Rants and Stupid shit in Dayton

So I had an interesting ended to my night. Met a young lady and took her out for dinner and drinks. Believe it or not, that was it. Afterwards, I dropped her off at her residence and while walking her to the door noticed one of the local finest cruising by. Low and behold, he hung out around the corner waiting for me to leave. About 2 blocks away blues and reds start flashing in my rear view mirror. I pull over in a well lit area and have my I'd, etc. , ready for him. He comes up to my vehicle asks if I know why he pulled me over to which I replied I do not. He explains I failed to use a turn signal in one of my three turns out of the neighborhood. He asks for me I'd, departs back to his cruiser. Then he comes back and asks questions about my night, who I was out with, etc. Then a K9 unit pulls up and goes around my vehicle while I'm talking to the original finest. The K9 alerts on the passenger door, so I get to sit in the cruiser while they go through my vehicle. Nothing is found and I get a lecture / history lesson on the area of town I'm in. I get a warning ticket for not using my turn signal and I was on my way home.

Lesson for all. Always check your six, and ALWAYS check your vehicle when someone has been a passenger. You never know if they accidentally dropped something in your vehicle.

How was your Saturday night, LOL?

[QUOTE=DawgPound;4441018]So I had an interesting ended to my night. Met a young lady and took her out for dinner and drinks. Believe it or not, that was it. Afterwards, I dropped her off at her residence and while walking her to the door noticed one of the local finest cruising by. Low and behold, he hung out around the corner waiting for me to leave. About 2 blocks away blues and reds start flashing in my rear view mirror. I pull over in a well lit area and have my I'd, etc. , ready for him. He comes up to my vehicle asks if I know why he pulled me over to which I replied I do not. He explains I failed to use a turn signal in one of my three turns out of the neighborhood. He asks for me I'd, departs back to his cruiser. Then he comes back and asks questions about my night, who I was out with, etc. Then a K9 unit pulls up and goes around my vehicle while I'm talking to the original finest. The K9 alerts on the passenger door, so I get to sit in the cruiser while they go through my vehicle. Nothing is found and I get a lecture / history lesson on the area of town I'm in. I get a warning ticket for not using my turn signal and I was on my way home.

[b]Lesson for all. Always check your six, and ALWAYS check your vehicle when someone has been a passenger. You never know if they accidentally dropped something in your vehicle.[/b]

How was your Saturday night, LOL?[/QUOTE]Good advice. While checking my vehicle, I have found a variety of stuff the ladies have left behind: combs, tweezers, reading eyeglasses, cigarettes, lighters, prescription pills, drugs wrapped in foil, soiled panties, and even my cash donation.

[QUOTE=Cartog;4441361]Good advice. While checking my vehicle, I have found a variety of stuff the ladies have left behind: combs, tweezers, reading eyeglasses, cigarettes, lighters, prescription pills, drugs wrapped in foil, soiled panties, and even my cash donation.[/QUOTE]Has happened to me as well. They continually brake people's 4 amendment rights and the DAs let them get away with it. They'll all dirty.

[QUOTE=FootMan2007;4309082]Had a sugar baby for over a year. We tended to have fun and she only wanted $120 for fun session. I helped her out with things financially if they got tough and bought her random small gifts. Today she told me that now that she's more experienced she believe she's worth $250 minimum and said that she has people who will pay her that and she would like to see me but only at that rate. So I figured it was time to say goodbye. It was a good reminder though. That no matter how much you think they might be close to you it's all about the benjamins.[/QUOTE]Everytime I thought we had connection she would pull one of these; "you don't help me enough". I've actually taken her out to the Bahamas, Puerto Rico, and Jamaica. Got her passport, birth certificate, paid her license reinstatement, car, cell phones, ect. Thought it was cute but it got old after awhile. Now I'm in search for a new sugarbaby but it's getting hard to find one not on something. LOL.

Great report brother. Stay safe.

I have a total stranger PMing me Handle Painterguy66, guess he's con on kissing asked me how I could kiss a Ho with all the dicks in her mouth, why Pm me? Afraid to ask in the forum?

[QUOTE=MuffDiverDan;4481475]I have a total stranger PMing me Handle Painterguy66, guess he's con on kissing asked me how I could kiss a Ho with all the dicks in her mouth, why Pm me? Afraid to ask in the forum?[/QUOTE]He PM'd me as well. Truely a stupid guy who needs to learn a lesson or shut the F up. He threatened me and invited me to go one-on-one with him if I named the time and place. I did. He didn't show. I suspect that when he joined USA he meant to create a username DOUCHEBAG but couldn't spell it correctly and ended up with Painterguy66. This was sometime back, in the summer maybe mid July I think.

[QUOTE=MuffDiverDan;4481475]I have a total stranger PMing me Handle Painterguy66, guess he's con on kissing asked me how I could kiss a Ho with all the dicks in her mouth, why Pm me? Afraid to ask in the forum?[/QUOTE]So has painter kissed his GF / wife after he camin in her mouth it's all relative.

Or to each his own.

Have tried to contact the following ladies with no responses. Emily of and Dayton, Barbra the mature chick Adelyn from Dayton, the thirty six year old from Huber Heights who says she doesn't know what the acronyms mean, the thirty something chick who a recent review had her working out of a garage by her house or would travel to the client. The hot chick from Middletown who says she loves to FK but evidently doesn't know how to answer her contacts, Camy the blond who loves to do it also, the chick from North of Dayton in Piqua who advertises PSE. All these women are from Dayton or the area but none seem to know how to answer contacts. WTF is up with that. Again ladies this is a FKING business. Also most of the ladies above advertise PSE which to me means they love skin on skin. Ladies if you aren't OPEN to PSE don't advertise it. For those of us with serious ED we love and some of us need the feel of a woman on our business. JMO. Any lady who does is welcome to contact me via PM with complete discretion, anonymity, and what happens behind closed doors stays there. Thanks for reading. Doc.

I recently visited a UTR in Middletown for a standard suck and fuck. Of course she did not appear nearly as svelte in person as her picture made her out to be. I asked her to strip down so I could inspect the goods. She dropped her jeans and unsurprisingly I see that her legs looked better in jeans than they did in the nude. But "pussy is pussy" I argued and proceded to engaged her in FIV to be followed by DATY, as prescribed on page one and two, respectively, of my standard play-book. After getting her nice and wet, I started to go down on her when I got a whiff of the old quim which caused me to up chucked a little into my throat. At precisely this moment I miraculously got a text message and used that as an excuse to leave immediately without so much as removing my own pants. All the way home I had to drive and shift with one hand, else I would have had to deodorize and disinfect the entire car.

A few days later I went to Jungle Jim's to stock up on Red Thai Chilies, a gastronomic treat if ever there was one. Passing the cheese department I was offered, accepted, and ate a piece of white cheddar cheese with red onion. WOW, was it good. Bought a couple of pounds, picked up the chilies, and headed home. Later I opened the cheese for a snack and to my shock and amazement found that it smelled exactly like the bad quim I refused to eat in Middletown.

The moral of the story (if there is one) is that it is OK if good cheese smells like bad pussy, just be sure which one you are eating.

[QUOTE=MichaelSmith39;4610322]So I guess that's what YMMV is all about. And it is quite apparent that your mileage sucked. I find it interesting that for every negative review on here for KP there are 5 or 6 positive reviews. So that alone tells me she is good far more often then not. I can tell you I have never experienced what you described. In fact quite the opposite. Your description does remind me of a couple of things. First, if concerned about what is taboo ask BEFORE you set up a time. Secondly if truly unhappy with the arrangement when you arrive turn around and leave. If I decide to stay anyway then that's on me not the companion. I know I won't always "click" with a provider. That comes with the territory. Move on. No need to expend time and effort texting her about how pissed you are. Like sending her harassing and nasty texts is going to make anything change. Move on to the next lady who will please you. And absolutely don't try and go back because that just leaves all the more time for those of us who enjoy her company to see her.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MuffDiverDan;4610355]I figured the Kasey Parks white Knights would flock to the bad review, but truth be it I was deleting her # as I walked out the door, so no harassing texts, blocked and deleted goodbye.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DDChaser;4610723]Seen her both as a USASG escort and also as a walker. Overall good times, but the chick has mental issues she will be the first to admit so, and so does her (prior?) leach boyfriend she told me so herself one reason why they cling to each other. It's like she is bipolar, the wind changes often and for no apparent reason with her. So go for it and hope you catch her at a good moment because when it is good it is really great, but don't take it personal if you catch the wrong side of tornado Kasey Parks.[/QUOTE]I don't understand why so many seem to be making excuses for this chick. When I hit the JW Marriott, No one gets to have an "off-day".

[QUOTE=TechSticles;4610769]I don't understand why so many seem to be making excuses for this chick. When I hit the JW Marriott, No one gets to have an "off-day".[/QUOTE]To state the obvious, none of these girls are the "JW Marriott" of sex workers. Most struggle to achieve Knights Inn status, many cannot even achieve that.

[QUOTE=HoBeau;4544110]I recently visited a UTR in Middletown for a standard suck and fuck. Of course she did not appear nearly as svelte in person as her picture made her out to be. I asked her to strip down so I could inspect the goods. She dropped her jeans and unsurprisingly I see that her legs looked better in jeans than they did in the nude. But "pussy is pussy" I argued and proceded to engaged her in FIV to be followed by DATY, as prescribed on page one and two, respectively, of my standard play-book. After getting her nice and wet, I started to go down on her when I got a whiff of the old quim which caused me to up chucked a little into my throat. At precisely this moment I miraculously got a text message and used that as an excuse to leave immediately without so much as removing my own pants. All the way home I had to drive and shift with one hand, else I would have had to deodorize and disinfect the entire car.

A few days later I went to Jungle Jim's to stock up on Red Thai Chilies, a gastronomic treat if ever there was one. Passing the cheese department I was offered, accepted, and ate a piece of white cheddar cheese with red onion. WOW, was it good. Bought a couple of pounds, picked up the chilies, and headed home. Later I opened the cheese for a snack and to my shock and amazement found that it smelled exactly like the bad quim I refused to eat in Middletown.

The moral of the story (if there is one) is that it is OK if good cheese smells like bad pussy, just be sure which one you are eating.[/QUOTE]I realize this post is a little old, but I virtually up-chucked a little bit reading it.

[QUOTE=HoBeau;4611458]To state the obvious, none of these girls are the "JW Marriott" of sex workers. Most struggle to achieve Knights Inn status, many cannot even achieve that.[/QUOTE]But then they should stop pretending they are the JW Marriott. I never see an add by Knights Inn trying to get me to cancel my JW reservation and book with them because they are better.

[QUOTE=SlamT;4613734]What do we have here, fellas? A provider with more than a few excellent reviews, senior members both advocating both for and against her. Both with valid data points. What can we learn?

Torri is (for now) a hard luck woman finding the transition from battered woman to standing on her own feet a difficult journey. A giving person who got stomped (literally) by a now incarcerated scumbag. I suspect most of us. If we've ever had a bad relationship. Can acknowledge our own bad behaviors and habits are indeed hard to break. It isn't hard to empathize with Torri.

Now I'm not saying cut Torri unreasonable amounts of slack. Far from it. What I am saying is set your plans carefully and precisely ("I'll meet you at this location at this time, without fail. If you have to delay, we will reschedule. I'll text you when I'm xx minutes away for final confirmation and room no. If for some reason I arrive and you cannot keep the date, I will move on to someone else."

Show respect but set firm boundaries are what I suggest. Torri, in spite of shortcomings, is extremely kind in session and a sexual dynamo pleaser. She is Not a money grabber and was overjoyed with a modest 1.5 hourly donation, during which time I was her sole focus with zero distraction. She will accept less for shorter stays, but I think doing her one better by bringing a small gift might be worthwhile. For example, she has the cutest dog imaginable. Bring a can or two of dog food along with the honorarium. Or a small, inexpensive present of your choosing. Help her reestablish trust in humanity by talking to her about her past (good parts quite interesting) and letting her know that solid repeat client's require punctual, reliable service. If after all this she fails to deliver, report here and let her go. But I think she'll come around nicely. She has what it takes to be one of the best providers in the region and it would be a shame if we miss out when just a little retraining is all that's needed. Good luck![/QUOTE]I heard the violins in the background as I was reading this drivel. These women don't give 2 shits about you, all they care about is how much of your hard earned $ they can hustle / scam out of you. The faster you learn that, the better off you'll be.

[QUOTE=Grizzz;4615154]I heard the violins in the background as I was reading this drivel. These women don't give 2 shits about you, all they care about is how much of your hard earned $ they can hustle / scam out of you. The faster you learn that, the better off you'll be.[/QUOTE]And the people said. Amen.