Since some of the ladies read this forum here are my 10 Commandments for Providers
1. Get a phone. It is your connection to us mongers. It's essentially impossible to contact you without a phone. No contact = no pay.
2. Use the phone responsibly. If a monger says don't call him, that means don't call him. I will give you 2 chances to understand this request. I know life is hard and the drugs are reducing your capacity to take directions but "DON'T CALL" isn't hard to understand. Here's to Carolyn who broke the rule 2 times before we even had a date. The second time was less than 1 minute after I warned her about breaking the rule. It's a whole new level of dumb or just not caring. I didn't think anyone could be worse than Lisa in this respect but I was wrong.
3. Don't ghost me (or any monger) after you've confirmed a date. Again, you get 2 chances at wasting my time. 3 if think you're cute and you have above average skills.
4. I am not Grub Hub so don't be asking me to pickup drinks, cigarettes, food, etc.
5. I know I'm not the only one banging you. Keep your parts clean and sweet smelling. It's important if you want to A) get me off faster and B) want to see me again (as in get paid again).
6. If you put up an ad make sure it's at least reasonably accurate. If it lists acts that you like, then it's reasonable for me to expect you do at least do those acts. And preferably to actually like them or like the cash they bring in.
7. Conversation is great but don't overdue it and ramble on and on about something I don't give a rats ass about. I am here for a good time and I you're interested in making a buck. Let's keep it professional. I charge $200/ hr for counseling so don't push it.
8. Don't waste my time. There's at least 100 ways working gals waste time both before, during and after dates. Respect my time as I respect yours.
9. Remember it's pussy. Most of get it for free and we're looking for variety. Yours isn't golden and don't charge like it is.
10. If you expect a tip then earn it. I don't tip for rushed or poor service.
If anyone in Richmond followed these rules they'd be raking in a great living and wouldn't need to post ads very often and they could pick and choose who they see. On the other hand, I'm guessing if you *could* follow these rules you'd have a real job. At the moment I'm down to 1 regular who does follow these rules and 2 that are on thin ice (#3) and dozens who I've blocked.
Yeah, I'm pissed off. A favorite provider broke rule #3 this afternoon for the second time. Maybe I need to find another hobby.
Jack.