 15th. I pulled up and parked at S&S and watched her and she would look up and smile as she walked up and down the sidewalk. I've had some great experiences with non SW workers before. I had no plans on doing anything in that busy intersection besides giving her my number so I wasnt too concerned with LEO. I wrote my number on a napkin and placed a. 2 with it as she walked up to take it. She was very grateful, I asked to keep my number and if there was something she ever needed or just to hang out, to just hit me up preferably text since its a texting app LOL. As I was saying that I noticed she was much older than I thought and the words slipped do you want something to eat or drink, she gladly accepted but I told her I would be right back and that I would waive at her and pull up to the back of steak and shake. I wanted to do this to study the surroundings a little better. I made her think I left but came back up without her noticing and parked across the street at shell gas. I then noticed she would signal to another crusty SW male sitting with his head only showing at the hills health building then other crusties appeared out of nowhere.
Damages so far. 2.
So I pull up to S & S and waive at her and I park on the other side less exposed. I could then see her talking to several others in a van which was parked there. She eventually made her way after 5 min which I had the chance to vape and reply to emails. She walked up with a SMOKING hot younger girl. I stepped out of my car as they approached to get them something to eat as agreed. Her daughters name was Alyssa. She said she was 24 but looked 18-19. She showed me her I'd later in the story. Then her other rag tagged family members appeared but I didn't mind at this point as I was eyeballing flirtatious Alyssa. Her daughter asked me If I knew of any jobs. I proceeded to pretend that my wife and I are looking for a housekeeper and I could prob get you started tonight if its ok with your mom LOL. I glanced over at her brother and asked him if he wanted to do yard work on the weekends LOL and his reply was I prefer to do cooking buhahaha if you need it, I have my knifes in my bag 'creeeepy". They were all near hobo themed but I took an interest in Alyssa, they were all living in her van and she was very clean looking. She agreed on coming with me to go clean my house after they eat. So I was extra generous and they started ordering. I was intellectually embarrassed to stand there with them as I know S & S can take 10-15 min. I handed her the receipt and told her I would go sit in my car and when the food is ready, grab yours and come to my car.
S & s damages. 32 damages so far. 52 I know, I know.
So we drive off and she's eating in my car, I try to make her laugh and comfortable quickly talking about her life and she would reiterate that she needed money bad and wanted to work but not in a way SW's talk. I had to carefully handle this delicate situation as nonworkers can be spooked easily. So I pretend to call my wife talking to nobody on the phone telling her I'm bringing some girl she has experience cleaning, and I pretend that my wife had company over and I say well dam maybe next time. I get off the phone and apologize to her for waisting your time, let me take you back, I drove off a good 10 min to give me time on the way back. I told her straight up if she wanted to hang out once in a while to call me, we could smoke weed if she wanted and I would buy her beer. She loosened up telling me one time she was on Jack the and did cartwheels naked across the street. I told her lets get you some jack Daniels then, can you get me smoke. I not going to go into the details of how I dreamt she quickly found some dude to get me some while I pumped my car and I got her some ciggs because I was happy that in 30 min she would be riding me, although nothing was discussed or promised, just hanging out..
Gas station damages minus fuel. 21 damages so far. 73.
Leaving gas station she claimed she couldn't smoke weed with me cause she was being tested to get her kids back and she wanted to get some spice, the kind they don't sell at stores so banned stuff, she wanted to go to the ghetto, I made her change her mind to go get some jack daniels. I stop at the interstate liquor store for more damages. I figured after taking a sip she would later smoke weed anyways.
Liquor store damages. 12 damages so far. 85.
So I told her we would get a room to hang out and she could keep it if she stayed by herself. "another lie" she was extra happy. So far I had every minor indication that everything was going as planned and I would get lucky with a non druggy streetwalker.
Room damage with manager friend discount. 5 damages so far 1. 35.
We get to the room and this is when it starts to get annoying. She was purposely barely sipping her liquor so I didn't want to smoke. I prefer not to smoke unless I get laid. She wasnt getting comfortable, texting a lot about finding spice. I started to feel like I was some sort of creep. I asked to see her license to be sure she was 24 before I get myself into serious trouble and she checked out 24. She told me she used to dance but she quit cause she didn't want to mess with the guys and also she didn't finish massage school and tried it without a license but guys kept trying to mess with her. We were laying in bed watching a movie and I slowly pull up her shirt to see her perfect soft skinned abs. In any rate, I started getting sign after sign that I just wasted a lot of time and cash. At some point we started kissing but she was very protective of her privates and breasts. I asked her if she wanted to make some sort of arrangement like a sugar daddy arrangement where I spoil her and we pretend to be bf / gf. She said that's something she would be interested in but the she would like to get to know me before sex LOL. She then apologized that she was irritable because we didn't get spice. At this point I was in no mood to continue the sherade driving back to the gehtto as I already broke several of my rules. I explained to her that the old man motel owner wasnt around so I can't let you stay here unless he oks it, how about I give you. 2 and drop you off to your family and you can tell them you cleaned for 2 hours. She nodded and we promised to keep in touch.
Exit damages. 2 total damages 1. 55 LOL. 2:45 hours
I am not newbie, I don't get hustled easily either LOL. I don't what the hell happened! I guess I really thought something was going to happen.
Can you SR SR guys and I don't mean sr on this board. I mean experienced mongers. Why didn't this happen. Should I have just came out with it when she first got in the car? I didn't want to creap her from the start. I figured she would get buzzed and comfortable in the room and then it would work out.[/QUOTE]This sounds like a Playboy Forum story, then my second thought was how the Gypsy family was prolly laughing their ass off talking about what their family member was putting the John through.