Massage Parlor Reports

This usually works for me. YMMV. This info is for my first visit to an AMP. Afterwards, the girls know you and will take care of you without any games.

Always be safe.

1. Do not argue about the house fee. It is okay to ask for a discount, but pay mamasan quickly.

1A) You will get the better girl.

1B) Mamasan will not label you as a cheap jerk to the provider.


2. Table Shower First: when she greets you, gently rub her ass (LEO check).

2A) Always take the table shower first.

2B) Girls (especially Asians) want their man to be clean.

2C) This is the ideal time to see how it is going to go for you.

2D) Tell her where you want her to clean: if needed, guide her hand.


3. In the Room.

3A) Offer the tip first: offer what you can. This is a good time to tell her what you want. Negotiate with her and, if needed, let her know that you will bring more next time (this does not alway work, but it is worth a try).

3B) While on your stomach: gentl massage her ass and inner thighs / vagine. If no objections, you are 1/2-way home.

3C) On the Flip: if no negotiations were done in Step 3a, now is the time. Always be polite, but confident. Tell her that she is pretty, caring, nice, etc. During the massage (does not hurt).

If you do not get any extras, never ever go back. Post your experience on this board. You will do all of us a favor.


*Some like to negotiate after the flip: that is a personal choice.

Medium massage. Marginally happy. Probably won't go again. Attendant was friendly though and not demanding.

[QUOTE=Gentleman 100; 1736078]This usually works for me. YMMV. This info is for my first visit to an AMP. Afterwards, the girls know you and will take care of you without any games.

Always be safe.

1. Do not argue about the house fee. It is okay to ask for a discount, but pay mamasan quickly.

1A) You will get the better girl.

1B) Mamasan will not label you as a cheap jerk to the provider.

2. Table Shower First: when she greets you, gently rub her ass (LEO check).

2A) Always take the table shower first.

2B) Girls (especially Asians) want their man to be clean.

2C) This is the ideal time to see how it is going to go for you.

2D) Tell her where you want her to clean: if needed, guide her hand.

3. In the Room.

3A) Offer the tip first: offer what you can. This is a good time to tell her what you want. Negotiate with her and, if needed, let her know that you will bring more next time (this does not alway work, but it is worth a try).

3B) While on your stomach: gentl massage her ass and inner thighs / vagine. If no objections, you are 1/2-way home.

3C) On the Flip: if no negotiations were done in Step 3a, now is the time. Always be polite, but confident. Tell her that she is pretty, caring, nice, etc. During the massage (does not hurt).

If you do not get any extras, never ever go back. Post your experience on this board. You will do all of us a favor.

*Some like to negotiate after the flip: that is a personal choice.[/QUOTE]Good read, thanks.

[QUOTE=RoccoJeremmy; 1732399]Hold it there people,

If we are talking about Joan white latina, maybe wrong or the guy is an asshole. I am Joan regular and I do enjoy every single second with her. Once again, if we are talking about the same girl because in the past she worked with other chicks.[/QUOTE]Listen If you like it I love it. Several of these broads worked out of the same spot before they got well established, so I'm going to leave it at that, again as I said his take on certain matters was spot on. I don't cheerlead or whiteknight not really my angle, get it.

Less of a report, more of a general question, but when an ad says "flat rates" does that actually mean flat rates or they won't upcharge you for menu items? I'm a bit lost on the lingo here if anyone could sort it out either on here or via a PM I'd appreciate it. Thanks.

[QUOTE=GuyIn407;1736350]Less of a report, more of a general question, but when an ad says "flat rates" does that actually mean flat rates or they won't upcharge you for menu items? I'm a bit lost on the lingo here if anyone could sort it out either on here or via a PM I'd appreciate it. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Listen when your dealing with AMP there's always a upcharge. If you go in there expecting flat rates. Don't expect any party favors.

SO I TOFTT and went to this place that just opened on John Young and Deerfeild just before hunters creek. The add said 59 with table shower when I called mamasam said only for 30 min but if you like ill give you 69 for a hour. I went and walked in to find a young asian lady who was dressed casual. Asked for the hour and she said. 80 when I told her that mamasam told me 69 she gave me a nasty look and started calling people. After about 5 min of calling and no one picking up she finally said okay and took my .7. As I was led to the room the place was SUPER CLEAN but the lady was still not in a good mood when I asked her for the table shower she said well that does not come with the special I said thats fine but B. P mentioned free table shower she agreed and was giving the WORST TS EVER all that was done she put water on my back for 2 min and flip put water o my front for 1 min and off we go the TS looked nice and comfy it looked like a pool table.

Now the bad this is it is tile so I nearly slipped a few times walking back to the room. She started massaging my back and tbh I could have got a better massage from a double amputee lady than from what I got from this lady she put ZERO EFFORT in her massage she told me it was her first day and I asked if she ever massaged before she said she did at this place called AMAZON near universal however I highly doubt it because she just put NO EFFORT IN THE MASSAGE.

On the flip she went right about and put my hand on JR to where I took her hand and put it on him. One thing she did a lousy weird HJ but whatever she did made me bust in a minute. Once I busted she said THANK YOU and walked out. Okay thats it to wear I looked and saw I only got 35 min. I said okay I was not going to argue I gave her. 2 tip and told her I will not be comming back to this place. She said her name was Raquel.

Clean:9/10.

Looks: 7/10.

Massage 2/10.

HE: 4/10.

Will not repeat.

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I'm not a Joan regular, but I did see her twice a while ago. For my taste she was a bit stocky, too much belly for me. With me she was very nice, friendly, and pleasant. I saw no signs of drug use or unusual behavior. She has a child that she cares for greatly. If she pushed my buttons I would definitely repeat. YMMV.

[QUOTE=WaltLewis;1736265]Listen If you like it I love it. Several of these broads worked out of the same spot before they got well established, so I'm going to leave it at that, again as I said his take on certain matters was spot on. I don't cheerlead or whiteknight not really my angle, get it.[/QUOTE]

My three cents:

1) Always lay face up on the table naked while waiting for them to come into the room to start the massage after you undress. I think that sends a pretty good message regarding what I'm here for.

2) If they try to cover you with a towel either immediately tell them you don't need that and it's hot or wait about 5 minutes and then slide it off and say you don't need it. Sometimes the girls like to do that thing where they straddle you and use the towel to rub and press on your back to get things started so waiting for 5 minutes isn't a bad idea.

3) I like to negotiate after the flip when we know each other a little better and can tell more about what she might be game for.

[QUOTE=Krystar;1736219]Good read, thanks.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Barkncm;1730260]. Also has anyone seen Tara Marie? Wanted to see her for a while, There are mixed reviews, seems she is fully legit now, Even for a good looking mid 20's guy is there any chance if its YMMV? Haha, Anyway let me know please, thanks.[/QUOTE]Seriously, have you looked at what everyone has written? Save your money; she's nuts, and oh yeah, when I went, her place was filthy. I mean, I have seen public toilets after a fringe fesitval that are cleaner! Dude, you not catch something from her, but. Then again maybe from her place! Made me question how clean the towels sheets pillows are too. Yuck! Is all I can say.

I am the one who reported the girl saying that they were taping. I was contacted by them and assured that is not the case. I [was told that this was a reaction to a situation with a customer who got upset and threatened to call the police. I was then offerred a freebie to retry them out and get there fetish expert Mulan service me. I told her I was open to that. I think that was a classy customer service thing to do. I did go back and didn't see any cameras. Had an ok time with Mulan, but I guess what I think is fetish and what these girls think are fetish differ.

My end perspective is that I do believe that there are no cameras in the rooms, but who really knows with all the technology out there now. Everyplace we go could have that working we don't know. I guess the only thing we have on our side is that everybody in the room would be held accountable for every and all actions. As far as the fetish play here I would say that in my case I was shopping at Walgreens and needed it to be Walmart. Lot better selection at Walmart.

Everybody be safe and have fun.

Take care,

QUOTE=Outdoorsman; 1733641]Makes me feel uncomfortable. Also make me wonder who else is doing it. I used to like International on 17-92 a lot but was pretty sure there were cams in the room so stopped going there[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Charlie Morris;1736678]Seriously, have you looked at what everyone has written? Save your money; she's nuts, and oh yeah, when I went, her place was filthy. I mean, I have seen public toilets after a fringe fesitval that are cleaner! Dude, you not catch something from her, but. Then again maybe from her place! Made me question how clean the towels sheets pillows are too. Yuck! Is all I can say.[/QUOTE]Wait aren't you Potsy, Monky Boy, The Antagonist and Barnaby Jon also? Also maybe Rocco. This is the same exact review you wrote under Potsy. Tara Marie has not worked out of her house in a long time. She works out of a Spa in Maitland. You could get the old Tara Marie or the more cautious Tara Marie. When she is on, she gives a good massage.

[QUOTE=Barolo;1736849]Wait aren't you Potsy, Monky Boy, The Antagonist and Barnaby Jon also? Also maybe Rocco. This is the same exact review you wrote under Potsy. Tara Marie has not worked out of her house in a long time. She works out of a Spa in Maitland. You could get the old Tara Marie or the more cautious Tara Marie. When she is on, she gives a good massage.[/QUOTE]Get a life, he is not me. If you are so in love with Tara Marie go see her. Other members think she sucks. Get over it.

Any recommendations on non-AMP that provides a good actual massage massage but offers extras? Thanks in advance.

Great service. Sexy and funny girl. Great location. Hope to have a 3rd dream in the not too distant future.