Strip Club Reports

What are the best times to visit the each club?

Thanks

[QUOTE=Danny2; 1412693]What are the best times to visit the each club?

Thanks[/QUOTE]Not to be a jerk, but that info is all over this thread. If you read the posts, most reports indicate the time of day. Or a simple search will probably pull plenty of results.

I know I could have answered your question in much less text than what this post will contain, but it's more the principle of the matter.

As a sidenote, I think Senior status should be granted not by forum posts, but the quality of posts. There have been a number of members who have contacted me lately that have as many posts as myself (which isn't thaat much at this point) , but when I check them out ("view forum posts") .75% or more are questions or little remarks. What's up with that? Either READ, or Contribute. You can't do neither. (This isn't directly targeted at you, Danny2, but more generally speaking).

[QUOTE=Danny2; 1412693]What are the best times to visit the each club?

Thanks[/QUOTE]The general rule of thumb is daytime. Girls are usually a bit less hot (thicker, older) but less hustle and more action. Usually less security and lower admission too. Check the clubs' website for coupons and entry codes

[QUOTE=Into N Out;1412855]As a sidenote, I think Senior status should be granted not by forum posts, but the quality of posts. There have been a number of members who have contacted me lately that have as many posts as myself (which isn't thaat much at this point) , but when I check them out ("view forum posts") .75% or more are questions or little remarks. What's up with that? Either READ, or Contribute. You can't do neither. (This isn't directly targeted at you, Danny2, but more generally speaking).[/QUOTE]Seems like there are even super senior members with hundreds of posts who build the count by mostly or entirely fishing for information and other non-informational type posts. But I would never accuse any particular individual since I'm not reviewing anybody's entire "body of work" and the first 200 posts that I never read may constitute a major contribution and the last 200 that I did see are trying to get back a little of what was given by the early posts. Realistically the posts can't be reviewed for "quality and information" in order to determine senior status. At least not until Jackson starts charging us to be here. With that comes more responsibility for content. There's a natural process here. Newbies are so advised to contribute good information in early posts to gain credibility. That done, there is a natural tendency to back off from adding useful information.

Also I'm going to go off on a tangent about a related subject that pisses me off. As any of you who have used the R (Maps) site know by now, that piece of shit review board with lots of fake and shill reviews mixed in with some good ones, is now charging to read new reviews. There are enough extremely established and well regulated pay sites covering MPs and escorts on the web and I don't know why we need another one. I never got around to posting any reviews to that site and for sure I will not now. I'd encourage anybody who has been posting real info to that site to post it here instead, and not give your info to a proprietor who uses it for profit without even giving the information contributors credits towards free access. I should note that the older reviews are still free, but when it comes to the subject of P4P, reviews that are even a couple of months old can be stale and worthless in many cases.

[QUOTE=The Camel;1413031]Realistically the posts can't be reviewed for "quality and information" in order to determine senior status. At least not until Jackson starts charging us to be here. With that comes more responsibility for content.[/QUOTE]Actually, there is a simple way that posts can be reviewed for "quality and information" that wouldn't cost Jackson much to implement, and would cost nothing to maintain, and that is to have a simple thumbs-up, thumbs-down voting mechanism for reviews. To become a "trusted senior," you would have to have 25 posts that had received at least 5 or 10 votes each perhaps. And you could lose senior status by having 25 thumbs-down posts, maybe? Jackson could probably come up with a super-bitchin' algorithm that would keep things dynamic and maintained by the user community, without his intervention. To prevent trolls and idiots from skewing the game by voting stupidly, votes of other trusted seniors would have more weight than non-trusted seniors.

And thus the certain guys on here who have hundred of posts that are entirely made up of asking questions, especially those looking for a particular girl or girls, would have 0 standing in this board. We all know who they are, and with this system, they would learn it too.

[QUOTE=The Camel;1413031]Also I'm going to go off on a tangent about a related subject that pisses me off. As any of you who have used the R (Maps) site know by now, that piece of shit review board with lots of fake and shill reviews mixed in with some good ones, is now charging to read new reviews. There are enough extremely established and well regulated pay sites covering MPs and escorts on the web and I don't know why we need another one. I never got around to posting any reviews to that site and for sure I will not now. I'd encourage anybody who has been posting real info to that site to post it here instead, and not give your info to a proprietor who uses it for profit without even giving the information contributors credits towards free access. I should note that the older reviews are still free, but when it comes to the subject of P4P, reviews that are even a couple of months old can be stale and worthless in many cases.[/QUOTE]I noticed that too. Lame. Very lame. I think we can generate enough info here if more members would post reports.

I just wanted to say thank you to all of the people who really post info. I know this post doesn't have any info, but I thought I'd take the time to thank the quality posters on here. I also think this is the most active thread (top 3 at a minimum).

I will add meaningful info to this thread as soon as I have some.

[QUOTE=The Camel;1413031]Also I'm going to go off on a tangent about .[/QUOTE]Screw that site. My thoughts are that nothing should change here. Its been working fine for years. Why cause Jackson extra work? Will it get more people to post? I think not and thats the main point. We have always policed the posts ourselves and its worked out pretty good. Only problem we ever get here is when someone starts a flame war (stupid). On the subject of newbies asking questions, I don't care about what they do. Let them ask, sooner or later they will post something useful. Just ignore the questions you don't want to answer.

I started a list of dancers that I consider to be 'high mileage; ' however, with this game, there are plenty who don't make the cut. Based on today's experience (toftt) , here's a new list of not dancers from whom you shouldn't expect much (at least in the topless area, or as I consider it, the economy room) :

Quinn. Asian girl, may be a new chick, but nothing special.

Isis. Short, Blonde spinner type. Sweet girl, very cute, but not forking out anything (might if the price is right)

The other girl's name just slipped my mind (might be Chelsy) , but she's about 5'7 with heels, always wears red lipstick, looks like she was just prego (lots of stomach fat). I normally wouldn't be interested, but she talked a pretty decent game. Unfortunately, that's all it was. Lots of talk and teasing. Don't waste your time. I hate chicks that do this crap. Just be up front. I don't pretend like I'm going to spend gobs of money! Grrr.

Feel free to add to this "DON'T" list and the other "DO" list, if possible. This would generate a pretty decent composition of who (not) to look out for.

Out.

[QUOTE=Into N Out; 1413522]I started a list of dancers that I consider to be 'high mileage; ' however, with this game, there are plenty who don't make the cut. Based on today's experience (toftt) , here's a new list of not dancers from whom you shouldn't expect much (at least in the topless area, or as I consider it, the

Out.[/QUOTE]I recall a cute skinny Latina / white girl at Synn name Hailey as being very high mileage. Very nice from I recall.

You can add Raquel at DVCOI to the "do" list, though she does expect a tip. Short, white (or light-skinned latina) , a little chubby.

[QUOTE=Into N Out; 1413522]I started a list of dancers that I consider to be 'high mileage; ' however, with this game, there are plenty who don't make the cut. Based on today's experience (toftt) , here's a new list of not dancers from whom you shouldn't expect much (at least in the topless area, or as I consider it, the economy room) :

Quinn. Asian girl, may be a new chick, but nothing special.

Isis. Short, Blonde spinner type. Sweet girl, very cute, but not forking out anything (might if the price is right)

The other girl's name just slipped my mind (might be Chelsy) , but she's about 5'7 with heels, always wears red lipstick, looks like she was just prego (lots of stomach fat). I normally wouldn't be interested, but she talked a pretty decent game. Unfortunately, that's all it was. Lots of talk and teasing. Don't waste your time. I hate chicks that do this crap. Just be up front. I don't pretend like I'm going to spend gobs of money! Grrr.

Feel free to add to this "DON'T" list and the other "DO" list, if possible. This would generate a pretty decent composition of who (not) to look out for.

Out.[/QUOTE]

I used to plan these twin bills enjoying the sight and touch of multiple nekkid wimenz at a strip club to get my engine nice and warm and then moving on to an MP to finish up with a good overheating. Lately even if I plan it this way it hardly ever happens. Game 2 gets splooged out by Game 1. But not yesterday.

I entered DVCOI at 2:30PM on Wednesday, thinking it might be too early to catch some of the prime cuts. But the club was active and adequately populated with dancers. My last couple of visits to DVCOI after a long hiatus brought climactic moments and so I thought it would be the same this time. No plans for a Game 2. But this club is the least predictable of the high mileage strip clubs I frequent. I never really know what kind of experience I will have. This time was a great time, but brought no climactic moments. I must have gone to the back with at least 5 different dancers, and only one was a true provider. The ex-porn star Valerie Vazquez who I reported about a few weeks ago. She goes by the name Christina I believe in this club. I had a rollicking good time with her even though she's not particularly my type. But she is great fun. I forced her to behave herself because there were other dancers I wanted to sample and I didn't want Ms. Vazquez to quench my interest in further activity. At the price of $10 per dance with frequent 3 for 2 specials, I can afford to sample.

No other dancer I encountered had the heart or touch of a hardcore provider, but still I seriously enjoyed the dances. Many of the dancers were GFE in their approach and brought a touch of bliss, but no splooge storms. My last two were among the hottest latina dancers I've seen anywhere. One is Damiana who is nothing short of the perfect latina morena spinner next door with a perfect body and the cutest big eyed kitten face that nature can construct. Unfortunately Damiana is constructed to be coldly professional and all business on the personal level. I came the closest to loosing my load with her if only because she was allowing unimpeded touching and she could be a Playboy Playmate if Hefner had any taste. But perhaps not bimbo or fake enough or bodacious enough. But purely and naturally perfect and adorable off the charts.

The other was Carissa who I asked about in an earlier report getting no responses. This time I managed to hook her and she is every bit as physically delicious as Damiana, but a different type physically and has a wonderful personality. She's a Mexicana / Filipina recipe and it shows. All the best of each of those two ethnicities. Perfect top to bottom and like every dancer I was with, completely unimpeded access to all of her sweet parts, but like Damiana, zero touching of my erogenous areas except with knees and via grinding which is fine, but doesn't take me to the summit and over it. By accident she confirmed she's not an extras provider. At least not BJs. She misunderstood a comment I made to her about blowjobs which was a response to a similar comment she made. She thought I was asking her for a blowjob. And so responded that she doesn't do that kind of thing in the club.

Two hours later I'm out of there with raging wood but I had no complaints. I had enough Playa Dollerz remaining to resolve the chaos below my belt. I considered going over to Paradise where a modest investment would surely take care of the situation, or going to get some true relaxation and a release at Kings. A Chinese AMP with an excellent rep that I had never sampled. Kings is a rub and tug known for quality massage, generally younger than usual masseuses for this kind of place with great attitude and skills, and excellent facilities. That's the venue I chose for Game 2 with good results. I'll place a report of Kings in the COI MP thread a little bit later on.

I love damiana. You got it right on the money. She's really sweet despite her low mileage. A girl like her is hard to hate.

atNashsteve: Any specifics? Synn is one place I completely gave up on. If there's a girl there that's worth it, I might make a reunion out of it.

Great contributions fellas. A few more and I'll repost an updated list.

[QUOTE=The Camel; 1414183]I used to plan these twin bills enjoying the sight and touch of multiple nekkid wimenz at a strip club to get my engine nice and warm and then moving on to an MP to finish up with a good overheating. Lately even if I plan it this way it hardly ever happens. Game 2 gets splooged out by Game 1. But not yesterday.

I entered DVCOI at 2:30PM on Wednesday, thinking it might be too early to catch some of the prime cuts. But the club was active and adequately populated with dancers. My last couple of visits to DVCOI after a long hiatus brought climactic moments and so I thought it would be the same this time. No plans for a Game 2. But this club is the least predictable of the high mileage strip clubs I frequent. I never really know what kind of experience I will have. This time was a great time, but brought no climactic moments. I must have gone to the back with at least 5 different dancers, and only one was a true provider. The ex-porn star Valerie Vazquez who I reported about a few weeks ago. She goes by the name Christina I believe in this club. I had a rollicking good time with her even though she's not particularly my type. But she is great fun. I forced her to behave herself because there were other dancers I wanted to sample and I didn't want Ms. Vazquez to quench my interest in further activity. At the price of $10 per dance with frequent 3 for 2 specials, I can afford to sample.

No other dancer I encountered had the heart or touch of a hardcore provider, but still I seriously enjoyed the dances. Many of the dancers were GFE in their approach and brought a touch of bliss, but no splooge storms. My last two were among the hottest latina dancers I've seen anywhere. One is Damiana who is nothing short of the perfect latina morena spinner next door with a perfect body and the cutest big eyed kitten face that nature can construct. Unfortunately Damiana is constructed to be coldly professional and all business on the personal level. I came the closest to loosing my load with her if only because she was allowing unimpeded touching and she could be a Playboy Playmate if Hefner had any taste. But perhaps not bimbo or fake enough or bodacious enough. But purely and naturally perfect and adorable off the charts.

The other was Carissa who I asked about in an earlier report getting no responses. This time I managed to hook her and she is every bit as physically delicious as Damiana, but a different type physically and has a wonderful personality. She's a Mexicana / Filipina recipe and it shows. All the best of each of those two ethnicities. Perfect top to bottom and like every dancer I was with, completely unimpeded access to all of her sweet parts, but like Damiana, zero touching of my erogenous areas except with knees and via grinding which is fine, but doesn't take me to the summit and over it. By accident she confirmed she's not an extras provider. At least not BJs. She misunderstood a comment I made to her about blowjobs which was a response to a similar comment she made. She thought I was asking her for a blowjob. And so responded that she doesn't do that kind of thing in the club.

Two hours later I'm out of there with raging wood but I had no complaints. I had enough Playa Dollerz remaining to resolve the chaos below my belt. I considered going over to Paradise where a modest investment would surely take care of the situation, or going to get some true relaxation and a release at Kings. A Chinese AMP with an excellent rep that I had never sampled. Kings is a rub and tug known for quality massage, generally younger than usual masseuses for this kind of place with great attitude and skills, and excellent facilities. That's the venue I chose for Game 2 with good results. I'll place a report of Kings in the COI MP thread a little bit later on.[/QUOTE]

It was pretty crowded aroun 12. Didn't have a good time because there was nowhere to sit and only the fat strippers approached me. I was only there for about 20 minutes because as soon as I saw a Pregnant ***** dancing, I booked it.

Highlite of the night, is Stage Maintenance

excellent review

[QUOTE=The Camel; 1414183]I used to plan these twin bills enjoying the sight and touch of multiple nekkid wimenz at a strip club to get my engine nice and warm and then moving on to an MP to finish up with a good overheating. Lately even if I plan it this way it hardly ever happens. Game 2 gets splooged out by Game 1. But not yesterday.

I entered DVCOI at 2:30PM on Wednesday, thinking it might be too early to catch some of the prime cuts. But the club was active and adequately populated with dancers. My last couple of visits to DVCOI after a long hiatus brought climactic moments and so I thought it would be the same this time. No plans for a Game 2. But this club is the least predictable of the high mileage strip clubs I frequent. I never really know what kind of experience I will have. This time was a great time, but brought no climactic moments. I must have gone to the back with at least 5 different dancers, and only one was a true provider. The ex-porn star Valerie Vazquez who I reported about a few weeks ago. She goes by the name Christina I believe in this club. I had a rollicking good time with her even though she's not particularly my type. But she is great fun. I forced her to behave herself because there were other dancers I wanted to sample and I didn't want Ms. Vazquez to quench my interest in further activity. At the price of $10 per dance with frequent 3 for 2 specials, I can afford to sample.

No other dancer I encountered had the heart or touch of a hardcore provider, but still I seriously enjoyed the dances. Many of the dancers were GFE in their approach and brought a touch of bliss, but no splooge storms. My last two were among the hottest latina dancers I've seen anywhere. One is Damiana who is nothing short of the perfect latina morena spinner next door with a perfect body and the cutest big eyed kitten face that nature can construct. Unfortunately Damiana is constructed to be coldly professional and all business on the personal level. I came the closest to loosing my load with her if only because she was allowing unimpeded touching and she could be a Playboy Playmate if Hefner had any taste. But perhaps not bimbo or fake enough or bodacious enough. But purely and naturally perfect and adorable off the charts.

The other was Carissa who I asked about in an earlier report getting no responses. This time I managed to hook her and she is every bit as physically delicious as Damiana, but a different type physically and has a wonderful personality. She's a Mexicana / Filipina recipe and it shows. All the best of each of those two ethnicities. Perfect top to bottom and like every dancer I was with, completely unimpeded access to all of her sweet parts, but like Damiana, zero touching of my erogenous areas except with knees and via grinding which is fine, but doesn't take me to the summit and over it. By accident she confirmed she's not an extras provider. At least not BJs. She misunderstood a comment I made to her about blowjobs which was a response to a similar comment she made. She thought I was asking her for a blowjob. And so responded that she doesn't do that kind of thing in the club.

Two hours later I'm out of there with raging wood but I had no complaints. I had enough Playa Dollerz remaining to resolve the chaos below my belt. I considered going over to Paradise where a modest investment would surely take care of the situation, or going to get some true relaxation and a release at Kings. A Chinese AMP with an excellent rep that I had never sampled. Kings is a rub and tug known for quality massage, generally younger than usual masseuses for this kind of place with great attitude and skills, and excellent facilities. That's the venue I chose for Game 2 with good results. I'll place a report of Kings in the COI MP thread a little bit later on.[/QUOTE]