Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=PhlipPhlop;4653277]Buyers aka mongers, get uneasy feelings all the time. The same holds true for the sellers, something set off Lisa's Spidey senses and as much as she wants your return business she won't risk it if she feels uneasy. Franks advice is good and once you earn Lisa's trust all will be good. You just need to break the ice.[/QUOTE]So again I ask, I have some time tomorrow, and still have an itch to scratch. Should I take franks initial advice and just move on to sunny, or return to Tiger? Would a return so soon make lisa more uneasy, or combined with the fact that I tipped a 20 for just a regular massage, followed by showing interest in an hour session sometime, make her more at ease? Don't really know which way to go.

[QUOTE=Darthkoshy;4653190]Also, and I hope this goes without saying, but. If she asks if you've been there before, YOU SAY YES![/QUOTE]She didn't really ask, she just opened the door and talked super fast and said first time as a statement, not a question, looked at my I'd, then made me sign a clipboard and walked out after complimenting me a few times, which I assume they do with everyone.

[QUOTE=TheWeatherMan;4652613]So maybe this is just because they hadn't seen me before, or maybe there was something I didn't say or do, but I'll leave that to you guys to tell me. I posted earlier in the week that I was planning to make my first AMP visit, and I just left the big cat a few minutes ago. When I walked in, I was asked for ID (which none of you advised me would happen), but I assumed it was just age verification and not some sting operation or some shit, so fine, gave the lady my I'd, and she promptly returned it.

There was no question of how long I wanted, if I wanted TS, or anything, she just said you can stay for half hour and led me into a room. I got Pepsi, she spent the whole half hour massaging me while I was laying on my stomach, and finally said she was finished. I was a little surprised, I expected at least to be flipped over and have her work my chest even if there weren't going to be any additional services. Almost the entire time she was completely silent, and I didn't really know what to say. Since I was on my stomach I couldn't really put a hand on her thigh or try a gentle touch somewhere else to give her the hint, so I don't know what I was supposed to do there. Still, I gave her a 20 and thanked her for her time at the end, and asked the lady who had met me at the door if they would have any hour slots available over the weekend if I dropped by. She basically said don't know man better just come check some other time.

So anyways, did I do something wrong or do I just need to go back and make sure they remember me? And why did I not have the option of an hour or a TS?[/QUOTE]First of all, Frank and Phlip are spot on in their number one directive: confidence. Next visit to either spa, have the full house fee ready to go and hand it to MMS as soon as she takes you into the massage area (or sooner if she asks first). Sometimes, I purposely pay MMS with a C note to establish that I have funds, and to further interaction with her as she'll have to return with your change. In good east coast AMPs, tipping MMS seems to pay dividends, but I have not found that to be true in Midwest and wouldn't recommend starting that practice.

To better help you, would you mind sharing your age and anything else you think might qualify as being unique (ex's. Heavy tats, very large human)?

If you do return to Tiger, another hint might be calling ahead and asking for an appointment with Cherry or Candy at a particular hour to make sure they will be available. That indicates you know what you want and should imply a full hour visit.

If you select Sunny, which might not be a bad move, same things apply: call for appointment (don't have to request a particular masseuse) just to let MMS know you're coming so she can plan ahead. And if you visit Sunny, expect everything will be covered (but sexy FS nonetheless).

Your point about being unable to touch her while laying on your stomach isn't what happens with more experienced mongers. We touch her playfully (holding hands, for example) while being escorted to and from the TS. Do your best to flirt with her during TS. Ask where she's from (Korea), ask her if she ever returns home, tell her you love asian food. You get the idea. And compliment her on her attire, or her features (like eyes, hair). If you sense it going well, you might ask if nuru is available (certainly lets her know the caliber of Monger she's showering). That last bit of advice is only if you sense it going well and you are feeling confident. And when back in the massage room, we make it a point to position our arms at strategic, opportunistic angles that allow us to touch and arm, leg or buttocks. Your not fixed in place on the table, you can move. A pro move is, if she stands at front end of table, you outstretch both of your arms and begin massaging her thighs and ass.

I sense that you're inexperienced but wanting to shed that ASAP. Good news for you is that it doesn't take very long or many visits to figure it out. You've got the first initial visit out of the way, that's a lot of the battle. You've gotten good advice honed from years of experience. Now it's up to you to forge ahead. And relax, too. After all, that's why you're there.

Keep us in the loop.

[QUOTE=TheWeatherMan;4652613]So maybe this is just because they hadn't seen me before, or maybe there was something I didn't say or do, but I'll leave that to you guys to tell me. I posted earlier in the week that I was planning to make my first AMP visit, and I just left the big cat a few minutes ago. When I walked in, I was asked for ID (which none of you advised me would happen), but I assumed it was just age verification and not some sting operation or some shit, so fine, gave the lady my I'd, and she promptly returned it.

There was no question of how long I wanted, if I wanted TS, or anything, she just said you can stay for half hour and led me into a room. I got Pepsi, she spent the whole half hour massaging me while I was laying on my stomach, and finally said she was finished. I was a little surprised, I expected at least to be flipped over and have her work my chest even if there weren't going to be any additional services. Almost the entire time she was completely silent, and I didn't really know what to say. Since I was on my stomach I couldn't really put a hand on her thigh or try a gentle touch somewhere else to give her the hint, so I don't know what I was supposed to do there. Still, I gave her a 20 and thanked her for her time at the end, and asked the lady who had met me at the door if they would have any hour slots available over the weekend if I dropped by. She basically said don't know man better just come check some other time.

So anyways, did I do something wrong or do I just need to go back and make sure they remember me? And why did I not have the option of an hour or a TS?[/QUOTE]If they thought you were LE you might still have a problem next time if they remember you. When you go into the room tell mamasan how much time you want when you give her the money, also tell her if you want a TS. Then place tip on night stand, better if MS sees the tip before she leaves the room. When the girl comes into the room and sees the tip tell her you want "everything". You should be good to go.

[QUOTE=TheWeatherMan;4653213]Are we sure I shouldn't just go back to tiger and try again? I've seen so many good ass reviews for cherry and candy it's ridiculous. I have some time tomorrow morning so I can make a trip to either.[/QUOTE]I think the ladies made the right call.

Will any of the girls at tiger or sunny.

Entertain the thought of a Golden shower?

[QUOTE=IOnlyCip;4648230]Made a side trip to see Candy while passing thru Warren today. Just after lunch and the place was empty. TS was stellar with a great slip and slide that came very close to the grand finale. I escaped to the room and continued the task at hand. After multiple positions the session ended with a rough riding CG finish. Candy stood up on the table over me and the cream dripped out of her onto my leg. I will just say, I got a clean up that was unbelievable and couldn't find a spare drop!

I always feel there is great sexual chemistry with Candy, almost a challenge for her to satisfy me![/QUOTE]Glad to hear you're finally on board. Some of us have been fucking Hannah / candy for 10 years.

[QUOTE=AlSmits346;4653639]I think the ladies made the right call.[/QUOTE]I'm sorry you feel that way sir.

[QUOTE=MoonDoggie;4653727]Glad to hear you're finally on board. Some of us have been fucking Hannah / candy for 10 years.[/QUOTE]I've been in this sport since the late 90's. Hundreds of provider fucked and a hundred thousand spent. I don't need a history lesson when it comes to spas of the valley. I have missed the experience of very few!

[QUOTE=SlamT;4653451]First of all, Frank and Phlip are spot on in their number one directive: confidence. Next visit to either spa, have the full house fee ready to go and hand it to MMS as soon as she takes you into the massage area (or sooner if she asks first). Sometimes, I purposely pay MMS with a C note to establish that I have funds, and to further interaction with her as she'll have to return with your change. In good east coast AMPs, tipping MMS seems to pay dividends, but I have not found that to be true in Midwest and wouldn't recommend starting that practice.

To better help you, would you mind sharing your age and anything else you think might qualify as being unique (ex's. Heavy tats, very large human)?

If you do return to Tiger, another hint might be calling ahead and asking for an appointment with Cherry or Candy at a particular hour to make sure they will be available. That indicates you know what you want and should imply a full hour visit.

If you select Sunny, which might not be a bad move, same things apply: call for appointment (don't have to request a particular masseuse) just to let MMS know you're coming so she can plan ahead. And if you visit Sunny, expect everything will be covered (but sexy FS nonetheless)..[/QUOTE]Wow, thanks so much, you're the most helpful guy so far. In answer to your first question, I'm 26, and yes, I have a half sleeve on my arm and a full back piece that goes over my shoulder onto my chest, and I'm not super large, but I am 6'3, 220 pounds, so I'm not small either.

I did make a visit to sunny today, I didn't want to take the advice of just throwing the money on the table and not get anything for it at tiger a second time. Much better results. I was greeted at the door, asked do you have an hour available, she said yes, I tried to hand her 60, she said you can pay her and pointed to the room. I left the 60 plus an extra hundred on the table as you guys said to do, and when she came in she patted my ass a couple times and greeted me, said she'd be back in a minute, asked if I wanted to wash up in the shower, I said yes, and she verbally noted the money on the way out of the room and took it. TS was fine, I was shivering by the time I was wet when the hot water wasn't on me, and I was worried she'd take that as nervousness, so no real play happened in the TS, dried off, over to the sauna, she left me there for a few then came back to get me, went to the room, 20 minutes of massage, and while I actually hadn't read your post before going there today, when she moved to the front of the table, I did start to rub her thighs, and almost immediately after I did that, it was like that was her signal that I was cool, she asked 'you pay hundred, you want mouth?' so I told her yes, she left for a few, then came back in, giggled at me, and got on top of me working her way down. About the sneakiest cover I've ever seen to be honest, but since it was my first time I was excited anyway so I let that be, it prolonged the experience a bit. She was great at her job, and after she cleaned me up, she left for another few minutes to get me water and such, then came back in and said I had a bit of time left, and would I like more massage.

I politely told her no and asked if we could just sit and talk. I wanted to take the opportunity now that I had proved that I was OK to get some info and make her comfortable, so like you said, I asked about where she's from, told her I loved Asian food, asked about her family, told her a little about mine (though for some reason I chose to lie and not tell her I have a significant other and kids), and finally, asked what the price was for 'everything'. She tried to act confused, but after a minute, she said another 40, if you have money, maybe 20. Which honestly left me a bit confused. If you 'have money' the price goes down? I didn't understand the comment but I smiled and nodded. We chatted for a few more minutes, she complimented me on 'being such a gentleman', walked me to the door holding my hand, told me she'd remember me for next time, yelled something to mamasan in Korean, and they both said goodbye at the door.

That's about all I've got, weigh in how you will. Yes, I am inexperienced (in AMP's, not women LOL) and I would like to shed that fast. I realize that hopping on the forums too overeager and badgering everyone for a step by step guide on how to fuck an Asian chick is something that could come across as suspicious, or LE, so I respect any skeptics, but this is just something that's been nagging at the back of my brain for at least the last month, and with it being tax season, I couldn't think of a better time to try it out. Anyway, one last question. What the fuck is nuru? Thanks for the help guys!

[QUOTE=TheWeatherMan;4653794]Wow, thanks so much, you're the most helpful guy so far. In answer to your first question, I'm 26, and yes, I have a half sleeve on my arm and a full back piece that goes over my shoulder onto my chest, and I'm not super large, but I am 6'3, 220 pounds, so I'm not small either.

I did make a visit to sunny today, I didn't want to take the advice of just throwing the money on the table and not get anything for it at tiger a second time. Much better results. I was greeted at the door, asked do you have an hour available, she said yes, I tried to hand her 60, she said you can pay her and pointed to the room. I left the 60 plus an extra hundred on the table as you guys said to do, and when she came in she patted my ass a couple times and greeted me, said she'd be back in a minute, asked if I wanted to wash up in the shower, I said yes, and she verbally noted the money on the way out of the room and took it. TS was fine, I was shivering by the time I was wet when the hot water wasn't on me, and I was worried she'd take that as nervousness, so no real play happened in the TS, dried off, over to the sauna, she left me there for a few then came back to get me, went to the room, 20 minutes of massage, and while I actually hadn't read your post before going there today, when she moved to the front of the table, I did start to rub her thighs, and almost immediately after I did that, it was like that was her signal that I was cool, she asked 'you pay hundred, you want mouth?' so I told her yes, she left for a few, then came back in, giggled at me, and got on top of me working her way down. About the sneakiest cover I've ever seen to be honest, but since it was my first time I was excited anyway so I let that be, it prolonged the experience a bit. She was great at her job, and after she cleaned me up, she left for another few minutes to get me water and such, then came back in and said I had a bit of time left, and would I like more massage.

I politely told her no and asked if we could just sit and talk. I wanted to take the opportunity now that I had proved that I was OK to get some info and make her comfortable, so like you said, I asked about where she's from, told her I loved Asian food, asked about her family, told her a little about mine (though for some reason I chose to lie and not tell her I have a significant other and kids), and finally, asked what the price was for 'everything'. She tried to act confused, but after a minute, she said another 40, if you have money, maybe 20. Which honestly left me a bit confused. If you 'have money' the price goes down? I didn't understand the comment but I smiled and nodded. We chatted for a few more minutes, she complimented me on 'being such a gentleman', walked me to the door holding my hand, told me she'd remember me for next time, yelled something to mamasan in Korean, and they both said goodbye at the door.

That's about all I've got, weigh in how you will. Yes, I am inexperienced (in AMP's, not women LOL) and I would like to shed that fast. I realize that hopping on the forums too overeager and badgering everyone for a step by step guide on how to fuck an Asian chick is something that could come across as suspicious, or LE, so I respect any skeptics, but this is just something that's been nagging at the back of my brain for at least the last month, and with it being tax season, I couldn't think of a better time to try it out. Anyway, one last question. What the fuck is nuru? Thanks for the help guys![/QUOTE]Good work, Weather! Sounds like you're an AMP novice no more. I don't understand the "40 or 20 depending on money" comment, either. Contrary to what some say on this board, reliable FS is a 1. 4 tip. 1. 0 gets you what you received. Just plan on 0. 6 house with 1. 4 tip and you should get laid every time. And don't be dissuaded from asking questions and posting reports. That's the USG board is for. If you have a very specific question for one of us, feel free to use the personal message feature.

Answer to your question about nuru is that it means masseuse is nude during the TS and applies soap or gel to your body and uses hers to rub it all over you. It's a heavenly sensation, highly recommended!

Keep up the good work!

Hey fellas, haven't been to Tiger in awhile, what is the lineup?

[QUOTE=PChops1;4656494]Hey fellas, haven't been to Tiger in awhile, what is the lineup?[/QUOTE]Last week it was Pepsi, Cherry and Candy. Cherry is supposed to be leaving this month sometime.

[QUOTE=PChops1;4656494]Hey fellas, haven't been to Tiger in awhile, what is the lineup?[/QUOTE]The line up is Cherry, Candy and Pepsi.

Swung into the big cat last night mammasan did the question drill again. When It came time to answer the "who did you see last time" I said miss cherry she gave me a funny look and said she's not available. Well long story short miss Pepsi came in to take care of me. Is it just me or is miss Pepsi a human vacuum? LOL.

So my real thought is what's the deal with mammasan. She looks like she might be a cute little spinner. Anyone ever try her massage skills?