This is my first post and its absolutely True - the final chapter.
[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]There is nothing you can do.
If you want to be taken seriously on this forum, change your writing style (again?) and start a new screen name. Telling the truth, or at least a much more realistic version of bullshit wouldn't hurt too much either.
[size=-2][b]I'm in town this weekend.[/b][/size][/QUOTE]Thanks fellas for the positive comments and good words of advice. As far as for the nay-sayers and doubting thomas-s' I think the wise ol' grand-master jedi-monger Benchseats Rock said it best "There is nothing you can do". At least on this post. If I was to show you her AD' and my cellphone billing statement with the amount of calls from her number that may convince some of you but then the naysayers and doubting thomases would just say. Well you doctored the photos. Then I could have Dr. Monger and Nat Zass meet me and Amber and hear the story first hand for themselves and see if it holds up to their truth or busllshit meter but I doubt if that would work because they would then say I paid some SW to tell them what I wanted her to say. The story is even better than what I could even write on here and the stuff I would tell you.then you guys would say dam- no one could make all that stuff up- even if I had Stephen Kings power of imagination in writing short stories.
So anyway I'm just speaking my peace here and defending my good name on this board. I'm not changing it and I'm not changing my writing style because I have no reason to. I can sleep at night and have no worries on my conscious that I ran any bullshit story on here because my sore ass dick sure knows the truth from banging this poor girl out for 5hrs last night. And on the by and by my name is "l" (as in EL) spanish for "the", and "Don" as in Don Juan. Thats why Amber fell in love with me because I am a very charming ladies man and she said I was the sweetest man she ever met. I still open doors for woman, pull out chairs for them before sitting down, Im in my 30's but look 25 and have the body of a lean-mean Marine fighting and sex machine from being in the military and working out.
Plus Amber said she had a thing for men in the service as her father and uncle were service men. So there were reasons for her to first say she think she may be in love with me after 1 date and 2 great hot fucks that blew her mind and left her dripping with cum like never before. Plus the girl is young from a town with only 2 traffic lights in the whole place and people dress up to go out to the walmart which is the big thing in her town from what she told me. What would you think would happen to some youngSW who came up on a professional mongering ladies man like me- and I do get compliments from woman that I am sexy and why am I mongering and dont I have a girl? I do have a woman whom I cant live with until Im married for your information Mr Smiling Fox. I was just too much for this poor girl Amber. Shit I got lines that just gas a young woman's mind faster than a hot air balloon too.
And as for the Horsetrader comment about "Mongers don't think like monogamous people. " I know what you were trying to insinuate on the sly. Shit if I really thought like a monogamous man why the hell would I be mongering with a SW in the first place. Have you ever heard of the saying "Higamous, hogamous men are polygamous women are monogamous. ". I may get married but I don't ever think I would ever be monogamus (however I will make sure I play safe so I don't give my wife something that I can't reasonably explain how she got it- if you can insinuate what that means).
So anyway Amber and I had a great time last night- again with some even crazier twists to this story but I will save that for later on another forum. I think I may just may take up DJ Hunter's idea about starting a thread under the General Reports called "The Great Adventures with ldonshoots and Amber". And I will write that biopic movie script for you yet Nat Zass and I won't even charge you to go see it because I will give you a part to be in the movie as the villian who doubted my story and I had to go out to prove you wrong in the end and come out as the hero for all the good mongers on this forum like G Dose, Rut Roh, Eddog, DJ Hunter, NahHe, Smiling Fox, Sleepingbag, and the great Benchseats Rock.
This is the EL "l" Don signing off for now. And will Strike Back like Vader with the irrefutable proof soon. In the meantime watch for that new thread because the story gets even better and you guys don't want to miss hearing about what happened to me last night and this morning with Amber- oh man.
Awh come on guys... lighten up on ole` Idont
Awh come on guys, lets lighten up on the poor boy. He is obviosly in the throws of a wonderful delema. Doin his SW, and getting married to a nice lady.
LOL. Got his pecker in both worlds. And he sounds just thrilled about it. Of course most of us have probably already done both his babes. LOL. And we could really care less.
Yeah, I know, here comes Doc and Bench, This is an iformational board. OK. I'll prance off, and just go get some more to eat. Its feeding time.
Hey, Maybe he is working up a threesome, with the tobe wifey, and the SW. Now that would be an amazing turn of events. How cool would that be. Best of both worlds, under one roof. WOW. IDONT, you have to go for that.
Smiling Fox
Does anyone know Kiersten
Fairhaven, BBSW, real sweet with a nice face and good talent. Too big for my normal tastes, but very sweet girl. I haven't been out in a while, but I'm just wondering if anyone else has seen or heard of her.
Hancock, MD and crime/drugs
[QUOTE=Fasttoung]If you are looking for the Jessie I know after rehab she moved in with a girl friend in hancock Md. To bring up her kids in a better location free of crime and drugs. Hope she can make it.Fasttoung[/QUOTE]
Unfortunately, drugs and crime has reached Hancock, MD. Last year, I was talking with Jerry HENDERSHOT, owner of HENDERSHOTS SPORTING GOODS, while brousing their gun stock, He mentioned that they have had their share of drug problems and serious crime, Ther's no escaping it, Jessie is kidding herself, if she thinks she can BBB
Alicia, my favorite kitten
[QUOTE=SirDrDunk]What's up gents just dropping some 411 everybody's favorite girl Alicia is back on Wilkins spotted her early in the day and just seen her about after coming home from my b-ball game. Talked with her aunt so I could'nt get a chance to give her a go but will because I don't know how long she will be around. Claims her phone and keys were stolen so that's why she's still around. All I will say is if you gonna get her better get her while she looks good because knowing her like I know her she will start to fall off real fast.[/QUOTE]
Please treat ALICIA, well when you find her. Thanks. She's a good kid and my favorite little sex kitten. Take her out and buy her a bite to eat or some kitty care products or what ever. I was sure hoping she would get her life in order and stay clean. Just wishful hope on my part. Damn, I MISS THAT GIRL. Wish MY HEALTH WAS BETTER to meet up with her again. Alicia is on my things to do list when I recover. BBB