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Called her up looking for a BBBJ and she gave me the address of her Lowell residence. I arrived in an area with limited parking and went in the back door (literally). She opened the door and it was not the girl in the photo. I should have left right away. Of course, I was thinking with the wrong head. The lights were dim and could not see what exactly she looked like. I went in like a fool. I was directed to the bedroom where she had me get undressed and give a donation. She stepped out for a bit. When she returned, I found her to be huge (not sexy thick or voluptuous). She made it clear I was too sit on a specific side of the bed (that had a big cum stain on it: When asked what I wanted I said BBBJ, now she says she doesn't do that. So I settle for a CBJ. It was awful, so I start to lose it. Then she starts getting on my case for going down. She suggests a HJ, and I agree. She then proceeds to take petroleum jelly and rub my cock with it. This was even worse than the BJ, the jelly was so thick it was not enjoyable and her hands were so rough it was like fucking a cheese grater. While all this is going on you have to listen to her take about nonsense like her almost burning her apartment down. All her stories were about near disaster and seems like a total flake. Came out smelling like cigarettes.

Score 1-5.

Face: 0.

Body: 0.

Performance: 0.

Personality: 1.

Smokes: Not during session but clothes reeked of cigarettes after session.

Pets: Not visible, but clothes picked up some dog hair.

Donation: $.

Delivered as promised: No.

I saw some borderline reviews previously and thought I'd give it a shot. I can not in any way recommend this provider.

Thanks for the report. And sorry that you had a negative experience. Mostly your own fault for paying upfront.

But would be more believable if you attached a pic and gave more reasonable scores. Zero for face? Really?

[QUOTE=LivnLifeVIP;6017603]Called her up looking for a BBBJ and she gave me the address of her Lowell residence. I arrived in an area with limited parking and went in the back door (literally). She opened the door and it was not the girl in the photo. I should have left right away. Of course, I was thinking with the wrong head. The lights were dim and could not see what exactly she looked like. I went in like a fool. I was directed to the bedroom where she had me get undressed and give a donation. She stepped out for a bit. When she returned, I found her to be huge (not sexy thick or voluptuous). She made it clear I was too sit on a specific side of the bed (that had a big cum stain on it: When asked what I wanted I said BBBJ, now she says she doesn't do that. So I settle for a CBJ. It was awful, so I start to lose it. Then she starts getting on my case for going down. She suggests a HJ, and I agree. She then proceeds to take petroleum jelly and rub my cock with it. This was even worse than the BJ, the jelly was so thick it was not enjoyable and her hands were so rough it was like fucking a cheese grater. While all this is going on you have to listen to her take about nonsense like her almost burning her apartment down. All her stories were about near disaster and seems like a total flake. Came out smelling like cigarettes.

Score 1-5.

Face: 0.

Body: 0.

Performance: 0.

Personality: 1.

Smokes: Not during session but clothes reeked of cigarettes after session.

Pets: Not visible, but clothes picked up some dog hair.

Donation: $.

Delivered as promised: No.[/QUOTE]

[URL]https://nashua.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/kiki-is-available-for-incalls/658172987428[/URL]

Blonde who hosts in Nashua.

[QUOTE=DarkClouds;6017954]Thanks for the report. And sorry that you had a negative experience. Mostly your own fault for paying upfront.

But would be more believable if you attached a pic and gave more reasonable scores. Zero for face? Really?[/QUOTE]It's nobody's fault but mine. I thought that was clear from my post.

As for how "believable" my post is, ratings are always subjective unless there is some predefined benchmark. I know of none such benchmark for this hobby. You may find her face to be a one or two, but I don't. I invite you to give her a call and find out for yourself. As for taking pics of non-streetwalking providers, I've never heard of just snapping a pic. Maybe that's allowed, but I've never done it. I'm not too sure if a provider using fake pics is going to be keen on me taking pics of her to post on review sites.

As with all things in life, YMMV.

Peace,

L.

Thanks for responding. Didn't realize she was using fake pics. Again, thanks for reporting on your experience -- that's what makes this site work. Sorry, if my response was too harsh.

[QUOTE=LivnLifeVIP;6022365]It's nobody's fault but mine. I thought that was clear from my post.

As for how "believable" my post is, ratings are always subjective unless there is some predefined benchmark. I know of none such benchmark for this hobby. You may find her face to be a one or two, but I don't. I invite you to give her a call and find out for yourself. As for taking pics of non-streetwalking providers, I've never heard of just snapping a pic. Maybe that's allowed, but I've never done it. I'm not too sure if a provider using fake pics is going to be keen on me taking pics of her to post on review sites.

As with all things in life, YMMV.

Peace,

L.[/QUOTE]

Any of you fellow brothers any intel on Kasha? Hit or miss? All talk but less to no action? Thanks brothers.

Egyptian K Real Sexy Ass Freak Outcalls 27 years old.

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Phone: 512xx280.

[QUOTE=LilBoyBlue;6024645]Any of you fellow brothers any intel on Kasha? Hit or miss? All talk but less to no action? Thanks brothers.

Egyptian K Real Sexy Ass Freak Outcalls 27 years old.

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Phone: 512xx280.[/QUOTE]First rule, if the location states anything ambiguous or, anywhere you are, it's fake.

[QUOTE=Syedna;6025481]First rule, if the location states anything ambiguous or, anywhere you are, it's fake.[/QUOTE]Much appreciated, good brother. Seeing isn't always believing. Something just did not sit right with me with this ad. Thank you for the advice.

[QUOTE=DarkClouds;6022607]Thanks for responding. Didn't realize she was using fake pics. Again, thanks for reporting on your experience -- that's what makes this site work. Sorry, if my response was too harsh.[/QUOTE]No worries, brother.

Is there a reason we don't put the phone number in the review? It make is a lot easier to find. I get the providers keep changing numbers, but a lot of ads expire and the reports become useless. I think the links expire quicker than they change numbers so putting the number in the add with the link seems like a better way.

L.

There used to be a rule preventing us from putting the entire number in the post. Not sure if that rule is still in force. However, I used to put the last four digits of the number in the title of every post. But hardly anyone followed suit, so I stopped. I don't get much in terms of review. I mostly figure out good and bad on my own based on years of experience. Good luck!

[QUOTE=LivnLifeVIP;6027147]Is there a reason we don't put the phone number in the review? It make is a lot easier to find. I get the providers keep changing numbers, but a lot of ads expire and the reports become useless. I think the links expire quicker than they change numbers so putting the number in the add with the link seems like a better way.

L.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LilBoyBlue;5989412]Any one seen this little spinner Tiffany who posts in Nashua, but is from Lowell MA? Hit or miss? Thank you brothers.

Some of her ads say 21 years old while others 30 years old.

So wet but it's so late daddy help me 21 years old.

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Ready for your satisfaction & 30 years old.

[URL]https://nashua.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/ready-for-your-satisfaction/950305115280[/URL][/QUOTE]Sadly, a useful rule of thumb (rule of penis?) is: The more extravagant the promises, the less likely the provider will fulfill them. The ones who know how to write well understand that once you've handed over the do-re-mi, it's in her interest to move you along to make room for the next client. Unless you're at another service level altogether, and we're taking about a grand an hour with an established provider.

Had a dream with her this past February. She's easy to deal with and willing to please. I was in and out in 20 minutes. Good to get off and service oriented but nothing to write home about looks wise.

[QUOTE=JillyJr4889;6021291][URL]https://nashua.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/kiki-is-available-for-incalls/658172987428[/URL]

Blonde who hosts in Nashua.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dupkah725;6040180]Had a dream with her this past February. She's easy to deal with and willing to please. I was in and out in 20 minutes. Good to get off and service oriented but nothing to write home about looks wise.[/QUOTE]I would say she is the best girl in nashua. Thats not really saying much most girls in nashua area have sucked. But kiki has a good attitude seems to get into it. Does not live in the worst place I have encountered in nashua but still not great. But for nashua if I'm going to see a girl she's top of my list for that city.

Had this one visit for an outcall. Ad says she's 24 and the pics are of a 24 looking very nice body girl. In text she assumed me the pics are her. I agreed to her asking 3 Franklins for a visit. The woman who showed up was older, maybe late 30's, maybe the pics were her when she was 24. She's tall and pretty and thin, but not the hardbody in the pictures, at least not today. Definitely a wig, which is a turnoff for me. I had her Franklins on the table in view, so she picked them up right away. Her performance was clinical at best to get started, didn't want me to touch anything or allow any kisses whatsoever. Because of her administrative approach, there was zero attention from my end, but she did give a jacket and tried to get me going with some suction. Because again there was no roaming allowed it got nowhere. I asked what her rules were and she said, "just basic the first time, this is just an introduction. " After that she said she forgot her lube in the car and got up to go out and get it. I knew right then what was going to happen next, as she slipped on her dress and took her purse out the door. She drove off.

I'm very well groomed, great hygiene, fresh from the shower, so it wasn't me.

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