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[QUOTE=ThePussyHunter;5758074]Hey everyone, I haven't posted in a while due to Covid19 pandemic, been laying low, but with things getting back to normal I will celebrate by going to Guatemala next month, I got invited with a friend o mine that is going as a Sex Tourist and I will also join in o the fun, I will be out there for about 3 weeks and plan on doing the deed with as many SW's as possible, my goal is to do minimum of 50 females while I'm there, last time I was out there a few years ago I did about 11 in a week, this time I'm mainly going out there for big xxx adventure. Wish me luck guys. Prices on females out there are like $12 USD per female for a decent to pretty looking one (there are also certain places where some play with Tourists for like $70-$150 USD), my friend knows where we can get busy with pretty ones for cheap. One of my goals is to buy out a brothel for the day and bang every female there, possibly me and like 7 females at once, YOLO right? LOL. There's a guy on youtube that posts videos of working girls there, that got me pumped up.[/QUOTE]Mind sharing that YT channel? PM if you want. Been wanting to travel to central america for quite a while now and want to see the girls from there. TIA.

[QUOTE=ChrisPoontang;5759315]Guatemala?

Seriously?

When I think of Guatemala I think of oddly shaped women with weird outfits and hats.

I can't think of a single attractive. Much less sexy. Guatemalan girl in the media.[/QUOTE]

I think the girl in this MV is from Guatemala but yeah not many Guatemalan girls in the american media.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imeXSRNRMeg

[QUOTE=ChrisPoontang;5759315]
I can't think of a single attractive. Much less sexy. Guatemalan girl in the media.[/QUOTE]There are beautiful women in every country, but what makes Guatemala special is that its the wealthiest country in Central America and its filled with women from other Central and South American countries that live there before the cross into Mexico or work there escorting but send money back to El Salvador for example, there are Brothels, Bars, Red light districts etc. And prostitution is legal there, only pimping is a crime, the place named "La Linea" is filled with like 200 working ladies (all within a 3 block area) and its heavily patrolled by cops for safety. Guatemala is a hidden gem if you know where to look. I have a heads up because I have friends that live there and know all of the best spots to get laid and at like $9 USD for a nice lay its a perfect place for those wanting to bang like 50 females or more in a week (depending your budget) , some places that cater to tourists have females that charge like $75-$200 USD, but I know other places where I can feel like a king for a week. I plan on reporting here once I get back. I should be leaving within a month.

The photo is just a small sample of what I look forward to, women of all shapes and sizes, the ones in this photo ask for like $7 USD and that includes the room (60 quetzales is the average rate in that country for women like these, and prices go up depending if its a tourist area and the female for example). I will be spending my entire stimulus checks on my trip with these ladies lol.

[QUOTE=ThePussyHunter;5761630]There are beautiful women in every country, but what makes Guatemala special is that its the wealthiest country in Central America and its filled with women from other Central and South American countries that live there before the cross into Mexico or work there escorting but send money back to El Salvador for example, there are Brothels, Bars, Red light districts etc. And prostitution is legal there, only pimping is a crime, the place named "La Linea" is filled with like 200 working ladies (all within a 3 block area) and its heavily patrolled by cops for safety. Guatemala is a hidden gem if you know where to look. I have a heads up because I have friends that live there and know all of the best spots to get laid and at like $9 USD for a nice lay its a perfect place for those wanting to bang like 50 females or more in a week (depending your budget) , some places that cater to tourists have females that charge like $75-$200 USD, but I know other places where I can feel like a king for a week. I plan on reporting here once I get back. I should be leaving within a month.

The photo is just a small sample of what I look forward to, women of all shapes and sizes, the ones in this photo ask for like $7 USD and that includes the room (60 quetzales is the average rate in that country for women like these, and prices go up depending if its a tourist area and the female for example). I will be spending my entire stimulus checks on my trip with these ladies lol.[/QUOTE]Heh I'm glad your excited, wishing you GL on your trip and let us know how it went. Wow under 10 $ sounds amazing, I didn't think any place on this planet had hobby rates that cheap. To each his own on taste though, just glancing at that photo you'd have to pay ME to sleep with any of those ladies (except the one in the upper right with the implants but let's be honest, she's not working for 7 bucks LOL). Still though if a guy likes "junk in the trunk" and "jiggly wiggly" that looks like the place to be:).

[QUOTE=ThePussyHunter;5758074]Hey everyone, I haven't posted in a while due to Covid19 pandemic, been laying low, but with things getting back to normal I will celebrate by going to Guatemala next month, I got invited with a friend o mine that is going as a Sex Tourist and I will also join in o the fun, I will be out there for about 3 weeks and plan on doing the deed with as many SW's as possible, my goal is to do minimum of 50 females while I'm there, last time I was out there a few years ago I did about 11 in a week, this time I'm mainly going out there for big xxx adventure. Wish me luck guys. Prices on females out there are like $12 USD per female for a decent to pretty looking one (there are also certain places where some play with Tourists for like $70-$150 USD), my friend knows where we can get busy with pretty ones for cheap. One of my goals is to buy out a brothel for the day and bang every female there, possibly me and like 7 females at once, YOLO right? LOL. There's a guy on youtube that posts videos of working girls there, that got me pumped up.[/QUOTE]Just so you know, it is possible, especially if the tropical heat hits you that prolonged continuous fucking in that heat, without real hydration (a liter every hour you are active, so basically a gallon every four hours) you could go into total renal failure.

A friend of mine did a world record bender in Thailand years ago. As he put it, unless he was eating or showering or shitting or shopping, he was fucking. He averaged four fucks a day and a morning blowjob. Now it was something like 40 degrees Celsius. Like 103 Fahrenheit, with 99% humidity.

By day 4 he was shaking and the doctor informed him that his entire endocrine system was in failure mode. He had to be put on an iv for a day to restructure his fluids. The doctor suspected that he had been doing meth but the symptoms of an overdose were not there, so the doctor asked him if he had been running a marathon and drinking alcohol.

So be careful dude.

[QUOTE=ThePussyHunter;5761630]There are beautiful women in every country, but what makes Guatemala special is that its the wealthiest country in Central America and its filled with women from other Central and South American countries that live there before the cross into Mexico or work there escorting but send money back to El Salvador for example, there are Brothels, Bars, Red light districts etc. And prostitution is legal there, only pimping is a crime, the place named "La Linea" is filled with like 200 working ladies (all within a 3 block area) and its heavily patrolled by cops for safety. Guatemala is a hidden gem if you know where to look. I have a heads up because I have friends that live there and know all of the best spots to get laid and at like $9 USD for a nice lay its a perfect place for those wanting to bang like 50 females or more in a week (depending your budget) , some places that cater to tourists have females that charge like $75-$200 USD, but I know other places where I can feel like a king for a week. I plan on reporting here once I get back. I should be leaving within a month.

The photo is just a small sample of what I look forward to, women of all shapes and sizes, the ones in this photo ask for like $7 USD and that includes the room (60 quetzales is the average rate in that country for women like these, and prices go up depending if its a tourist area and the female for example). I will be spending my entire stimulus checks on my trip with these ladies lol.[/QUOTE]Interesting and best wishes! LA has the best and most diverse sexually promiscuous women in all my travels, so I come here. I have airbnbed Culver City, DT, and am currently in Santa Monica on Ocean Avenue at BOA Steakhouse. The crowd seems jovial, the women look with longing in their eyes for romantic escapes, and the food is superb. Why I ever leave to go elsewhere is a mystery when paradise is right here. Just look at Jedi69. The dream.

[QUOTE=Tirachinitas;5760874]Mind sharing that YT channel? PM if you want. Been wanting to travel to central america for quite a while now and want to see the girls from there. TIA.



I think the girl in this MV is from Guatemala but yeah not many Guatemalan girls in the american media.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imeXSRNRMeg[/QUOTE]Nope all those women on that video including the singer are all Cuban.

So With that I would rank the following (now this is circa early-mid 2000's when I was most active):

1. Brazil. With the Thermas and 4 X4's. Brazilian working girls came in all shades light to dark, all sizes, natural and enhanced and the rate in 2004-2007 was about 3-1 on exchange. Today you guy could get 5-1 but some of the old places have been shut down, there is inflatioin in Brazil and the girls are asking for more, although you can still get a PSE experience but kissing has dwindled down but the back doors are still open. Not sure why Brazilians are open to anal sex they just are.

2. Thailand. Slim, happy, GFE, CIM, CIP mult times. Brown Bunnies make the top of the list back in the day you could get a girl for long time 15+ hours for about $80-100 per night, Most were all natural with nice long black hair, petite, and super feminine. This is back form 2002-2010. Today there is less GFE and more Bhat for short time. They are wise to the falangs games and play better than us. Exchange rate 35-40.

3. Philippines. Happy, GFE, CIM, CIP. They are slightly below the Thais due to the fact that some weird things happens to them once they hit 30 yrs old, they expand. The other negative is that they can tend to be fatal attraction like and if you are with one girl more than a few times from the same club other girls will not talk to you since you are marked as taken. The positive side is if you like submissive girls these are the ones for you, also they treat you like a king and will cater to needs also most all speak pretty good English so plug and play in the PI. The exchange rate was in the 50-1 (2000-2012).

4. Cuba. GFE, Banging Bodies, Sexually Charged. These are the Cubans of the 2006-2010 - So Cuba was a little diamond in a sea of coal. It was my personal paradise for a ephemeral in time. Dual Citizenship had its benefits and I was able to spend weeks at a time in a past time. This was the best place to party, it was the close to the end of Fidels Cuba where his government was more laxed which lead to a freeish Cuba where you could rent a house for $120 a month (3 Br home) you could throw house parties and invite girls local girls not professionals and end up with a night of bliss for pennies on the dollar for some good food and drinks. No fear, no regrets. I left many of swimmers in cuban wombs, the women both professional and not, had a zest for life and conversations went along with love making. Ooh Cuba was something to behold. If any of you were with me back then reach out and reminisce. I did not rate Cuba higher because of how difficult it was to get there at times, and the party ended for me once the government did scare me back in 2010. But Cuba ooh Cuba how I miss you.

5. Germany. Why? Well the FKK clubs of course, you can stay all day and night, why did it make the list. Back in the early 2000's, 2009-2012 for me, you would find the most diverse scene here most of them were eastern European girls but you could find almost any type of Euro women here from Italian to French to even some Asian girls here. What made it different was is you were looking for a Rimmer or Rimee or some odd stuff there was usually a girl that would fit your needs here and no judgement everyone was there for a reason and that reason was to fuck. Was it expensive yes therefore it is top five but just by a bit. Exchange rate was atrocious at 1 - . 70 (so very expensive trips).

6. Mexico (Tijuana, Mexico City, Monterrey, Cancun) - Sex, Drink, Sex, Sex, Eat, Sex. This is TJ in the early 2000's, the club girls went for $40 the street girls $10. With inflation club girls are now 80-140 these days and street girls have raised their rates by 100%. Some of you may questions why TJ is so low on list. Well they are not there are 28 places I have mongered in and I like to spend time in places, TJ to me is like vegas its fun for short bursts. I have tried to do 7 days and left on day 4. There is only so much you can do in the zona, yes you can go further down Baja but for me I just can't fill in the time enough. The nice thing about TJ is that you can get in and out pretty easily if you have Sentri or Global Entry. As far as the girls the old days of Chicago & Adelitas or Purple Moon or Rain (I think that's what it was called) are gone. With the expansion of HK it rules the roost but and Adelitas is a far second for most Chicago is a shell of its former self. For me. I still go to tropical and will roam around from club to club for a 1-2 day trip. Other places to go is Mexico City, there are districts to travel to but alone would not be worth it, Monterrey also has some good spots but you should speak some Spanish to make the treck. Cancun, easy but expensive and never really had good service. IMHO 70% of the fun in Mexico is TJ.

7. Columbia. Danger, Hot Women, Sex, dancing. Columbia, Not sure what its like today since my last trip was in 07, but back in the day you would rent a pool with a house and have a few guys to travel with for some safety. With that the girls in Columbia came in all shades and some of the most beautiful eyes and lips. They are hot latinas with passion, and that would translate in bed. I would not venture to Columbia without some wingmen but when there were a few of us we had grand parties. A little like Cuba but you know most of the girls here were professional and knew how to play the game you always paid for a Columbia playmate but in the sac they were ferocious in fact a few of them would wake you up for more sessions, I think they worked hard for an extra tip knowing that just a few more strokes would pay dividends to them. The fun did not stop in the sheets they have some of the best clubs bar none, just don't get in any kind of argument with locals because they come packing. (also never fight locals anywhere). In any case you were able to have theses lovelies for about 30-50 a night. I have heard that there is no massive inflation and the fun has become more transactional but I may go in the next few years to confirm. (Cira 2002-2007).

8. USA. I won't say much about the practice but if you wanted to meet a porn actress it is possible and if you want little May from podunk mississippi well its possible with the advent of the internet and some other sites, it was made easy to expand your experience and what you wanted, the reason its not top 5 is that. It was trial and error in the beginning and you never knew what kind of experience you would conclude with sometime but prices were still good, today the prices have gone up quite a bit but its a demand / supply issue. There are still good ones to be found but not as abundant as it was in the early days (Circa 2007-now but best times before 2018).

9. Indonesia. Beaches, Full Bodied Asians, Food. This is surprise in the list not many people have mongered here I think but Indo actually has some interesting Asians, I am not sure why but they have fuller bodies bigger asses and tits and often natural, there is also a lot of natural Bush. I like it here because you can Island hop and find P4 P with ease, the problem is the deeper you go the harder the communication gets. Most mongers will play in Jarkata, plenty of brothels, karaoke, discos to keep you busy and then there are the islands. For a Muslim nation they seem so casual towards sex, I have met some university girls at malls and have made plans for them to meet up, I can't understand it all since I have only spent a few months in total there over the course of a few years but indo is one for you more adventurous guys. (Circa 2012-2016).

10. Singapore. Such a bright and expensive place but when you have the four floors of * how can you not have fun. Singapore sometimes is little sister to Philippines with so many PI girls working here but I think they get the A grade of the PI girls shipped you also see many mainland Chinese girls here along with KTV's and Hostess bars. They eeek out a top spot due to how easy the set up is here, there are a few areas to go to and you can find anything your hear desires, you can also find upscale maxim models (remember them) working out here and then go back home to your bros and let them know you banged one although it does cost a few shiny nickels. I never really got too much GFE here so it is at the end of the list and prices were pretty expensive at the time (2012-2014).

(honorable mentions to Vietnam, Costa Rica, Japan, S Korea, Dominican Republic) - Other places in this list I've been to. Chile, El Salvador, Guatemala, Belize, Uruguay, Canada, India, China, Cambodia, France, Spain, Italy, England).

Now this is my personal experience but if you all have others would love to hear about it.

DGL. Always 2 cheap cents to throw.

[QUOTE=Christophe1;5764597]Interesting and best wishes! LA has the best and most diverse sexually promiscuous women in all my travels, so I come here. I have airbnbed Culver City, DT, and am currently in Santa Monica on Ocean Avenue at BOA Steakhouse. The crowd seems jovial, the women look with longing in their eyes for romantic escapes, and the food is superb. Why I ever leave to go elsewhere is a mystery when paradise is right here. Just look at Jedi69. The dream.[/QUOTE]I sometimes read the menu at BOA,. I think they have a side of broccoli for 18 bucks.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;5762715]
So be careful dude.[/QUOTE]Although nothing is guaranteed, I am always careful, I've mongered in that country before, the last time I was out there was in like 2009, part of the reason why I am going out there is because I want to enjoy myself some more, since the Pandemic, I've personally known 4 people that have passed due to Covid19 (they got sick before the vaccine was made for the mass public). I want to start having my fun while I'm still mobile and having sex with different women has been my only real Hobby, in my personal life, I am not a sports guy, I don't go to parties, social gatherings, clubs, don't drink or smoke, I don't buy materialistic stuff, aside from playing Call of Duty online, sex with women has been the only thing I loved doing a lot of in life and at like $7 a woman, Guatemala is a good choice to fully enjoy what I love best, I'm not getting younger, I want to do what I love doing right now while I can and am mobile, this Pandemic really showed me that life is short and we can die at any time, so it's best to enjoy it before we one day look back at our lives and wish we had more fun doing what we love.

[QUOTE=ThePussyHunter;5769495]Although nothing is guaranteed, I am always careful, I've mongered in that country before, the last time I was out there was in like 2009, part of the reason why I am going out there is because I want to enjoy myself some more, since the Pandemic, I've personally known 4 people that have passed due to Covid19 (they got sick before the vaccine was made for the mass public). I want to start having my fun while I'm still mobile and having sex with different women has been my only real Hobby, in my personal life, I am not a sports guy, I don't go to parties, social gatherings, clubs, don't drink or smoke, I don't buy materialistic stuff, aside from playing Call of Duty online, sex with women has been the only thing I loved doing a lot of in life and at like $7 a woman, Guatemala is a good choice to fully enjoy what I love best, I'm not getting younger, I want to do what I love doing right now while I can and am mobile, this Pandemic really showed me that life is short and we can die at any time, so it's best to enjoy it before we one day look back at our lives and wish we had more fun doing what we love.[/QUOTE]I don't judge what a man does for a living, but what your business, well, it is a little dangerous. I mean even if the tattaglias guarantee your security, the idea of fucking that many women in a tropical environment makes covid like a toe stubbed on a down pillow at a high end incall. Remember the golden mean and avoid the golden pussy.

Hi gents:

I am at the LAX area for two days and hope you guys can guide me in the right direction / hook me up.

Of course, when you are in orlando, I will help you out.

Seeking small Asian, we don't have this in Orl, just in parlors, and I don't care for that.

Preferably for a visit at my hotel!!

Thank you so very much.

Any mongers here been out to Copenhagen and have recommendations? Looking for the fine Dane babes that the vikings definitely took back home that don't break the bank.

[QUOTE=Potato1;5841287]Any mongers here been out to Copenhagen and have recommendations? Looking for the fine Dane babes that the vikings definitely took back home that don't break the bank.[/QUOTE]Lived there for a couple years, fantastic city. Their laws on the practice are lax. It's legal, you can run a brothel but you can only charge for the room, you can't make money off the providers, no pimps. Because of this, it is easy to find and heavily advertised. Anywhere you see a red light in a window, it can be had inside, just go in you will be greeted. Problem there is you don't know what you're getting. There are services that cater to tourist but they were pretty expensive as I recall. From the main train station walk along Istedgade for about 4 or 5 blocks. There a sex shops and topless bars along that street. People are super helpful and open about sex, just ask someone in on of the bars or shops. Tell them you are looking for Danish girls and they will tell you where you can find them. I will say though, the hot Danish girls are expensive. Don't know how much print media there is in Denmark now, they are pretty progressive tech wise, but the smaller papers always had ads for girls and there are random flyers at the train station and on the streets. It's fun hunt, enjoy your visit.

[QUOTE=Potato1;5841287]Any mongers here been out to Copenhagen and have recommendations? Looking for the fine Dane babes that the vikings definitely took back home that don't break the bank.[/QUOTE]I suggest you look and post here:

[URL]http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?650-Copenhagen[/URL]

I can't believe how many scammers are on all these sites in LA, OC and IE, are people that stupid to just pay these deposits, is there a list that we could label them, but then again I answer my question.

Damn, ya'll see the presidents son Hunter in those pics with european hookes, all kinds of white substances and etc. Whoa!

Hey everyone, any descent sex clubs / parties you could recommend in LA?

Hey I recently came across a website called Voyeur Dolls which is mostly just women drawing this guy's dick, and I guess I found my new kink because I am into it and would really love to recreate that experience. Anybody have any suggestions about how to go about finding something like this? I think ideally it would be a real artist / art student who would draw my dick. Ideally she'd help me finish at the end, but not touch actually necessary, but mostly I want her to really focus on my dick and sketch it to the best of her ability. I was thinking of posting on craigslist and saying no touch, but I wasn't sure if that was sketchy. Any thoughts? Thanks.

[QUOTE=TheWhiteWabbit;5846747]Hey I recently came across a website called Voyeur Dolls which is mostly just women drawing this guy's dick, and I guess I found my new kink because I am into it and would really love to recreate that experience. Anybody have any suggestions about how to go about finding something like this? I think ideally it would be a real artist / art student who would draw my dick. Ideally she'd help me finish at the end, but not touch actually necessary, but mostly I want her to really focus on my dick and sketch it to the best of her ability. I was thinking of posting on craigslist and saying no touch, but I wasn't sure if that was sketchy. Any thoughts? Thanks.[/QUOTE]If you have a strap on, ketamines, piss play, pegging, BDSM, spongebob fetish, your girl is harmony temple [URL]https://www.slixa.com/california/los-angeles/harmony-temple.[/URL].

I am sure for like 2 k she will draw your dick all you want. You should prolly get a hotel room her incall is nasty as her face.

Does anyone have a good porn site? I use xhamster the most, but they stopped allowing downloads a while back, and now to upload you have to give them verified I'd, which I am not doing. It was a great place to share. Motherless is another one I used to use, but I've gotten kicked off before. It is also slow. I really liked one called hush-hush, it had free content, photos, and then a companion site hushx, which was video. IT also is now defunct.

Really looking for a place to share and get freebies.

[QUOTE=FarFarAway;5859692]Does anyone have a good porn site? I use xhamster the most, but they stopped allowing downloads a while back, and now to upload you have to give them verified I'd, which I am not doing. It was a great place to share. Motherless is another one I used to use, but I've gotten kicked off before. It is also slow. I really liked one called hush-hush, it had free content, photos, and then a companion site hushx, which was video. IT also is now defunct.

Really looking for a place to share and get freebies.[/QUOTE]If you google "the porn dude" the website will have all legit porn sites including some OF video. I'd link the site but not sure if allowed to here.

[QUOTE=FarFarAway;5859692]Does anyone have a good porn site? I use xhamster the most, but they stopped allowing downloads a while back, and now to upload you have to give them verified I'd, which I am not doing. It was a great place to share. Motherless is another one I used to use, but I've gotten kicked off before. It is also slow. I really liked one called hush-hush, it had free content, photos, and then a companion site hushx, which was video. IT also is now defunct.

Really looking for a place to share and get freebies.[/QUOTE]You guys watch porn? Why?

[QUOTE=FarFarAway;5859692]Does anyone have a good porn site? I use xhamster the most, but they stopped allowing downloads a while back, and now to upload you have to give them verified I'd, which I am not doing. It was a great place to share. Motherless is another one I used to use, but I've gotten kicked off before. It is also slow. I really liked one called hush-hush, it had free content, photos, and then a companion site hushx, which was video. IT also is now defunct.

Really looking for a place to share and get freebies.[/QUOTE]Isn't it all free now? Pornhub, Redtube, Youporn.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;5861683]You guys watch porn? Why?[/QUOTE]The price of Pussy has gone up!

Today is "National Vagina Appreciation Day."

Really.

[QUOTE=SeanSlate;5885534]The price of Pussy has gone up![/QUOTE]Plus 1 on that. I like to get off once a day and can't afford the 300/ a day it would cost for decent pussy or 400-500/ a day for the good pussy. BTW, from what I've seen over the last couple of years on this site, my idea of decent or good pussy seems to be far different than what most guys here seem to find acceptable. I know there are a few gems that rarely come across this site's discussions as the exception to the rule. Of course, it could be that many of the examples I've seen just aren't very photogenic.

Hell, for the past few years, my max budget for clubs or actual hobbying is about $1200 per year. So yeah, I use porn too.

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[QUOTE=PriscillaM;5861683]You guys watch porn? Why?[/QUOTE]When it's 1:00 am and all the AMPs and AAMPs are closed, and I have to nut one off so I can fall asleep.

If I am in Vegas, no porn is needed. LOL.

So I got a tit / hand job from this pig on the westside. I was kind of bored so I repeated with her.

I asked why she was on hiatus.

She tells me she is on only fans dot com and selling guys pics of her feet and hands and wearing certain clothes.

She says she make 2 k a month, but the site takes 20%.

This girl is totally nasty looking. I am ashamed that I patronize her.

But guys are spending money on online shit with her?

This is crazy and is killing pricing all over.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;5944261]So I got a tit / hand job from this pig on the westside. I was kind of bored so I repeated with her.

I asked why she was on hiatus.

She tells me she is on only fans dot com and selling guys pics of her feet and hands and wearing certain clothes.

She says she make 2 k a month, but the site takes 20%.

This girl is totally nasty looking. I am ashamed that I patronize her.

But guys are spending money on online shit with her?

This is crazy and is killing pricing all over.[/QUOTE]These posts are hilarious.

[QUOTE=AssusPrime;5946974]These posts are hilarious.[/QUOTE]This was not meant to be a joke. This girl (she must be 40) has the worst tit job ever. The nipples are like in the upper right hand corner of each tit. They look like suicide doors on a car.

She works out of a fucken office suite in Santa Monica, I know a guy who does taxes out of the suite.

The place smells vaguely of recycled toner.

It is fairly clean but you feel like maybe you should be going to the dentist there too.

I thought maybe she stopped massaging due to the hack on rub ratings.

No, she was bragging that she can make over 2 k a month wearing outfits and showing her feet.

I have to fucken be at Vons every morning by 830 to stock salmon and my hands stink by 9 am to make 2 k a month.

Do I amuse you?

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;5947498]This was not meant to be a joke. This girl (she must be 40) has the worst tit job ever. The nipples are like in the upper right hand corner of each tit. They look like suicide doors on a car.

She works out of a fucken office suite in Santa Monica, I know a guy who does taxes out of the suite.

The place smells vaguely of recycled toner.

It is fairly clean but you feel like maybe you should be going to the dentist there too.

I thought maybe she stopped massaging due to the hack on rub ratings.

No, she was bragging that she can make over 2 k a month wearing outfits and showing her feet.

I have to fucken be at Vons every morning by 830 to stock salmon and my hands stink by 9 am to make 2 k a month.

Do I amuse you?[/QUOTE]Is the fish at Vons wild caught or farm raised from the cesspools of China?

[QUOTE=Domino727;5948242]Is the fish at Vons wild caught or farm raised from the cesspools of China?[/QUOTE]I have no idea, but I think I found a loophole in California Revenue and Taxation Code section 64 (d) by which my client can avoid a property tax reassessment.

[URL]https://www.vice.com/en/article/xgdeea/are-we-headed-for-a-recession-ask-sex-workers[/URL]

This is typical horseshit. They say that it is about sex workers. And then they interview a bunch of girls on only fans complaining that guys want to see pickles shoved further up their asses.

I will say that this shit ass war on fossil fuels and the idea that the US would give a wet shit about two white nations fighting each other are pretty bad ideas.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;5861683]You guys watch porn? Why?[/QUOTE]Not sure if this is your usual sarcasm but I had to respond to this. They say that whatever porn you watch is what you really want IRL. In my case that happens to be true. So I have my few favorites and when I am searching online for dates I try to find girls that at least have the same body type as the girls I watch online. Anytime I deviate from my demographic I am usually less than satisfied. I never pay for porn but I get why some people do (better videos or unique content).

As far as the why, when I am in between dates, (which are less frequent these days), I need a release without waiting too long or I get like hernia type pains in my lower abdomen. Very painful and can take days to recover. The few times I thought I would hold back to have some better time with a girl I was sorry I did. Not worth the risk.

And some girls like to watch porn before or during the act. I am sure I watched it a couple times a week with my x wife for many years. I mean if watching traci lords was gonna get her wet who was I to complain.

[QUOTE=HollywoodGuy;5949600]Not sure if this is your usual sarcasm but I had to respond to this. They say that whatever porn you watch is what you really want IRL. In my case that happens to be true. So I have my few favorites and when I am searching online for dates I try to find girls that at least have the same body type as the girls I watch online. Anytime I deviate from my demographic I am usually less than satisfied. I never pay for porn but I get why some people do (better videos or unique content).

As far as the why, when I am in between dates, (which are less frequent these days), I need a release without waiting too long or I get like hernia type pains in my lower abdomen. Very painful and can take days to recover. The few times I thought I would hold back to have some better time with a girl I was sorry I did. Not worth the risk.

And some girls like to watch porn before or during the act. I am sure I watched it a couple times a week with my x wife for many years. I mean if watching traci lords was gonna get her wet who was I to complain.[/QUOTE]I guess my issue with porn is multi faceted.

An older dude on my block subscribed to playboy and penthouse. He was either employed by or consulted for the Office of Intelligence and Analysis and was gone for weeks and asked me to collect his mail. He did not give a shit that the playboys came back slightly read. Then, when I was 18, I did graveyard at the gas station at Van Nuys and Ventura, across from a newsstand (you millennial and sub millennials can look up what that is) with loads of porn mags. Once I saw a copy of I think it was "nugget" or "screwed" where a girl shoved a leaf blower up her pussy, I never needed to see a porn mag again.

I think I bought some porno with a fake I'd from a le sex shop store. The last one I paid for had this guy fucking two girls. The girls were decent looking, had big tits and they were natural (this was filmed in the 1980's I think). All of a sudden, one of the girls leaves the set and comes back with a dildo. I am like, oh, I have seen this in magazines before. But well, what do you know, she took the dildo and shoved it up the guy's ass. I immediately unplugged the vhs and threw it away with the tape inside and burned the garbage can.

I think like 15 years later I watched stolen porn on the internet and I realized something very quickly. My quota for seeing dicks on any given day is one. And I usually steal a glance at mine in the shower with the aid of reading glasses. In my view, any guy who likes to watch porn has a dick fascination. Not for me, but you all may be wired differently.

If you are that horny, get a girlfriend or get married. But watching a guy's dick?

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;5949231][URL]https://www.vice.com/en/article/xgdeea/are-we-headed-for-a-recession-ask-sex-workers[/URL]

I will say that this shit ass war on fossil fuels and the idea that the US would give a wet shit about two white nations fighting each other are pretty bad ideas.[/QUOTE]Dude, I think you may need a vacation.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;5949649]I guess my issue with porn is multi faceted.

An older dude on my block subscribed to playboy and penthouse. He was either employed by or consulted for the Office of Intelligence and Analysis and was gone for weeks and asked me to collect his mail. He did not give a shit that the playboys came back slightly read. Then, when I was 18, I did graveyard at the gas station at Van Nuys and Ventura, across from a newsstand (you millennial and sub millennials can look up what that is) with loads of porn mags. Once I saw a copy of I think it was "nugget" or "screwed" where a girl shoved a leaf blower up her pussy, I never needed to see a porn mag again.

I think I bought some porno with a fake I'd from a le sex shop store. The last one I paid for had this guy fucking two girls. The girls were decent looking, had big tits and they were natural (this was filmed in the 1980's I think). All of a sudden, one of the girls leaves the set and comes back with a dildo. I am like, oh, I have seen this in magazines before. But well, what do you know, she took the dildo and shoved it up the guy's ass. I immediately unplugged the vhs and threw it away with the tape inside and burned the garbage can.

I think like 15 years later I watched stolen porn on the internet and I realized something very quickly. My quota for seeing dicks on any given day is one. And I usually steal a glance at mine in the shower with the aid of reading glasses. In my view, any guy who likes to watch porn has a dick fascination. Not for me, but you all may be wired differently.

If you are that horny, get a girlfriend or get married. But watching a guy's dick?[/QUOTE]Hey guys! Remember the 2016 campaign, and there was a time where everyone was saying Chump was saying stuff just to see what kind of response he would get?

[QUOTE=PlayerN818;5950549]Dude, I think you may need a vacation.[/QUOTE]You think he needs a vacation. I think he needs an aggressive lobotomy.

[QUOTE=ChrisPoontang;5950751]You think he needs a vacation. I think he needs an aggressive lobotomy.[/QUOTE]Wait Chris is not blocking me? Call putin peace os breaking out.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;5949649]I guess my issue with porn is multi faceted.

An older dude on my block subscribed to playboy and penthouse. He was either employed by or consulted for the Office of Intelligence and Analysis and was gone for weeks and asked me to collect his mail. He did not give a shit that the playboys came back slightly read. Then, when I was 18, I did graveyard at the gas station at Van Nuys and Ventura, across from a newsstand (you millennial and sub millennials can look up what that is) with loads of porn mags. Once I saw a copy of I think it was "nugget" or "screwed" where a girl shoved a leaf blower up her pussy, I never needed to see a porn mag again.

I think I bought some porno with a fake I'd from a le sex shop store. The last one I paid for had this guy fucking two girls. The girls were decent looking, had big tits and they were natural (this was filmed in the 1980's I think). All of a sudden, one of the girls leaves the set and comes back with a dildo. I am like, oh, I have seen this in magazines before. But well, what do you know, she took the dildo and shoved it up the guy's ass. I immediately unplugged the vhs and threw it away with the tape inside and burned the garbage can.

I think like 15 years later I watched stolen porn on the internet and I realized something very quickly. My quota for seeing dicks on any given day is one. And I usually steal a glance at mine in the shower with the aid of reading glasses. In my view, any guy who likes to watch porn has a dick fascination. Not for me, but you all may be wired differently.

If you are that horny, get a girlfriend or get married. But watching a guy's dick?[/QUOTE]I suppose anyone that feels this way would just be watching girl-on-girl or girl solo videos. And thanks for the reply.