This is some funny ass shit. I love when clients post this shit.
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This is some funny ass shit. I love when clients post this shit.
[URL]https://escortalligator.com.orlando.listcrawler.com/post/35426315/[/URL]
[QUOTE=BuckNastee;4366144]This is some funny ass. I love when clients post this.
[URL]https://escortalligator.com.orlando.listcrawler.com/post/35426315/[/URL][/QUOTE]I'm pretty sure one of those pics was labia, but I'm not going back to look again.
Hello all,
Literally my first post because I'm super new to this, as in I have not seen a provider yet, I have a couple I've contacted to work out some details and then ghosted. I'm really just trying to be careful as I know most people on here are, I guess I'm just paranoid, but how can you really tell someone is legit and not a cop? I have a self proclaimed low volume provider I've contacted and she told me she couldn't meet and to text her in the morning, I obliged, then she told me she couldn't because she was moving but she'll be open all day Thursday and Friday. I really don't mind waiting, I just figured I would ask if that's pretty normal for someone who is a low volume provider. Plus, any tips for texting to avoid any kind of solicitation issues? She never talked about price or details, just the facts around us meeting. She's on the sister site and has 1 review from a senior member, but some other reviews from senior members who went crazy because of what she charges.
Sorry if this isn't the forum for this, I just need to be pointed in the right direction, I plan on seeing her tomorrow and I will post quickly after!
I appreciate all the posts you guys do, it helps me learn through the hobby.
[QUOTE=SevenYearMitch;4364542]LMAO C3! Are you banging the cleaning lady or did you buy the place? How do you know how old the mattresses are? Hopefully you're not smelling them! Just giving you a hard time, LOL
SYM.[/QUOTE]I remember when they bought the new mattresses. Also remember when they bought the flat screens. I remember when the brothers' father died. And I remember when they banned Tyler for life. The first girl I ever met there was Gater. I shoulda bought stock in the company.
C3.
[QUOTE=Unnown31;4366655]Hello all,
Literally my first post because I'm super new to this, as in I have not seen a provider yet, I have a couple I've contacted to work out some details and then ghosted. I'm really just trying to be careful as I know most people on here are, I guess I'm just paranoid, but how can you really tell someone is legit and not a cop? I have a self proclaimed low volume provider I've contacted and she told me she couldn't meet and to text her in the morning, I obliged, then she told me she couldn't because she was moving but she'll be open all day Thursday and Friday. I really don't mind waiting, I just figured I would ask if that's pretty normal for someone who is a low volume provider. Plus, any tips for texting to avoid any kind of solicitation issues? She never talked about price or details, just the facts around us meeting. She's on the sister site and has 1 review from a senior member, but some other reviews from senior members who went crazy because of what she charges.
Sorry if this isn't the forum for this, I just need to be pointed in the right direction, I plan on seeing her tomorrow and I will post quickly after!
I appreciate all the posts you guys do, it helps me learn through the hobby.[/QUOTE]Go back to the Orlando page and scroll way down to the bottom. Find the thread called "Frequently Asked Questions. Read First" or something like that. Start at the end and move forward. You will find a wealth of information, true stories, humor and advice. It won't take a whole long time to read it all.
As for avoiding police issues, remember this. Most stings have you dead to rights before you ever show up for the date. What is illegal is talking about sex and money in the same conversation. Don't be stupid and talk about money and sex together. If a girl puts those two in the same conversation, like, "What do you want to do to me, honey, and what's it worth?” She is either a cop or dumb as a post. Either way, you don't want to see her.
Play safe,
C3.
Are. I. P to Butterfly Sara. Found out she passed a few months ago actually. Does anyone know why she was nick named butterfly?? Seen her 4 times in Clermont as she was the only reliable Clermont girl. All 4 great BBBJ. Are. I. P.
[QUOTE=BuckNastee;4366144]This is some funny ass shit. I love when clients post this shit.
[URL]https://escortalligator.com.orlando.listcrawler.com/post/35426315/[/URL][/QUOTE]This is literally my biggest fear in this hobby, poor bastard.
[QUOTE=Camera3;4367181]I remember when they bought the new mattresses. Also remember when they bought the flat screens. I remember when the brothers' father died. And I remember when they banned Tyler for life. The first girl I ever met there was Gater. I shoulda bought stock in the company.
C3.[/QUOTE]The guy running it is so cool. Got introduced by Maitland Sara and have been back frequently.
I swear sometimes these chicks don't want our money. I know I'm not the only one but man you reach out the send back one response then get abducted by aliens.
[QUOTE=OdinsBeard78;4375265]I swear sometimes these chicks don't want our money. I know I'm not the only one but man you reach out the send back one response then get abducted by aliens.[/QUOTE]Nothing more aggravating than the occasional half assed responses from them. And I love finally getting the information and getting to the hotel and they don't respond.
[QUOTE=SCJames;4371548]The guy running it is so cool. Got introduced by Maitland Sara and have been back frequently.[/QUOTE]Actually, it is two brothers. One is cool and the other can be a real dick. He gets real pissy if you ring the doorbell when someone is already inside. But he still takes your money.
C3.
[QUOTE=TheReal84;4363827]What Motel do you recommend on the trail? Looking for something ok that doesn't break the bank for a few hours in the AM. Thank you.[/QUOTE]Like the others have said. Geneva is definitely your best option for the price. In a pinch, the Sands can be ok, just be prepared for the room to not be as clean as the Geneva. Also, the Sands is $28 for only one hour with a $10 dollar up charge for each additional hour. Happy Mongering and be safe!
[QUOTE=Trigg7272;4375629]Like the others have said. Geneva is definitely your best option for the price. In a pinch, the Sands can be ok, just be prepared for the room to not be as clean as the Geneva. Also, the Sands is $28 for only one hour with a $10 dollar up charge for each additional hour. Happy Mongering and be safe![/QUOTE]Why in the Sam Hill did Tyler do to get banned for life from the Geneva? That must have been a real fling-ding. If it is a big secret, could you PM me? I'm just curious. YD.
Some motels are worse than others and mattresses can be scary. Dig this review (not local but scary funny).
[URL]https://youtu.be/WQes0ug_yDc[/URL]
[QUOTE=Camera3;4367181]I remember when they bought the new mattresses. Also remember when they bought the flat screens. I remember when the brothers' father died. And I remember when they banned Tyler for life. The first girl I ever met there was Gater. I shoulda bought stock in the company.
C3.[/QUOTE]Sigh. I miss Gater.