Massage Parlor Reports

For anyone who enjoyed massage at the nail salon near 60th & North, you're out of luck. I went in today. Jam packed with African American girls and Asians of both genders and all ages, doing the grunt work. From what I could gather, they no longer offer body massage, only foot rubs. I caught a view of the room in back. Seems to only have an upright table for facials. Not sure why they discontinued this service. They only had the single, dedicated Asian woman doing the body work. Didn't ask where she went, but I'm curious to find out where.

[QUOTE=Wi Nite Owl;1564244]For anyone who enjoyed massage at the nail salon near 60th & North, you're out of luck. I went in today. Jam packed with African American girls and Asians of both genders and all ages, doing the grunt work. From what I could gather, they no longer offer body massage, only foot rubs. I caught a view of the room in back. Seems to only have an upright table for facials. Not sure why they discontinued this service. They only had the single, dedicated Asian woman doing the body work. Didn't ask where she went, but I'm curious to find out where.[/QUOTE]When she moved to North Ave she called all the time but I had no clue what she was saying. Finally she got one of the ladies there to call and explain a few things. That was a horrible place to go due to the noise, smell, and lack of privacy. Wonder if she went back to Grand Avenue?

Lake Geneva. I thought that was a clean well run place that offered good massages. Very legit as the ladies there never did any soliciting.

Golf score will go up.

[QUOTE=Sqnlvl; 1563561]Thought it was too good to be.

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[QUOTE=Milw Fireman;1564593]Golf score will go up.[/QUOTE]I'm disappointed because those ladies were really nice and put a good effort into the massage. They never tried to upsell or take advantage. Hope things work out ok for them.

[QUOTE=Sqnlvl; 1563561]Thought it was too good to be true.

[url]http://www.lakegenevanews.net/Articles-Lake-Geneva-News-i-2012-10-04-248112.114135-Police-shut-down-illegal-massage-parlor.html[/url][/QUOTE]Department of Homeland Security? Really? If jacking-off is a threat to homeland security, you fuckers must be all bin Ladens. I know this because you all have heat-seeking missiles hidden in your pants. Thank God that Homeland Security is putting a stop to this threat.

I'm licking my wounds, since I kept putting off a visit. ("Maybe next week I'll splurge on the 90 minute round trip.")

Sounds like they were busted for being unlicensed. You'd think at this point, the people doing the financing would know better.

It's too easy of an operation to bust if they leave their tail end blowing in the wind. Why not go the extra mile and get bonafide?

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;1564673]I'm disappointed because those ladies were really nice and put a good effort into the massage. They never tried to upsell or take advantage. Hope things work out ok for them.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Wi Nite Owl; 1564973]I'm licking my wounds, since I kept putting off a visit. ("Maybe next week I'll splurge on the 90 minute round trip.")

Sounds like they were busted for being unlicensed. You'd think at this point, the people doing the financing would know better.

It's too easy of an operation to bust if they leave their tail end blowing in the wind. Why not go the extra mile and get bonafide?[/QUOTE]Same here. Had it on my bucket list in a manor of speaking.

You and I both know that saying they were unlicensed is their way of saying "We couldn't prove they were providing 'other services', but we think they are, so here's our excuse to shut them down". The licensing has so many loopholes, it's impossible for a legit person to be completely on the level. There's always an open hole that lets an official come in and push an agenda with an easy out for said official.

Checked it out twice. $60 Door for 60 min. Massage was slightly better than average, but nothing approaching deep tissue. (Not that you would expect that, but the other place in Kenosha offers a pretty solid rub-down) I saw Emmi, who was cute and almost impossible for me to guess an age for. She had a nice little body that remained under every piece of clothing she began with. She was fairly strict with the draping, and offered no tease before the flip. After the flip she tucked the towel in snug around The Equipment to do the legs. A little bit of contact (rubbing her legs / ass) didn't seem to catch her attention, and at the end I gestured toward the strategically placed towel. Exchanging glances and the universal signal, she performed an average handshake and we parted ways. I left an unsolicited. 30 tip. Second time, similar situation, but had to insist coyly on the finish as someone was in the next room. (Which is actually separated only by a partial wall. No doors either, just curtains.

While I was excited about this place, it just doesn't seem worth it to me. Between the coaxing for service and the lack of privacy, I'm just not that excited about heading back. ALthough the fact that she hasn't asked for tip before finishing is new to me. Any seniors seen that before?

FunTimes

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty; 1562681]I saw a BP ad for a new AMP in Kenosha. Might check it out if no one else does.

Visited a small town AMP today out of state. I know some of you hate my out of state stories. I'd been there before and told myself not to go back. A matronly looking 50 plus mamasan type, one girl shop. Last time she was cold and not too enthusiastic. Gave it another try since its the only thing around for miles. Today she was friendly and flirty. We had a long talk. Very lonely woman, working by herself. I was finishing up a phone call when I arrived and she was staring out her office window hoping I'd come in. Decent massage, topless finish and clean up. Begged me to stick around and talk. Offered to brew me coffee. Pleaded with me to return soon. Well if she was a 25 year old Korean spinner I'd have probably proposed marriage. She told me the only other Chinese people around were the ones who owned the buffet at the old Ponderosa. Over it was $25 less than what I would have paid at Golden Hands. There you get a pretty Russian but the massage is minimal at best. A lot of you already know about GH, check the Roselle board in Illinois.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=IntoFunTimes; 1565545]Checked it out twice. $60 Door for 60 min. Massage was slightly better than average, but nothing approaching deep tissue. (Not that you would expect that, but the other place in Kenosha offers a pretty solid rub-down) I saw Emmi, who was cute and almost impossible for me to guess an age for. She had a nice little body that remained under every piece of clothing she began with. She was fairly strict with the draping, and offered no tease before the flip. After the flip she tucked the towel in snug around The Equipment to do the legs. A little bit of contact (rubbing her legs / ass) didn't seem to catch her attention, and at the end I gestured toward the strategically placed towel. Exchanging glances and the universal signal, she performed an average handshake and we parted ways. I left an unsolicited. 30 tip. Second time, similar situation, but had to insist coyly on the finish as someone was in the next room. (Which is actually separated only by a partial wall. No doors either, just curtains.

While I was excited about this place, it just doesn't seem worth it to me. Between the coaxing for service and the lack of privacy, I'm just not that excited about heading back. ALthough the fact that she hasn't asked for tip before finishing is new to me. Any seniors seen that before?

FunTimes[/QUOTE]Many times I've never been solicited for a tip. Once they know you they never do. Only at a FS AMP do they demand a tip. The standard Chinese legit places, its expected by hardly ever requested is my experience.

[QUOTE=IntoFunTimes; 1565545]Checked it out twice. $60 Door for 60 min. Massage was slightly better than average, but nothing approaching deep tissue. (Not that you would expect that, but the other place in Kenosha offers a pretty solid rub-down) I saw Emmi, who was cute and almost impossible for me to guess an age for. She had a nice little body that remained under every piece of clothing she began with. She was fairly strict with the draping, and offered no tease before the flip. After the flip she tucked the towel in snug around The Equipment to do the legs. A little bit of contact (rubbing her legs / ass) didn't seem to catch her attention, and at the end I gestured toward the strategically placed towel. Exchanging glances and the universal signal, she performed an average handshake and we parted ways. I left an unsolicited. 30 tip. Second time, similar situation, but had to insist coyly on the finish as someone was in the next room. (Which is actually separated only by a partial wall. No doors either, just curtains.

While I was excited about this place, it just doesn't seem worth it to me. Between the coaxing for service and the lack of privacy, I'm just not that excited about heading back. ALthough the fact that she hasn't asked for tip before finishing is new to me. Any seniors seen that before?

FunTimes[/QUOTE]Oh, thank you for TOFFT.

I finally stopped in this time. Yes, it is one of the old-timers from Asian Massage holding down the fort. She does have a somewhat younger, late 30's / early 40's masseuse working with her. Great curves, long black hair, but OK face. I lingered over the high prices just to get a better look at the place. I still don't want to pay 70 for a 30 minute table shower. I smiled and left, but before I did, the younger one wagged her tongue at me, LOL.

I genuinely just wanted some heartfelt massage service. I bolted over to Chinese Relaxation on Hwy 100 & Lincoln. Legit as ever. I had a good chuckle while I was on the table. They have a very decent, but serious minded younger girl doing massage now. A heavier set monger walked in just before me and got her for his session. As I heard her step into his room, she quietly exclaimed,"So sorry sir, you must have towel." Thumbs-up my friend, whoever you are.

I'd like to give the massage route a try. Has anyone ever tried this person? She looks cute.

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[QUOTE=King Stone Age; 1567020]I'd like to give the massage route a try. Has anyone ever tried this person? She looks cute.

[url]http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/thp/3324075538.html[/url][/QUOTE]A few have in the past and it appears she does give a good massage. Period. Still one has to wonder that when you advertise on Craigslist, it is implied that there is more on the menu. She has posted sexier pics and is obviously trying to attract male clients. No Craiglist Therapist can stay in business long unless they at least offer a HE. Perhaps the one exception might be Los Angeles Jessica whom I believe survives by advertising on every free site possible and using sexy pics to lure in new clients who don't know better.

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[QUOTE=RedRooster2; 1567162]There is an in the back for a body rub with a Happy Ending:

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#page=37&article=1690598.[/QUOTE]This is what I found from a little recon on this one. [url]http://greenbay.backpage.com/BodyRubs/rivive-body-rubs-andethiopianandblack-model-type-slender-inoutcalls-24/5970605[/url]