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[QUOTE=MKinsella08;6003131]I just wanted to post this on the site, as kind of a rebuttal to the negative reports. This not white knighting as some people say, since I still had some cons on my "date" with her too, but there is something to look forward to for next time.

So, it started with the initial messaging back and forth. I said I don't mind meeting up for drinks and then going back to her place for "fun time" after. After some back and forth texts on that, which included us exchanging face pics, we agreed on me bringing some champagne to her place and I brought her some lunch too, which she was going to eat after our "fun time". I think she wants the pic, to kind of initially break the ice and to see if she is any way attracted to you.[/QUOTE]So, one thing I will not argue about is how a man or woman spend his or her money; especially since it's not my money. Based on the level or type of services she provided or some may dub as a lack thereof, personally, $300 plus dollars would be too much for me. I mean, to not get a longer BJ and / or BBJ--absolutely not! But I digress!

Now, the issue I have with this drunk is that when she asked me for a pic and I decline, citing anti-anonymity and discretion concerns, she went off and got very nasty and unprofessional about it! This is where my issue lies. I have seen where these girls take guys pics, after they get angry with them or have some kind of falling out or even misunderstanding, and they post their pics on these adult entertainment sites saying that they like shemales or some other foolishness. Now, please don't say, "oh no, not April, she is as sweet as pie!" Yes, April! And any other provider who is hooking.

For some of us, providing a pic is a big no no. Especially if you have a significant other or a great job. If this does not apply to you, then send as many pics till your heart's content. As for me, personally, and I am sure I speak for many others on here, sending pics and LinkedIn profiles and any other information that crosses over into my personal life is a big no go! Again, I digress! That is certainly any man's prerogative, however.

At any rate, I am not trying to throw shade or anything like that, but a rebuttal to your rebuttal was requisite, because in the world of hooking, it is just not prudent to ever share a personal pic with a girl, unless you are willing to accept the consequences of this decision down the road. And you never know! A very famous person paid a woman $130 k to keep her mouth closed about a sexual encounter and guess what, it got out anyway. You may not be famous and that's not really the point; however, the point is, we (clients) do not owe these people pics because we are not the ones who are making the big bucks! If she is concerned about attraction, well, go on a dating site--there, I can see sending pics, but a site where hooking is involved, not me! And April, shy! Naw, doubt that! She has been hooking too long for that biz. And by the way, I have seen her a couple times in the distant past and quite frankly, her puss was nothing to write home about. Although she was a nice looking MILF; I mean, back then, think gymnastics type of body. I don't know what she looks like now, but, again, the puss was pretty average.

[QUOTE=ArtOfaGoodTrip;6004086]I choose personal experience, multiplied literally thousands of times by others, over your single wonderful experience (congrats) with this one. She is attractive and professional, functional alcoholic, with serious multiple personality disorders that flip on like a light switch. All those pics are decades old although I'd believe she still is attractive. But I for one would NEVER piss away the $$ with this one. Better luck winning PowerBall than having that luck more than once.[/QUOTE]And this is what I am saying. When you find girl who can be unstable, as she is known to be, the consequences can be disastrous! I have met some of these girls who come off very sweet, but when some misunderstanding occurs, oh man! There is a girl that is being talked about on here quite a bit (Ryder) in a positive way; well, she did something to me several months ago and wouldn't apologize and essentially went off on my azz and she was the one at fault! I don't trust any of these witches!

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Is there anything you guys take for stronger erections and lasting long with providers? If so, PM me or quote this post.

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[QUOTE=Powerhouse100;6002457]Contacted her and she said she'd see me but I'd have to pay her. I informed her that I thought it was a given that I pay her to hangout, so what is it that you mean--had an idea what she meant. Well, what she meant was, she'll see me, but I needed to send her some cash now and she'd make it worth my time later. I told her I only pay when service is rendered. She said then don't contact her again! Well gents, do not contact this scam! She is scam through and through! She probably doesn't want to phuck because of her thug azz boyfriend / dopeboy! Avoid!

[URL]https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/meet-greet/47625977[/URL][/QUOTE]She has horrendous reviews. Always has, avoid at all costs.

[QUOTE=BlackLightning;6004473]Is there anything you guys take for stronger erections and lasting long with providers? If so, PM me or quote this post.[/QUOTE]Generic: Tadalafil.

Fantastic!

HM,

Tall.

I've had this request a couple times as a monger and I've sent pics of a movie star that I resemble. You might say he's better looking than me, if we were side by side, but I have loved that she gets less than she was promised, LOL! They're too stoned to know the difference anyway and can't remember anybody from movies, too. Never once has it been a problem, but I've left disappointed anyway.

I mean how many times have I had to do a double take and walk out of a scummy, cluttered notel room after seeing someone who doesn't resemble the pics. Too many I can't remember. I drive back down to Tampa / Orlando for fun these day and SAVE time from 3 hour excursions to the west side to see a nasty junkie who has pics from 20 years ago.

[QUOTE]= $300 plus dollars [/QUOTE]WOW! Now, that's a sucker, if I ever heard of one.

So endeth my rant. I've been waiting for word about this Nickie, who is back, but haven't seen much yet. Positive or Negative, what say you?

[URL]https://jacksonville.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/sexy-nickie-is-back/600062373694[/URL]

Happy Mongering,

Tall.

[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/paris-damore[/URL]

Comms are great almost too good makes me suspicious will appreciate any advice greatly.

[QUOTE=Tallbert;6004733]I've been waiting for word about this Nickie, who is back, but haven't seen much yet. Positive or Negative, what say you?

[URL]https://jacksonville.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/sexy-nickie-is-back/600062373694[/URL]

Happy Mongering,

Tall.[/QUOTE]She's nothing to write home about. She's a hole which I've filled up a couple times but not much else. At the time, she had a bf who knows what she does but doesn't want anybody tainting her "precious" pussy. Whatever. Returned her with a snatch full of my kids. I always thought Nikki was kinda of weathered with her skin lookin somewhat leathery like she hangs outside a lot. Her ad pics is somewhat deceiving. She's a hit and quit it girl.

[QUOTE=JoeDt72;6004765][URL]https://tryst.link/escort/paris-damore[/URL]

Comms are great almost too good makes me suspicious will appreciate any advice greatly.[/QUOTE]She's real, she posts on [URL]Eros.com[/URL] as well. And she is verified. I can't be 100 percent sure but I think I've met her about 6 or 7 years ago when she was on SA.

Anyone recognize this one?

[URL]https://jacksonville.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/fleming-island-green-cove-inca/272315291331[/URL]

[QUOTE=JoeDt72;6004765][URL]https://tryst.link/escort/paris-damore[/URL]

Comms are great almost too good makes me suspicious will appreciate any advice greatly.[/QUOTE]She looks very familiar. I think she worked for an agency here a long time ago. I did see her and it was very good. I saved an old pic of her, see if it matches her new ones. She used to go by Bella Paris.

[QUOTE=BlackLightning;6004473]Is there anything you guys take for stronger erections and lasting long with providers? If so, PM me or quote this post.[/QUOTE]Viagra gave me a wicked headache.

Cialis works great. I buy the 20 mg pills from a Canadian pharmacy and cut the pills in half. Works great.

I have not personally seen her but she has been reviewed. I don't remember exactly what was said though.

[QUOTE=JaxGuy15;6004955]Anyone recognize this one?

[URL]https://jacksonville.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/fleming-island-green-cove-inca/272315291331[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Oshmalee;6005107]I have not personally seen her but she has been reviewed. I don't remember exactly what was said though.[/QUOTE]Ya I cannot find the reviews anywhere. Even she says she's been reviewed on this site.

[QUOTE=JaxGuy15;6005153]Ya I cannot find the reviews anywhere. Even she says she's been reviewed on this site.[/QUOTE]Says she used to go by Audrey Austin?

[QUOTE=Powerhouse100;6004242]And this is what I am saying. When you find girl who can be unstable, as she is known to be, the consequences can be disastrous! I have met some of these girls who come off very sweet, but when some misunderstanding occurs, oh man! There is a girl that is being talked about on here quite a bit (Ryder) in a positive way; well, she did something to me several months ago and wouldn't apologize and essentially went off on my azz and she was the one at fault! I don't trust any of these witches![/QUOTE]I've seen Ryder before. She was ok but nothing special. No one was answering this weekend so I set something up with her at her place in the town center. I get there and she ghosts me. I decided to get something to eat thinking she'd call back but nothing. I tried her on my other phone and she text right back. Told her I was nearby and we set something up in 30 minutes. Get there and again goes silent. So then on the 4th she texts wanting to meet. Had some sob story about seeing her kids. I reminded her about the ghosting just 2 days earlier and she went off blaming me for not being able to see her kids and not showing up. This is just my experience with her others may have had better luck. I do remember after the first time I saw her she was constantly blowing up my phone for money which is why I never went back.

Any information on this one.

[URL]https://jacksonville.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/its-me-or-its-freekaty-the-gir/541150378816[/URL]

[QUOTE=CharlieRunkle;6005250]I've seen Ryder before. She was ok but nothing special. No one was answering this weekend so I set something up with her at her place in the town center. I get there and she ghosts me. I decided to get something to eat thinking she'd call back but nothing. I tried her on my other phone and she text right back. Told her I was nearby and we set something up in 30 minutes. Get there and again goes silent. So then on the 4th she texts wanting to meet. Had some sob story about seeing her kids. I reminded her about the ghosting just 2 days earlier and she went off blaming me for not being able to see her kids and not showing up. This is just my experience with her others may have had better luck. I do remember after the first time I saw her she was constantly blowing up my phone for money which is why I never went back.[/QUOTE]Yep! And that's why she and I fell out! She can be a very nasty witch and blowing up your phone asking for a handout is her MO indeed! SMH.

And I won't even repeat on here what she called me!

[QUOTE=Powerhouse100;6004238]So, one thing I will not argue about is how a man or woman spend his or her money; especially since it's not my money. Based on the level or type of services she provided or some may dub as a lack thereof, personally, $300 plus dollars would be too much for me. I mean, to not get a longer BJ and / or BBJ--absolutely not! But I digress!

Now, the issue I have with this drunk is that when she asked me for a pic and I decline, citing anti-anonymity and discretion concerns, she went off and got very nasty and unprofessional about it! This is where my issue lies. I have seen where these girls take guys pics, after they get angry with them or have some kind of falling out or even misunderstanding, and they post their pics on these adult entertainment sites saying that they like shemales or some other foolishness. Now, please don't say, "oh no, not April, she is as sweet as pie!" Yes, April! And any other provider who is hooking.

For some of us, providing a pic is a big no no. Especially if you have a significant other or a great job. If this does not apply to you, then send as many pics till your heart's content. As for me, personally, and I am sure I speak for many others on here, sending pics and LinkedIn profiles and any other information that crosses over into my personal life is a big no go! Again, I digress! That is certainly any man's prerogative, however.

At any rate, I am not trying to throw shade or anything like that, but a rebuttal to your rebuttal was requisite, because in the world of hooking, it is just not prudent to ever share a personal pic with a girl, unless you are willing to accept the consequences of this decision down the road. And you never know! A very famous person paid a woman $130 k to keep her mouth closed about a sexual encounter and guess what, it got out anyway. You may not be famous and that's not really the point; however, the point is, we (clients) do not owe these people pics because we are not the ones who are making the big bucks! If she is concerned about attraction, well, go on a dating site--there, I can see sending pics, but a site where hooking is involved, not me! And April, shy! Naw, doubt that! She has been hooking too long for that biz. And by the way, I have seen her a couple times in the distant past and quite frankly, her puss was nothing to write home about. Although she was a nice looking MILF; I mean, back then, think gymnastics type of body. I don't know what she looks like now, but, again, the puss was pretty average.[/QUOTE]Have a pic ready of someone else who looks similar, downloaded off of google 'images'. Just type your race, hair and eye color in the search bar.

OR.

Go to [URL]fiver.com[/URL] and throw a few dollars at a photoshop guru to alter one or two of your images so you can't be incriminated anywhere. While you're at it, have them make you better looking and more muscular, posing next to your Ferrari or on your yacht.

Hell, as long as you have a pic of someone same race, hair and eye color, you will always get in the door with no argument.

If she complains, just her you use the same filters as she does in her pics.

[QUOTE=TankerJo;6005661]Have a pic ready of someone else who looks similar, downloaded off of google 'images'. Just type your race, hair and eye color in the search bar.

OR.

Go to [URL]fiver.com[/URL] and throw a few dollars at a photoshop guru to alter one or two of your images so you can't be incriminated anywhere. While you're at it, have them make you better looking and more muscular, posing next to your Ferrari or on your yacht.

Hell, as long as you have a pic of someone same race, hair and eye color, you will always get in the door with no argument.

If she complains, just her you use the same filters as she does in her pics.[/QUOTE]Yes, I know, it sounds like work, doesn't it? How much work is it, really, knowing how many doors it will open and how many text arguments you will avoid.

Do this for that rare provider who does it out of a sense of security (or insecurity), but would otherwise be no real threat.

Do this also for that risky provider that you really want to take a chance on. You are giving them nothing but a false sense of leverage by them having a fake pic, so you are in the clear either way.

[QUOTE=TankerJo;6005673]Yes, I know, it sounds like work, doesn't it? How much work is it, really, knowing how many doors it will open and how many text arguments you will avoid.

Do this for that rare provider who does it out of a sense of security (or insecurity), but would otherwise be no real threat.

Do this also for that risky provider that you really want to take a chance on. You are giving them nothing but a false sense of leverage by them having a fake pic, so you are in the clear either way.[/QUOTE]I see what you're saying and with many girls, I think this could work; however, the problem with this particular girl is, she wants us to send a pic performing a requested act. For example, she might say to send a pic holding up a toothbrush— you know, like we do to them to ensure they're not sending pics from a stash of stolen or borrowed pics. So, these types of requests are a little more tricky? I suppose I can filter the hell of the pic so I'd be almost unrecognizable! LOL.

[QUOTE=TankerJo;6005661]Have a pic ready of someone else who looks similar, downloaded off of google 'images'. Just type your race, hair and eye color in the search bar.

OR.

Go to [URL]fiver.com[/URL] and throw a few dollars at a photoshop guru to alter one or two of your images so you can't be incriminated anywhere. While you're at it, have them make you better looking and more muscular, posing next to your Ferrari or on your yacht.

Hell, as long as you have a pic of someone same race, hair and eye color, you will always get in the door with no argument.

If she complains, just her you use the same filters as she does in her pics.[/QUOTE]Hey, it seems like a great idea.

And, it solves a problem from even happening, if a provider wants a pic of you, then send her your fake pic so you can meet her.

Besides, we all know provider filter their pics. Heck, I have walk away when someone 50 pounds heavier and 20 years older than her pics answers the door, so yes, I agree providers use doctored or fake pics.

I agree with all of that and more.

But getting someone else's pic and sending it to a provider and saying it is me does not seem right to me! Actually that feels like fraud.

Just because someone else is a liar or a fake, does not seem to me to justify that I become a liar and a fake too!

I have balls. If a provider wants a pic of me, I have simply said no. I do not need to change who I am as a person and send a fake person lying that it is me. That is just not who I am inside, and it does not seem worth changing who I am just because of a provider bs that as a man I can handle by being direct and honest and simply say no. I am not trying to preach from a pulpit, and I have so many negatives about myself, I am not a role model for anyone to follow! It is just that I see not reason to feel like a fraud getting a fake pic to send to a girl saying the pic is me. Nope, I think I will pass on that and just tell the provider no.

I want to try something I never did before. I want to take a trip to Greece and try Greek. If any of you mongers know some Greek providers, Pm me or quote this post. I have size and girth, I need someone who can take a pounding.

[QUOTE=Mike1965;6004996]She looks very familiar. I think she worked for an agency here a long time ago. I did see her and it was very good. I saved an old pic of her, see if it matches her new ones. She used to go by Bella Paris.[/QUOTE]Paris used to be booked by the Kate Marx agency, now operating only in Las Vegas. She also did doubles with the unfortunately retired Scarlett LaPink. She's cute, clean, and fun, although I didn't experience much chemistry with her, so I didn't repeat. (https://tryst.link/escort/paris-damore)

Picked up Dr Mom in the sin city area while she was walking, didn't realize it was her till I asked for her contact info. Found a nice quite place and the head Dr went to work after I played in the kitty. A dub for the top and she said 2 dubs for FS, I just went for the top. I do want to see her at a location though as she seems like she would be fun.

[URL]https://jacksonville.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/dr-mom-top-nurse-come-rub-my/209145267763[/URL]

I think I remember seeing someone looking for details on this one. I don't recall if she was g2 g or not?

[URL]https://jacksonville.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/feisty-sexy-italian-you-know-u/818357949553[/URL]

Also was / is meme worth a visit?

[URL]https://jacksonville.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/yummie-yum-sweet-lik-kandyyas/428881362958[/URL]

[QUOTE=Adrew904;6006369]I think I remember seeing someone looking for details on this one. I don't recall if she was g2 g or not?

[URL]https://jacksonville.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/feisty-sexy-italian-you-know-u/818357949553[/URL]

Also was / is meme worth a visit?

[URL]https://jacksonville.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/yummie-yum-sweet-lik-kandyyas/428881362958[/URL][/QUOTE]About a year ago she was definitely worth a visit. Haven't had a chance to see her since she returned to the scene.

[QUOTE=DeRipa;6006331]Picked up Dr Mom in the sin city area while she was walking, didn't realize it was her till I asked for her contact info. Found a nice quite place and the head Dr went to work after I played in the kitty. A dub for the top and she said 2 dubs for FS, I just went for the top. I do want to see her at a location though as she seems like she would be fun.

[URL]https://jacksonville.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/dr-mom-top-nurse-come-rub-my/209145267763[/URL][/QUOTE]I have had her on my radar for awhile. Didn't realize she was also a swan, is the contact 8 nfo same?

I saw Meme a couple times, sometimes comms can be slow. Everything is covered and a pretty basic service but she's a legit little tattooed Asian. Nothing special but nothing bad as far as my visits.

[QUOTE=Adrew904;6006369]I think I remember seeing someone looking for details on this one. I don't recall if she was g2 g or not?

[URL]https://jacksonville.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/feisty-sexy-italian-you-know-u/818357949553[/URL]

Also was / is meme worth a visit?

[URL]https://jacksonville.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/yummie-yum-sweet-lik-kandyyas/428881362958[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mike1965;6005009]Viagra gave me a wicked headache.

Cialis works great. I buy the 20 mg pills from a Canadian pharmacy and cut the pills in half. Works great.[/QUOTE]Cialis is the thing that works for me!

I went to my doc and said I have ED which is true. Doc gave me a script for 30 a month take one a day, Medicare covers it 20 $ month is my part to pay. Have a 16 year old dick but with stamina. Morning wood also LOL.

I have a couple bottles of 100 mg 30 tabs in each Viagra sealed from pharmacy. Plus about 30 more opened with the label on them. PM me I don't use. Them.

[QUOTE=KoolBreeze;6006577]About a year ago she was definitely worth a visit. Haven't had a chance to see her since she returned to the scene.[/QUOTE]You referring to meme or the Italian?

[QUOTE=JaxGunner;6006640]I saw Meme a couple times, sometimes comms can be slow. Everything is covered and a pretty basic service but she's a legit little tattooed Asian. Nothing special but nothing bad as far as my visits.[/QUOTE]Appreciate it. She looks like a fun little thing.

[QUOTE=Adrew904;6006369]I think I remember seeing someone looking for details on this one. I don't recall if she was g2 g or not?

[URL]https://jacksonville.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/feisty-sexy-italian-you-know-u/818357949553[/URL]

Also was / is meme worth a visit?

[URL]https://jacksonville.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/yummie-yum-sweet-lik-kandyyas/428881362958[/URL][/QUOTE]I cannot give a legit review of this provider, made deal and all was cool but when I asked her to suck jr she said a hat was required. I told her he wears a hat for FS if she demands it, but not for some cock suckie. She said no hat then no suck. So I had not paid yet, and I got dressed and left. Yep she yelled and threw stuff and me, but no way I want a covered BJ!

She looked like her pics, a little dumpier but were recent pics. Her ad does not mention everything is covered. So beware. She may be good, I cannot comment on her services, but avoid if you want cock suckie bare!

[URL]https://jacksonville.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/yummie-yum-sweet-lik-kandyyas/428881362958[/URL]

[QUOTE=BlackLightning;6004473]Is there anything you guys take for stronger erections and lasting long with providers? If so, PM me or quote this post.[/QUOTE]Theres this stuff called royal honey, you can buy it legally off of amazon or some gas stations. Only problem is half the brands don't actually do anything so find one with a lot of good reviews. I don't know the total amount of chemicals but its definitely Cialis mixed with some sort of aphrodisiac. One brand I got I think had a test booster in it because it changed my voice a little. Can give wicked headaches and higher blood pressure so I'd half dose it at first.

[QUOTE=DeRipa;6006331]Picked up Dr Mom in the sin city area while she was walking, didn't realize it was her till I asked for her contact info. Found a nice quite place and the head Dr went to work after I played in the kitty. A dub for the top and she said 2 dubs for FS, I just went for the top. I do want to see her at a location though as she seems like she would be fun.

[URL]https://jacksonville.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/dr-mom-top-nurse-come-rub-my/209145267763[/URL][/QUOTE]This is odd. Now, in the past, I have texted her about a session and offered 80 and she declined. Then, she does a car date for 20 and would have done 40, based on this review. She was asking for 150 for a HH back then. It's like they'd rather spite their faces than to accept a reasonable donation! I guess when she was declining my offer, biz was good, but the fact that she's walking, times must be rough! SMH.

I've looked around and can't find a way to contact the mods directly about my post so I hope that I'm not breaking any rules but I wanted to leave a review from my first experience. Link to her below.

I was super nervous as a first timer using this forum and some of the links I found here but decided to send the text message anyways.

Start to finish everything was an incredibly positive, calm, and inviting experience. She responded to my text quite quickly and travelled to my location. We spoke casually for 15 minutes or so in person about various topics and everything was very natural. Then we decided to get to the massage. I loved it, very sensual with oils and she kept a calm but engaging conversation going throughout the massage. She was very interested in what I had to say and I enjoyed that a lot. Some time passed. She wasn't in a hurry to leave.

[URL]https://jacksonville.skipthegames.com/massage/caucasian_w/99-body-rub-bj-special-wtf-ab/370702883252[/URL]

I texted this one a few minutes ago, they don't know what they are doing or is a trap.

Be very careful if you want to go there. Read every word and what they ask first. My opinion stay away.

[URL]https://jacksonville.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/24yrs-new-in-sexual-work-excit/473516012798[/URL]

So I have a business trip next month so I started doing my usual Intel / research. I hope on Tryst and find Lauren Sawyer. She seems cute enough and the price seemed reasonable for what I was looking for. As a vet innthe game, you never take ANYTHING at face value. So I cross reference Private Delights (one of my favorite bc they have great detailed reviews) and of course my guys on the forums. I stumbled on what has to be one of the funniest stories I've read on here. Utterly disgusting that she'd be crapping while greeting you at the same time. I can't bring myself to even reach out to her. I'd be thinking of machine gun farts upon arrival.

Needless to say, I have to start my search over. I'll have limited time so would be looking for some fun close to the airport. Many advice is welcome. If you have an ATF that I should try shoot me a PM. Also cool with a nice MP as well. Thanks guys!

[QUOTE=AutgMark;5901732]So recently had a dream, and ohhhh boy, it as a doozy. So I get to this hotel, I'm the only car in the parking lot with some sketch hanging about. Wait a bit and finally get called up to the room. I am about to lear but my floppy-to-hard brain thing got the best of my thinking brain. I slink up to the second floor room, the door is open, I am instructed via text to enter. I'm a bit nervous, excited, horny, and full of suspense. As soon as I enter I am greeted with an enthusiastic "Hi" form the bathroom. She's pooping. Like not a small-time "going to scatter a few deer pellets here and there", I'm talking big-city pooping. IT was basically a freighter ship being propelled out of a lady sphincter at high high force. And the smell. Boy. My brother once hit deer on 295 a few years ago and the remains of the deer got stuck in the grill of the car and the heat of the summer made one of the most fowl smelling experiences I have had on this side of the Mississippi. This poop was worse. However, I was still horny so I stayed. Lauren is not the lady in her pictures anymore. What I found was an impish young female-human, with a gut and a face that looked like a cross between the smurfs and some 1840's woodcut depiction of baba yaga the witch. She's bubbly on top of that. I hate bubbly. But the BBJ was OK. She hopped on and I blew in the bag.

2 seconds after finishing, she's back to pooping.[/QUOTE]