LOL at Me aka The Creepshow Event
It was a Sunday and i was bored. My SB had moved on and I had no replacement, and I have been watching porn all day so I was in a mood. But it had to wait until I finished FTWD. And its Sunday and everything is either closed, closing soon.
Rubmaps, rtff, and a phone call leads me to Elkridge.
I pull up, little old asian ladies chatting outside the entrance. I watch from the car and think to myself, self they kinda old just go home. Nah, I'm here lets just get this over with (u see where this is going LOL).
I go in and am let in by the crypt keeper. Just walk away.
I go in futher and request a half hour. What a maze of a place and I can dig the sliding Japanese doors.
I get shown my room, place my offering, and am introduced to Happy. Walk away man. A well seasoned vet of the AMP scene to say the least. Weathered and well seasoned. What am I doing here.
I get undressed and lay face up. Lets get this over with. She tells me to turn over, then she see the gift. We get right to the tug. She drops top for a "special massage. " Saggy with pointy nips. So why not. She cocks her leg up on the table. Why not. I ring the doorbell which completes the circuit and starts the show.
Giggles, clean up, dressed and out the door in 13 minutes.
50/40 and untold psychological damage.
Priceless.
Another creepshow story LOL
[QUOTE=ArtistOfWar1;3912638]It was a Sunday and i was bored. My SB had moved on and I had no replacement, and I have been watching porn all day so I was in a mood. But it had to wait until I finished FTWD. And its Sunday and everything is either closed, closing soon.
Rubmaps, rtff, and a phone call leads me to Elkridge.
I pull up, little old asian ladies chatting outside the entrance. I watch from the car and think to myself, self they kinda old just go home. Nah, I'm here lets just get this over with (u see where this is going LOL).
I go in and am let in by the crypt keeper. Just walk away.
I go in futher and request a half hour. What a maze of a place and I can dig the sliding Japanese doors.
I get shown my room, place my offering, and am introduced to Happy. Walk away man. A well seasoned vet of the AMP scene to say the least. Weathered and well seasoned. What am I doing here.
I get undressed and lay face up. Lets get this over with. She tells me to turn over, then she see the gift. We get right to the tug. She drops top for a "special massage. " Saggy with pointy nips. So why not. She cocks her leg up on the table. Why not. I ring the doorbell which completes the circuit and starts the show.
Giggles, clean up, dressed and out the door in 13 minutes.
50/40 and untold psychological damage.
Priceless.[/QUOTE]LOL interesting and funny story!
About a couple of weeks a go I was on a stroll and stopped over on Fredrick / St Johns and just like yours she was well over 50. Got a half crappy massage and the flip was mediocer at best but I will give her credit for persistence since I was taking a while. I didn't care for her technique so I tried to guide her as to how I like it (low and slow like good barbecue LOL) but she complained and said next time she was going to charge me more for taking so long. 70/40 split.
This is the kind of customer service that we seem to be constantly complaining about. I won't be returning there for at least six months and hopefully they will have some one a little more customer friendly.