Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Pigrig;4657310]Swung into the big cat last night mammasan did the question drill again. When It came time to answer the "who did you see last time" I said miss cherry she gave me a funny look and said she's not available. Well long story short miss Pepsi came in to take care of me. Is it just me or is miss Pepsi a human vacuum? LOL.

So my real thought is what's the deal with mammasan. She looks like she might be a cute little spinner. Anyone ever try her massage skills?[/QUOTE]Out of curiosity, what all is in the question drill?

[QUOTE=Pigrig;4657310]Swung into the big cat last night mammasan did the question drill again. When It came time to answer the "who did you see last time" I said miss cherry she gave me a funny look and said she's not available. Well long story short miss Pepsi came in to take care of me. Is it just me or is miss Pepsi a human vacuum? LOL.

So my real thought is what's the deal with mammasan. She looks like she might be a cute little spinner. Anyone ever try her massage skills?[/QUOTE]The deal is that Lisa (MMS) stopped seeing a majority of her clients several years ago, and the last one last year. This told to me by her on my latest visit in January.

There are many senior members who wish she would come out of retirement, but that seems unlikely now that she manages the operation. You and I missed our chances.

[QUOTE=Pigrig;4657310]Swung into the big cat last night mammasan did the question drill again. When It came time to answer the "who did you see last time" I said miss cherry she gave me a funny look and said she's not available. Well long story short miss Pepsi came in to take care of me. Is it just me or is miss Pepsi a human vacuum? LOL.

So my real thought is what's the deal with mammasan. She looks like she might be a cute little spinner. Anyone ever try her massage skills?[/QUOTE]If you're talking about Sarah. She used to be one of the girls. She was right up there with cherry in my book. Great body and personality. We had may fun visits together. I think she gave the best shower.

[QUOTE=Hbear21;4657670]If you're talking about Sarah. She used to be one of the girls. She was right up there with cherry in my book. Great body and personality. We had may fun visits together. I think she gave the best shower.[/QUOTE]I mixed up the mamasans. Everything I said was about Lisa. She was my favorite. Loved her shower.

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[QUOTE=AlSmits346;4659779]Read his very first post ever. Hey don't want to come across as LE when I visit. What happens when he visits? They think he is LE. This man is a joke. Smells fishy.[/QUOTE]That's most likely what Lisa thought when a 26 year old 6'3 220 lb dude came strolling in. LE's finest!

[QUOTE=Hbear21;4657884]I mixed up the mamasans. Everything I said was about Lisa. She was my favorite. Loved her shower.[/QUOTE]Though up there in age, she is still beautiful in every sense! Right down to how she speaks and carrying herself as a classy lady. Some great memories!

[QUOTE=HitNMiss;4660324]That's most likely what Lisa thought when a 26 year old 6'3 220 lb dude came strolling in. LE's finest![/QUOTE]On and off going since I was in my young 20's, in shape etc. Never had problems and I tend to be shy at times.

So I guess the lesson I've learned this week is, don't come out and ask what you want to know, or actually voice your concerns. Just because I say 'I don't want to come across as LE', I immediately come under fire as if that's exactly what I am. From where I'm standing, if I'm LE trying to bust you, I don't just immediately walk in and say 'oh hey nope that's not me at all I promise'.

So, sorry for being too blunt guys, I just didn't want to waste a couple hundred bucks and get nothing for it, and I genuinely had no idea what to say or how to act in a parlor. I'm sure when I walked in I looked awkward as shit, and I'm sure that's what spooked Lisa. Lessons were learned, I had a good time at sunny, I'll try back at tiger some other time, no harm no foul.

That being said, I realize that some of my comments may seem a bit clueless, and that's because I kind of am, but if we could tone the flame down a few notches for a guy just trying to learn to swim, I'd appreciate it.

[QUOTE=AlSmits346;4661572]On and off going since I was in my young 20's, in shape etc. Never had problems and I tend to be shy at times.[/QUOTE]I'm a few inches shorter than our first timer here and don't have tats but have always gotten the "are you a cop / military?" type questions because of my build and demeanor and it took three trips for me to leave "happy" back when I first tried one of the parlors out in Youngstown. It happens, especially to someone going in blind that doesn't know about forums like this or have a buddy that partakes to guide them.

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Another great session today. GFE, BBBJ, BBFS, CIP, hh visit. Wish I could hit her every day.

[QUOTE=Crism080;4662197]Another great session today. GFE, BBBJ, BBFS, CIP, hh visit. Wish I could hit her every day.[/QUOTE]That is definitely one silk lined pussy!

[QUOTE=TomMubbles;4662003]I'm a few inches shorter than our first timer here and don't have tats but have always gotten the "are you a cop / military?" type questions because of my build and demeanor and it took three trips for me to leave "happy" back when I first tried one of the parlors out in Youngstown. It happens, especially to someone going in blind that doesn't know about forums like this or have a buddy that partakes to guide them.[/QUOTE]So I'm not sure why my last post got deleted, all I said was thank you, I guess I used profanity, so there's that. Anyway, I was trying to share, in the post that got flagged, I did once go to a house to get a tattoo from a guy that was doing them in a basement, I had been referred by a friend and they knew I was coming, but when I showed up, they told me they had no idea who I was asking for. I later learned that due to my clean shaven face, the fact that I was standing up too straight, my leather jacket, and my 'cop vibe' that they thought I was LE. It does happen.

Anyone know who's at sunny right now? I sure enjoy hotter looking young fresh chickens! Can always count on sunny for some tasty white meat.