Rants Raves and Stupid Shit in Seattle.

These girls (winter's acct has been banned on tna but she goes by nadianazir on PD) are pulling a straight up scam. They advertise a menu and donation then when you meet with them they say well that's for a massage so if you want FS it's double. And when you ask on txt they say some dumb shit like "I don't talk explicit on txt. " It's an excuse to run a scam. Seattle has gone to shit. These fuckin amateur girls ruining the hobby for us and the honest pro girls. Stay away from all of them and others like them. Unless you're a regular and you know exactly what you're getting, ask what exactly is it that you're getting for the amt you donate. Get these bozos tf out of here man!

[QUOTE=Michael1967;6627570]I'm still paying $300 for an outcall to my place. I've had a few come from Tacoma (I'm a little south of Seattle) without an up charge. I had someone over Tuesday (and she came from Redmond (in an Uber (no extra charge) and stayed 80 minutes (I tipped her an extra $50)....[/QUOTE]Yah. I've got this one girl I see three or four times a year. Started seeing her on Backpage right before it all went away. She advertises very infrequently on STG and the other board.

Anyway, I usually drop about 150 for half hour car play. Last I checked her rates were 400 per hour and 250 per half on that other board. When I give her 400 she stays as long as I like. She's also one of the few escorts I've seen in recent years who isn't [I]obviously[/I] a junkie. She probably uses (they all do) but she at least makes [I]some[/I] effort to be discreet about it.

[QUOTE=InHerGuts;6627581]These girls (winter's acct has been banned on tna but she goes by nadianazir on PD) are pulling a straight up scam. They advertise a menu and donation then when you meet with them they say well that's for a massage so if you want FS it's double. And when you ask on txt they say some dumb shit like "I don't talk explicit on txt. " It's an excuse to run a scam. Seattle has gone to shit. These fuckin amateur girls ruining the hobby for us and the honest pro girls. Stay away from all of them and others like them. Unless you're a regular and you know exactly what you're getting, ask what exactly is it that you're getting for the amt you donate. Get these bozos tf out of here man![/QUOTE]These girls with this hustle mentality always end up angry, broke and stuck with a loser baby daddy.

I just came back from abroad and I cannot believe I've been paying here for the low level service in the area. MPs have further mileage for your dollar, even in other states. The independents are lower than 300. WTF is with this 200 qv 300 hh. I'm done hobbying in WA, it's pretty much more cost effective to save up and hobby when traveling. I pretty much am only seeing my established regulars because they're not ripping me off.

[QUOTE=GeniusCasanova;6627861]I just came back from abroad and I cannot believe I've been paying here for the low level service in the area. MPs have further mileage for your dollar, even in other states. The independents are lower than 300. WTF is with this 200 qv 300 hh. I'm done hobbying in WA, it's pretty much more cost effective to save up and hobby when traveling. I pretty much am only seeing my established regulars because they're not ripping me off.[/QUOTE]Not just that casa; over here in USA, they also took advantage of sex-flation game to next level with separating each service like normal standard GFE is now "extra on BBBJ, rim also extra charge for some providers, cop (cum outside) is extra, and cip (cum inside) is double that LOL. Most ridiculous bs is MSOG is extra 40 minimum for most spots. This is literally laughing stock LOL.

[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/keiki[/URL]

Oh boy oh boy! We have a winner!

"3 Hour US $3,000.

Seattle minimum (FMTY, Incall rates)".

This lady is charging 3 k MINIMUM for Seattle and only Seattle hobbyists! She charges *only* 400 for her Boise incall and 1200 for her 2 hour Boise incall. I am seldomly at a loss for words. I am at a loss for words.

I nominate keiki for the 2023 GPS Award. I am going to start a spread sheet boys and we are going to hand out this award at the end of the year. Please submit your submissions.

[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/keiki[/URL]

Charging $450 for a 30 minute video call. LOL! I can't wipe the smile off my face. This is lady is smoking something. There is no way somebody is paying 450 for a 30 minute video call for that. Go on one of the cam sites and find a way hotter chic and spend not even a quarter of the price LOL. Or maybe. You know get an hour outcall for that money with a hotter girl. Just a thought.

[QUOTE=ProJohn1;6628611][URL]https://tryst.link/escort/keiki[/URL]

Oh boy oh boy! We have a winner!

"3 Hour US $3,000.

Seattle minimum (FMTY, Incall rates)".

This lady is charging 3 k MINIMUM for Seattle and only Seattle hobbyists! She charges *only* 400 for her Boise incall and 1200 for her 2 hour Boise incall. I am seldomly at a loss for words. I am at a loss for words.[/QUOTE]Classic example of gps figures LOL.

[QUOTE=ProJohn1;6628617]I nominate keiki for the 2023 GPS Award. I am going to start a spread sheet boys and we are going to hand out this award at the end of the year. Please submit your submissions.

[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/keiki[/URL]

Charging $450 for a 30 minute video call. LOL! I can't wipe the smile off my face. This is lady is smoking something. There is no way somebody is paying 450 for a 30 minute video call for that. Go on one of the cam sites and find a way hotter chic and spend not even a quarter of the price LOL. Or maybe. You know get an hour outcall for that money with a hotter girl. Just a thought.[/QUOTE]450 bucks for no nut game? She thinks she's hollywood material LOL.

Yipes. Is this an April Fools' ad that has been forgotten and not taken down?

[QUOTE=Zomfg;6628881]Yipes. Is this an April Fools' ad that has been forgotten and not taken down?[/QUOTE]Nope. I seen the most hideous and ugly woman on this site charging 600-100 per hour.

Here is one such example.

[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/jordan-domremy[/URL] Absolutely no tits or ass wants 650 for an hour! No thanks. She should be paying me. Age: "30's" Looks like 40's to me. I bet that's all covered too LOL.

I saw one girl charging $350 for a dinner date for one hour. You pay to feed her + another 350. Boy! What a good deal!

[QUOTE=ProJohn1;6629034]Nope. I seen the most hideous and ugly woman on this site charging 600-100 per hour.

Here is one such example.

[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/jordan-domremy[/URL] Absolutely no tits or ass wants 650 for an hour! No thanks. She should be paying me. Age: "30's" Looks like 40's to me. I bet that's all covered too LOL.

I saw one girl charging $350 for a dinner date for one hour. You pay to feed her + another 350. Boy! What a good deal![/QUOTE]I just had a thought, could it be that she and others like her are decoys to make others who charge the same or less look like a bargain?

"Hey, I charge slightly less AND slightly better looking, guys!"

[QUOTE=ProJohn1;6629034]Nope. I seen the most hideous and ugly woman on this site charging 600-100 per hour.

Here is one such example.

[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/jordan-domremy[/URL] Absolutely no tits or ass wants 650 for an hour! No thanks. She should be paying me. Age: "30's" Looks like 40's to me. I bet that's all covered too LOL.

I saw one girl charging $350 for a dinner date for one hour. You pay to feed her + another 350. Boy! What a good deal![/QUOTE]She's not that bad. I'd do her for about $300.

[QUOTE=Michael1967;6629165]She's not that bad. I'd do her for about $300.[/QUOTE]LOL not that bad. I am not looking for "not that bad". I could get that chic for free in a bar. I am only interested in paying for girls that I can't get otherwise. Sure in a pinch I'll do a pump and dump with a chic who is "not that bad" but I would never entertain one for 300 bucks.

[QUOTE=Michael1967;6629165]She's not that bad. I'd do her for about $300.[/QUOTE]If she offers discounts and / or freebies for 300 bucks, then that's something else. Or at least discount cards on future visits LOL.

[QUOTE=Michael1967;6629165]She's not that bad. I'd do her for about $300.[/QUOTE]But no way is she a $650 girl.

[QUOTE=InHerGuts;6627581]These girls (winter's acct has been banned on tna but she goes by nadianazir on PD) are pulling a straight up scam. They advertise a menu and donation then when you meet with them they say well that's for a massage so if you want FS it's double. And when you ask on txt they say some dumb shit like "I don't talk explicit on txt. " It's an excuse to run a scam. Seattle has gone to shit. These fuckin amateur girls ruining the hobby for us and the honest pro girls. Stay away from all of them and others like them. Unless you're a regular and you know exactly what you're getting, ask what exactly is it that you're getting for the amt you donate. Get these bozos tf out of here man![/QUOTE]Check this review out. This is what I'm talking about. This shit is a scam. And elite GPS behavior. Smfh.

[URL]https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread.php?2663686-It-s-a-massage-folks[/URL]

[QUOTE=InHerGuts;6630052]Check this review out. This is what I'm talking about. This shit is a scam. And elite GPS behavior. Smfh.

[URL]https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread.php?2663686-It-s-a-massage-folks[/URL][/QUOTE]You are right. Me calling them "Upchargerian" was too nice.

[QUOTE=ProJohn1;6628611][URL]https://tryst.link/escort/keiki[/URL]

Oh boy oh boy! We have a winner!

"3 Hour US $3,000.

Seattle minimum (FMTY, Incall rates)".

This lady is charging 3 k MINIMUM for Seattle and only Seattle hobbyists! She charges *only* 400 for her Boise incall and 1200 for her 2 hour Boise incall. I am seldomly at a loss for words. I am at a loss for words.[/QUOTE]And even in Boise her structure makes no sense. $400 for an hour, $600 for 90 m. . . . and $1000 for two hours?! So it's cheaper to book her for an hour twice than two hours once? Isn't it usually the opposite?

You could book her for an hour and 90 minutes back to back for $1000 and get a half hour free compared to booking two hours for the same price.

Girl math indeed.

[URL]https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?607563-kalanikapule[/URL]

I really think these girls are trolling us.

[QUOTE=Nunya206;6633931][URL]https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?607563-kalanikapule[/URL]

I really think these girls are trolling us.[/QUOTE]Because she's young, has golden pussy, and new. I swear the norm will be 400/500 for hhr in a yr or 2. Smh.

Hey guys, there is a new topless cleaning company in Seattle. You should check out there IG for the most unbelievable set of conditions! You must allow there armed security "led by Seal team six members" to walk through your house and check it out before the cleaning lady will come in.

"-all entry / exit doors to remain unlocked, if not doors / windows will be broken into" <- HAHA WTF?

"Our security team is far more advanced than the average security team. Our security team is led by 2 Seal team 6 members who are in charge of providing tactical training to our security. " - Yea I'm fucking sure they have two members of seal team six providing tactical training to there security HAHHAHA. You'd think they were running a topless cleaning service in fucking Gaza with how they describe it LOL. I can't stop laughing.

Check the first couple of posts on there IG for absolute fucking gold! Whoever is running this company is doing copious amounts of cocaine and / or meth!

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/topsoffcleaning/[/URL]

[QUOTE=Efurufe;6627479]Are you saying you implying that there's a shortage in demand?[/QUOTE]No shortage of anything except reasonable rates that are inline with the rest of the country, and men that are secure and strong enough to walk away.

[QUOTE=Nunya206;6633931][URL]https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?607563-kalanikapule[/URL]

I really think these girls are trolling us.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BusSit69;6633988]Because she's young, has golden pussy, and new. I swear the norm will be 400/500 for hhr in a yr or 2. Smh.[/QUOTE]That's absurd. Especially since she's not GFE, doesn't allow BBBJ, or DATY. So what exactly are you getting for your hour? A three minute CBJ and then you fuck her doggy style for 57 minutes? Think she'll be cool with that?

Oh come on, man. Haven't you completed the TNA indoctrination course yet? You're paying for her [I]time[/I], man. Her time. You're not paying for any activities, you're paying her to reserve a block of time for you to enjoy. That's what providers want you to believe.

[QUOTE=Jinurso;6636173]So what exactly are you getting for your hour?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Nunya206;6633931][URL]https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?607563-kalanikapule[/URL]

I really think these girls are trolling us.[/QUOTE]

Please note:
I researched her older ads and

Her (Its) only fan page is TSKALANI.

So, you're probably in for a bigger surprise than you think. Her older ads also mention that she likes greek..hm..wonder why?

I noticed that too and was like yeah I'm not even trying to figure it out.

[QUOTE=Michael1967;6636284]Please note:
I researched her older ads and

Her (Its) only fan page is TSKALANI.

So, you're probably in for a bigger surprise than you think. Her older ads also mention that she likes greek..hm..wonder why?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ProJohn1;6635523]Check the first couple of posts on there IG for absolute fucking gold! Whoever is running this company is doing copious amounts of cocaine and / or meth!

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/topsoffcleaning/[/URL][/QUOTE]Funny, yeah. .

Pass.

I recognize one of the girls though: [URL]https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?507017-VenusEnvy[/URL].

[QUOTE=ProJohn1;6635523]Hey guys, there is a new topless cleaning company in Seattle. You should check out there IG for the most unbelievable set of conditions! You must allow there armed security "led by Seal team six members" to walk through your house and check it out before the cleaning lady will come in.

"-all entry / exit doors to remain unlocked, if not doors / windows will be broken into" <- HAHA WTF?

"Our security team is far more advanced than the average security team. Our security team is led by 2 Seal team 6 members who are in charge of providing tactical training to our security. " - Yea I'm fucking sure they have two members of seal team six providing tactical training to there security HAHHAHA. You'd think they were running a topless cleaning service in fucking Gaza with how they describe it LOL. I can't stop laughing.

Check the first couple of posts on there IG for absolute fucking gold! Whoever is running this company is doing copious amounts of cocaine and / or meth!

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/topsoffcleaning/[/URL][/QUOTE]Seal team 6 is weak. Seal Team 7 is better the owner is behind the times. For real topless cleaning has been around forever not sure whoever has used it ever before or why. Just silly if you get bored completely out of your mind maybe.

[QUOTE=ProJohn1;6635523]Hey guys, there is a new topless cleaning company in Seattle. You should check out there IG for the most unbelievable set of conditions! You must allow there armed security "led by Seal team six members" to walk through your house and check it out before the cleaning lady will come in.

"-all entry / exit doors to remain unlocked, if not doors / windows will be broken into" <- HAHA WTF?

"Our security team is far more advanced than the average security team. Our security team is led by 2 Seal team 6 members who are in charge of providing tactical training to our security. " - Yea I'm fucking sure they have two members of seal team six providing tactical training to there security HAHHAHA. You'd think they were running a topless cleaning service in fucking Gaza with how they describe it LOL. I can't stop laughing.

Check the first couple of posts on there IG for absolute fucking gold! Whoever is running this company is doing copious amounts of cocaine and / or meth!

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/topsoffcleaning/[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Zomfg;6636534]Funny, yeah. .

Pass.

I recognize one of the girls though: [URL]https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?507017-VenusEnvy[/URL].[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Nilats;6636599]Seal team 6 is weak. Seal Team 7 is better the owner is behind the times. For real topless cleaning has been around forever not sure whoever has used it ever before or why. Just silly if you get bored completely out of your mind maybe.[/QUOTE]So we are letting pi mps come in the house now? Gtfo!

Other Board Featured Provider has a dick.

WTF!

[QUOTE=ProJohn1;6635523] "led by Seal team six members"[/QUOTE]They really didn't think that scare tactic thru. Any level of actual professional security would make this whole endeavor cost prohibitive. It would be way too expensive just to stare at naked girls in household lighting. You might as well go hang out with caronalime at pandoras.

[QUOTE=ScotchYoke;6637018]They really didn't think that scare tactic thru. Any level of actual professional security would make this whole endeavor cost prohibitive. It would be way too expensive just to stare at naked girls in household lighting. You might as well go hang out with caronalime at pandoras.[/QUOTE]I don't think any of those girls would do a good job cleaning my home. I would want to troll them. Have them show up and then go to the store until they are done. Except I probably wouldn't have anything left when I returned.

[QUOTE=ScotchYoke;6637018]They really didn't think that scare tactic thru. Any level of actual professional security would make this whole endeavor cost prohibitive. It would be way too expensive just to stare at naked girls in household lighting. You might as well go hang out with caronalime at pandoras.[/QUOTE]The whole part about how they will break windows and doors if they are locked has me cracking up. They really think any guy would to hire one of these girls after reading all that shit LOL! The only guys that will hire them are the simps who have never been laid and think "oh wow nice they are really protecting these girls, I understand there are bad bad guys out there who might try and ask for a sexual favor".

[QUOTE=Barnie;6636942]Other Board Featured Provider has a dick.

WTF![/QUOTE]Any links? LOL.

[QUOTE=IronClad999;6637908]Any links? LOL.[/QUOTE]Here you go.

[URL]https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?u=576958[/URL]

[QUOTE=MilfHunter66;6637959]Here you go.

[URL]https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?u=576958[/URL][/QUOTE]With a VIP rate too. We live in clown world now.

RoyalDutchess = ExoticBbwRaiya = SoSoValenti.

[QUOTE=ScotchYoke;6638163]RoyalDutchess = ExoticBbwRaiya = SoSoValenti.[/QUOTE]Got to love that progression: from "ROYAL" to "Exotic" to just "so so" 😂.

[QUOTE=AussieFury;6638885]Got to love that progression: from "ROYAL" to "Exotic" to just "so so" 😂.[/QUOTE]I didn't notice that! However, and for no real particular reason, it goes from the current name backward thru the first one.