Escort Reports

So after 2 unsuccessful ventures, I finally got the opportunity to take care of these blue balls! Who take care of them you ask? None other than the infamous Amber Silk! I looked through ads today looking for my 3rd attempt to visit someone (first 2 failed miserably) , and I saw her ad. Called her up, we met up at a quiet location in E. Memphis. Started with a light massage, then let the fun begin. She is an amazing spinner to take from behind, then flipped over for some Mish. She gets incredibly wet. A big turn on for me. Needless to say, after having blue balls for a week, I didn't last very long at all and had to explode. It's amazing what that tight young spinner body is capable of on a massage table! She has the body of an 18 year old, with the mature attitude & sense of humor of a 30 year old. I'll def repeat, and (as most Senior member can tell you) , if you haven't seen her, you definitely should!

[QUOTE=Chazz901;1727580]As a NAVY guy, I know a thing or two about sailors and sailing. But for the game, I have had the pleasure of visiting Nicole's "OCEAN" twice. Perhaps I will get the chance to visit the port of Jessica's "BAY". But for now, I promised the troops that our next stop will be back to conquer the population of DeeSoSweet "ISLAND". As long as we steer clear of the "BERMUDA TRIANGLE", I feel we will be fine. After that visit, I will plot the map of USASG and the charts of BP to discover more rivers, seas, straits, and canals for more sexual inhabitants. Some people want to be called "CAPTAINS", Most people want to be called"ADMIRALS", I'm just fine being called a "PIRATE" (of my "ship")! What are you-LOL.[/QUOTE]LOL LOL LOL they told me I can't say that on the board. Guess I'm just an old F-t that has steered off course. Navy man ok in my book. My family served in the Navy. US Kitty Hawk. Go where the wind blows. Promised Dee a 3 sum so you want make it a 4 sum. LOL

[QUOTE=BootyCall;1727741]LOL LOL LOL they told me I can't say that on the board. Guess I'm just an old F-t that has steered off course. Navy man ok in my book. My family served in the Navy. US Kitty Hawk. Go where the wind blows. Promised Dee a 3 sum so you want make it a 4 sum. LOL[/QUOTE]We used to call her the SHITTY KITTY-LOL! There is always a rivalry between sailors and other ship's company. If you pull two ships in the same harbor-LOOK OUT... Fight city! However, I "CUM" in peace. I welcome COMRADES to help discover new lands. I'm not sure when I will be able to drop my ANCHOR in DeeSoSweet Island, but the more PIRATES to help concquer her land. The better!

[QUOTE=Chazz901;1727887]We used to call her the SHITTY KITTY-LOL! There is always a rivalry between sailors and other ship's company. If you pull two ships in the same harbor-LOOK OUT. Fight city! However, I "CUM" in peace. I welcome COMRADES to help discover new lands. I'm not sure when I will be able to drop my ANCHOR in DeeSoSweet Island, but the more PIRATES to help concquer her land. The better![/QUOTE]Retired Navy here. Glad to have so manhy shipmate aboard. I Spent a few years aboard the America before it decomd.

You guys know her already and I read some of the reviews I wanted to see for myself. This girl was great real down to earth chick and I love the red heads. She is a lot of fun and if you haven't seen her you should she is worth it I will repeat don't know when tho cause 2 or 3 others that I trying to see.

Your pics save me a ton on PPV porn! LOL

[QUOTE=Abe Normal;1727990]Your pics save me a ton on PPV porn! LOL[/QUOTE]Don't do that go and get the real thing way better.

[QUOTE=Chazz901;1727887]We used to call her the SHITTY KITTY-LOL! There is always a rivalry between sailors and other ship's company. If you pull two ships in the same harbor-LOOK OUT. Fight city! However, I "CUM" in peace. I welcome COMRADES to help discover new lands. I'm not sure when I will be able to drop my ANCHOR in DeeSoSweet Island, but the more PIRATES to help concquer her land. The better![/QUOTE]I have run up on a Shitty Kitty or two in this hobby from time to time. They just were not anywhere near the water. Hum that may have been the problem the Kitty needed a bath. Will have to say most of the girls on this board have exceptional hygiene.

[QUOTE=Darkside1082;1728100]Don't do that go and get the real thing way better.[/QUOTE]But I don't have their digits, LOL

I've only have the pleasure of indulging in this hobby only twice, both time with mature Jessica back in July of last year. I am interested in continuing the hobby but have to be very discreet and safe. Does anyone know of any reliable clean UTR white providers? I'm am not discriminating, but only looking for white providers so that I don't risk running into any friends and / or relatives. Please pm if you know of any that provide for reasonable donations (to me that is less that $). Please recommend only trusted providers.

Thanks guys

[QUOTE=Darkside1082;1728100]Don't do that go and get the real thing way better.[/QUOTE]Glad to see you showing your photo skills again. Was she looking for some "seaman"? Gaw I had to say it.

[QUOTE=HorseMan901;1728213]I'm am not discriminating, but only looking for white providers so that I don't risk running into any friends and / or relatives.[/QUOTE]Kind of scratching my head over that one?

[QUOTE=Glockman;1728448]Kind of scratching my head over that one?[/QUOTE]Glock, no need to scratch head as there is an explanation to m weird thinking. Maybe I used poor choice of words. My girlfriend (who is black) is a vey social person and seems to know everyone and seemingly related as well. Although my choice is not a foolproof way of her not finding out, I just firgured getting a white utr will keep the risk of that happening. I will let yall tell me if I'm as screwed up as that sounds. LOL.

BTW, I love the pics you posts and have learned quite a bit since being on this board.

[QUOTE=Abe Normal;1727990]Your pics save me a ton on PPV porn! LOL[/QUOTE]While your saving I'm going broke visiting these ladies. Course I've seen them before but damn they look good. Got them all lined up when I arrive back in town. Usually I have my head hid between their leggs. So I don't see it all til Glock posts. LOL

[QUOTE=Glockman;1728448]Kind of scratching my head over that one?[/QUOTE]He is trying to say he is black as is his friends and faimly. Not sure but seems the only logical answer to the riddle.