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[QUOTE=HeadHunter1969;5754214]You stood on the table? Are you a midget, is this the only AMP with vaulted ceilings? LOL![/QUOTE]No I am not a midget hahaha. I'm 6'0 tall. I would've stood on the ground but she wouldn't have gotten on her knees to jerk me off. So I decided to put my cock eye level with her and make her milk my dick while I stood up. Similar to you busting on a girls face but instead she shot the load downwards.

Excellent experience but don't expect the same being 45 and out of shape.

[QUOTE=BigM1;5754544]If they do not change their sheets, then it is possible to catch something (maybe anything).[/QUOTE]Follow the science, dude.

[QUOTE=NiceGuy99;5754553]Follow the science, dude.[/QUOTE]You can get some pretty nasty stuff from places that don't change their sheets, but STDs aren't on the list. Skin infections, respiratory infections, scabies, ringworm, etc. In theory it’s possible to have a problem if one of the guys before you had crabs, but I’ve never heard of it happening. Unfortunately a lot of of AMPs don't change their sheets, so I make a habit of only going to places that do. Besides, just the thought of laying in 10 other guys' jazz stains is disgusting. I’ve been to plenty of places in the past that don’t change sheets and never caught anything, and I’ve never heard of a monger catching anything from used sheets, but there is an inherent risk there on top of just the gross factor.

Worst thing I’ve ever heard of happening from a monger is getting chlamydia from bb oral. I know a few guys that happened to in Asia. Fortunately it’s curable.

[QUOTE=Grimmy23;5754715]You can get some pretty nasty stuff from places that don't change their sheets, but STDs aren't on the list. Skin infections, respiratory infections, scabies, ringworm, etc. In theory its possible to have a problem if one of the guys before you had crabs, but Ive never heard of it happening. Unfortunately a lot of of AMPs don't change their sheets, so I make a habit of only going to places that do. Besides, just the thought of laying in 10 other guys' jazz stains is disgusting. Ive been to plenty of places in the past that dont change sheets and never caught anything, and Ive never heard of a monger catching anything from used sheets, but there is an inherent risk there on top of just the gross factor.

Worst thing Ive ever heard of happening from a monger is getting chlamydia from bb oral. I know a few guys that happened to in Asia. Fortunately its curable.[/QUOTE]The chances of getting an STD from any one incident of bareback sex is about 0. 04%. Pretty low risk. Of course if you're doing it frequently the risk increases. Have bareback sex 100 x a year and you have a little higher chance of catching something, but the numbers are still pretty small.

I use the lotto ticket example. Say you buy a lotto ticket and your chances are 1 in 100 million. If you play the lotto next week, what are your chances? Theyre still 1 in 100 million. Your odds dont double because you played two weeks in a row. Theyre completely isolated events. If you buy a lotto tickets every week your odds arent 52 out of 100 million, you get 52 individual 1 in 100 million chances to win. Of course your odds are much higher than if you only bought one tickets a year or didnt play at all. If you dont play your chances of winning are zero. If you do play your chances of winning are practically zero, but theres always a chance.

If you do bareback a few times a year and catch something you're a pretty unlucky SOB. So I wouldn't lose too much sleep over it. I personally choose to not take the risk, outside of a very rare BBBJ when I can get one. But if you do indulge in bb intercourse once in a while its probably not gonna kill you.

[QUOTE=Grimmy23;5754819]The chances of getting an STD from any one incident of bareback sex is about 0. 04%. Pretty low risk. Of course if you're doing it frequently the risk increases. Have bareback sex 100 x a year and you have a little higher chance of catching something, but the numbers are still pretty small.

I use the lotto ticket example. Say you buy a lotto ticket and your chances are 1 in 100 million. If you play the lotto next week, what are your chances? Theyre still 1 in 100 million. Your odds dont double because you played two weeks in a row. Theyre completely isolated events. If you buy a lotto tickets every week your odds arent 52 out of 100 million, you get 52 individual 1 in 100 million chances to win. Of course your odds are much higher than if you only bought one tickets a year or didnt play at all. If you dont play your chances of winning are zero. If you do play your chances of winning are practically zero, but theres always a chance.

If you do bareback a few times a year and catch something you're a pretty unlucky SOB. So I wouldn't lose too much sleep over it. I personally choose to not take the risk, outside of a very rare BBBJ when I can get one. But if you do indulge in bb intercourse once in a while its probably not gonna kill you.[/QUOTE]Your math is way off. Where did you get your stats?

[QUOTE=Kevin80;5755034]Your math is way off. Where did you get your stats?[/QUOTE]I'm an expert level statistician, dude. You can look up the chances of getting an STD on CDC's website and many other places. The. 04 may not be exactly correct. I didn't research it heavily. But I know it's pretty small. Say it's. 04% or. 1% or whatever. If you do it twice you don't double your odds. If you do it 100 times you aren't 100 x more likely to catch something. They are isolated incidents, so each time you do it you have the same chance of catching something that you did the last time you did it. The fact that you banged one provider unprotected this week and chose to bang a completely different provider unprotected next week are completely unrelated events.

Now. It's obvious that the more you do it the more your chances, but the fact that you did it twice in 2 weeks doesn't double your odds. If you indulge 100 times per year your chances of catching something are definitely something non-negligible. If you assumed each time equally increased your chances, and your chance from any one incident is. 04%, then by that logic your chance would be 4% if you did it 100 times. But in reality it's something less than 4% because the odds don't add up like that. Just like buying a lotto ticket this week doesn't increase your chances of winning next week. Your chances of winning the lotto are obviously higher, but still pretty small. Now in the case of STDs you're talking one in thousands instead of one in hundreds of millions, so we're talking on a completely different scale here, but still the chances are fairly small.

All that being said, I still wouldn't risk it personally. It's a non-zero chance of catching something that could potentially ruin your life. I just wouldn't say that it's a near certainty that you caught something if you ever did it even once. It's far from that.

[QUOTE=Grimmy23;5755162]I'm an expert level statistician, dude. You can look up the chances of getting an STD on CDC's website and many other places. The. 04 may not be exactly correct. I didn't research it heavily. But I know it's pretty small. Say it's. 04% or. 1% or whatever. If you do it twice you don't double your odds. If you do it 100 times you aren't 100 x more likely to catch something. They are isolated incidents, so each time you do it you have the same chance of catching something that you did the last time you did it. The fact that you banged one provider unprotected this week and chose to bang a completely different provider unprotected next week are completely unrelated events.

Now. It's obvious that the more you do it the more your chances, but the fact that you did it twice in 2 weeks doesn't double your odds. If you indulge 100 times per year your chances of catching something are definitely something non-negligible. If you assumed each time equally increased your chances, and your chance from any one incident is. 04%, then by that logic your chance would be 4% if you did it 100 times. But in reality it's something less than 4% because the odds don't add up like that. Just like buying a lotto ticket this week doesn't increase your chances of winning next week. Your chances of winning the lotto are obviously higher, but still pretty small. Now in the case of STDs you're talking one in thousands instead of one in hundreds of millions, so we're talking on a completely different scale here, but still the chances are fairly small.

All that being said, I still wouldn't risk it personally. It's a non-zero chance of catching something that could potentially ruin your life. I just wouldn't say that it's a near certainty that you caught something if you ever did it even once. It's far from that.[/QUOTE]The statistics depend on who you are having BB sex with. Now, actually, as I understand it, this conversation doesn't belong in this thread, it belongs elsewhere. If you're having bare sex w / your SO who is exclusive to you, and she is tested clean, then your risk is truly zero no matter how often you do it. If you are seeing a professional who is having unprotected sex 10 times per work day, eventually the odds will catch up to her, and then there is a possibility that you'll be the next customer. There is no rocket science or statistics to lie with here, it is just common sense.

[QUOTE=TheBagel;5751438]I looked up Detox Spot on here and there seems to be mixed reports. Some saying all the girls are hot and others say they're old and saggy. Maybe I'll try it out anyway, I do like Latinas.

Anyone else have an experience there?[/QUOTE]You may get one that is old and saggy. You may get one that is hot. Been there and I've never had one with a bad attitude or claimed to be tired. I wouldn't return due to the walk.

[QUOTE=OCJeeper;5754536]Was in the area so dropped in for a massage. Was pleasantly surprised by an attractive young and beautiful Chinese girl. Believed she said her name was Coco or Civil (aren't they all). She had the nicest and softest man made Ds I've ever felt. I new once I grabbed her boobs, I was a goner. Asked for FS but she says she doesn't do that and have no cover. Luckily I brought my own. She insisted on $200 and I couldn't say no since she was pretty, younger and had nice boobs. I caved in and don't regret it. I'd rather pay $200 for a hot chick than $120 for a not so nice one. Nice clean shaved pussy for DATY. Only complaint was I had to be quiet. When I started pounding away, the table made noise and she'd make me stop.[/QUOTE]Can someone share what L&I is? I have read a lot of the thread but y'all talk a lot (which I love), and search doesn't recognize L&I as a valid term.

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[QUOTE=FarFarAway;5755380]The statistics depend on who you are having BB sex with. Now, actually, as I understand it, this conversation doesn't belong in this thread, it belongs elsewhere. If you're having bare sex w / your SO who is exclusive to you, and she is tested clean, then your risk is truly zero no matter how often you do it. If you are seeing a professional who is having unprotected sex 10 times per work day, eventually the odds will catch up to her, and then there is a possibility that you'll be the next customer. There is no rocket science or statistics to lie with here, it is just common sense.[/QUOTE]Agreed. It's all common sense and how much personal risk you are willing to take. If you have bb sex with a provider, you are doing it with the assumption that it could be risky behavior, and if you're doing it a lot the odds may eventually catch up with you. It's not a risk I would ever take, not even once, but that's me. On the flip side there are mongers on here who attest to having bb sex with providers frequently. They are willing to cope with any risk and report that they have been doing it for years without any problems. Statistically it certainly is possible. It's also very possible that you can have bb sex with an infected provider and still not get infected yourself, so it falls into the category of "whatever works for you. " This is the last post I will make about the subject because I agree. This discussion probably belongs in another thread.

[QUOTE=NoClue02;5753903]Has anyone visit her before? Any info on her and her service?

[URL]https://orangecounty.rubratings.com/268478[/URL][/QUOTE]Pics are from pornstar.

[QUOTE=SaltyDog;5754290]There would have been some intel already so I don't agree. Guys that go there have zero remarks on getting something there and there's been lots of reviews if you been reading the forum. If MILF / GILF ain't for you best you not go. Have a Happy Chinese New Year LOL 😂.[/QUOTE]Are you talking about FishnChips Lucy? You don't need to be a rocket scientist to understand that if she hooks up with everyone for money without protection, it is just a matter of time that she will get some nasty shit.

[QUOTE=Grimmy23;5754715]You can get some pretty nasty stuff from places that don't change their sheets, but STDs aren't on the list. Skin infections, respiratory infections, scabies, ringworm, etc. In theory its possible to have a problem if one of the guys before you had crabs, but Ive never heard of it happening. Unfortunately a lot of of AMPs don't change their sheets, so I make a habit of only going to places that do. Besides, just the thought of laying in 10 other guys' jazz stains is disgusting. Ive been to plenty of places in the past that dont change sheets and never caught anything, and Ive never heard of a monger catching anything from used sheets, but there is an inherent risk there on top of just the gross factor.

Worst thing Ive ever heard of happening from a monger is getting chlamydia from bb oral. I know a few guys that happened to in Asia. Fortunately its curable.[/QUOTE]It is but then they stick a pencil sized thing to your dick.

[QUOTE=Grimmy23;5755620]Agreed. It's all common sense and how much personal risk you are willing to take. If you have bb sex with a provider, you are doing it with the assumption that it could be risky behavior, and if you're doing it a lot the odds may eventually catch up with you. It's not a risk I would ever take, not even once, but that's me. On the flip side there are mongers on here who attest to having bb sex with providers frequently. They are willing to cope with any risk and report that they have been doing it for years without any problems. Statistically it certainly is possible. It's also very possible that you can have bb sex with an infected provider and still not get infected yourself, so it falls into the category of "whatever works for you. " This is the last post I will make about the subject because I agree. This discussion probably belongs in another thread.[/QUOTE]Reminds me of this [URL]https://efukt.com/23591_Bad_Times_at_Lings_Massage_Parlor.html[/URL].

[QUOTE=NoClue02;5753903]Has anyone visit her before? Any info on her and her service?

[URL]https://orangecounty.rubratings.com/268478[/URL][/QUOTE]Her post says "PSE" and "GFE". Very interesting. Pse to me, means BBFS cum on body or face.

[QUOTE=BigBoDonk;5755737]Are you talking about FishnChips Lucy? You don't need to be a rocket scientist to understand that if she hooks up with everyone for money without protection, it is just a matter of time that she will get some nasty shit.[/QUOTE]BBD, yes I was talking about F&C Lucy. I have zero worries with her. She's likely on PReP and lots of antibiotics. Yes, all three holes are cheerfully open for bareback. Her hygiene is impeccable. DATY and licking her asshole are delightful and sets her on fire. DFK is welcome. She will lick your cock clean after you cum. Always cheerful. The best provider I've ever met. Yeah she's busy. Likely does 50-60 guys a week. Get in line, you'll love the experience.

I went to Detox Spot in hopes of getting Cynthia based off prior reviews of her, but unfortunately she wasn't working that day.

So in walks in Cici, pretty Latina girl with big fake tits and ass. Started off with a back massage for like a minute then asked "you want everything? I say yes and we quickly got down to business.

Now I like Latina girls with big tits and ass, but this was a bit much for me because it didn't even feel good to grab, just felt hard and plastic.

40 house fee and 140 for the FS, so 180 total. Thinking I could've tried to negotiate 120 but whatever.

Still would like to go back and try Cynthia sometime. Any other monger experiences there with the other girls? Are they all like that?

[QUOTE=NiceGuy99;5756027]BBD, yes I was talking about F&C Lucy. I have zero worries with her. She's likely on PReP and lots of antibiotics. Yes, all three holes are cheerfully open for bareback. Her hygiene is impeccable. DATY and licking her asshole are delightful and sets her on fire. DFK is welcome. She will lick your cock clean after you cum. Always cheerful. The best provider I've ever met. Yeah she's busy. Likely does 50-60 guys a week. Get in line, you'll love the experience.[/QUOTE]There were a few reviews in a row recently on RM where she told mongers she was "on her period" and couldn't have sex, which is realistically implausible, since I'm sure Lucy stopped having periods about a decade ago.

[QUOTE=NoClue02;5753903]Has anyone visit her before? Any info on her and her service?

[URL]https://orangecounty.rubratings.com/268478[/URL][/QUOTE]Not even close, stolen pics with Photoshop name in there.

If you are going to fake it, at least get the colors consistent.

No uses that date format in the US, at least anyone from the US.

[QUOTE=NiceGuy99;5756027]BBD, yes I was talking about F&C Lucy. I have zero worries with her. She's likely on PReP and lots of antibiotics. Yes, all three holes are cheerfully open for bareback. Her hygiene is impeccable. DATY and licking her asshole are delightful and sets her on fire. DFK is welcome. She will lick your cock clean after you cum. Always cheerful. The best provider I've ever met. Yeah she's busy. Likely does 50-60 guys a week. Get in line, you'll love the experience.[/QUOTE]You're almost 80, right?

[QUOTE=Kevin80;5757074]You're almost 80, right?[/QUOTE]Common guys, looks like the comment is written by her papasan.

[QUOTE=PhineasPhreak;5754022]Its a professional looking day spa with some cute milfy ladies. Its super clean in there, I can bring my SO and she would have no idea hehe.

They are wearing cocktail dresses with nice cleavage.[/QUOTE]I just saw that place the other day. There is an existing place right next to it that used to offer extras but changed owners and the extras stopped. The website looks like it's a legit place, but you know how that goes.

[QUOTE=GentleSun;5750680]Try Le Spa in SJC. I've never been, but see their adverts regularly. It's been favorably mentioned on this thread as well.[/QUOTE]That seems promising but is still a little far from me. Do you or does anyone know of any spots in San Clemente specifically? A spot to visit during lunch would be awesome.

[QUOTE=NiceGuy99;5756027]BBD, yes I was talking about F&C Lucy. I have zero worries with her. She's likely on PReP and lots of antibiotics. Yes, all three holes are cheerfully open for bareback. Her hygiene is impeccable. DATY and licking her asshole are delightful and sets her on fire. DFK is welcome. She will lick your cock clean after you cum. Always cheerful. The best provider I've ever met. Yeah she's busy. Likely does 50-60 guys a week. Get in line, you'll love the experience.[/QUOTE]I'm going to be up in OC this week and want to try something wild. Does Lucy take appointments or is it just walk up?

[QUOTE=ScottJones2020;5757334]I'm going to be up in OC this week and want to try something wild. Does Lucy take appointments or is it just walk up?[/QUOTE]Yes, she takes appointments and, because of her popularity I recommend that you make one.

"Try something wild"? Yep ... Lucy is a good bet.

[QUOTE=Kevin80;5757074]You're almost 80, right?[/QUOTE]Kevin, that's a bit of a strange comment. Yes, I'm older and cannot cum consistently with a condom. I really enjoy bareback sex and look for bareback providers that don't charge crazy money. Lucy is one and her attitude is great.

[QUOTE=NiceGuy99;5757376]Yes, she takes appointments and, because of her popularity I recommend that you make one.

"Try something wild"? Yep ... Lucy is a good bet.[/QUOTE]What is Lucy's clean up routine in between appointsments? Wipe down, bucket or something else?

[QUOTE=Tjinla2001;5757388]What is Lucy's clean up routine in between appointments? Wipe down, bucket or something else?[/QUOTE]I have no idea. Never asked her if I could watch the clean up after we had sex, however, she will suck your cock clean. After the oral clean up she does offer mouth wash and does some wiping with antiseptic tissues. I chuckle when she carefully wipes my nose with those tissues as it has been deeply in her pussy and asshole. Interesting concept though. Maybe I should ask next time or perhaps another monger could do so and report. I'm not a frequent flyer with Lucy, just when I get the bareback urge. I have a regular provider at another AMP that I like very much.

[QUOTE=Kevin80;5757074]You're almost 80, right?[/QUOTE]Kev. Not sure I understand your comment. He's relating his experience at F and C and his opinion of the risk. Not sure age is the critical factor here. To be clear about Lucy and the ladies that work and have worked there over the years, the vast majority have offered bb and often all three orifices. The list of guys that have partaken of that service would go down this page and probably back ten more. And surprisingly I've never read a comment on here that anyone has linked an STD back to this place. 15 customers a day is 5,000 customers a year. They could probably put up a sign saying 25,000 served. Don't get me wrong I only went here once four years ago and used a wrapper. I go bare at jack shops occasionally but the idea of dfk with someone that'll clean peanuts off your prick with her mouth is a little daunting to me.

And don't discount the value of the experience of old farts like NiceGuy and me. The only difference between you and me is that the gilfs you mention are just spinners to us old timers.

Saw Shahira, got a huge butt and cute face. Won't repeat. Booked for 60 minutes. Spent 50 minutes giving me a mediocre massage and on flip kept checking her phone until the 2 minute warning came.

Looking for any middle eastern providers, armenian, arab, persian anything.

[QUOTE=NiceGuy99;5757385]Kevin, that's a bit of a strange comment. Yes, I'm older and cannot cum consistently with a condom. I really enjoy bareback sex and look for bareback providers that don't charge crazy money. Lucy is one and her attitude is great.[/QUOTE]Have you tried to sniff rush in between of session? I come like a horse after it.

[QUOTE=NiceGuy99;5757385]Kevin, that's a bit of a strange comment. Yes, I'm older and cannot cum consistently with a condom. I really enjoy bareback sex and look for bareback providers that don't charge crazy money. Lucy is one and her attitude is great.[/QUOTE]Sir, also I strongly recommend to travel either to Eastern Europe (in fact I plan one travel in summer) or to SE Asia, you can easily find a girlfriend of age 22-30 and bring her here, she will be happy as hell and bang you all day and twice on Sunday.

[QUOTE=OhheYandy;5757583]Saw Shahira, got a huge butt and cute face. Won't repeat. Booked for 60 minutes. Spent 50 minutes giving me a mediocre massage and on flip kept checking her phone until the 2 minute warning came.[/QUOTE]Wait no HJ, no FS? Nothing?

[QUOTE=BigBoDonk;5757637]Sir, also I strongly recommend to travel either to Eastern Europe (in fact I plan one travel in summer) or to SE Asia, you can easily find a girlfriend of age 22-30 and bring her here, she will be happy as hell and bang you all day and twice on Sunday.[/QUOTE]The dream.

[QUOTE=NiceGuy99;5757376]Yes, she takes appointments and, because of her popularity I recommend that you make one.

"Try something wild"? Yep ... Lucy is a good bet.[/QUOTE]Right, she takes appointments, and if she really likes you she'll give you her direct digits without you asking for them.

Lift Her Up.

Past by Blossom Massage on Tustin in Orange at about 6 PM and saw LE outside, Blossom was closed and car was getting towed. Hopefully it didn't get raided.

[QUOTE=HeadHunter1969;5754214]You stood on the table? Are you a midget, is this the only AMP with vaulted ceilings? LOL![/QUOTE]You heard the man, he's young, handsome, ripped, 6 foot tall, has a huge cock, and that prostitute was really into him. Nothing fishy about any of this story.

[QUOTE=ScottJones2020;5757334]I'm going to be up in OC this week and want to try something wild. Does Lucy take appointments or is it just walk up?[/QUOTE]Just call first or walk in!! Wild? Have her bring in the midget!! Or get two lady's.