Whatever happened to Miranda?
Anyone know?
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Whatever happened to Miranda?
Anyone know?
The title says it all and when I get to the end you will probably agree. After a very nice time on the east side sunday afternoon I went for a bite to eat and came across a bsw that from a distance looked promising walking north on broadway close to the stadium. I go about 30 foot or so from her and looked away for a second or two and was slowing down, without saying a word wonder woman jumps in my passenger seat and starts the biz on me. Guys I wasnt getting this crazy #$%@! out of my car till she got what she wanted. well I had 40 tucked in my from pocket and we agreed on that for BBBJCIM. She did the dead and then opened my door and spit all over the door itself, gross. Then slams the door back shut and says she needs some more for her work.
I told her I didnt have anymore and then she tells me that her man was a following and he had an AK47 and she didnt care. So now here I am in the situation im in and ive got the craziest BSW in the world in my car and she wont leave. So I made the mistake of pulling out my wallet and while trying to conceal the contents and pulling out 3 ones she damn near jumps into the drivers seat with me to see what I got. I know I know stupid me, I fell asleep in class that day, sorry. I hand her the 3 then she goes back into the old man spell again and says she saw the 20 in my wallet and if she dont get it its gonna get ugly, I start to fumble around in my car a little like im looking for a little help and this doesnt phase her a damn bit. So I pull out a 20 and tell her she has to get out first, she says no give her the 20 first. Well this dumb farm boy knows were this is gonna lead and I tell her get out first she starts to argue and then I have an idea. I roll down my window and tell her Ill drop it outside she agrees and as soon as she sees it leave my hand she jumps out like she is a stunt woman and somebody yelled action.
Ok now here comes the funny part, she is running after this 20 that is being blown around in a 20 mile an hour wind gust, every time she gets withing 20 foot of it it takes off, So I bolted and turned back towards Broadway when luck would have it, I look in my rear view mirror and here she comes chasing this 20 like it was winning lotto ticket. But it gets better and guys im not making this up you had to be there. The damn 20, now damp from hitting the ground about 10 times and being sucked by the wind takes off and literally sticks to my back window like it was a lost puppy. I look back and see that the BSW is hauling ass for my truck but is at least half a city block back. So I jump out peel the 20 off the window and just give her the old one finger salute. I jump back in and she is pissed and now has picked up enough speed to be an olympic track star.
All I can figure is the crack must have kicked in, but I gave it the gas to get my ass back to the highway a soon as I can. I have one final fun note, as I look back after turning the corner I realize that she missed the back of my truck by like 5 foot from catching me, to bad flip flops dont have any traction cause she couldnt make the corner and did a noser on the asphalt. Well all I can say is good guys one and BSW (now Big Stupid Women) nothing.
[QUOTE=Doug Stubb]The title says it all and when I get to the end you will probably agree. After a very nice time on the east side sunday afternoon I went for a bite to eat and came across a bsw that from a distance looked promising walking north on broadway close to the stadium. I go about 30 foot or so from her and looked away for a second or two and was slowing down, without saying a word wonder woman jumps in my passenger seat and starts the biz on me. Guys I wasnt getting this crazy #$%@! out of my car till she got what she wanted. well I had 40 tucked in my from pocket and we agreed on that for BBBJCIM. She did the dead and then opened my door and spit all over the door itself, gross. Then slams the door back shut and says she needs some more for her work.
I told her I didnt have anymore and then she tells me that her man was a following and he had an AK47 and she didnt care. So now here I am in the situation im in and ive got the craziest BSW in the world in my car and she wont leave. So I made the mistake of pulling out my wallet and while trying to conceal the contents and pulling out 3 ones she damn near jumps into the drivers seat with me to see what I got. I know I know stupid me, I fell asleep in class that day, sorry. I hand her the 3 then she goes back into the old man spell again and says she saw the 20 in my wallet and if she dont get it its gonna get ugly, I start to fumble around in my car a little like im looking for a little help and this doesnt phase her a damn bit. So I pull out a 20 and tell her she has to get out first, she says no give her the 20 first. Well this dumb farm boy knows were this is gonna lead and I tell her get out first she starts to argue and then I have an idea. I roll down my window and tell her Ill drop it outside she agrees and as soon as she sees it leave my hand she jumps out like she is a stunt woman and somebody yelled action.
Ok now here comes the funny part, she is running after this 20 that is being blown around in a 20 mile an hour wind gust, every time she gets withing 20 foot of it it takes off, So I bolted and turned back towards Broadway when luck would have it, I look in my rear view mirror and here she comes chasing this 20 like it was winning lotto ticket. But it gets better and guys im not making this up you had to be there. The damn 20, now damp from hitting the ground about 10 times and being sucked by the wind takes off and literally sticks to my back window like it was a lost puppy. I look back and see that the BSW is hauling ass for my truck but is at least half a city block back. So I jump out peel the 20 off the window and just give her the old one finger salute. I jump back in and she is pissed and now has picked up enough speed to be an olympic track star.
All I can figure is the crack must have kicked in, but I gave it the gas to get my ass back to the highway a soon as I can. I have one final fun note, as I look back after turning the corner I realize that she missed the back of my truck by like 5 foot from catching me, to bad flip flops dont have any traction cause she couldnt make the corner and did a noser on the asphalt. Well all I can say is good guys one and BSW (now Big Stupid Women) nothing.[/QUOTE]
Funny how some things just work out in the end!
[QUOTE=Doug Stubb]The title says it all and when I get to the end you will probably agree. After a very nice time on the east side sunday afternoon I went for a bite to eat and came across a bsw that from a distance looked promising walking north on broadway close to the stadium. I go about 30 foot or so from her and looked away for a second or two and was slowing down, without saying a word wonder woman jumps in my passenger seat and starts the biz on me. Guys I wasnt getting this crazy #$%@! out of my car till she got what she wanted. well I had 40 tucked in my from pocket and we agreed on that for BBBJCIM. She did the dead and then opened my door and spit all over the door itself, gross. Then slams the door back shut and says she needs some more for her work.
I told her I didnt have anymore and then she tells me that her man was a following and he had an AK47 and she didnt care. So now here I am in the situation im in and ive got the craziest BSW in the world in my car and she wont leave. So I made the mistake of pulling out my wallet and while trying to conceal the contents and pulling out 3 ones she damn near jumps into the drivers seat with me to see what I got. I know I know stupid me, I fell asleep in class that day, sorry. I hand her the 3 then she goes back into the old man spell again and says she saw the 20 in my wallet and if she dont get it its gonna get ugly, I start to fumble around in my car a little like im looking for a little help and this doesnt phase her a damn bit. So I pull out a 20 and tell her she has to get out first, she says no give her the 20 first. Well this dumb farm boy knows were this is gonna lead and I tell her get out first she starts to argue and then I have an idea. I roll down my window and tell her Ill drop it outside she agrees and as soon as she sees it leave my hand she jumps out like she is a stunt woman and somebody yelled action.
Ok now here comes the funny part, she is running after this 20 that is being blown around in a 20 mile an hour wind gust, every time she gets withing 20 foot of it it takes off, So I bolted and turned back towards Broadway when luck would have it, I look in my rear view mirror and here she comes chasing this 20 like it was winning lotto ticket. But it gets better and guys im not making this up you had to be there. The damn 20, now damp from hitting the ground about 10 times and being sucked by the wind takes off and literally sticks to my back window like it was a lost puppy. I look back and see that the BSW is hauling ass for my truck but is at least half a city block back. So I jump out peel the 20 off the window and just give her the old one finger salute. I jump back in and she is pissed and now has picked up enough speed to be an olympic track star.
All I can figure is the crack must have kicked in, but I gave it the gas to get my ass back to the highway a soon as I can. I have one final fun note, as I look back after turning the corner I realize that she missed the back of my truck by like 5 foot from catching me, to bad flip flops dont have any traction cause she couldnt make the corner and did a noser on the asphalt. Well all I can say is good guys one and BSW (now Big Stupid Women) nothing.[/QUOTE]That is funny now!
You could sell tickets if you had it on video!
Well, I laughed my ass off for about 10 minutes straight as I closed my eyes and pictured this scenario in my mind! Take that $20 and get your car detailed (with special attention to the door)!
Have a good one!
[QUOTE=Missery]Funny how some things just work out in the end![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Doug Stubb]... I go about 30 foot or so from her and looked away for a second or two and was slowing down, without saying a word wonder woman jumps in my passenger seat and starts the biz on me.[/QUOTE]
Man...I coulda swore that someone posted a warning before that there are some girls who try to do this on the North Side.
Listen to this! Took a short ride today down to 9th and Exchange. Quite a few girls out including good Ashley. I was just doing a bit of window shopping when this small BSW starts running towards my vehicle. I just ignored her and drove on. Made the loop and came back around. Well there she was again and she tried to open the passenger door. By the way she's probable the only semi attractive BSW working in that area. Like always I keep my doors looked just to prevent unauthorized guests. She asked why am I driving around I told her it's none of her business, and I'm looking for someone else. Like in one of the previous stories she kicked my door. Unlike other individuals I work for my money and take offense individuals damaging my property. I stopped the vehicle to inspect the damage, she ran down the street screaming she was going to break my windows. As soon as I reentered two individuals in a white sedan drove up behind me honking there horn. I'm pretty sure those were here employers. As I was not armed today I avoided the confrontation and let it go. If I can convince anyone to avoid the area for a while it would be a success. No one is making any money if customers are being treated in such a manner. As in previous reports LEO will not intervene even if someone poses a real danger.
As always be careful and think twice. Further reports to follow.
Not many people post about the MLK stroll (I assume the shady area is probably concerning) but just wanted to share a dream I had there.
Drove the loop from Page/Hanely to MLK/Kingshighway a few times last night. Just as it started getting dark, people were all over the place. A lot of guys hanging at corners (I just roll by those stop signs. Not a good place to stop) but talent literally every other block.
Either way, I have heard some bad stories about MLK, so I was ultracautious. Found a couple of girls that looked interesting, but after a few circuits decided that they were with another guy (watch Academy Street. There is something REALLY worrisome going down between two of the girls and some guys at the end of the block. Saw them rush a car that stopped to talk to a girl).
Anyway, saw a cute BSW, circled around a couple times and she gave a subtle head nod to a side street. Picked her up, did the cop check. GREAT tits for a girl her size. Not much conversation; didn't even talk price. I started driving, she pulled out Mr Happy and away we go.
I didn't even make it to a stopping point before she had me ready to go.complete start-to-finish BBJCIM with a smile. She asked if I had a tip (keep in mind, no money before this) and I dropped her a $20. She smiled, told me to look for her again, and hopped out. One of the best street dates I've had.
If you see her, her name is Tanga (Tayna? ) and she is just off MLK by the Total station. Again, this area has it's risks, but the reward was great.
[QUOTE=So Ill Bill]My girl Angie (of the little white truck fame) is back guys. She called me last week and said she just got back from a 40 day vacation courtesy of STLPD. While she has gotten herself off the boy she has gained some weight, at least 25 lbs. mostly in her chest! (Wow, they are huge now). I called her Wed. afternoon and met her at Walgreen's on Broadway. On time and never shutting up, I was very happy to get her mouth full and quiet her down. BBBJCIM skills are still exceptional, but I am a sap. She blows smoke up my ass telling how while she was "away" she thought about the last time we did F/S when she took care of herself, yeah, yeah, yeah, LOL. Anyway it worked I guess, cause I gave her cash for a new phone and surprisingly a couple of hours later she calls with the new number. There may be hope for that girl yet. Did a few loops afterward, not much stirring for a beautiful spring evening though, what's up with that? No LEO or talent. Saw the zombie chick (Dawn?) on Grand, not even remotely interested. Then I saw Ashley? on Penn but she is boycotted. So I went home and watched the Blues lose. my sugar momma is taking me to Chicago this weekend for the Cubs - Cards at Wrigley and I have been working on her about a little threesome action, anyone of you mongers know of a sure thing in Chitown, North side preferrably? I can't see us cruising Cicero together, LMAO, and from what I read on their forum Craigslist is mostly a scam up there. Any info would be greatly appreciated, even a massage chick with extras would suffice as long as she came to our room. Have a good weekend guys and lay low.
GO BLUES!
Bill[/QUOTE]
Is Angie a blonde who is very cute, with nice sweater-meat and kind of paunch belly? Does she generally around the walgreens? If so, I definitely saw her today wearing a white tank and ripped up culotte-length jeans, but was in a rush so I couldn't partake. Let another monger take her in the walgreens parking lot. Holy smokes, she's hawt as fuck! If she usually walks this stroll between jefferson and I-55, it would be nice to know. 'Cause I would camp out for @$$ like that!
I have it from a good source that St.LPD will running a sting operation on the lower Broadway / Pennsylvania stroll next week. I have no more specifics but I am taking it serious. Lay low my brothers.
Bill
[QUOTE=So Ill Bill]I have it from a good source that St.LPD will running a sting operation on the lower Broadway / Pennsylvania stroll next week. I have no more specifics but I am taking it serious. Lay low my brothers. ==[/QUOTE]
What's your source? A lady? Someone who works in the police department? Somebody else? Don't name them, but give us an idea of their role.
It would make sense that next week might be a sting week since it's the last week of the month. According to the author of the book [b][i]"Arrest-Proof Yourself[/i][/b]," police departments have unofficial arrest quotas (departments will deny it), and cops who are shy of the numbers are more likely to make arrests for minor, petty offenses near the end of the month to reach the unofficial quota. The author was a Miami cop who set Florida records for felony arrests. He was also an FBI field agent, and is now a criminal defense attorney. There are seveal good books at Amazon on making yourself more arrest resistant.
[color=brown]Anyone remember the User ID of that monger who wrote last year that he had gotten arrested on the Southside for soliciting prostitution? Would be good to re-read his report and recollect what week of the year he was pinched.[/color] - Rosco
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PS: Found the answer. It was our monger buddy "Phil Anderer76" who got arrested on the Southside for soliciting prostitution. Here's a link to his December, 2007 report about his bust:
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=596443#post596443[/url]
We all thank you for reporting Phil. Hope things have gone well for you since. - Rosco
PPS: I should say that I'm assuming the arrest was SW-related, not CL-related. Phil, understandably, still hasn't filled us in on the details of his prostitution arrest that happened a year-and-a-half ago. However, he did mention the words "street smarts" in his report.[/color][/b]
[QUOTE=So Ill Bill]I have it from a good source that St.LPD will running a sting operation on the lower Broadway / Pennsylvania stroll next week. I have no more specifics but I am taking it serious. Lay low my brothers.
Bill[/QUOTE]
lol...we must have the same source. Except my info is that the po-po are going to be sweeping up the girls next week. My source was complaining that she was going to have to get out there early.
Now I hit Penn Friday night about midnite-1am and a cop is cruising south on Penn with his lights off till he comes right up on me. Traffic on Penn was ridiculous last night. I made about 2 circuits before being chased off.
Was able to see a couple regulars tonight and actually left the area. Grabbed some grub and decided to make a few more passes. Coming up Bates to Grand and I see a short blonde gal with a long skirt that's completely slit up each side. She's walking briskly thru the 7-11 parking lot, right past a police car, then up Bates towards Grand. I cruise past, give a nod and soon she's getting in the ride off a side street. Ho-Monger ESP...
Anyway, Sarah is short, got spikey blonde hair and has on a tiny top showing off her tummy. Probably about 30 years old. This is same Sarah that So IL Bill found on Virginia. Ironically, I dated Sarah many, many years ago when she was very young and cute. Then dated her years later thru a mutual acquaintance while she was staying at Bates/Grand.
Sadly, it doesn't appear that I ever posted about her. Sarah's looking a little rough (really age-wise) and she asked I crank up the air. I did and off came her clothes as we're driving. Unfortunately, she's not really firm anywhere...except that hair (lol)...though she is petite and skinny. She get's on all fours in my passenger seat while doing a nice bbbj and I'm playing with her ass and thinking I wouldn't mind some full service with her.
Maybe next time...
[QUOTE=Knucklebuck]lol...we must have the same source. Except my info is that the po-po are going to be sweeping up the girls next week. My source was complaining that she was going to have to get out there early.
Now I hit Penn Friday night about midnite-1am and a cop is cruising south on Penn with his lights off till he comes right up on me. Traffic on Penn was ridiculous last night. I made about 2 circuits before being chased off.
Was able to see a couple regulars tonight and actually left the area. Grabbed some grub and decided to make a few more passes. Coming up Bates to Grand and I see a short blonde gal with a long skirt that's completely slit up each side. She's walking briskly thru the 7-11 parking lot, right past a police car, then up Bates towards Grand. I cruise past, give a nod and soon she's getting in the ride off a side street. Ho-Monger ESP...
Anyway, Sarah is short, got spikey blonde hair and has on a tiny top showing off her tummy. Probably about 30 years old. This is same Sarah that So IL Bill found on Virginia. Ironically, I dated Sarah many, many years ago when she was very young and cute. Then dated her years later thru a mutual acquaintance while she was staying at Bates/Grand.
Sadly, it doesn't appear that I ever posted about her. Sarah's looking a little rough (really age-wise) and she asked I crank up the air. I did and off came her clothes as we're driving. Unfortunately, she's not really firm anywhere...except that hair (lol)...though she is petite and skinny. She get's on all fours in my passenger seat while doing a nice bbbj and I'm playing with her ass and thinking I wouldn't mind some full service with her.
Maybe next time...[/QUOTE]Wow. I wonder if this is the same Sarah I came to know and love as one of my first many years back. At one point she used to drive a white pickup truck with CA plates. The first time I met up with her was at Shirmer and Penn and she was walking the area. Last time I saw her was probably 2005 when we did a FS under the highway overpass near the Schnucks store on Loughborgh. She often changed her looks. Long hair. Hair tucked under a hat. Different hair styles. Wigs. Ect. She was always a fantastic date with a wonderful personality. She was probably early 20's at best back in 2005. I imagine there are a lot of "Sarahs" out there. Hopefully the one you wrote about is the one I know. If so, I need to go looking for her.
[QUOTE=Luvblondes]Last time I saw her was probably 2005 when we did a FS under the highway overpass near the Schnucks store on Loughborgh. She often changed her looks. Long hair. Hair tucked under a hat. Different hair styles. Wigs. Ect. She was always a fantastic date with a wonderful personality. She was probably early 20's at best back in 2005. I imagine there are a lot of "Sarahs" out there. Hopefully the one you wrote about is the one I know. If so, I need to go looking for her.[/QUOTE]
Likely the same, since our first time was under an overpass, near some train tracks off Koeln....long, looooooong time ago. Had to be like 2003 or earlier. I even checked some of my Alt.sex.prostitution group postings and didn't see me mentioning her.
Unfortunately, I didn't date her enough to get to see multiple wigs..that woulda been cool.
That ASP was a trip down memory lane man...so many girls back then.
Got a call out of the blue from Elizabeth..the blonde about 23yrs old who worked by Jefferson and Gravois. She just got back from a few month "vacation" courtesy of the State. I have her # for members who she knows and would like to see her again.
Scuuze